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When Your

When Your

Your Momma
Your Momma

Your Momma

I Told Him
I Told Him

I Told Him

what he said
 what he said

what he said

go outside
 go outside

go outside

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jamming

you know what
you know what

you know what

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yours

yours

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ons

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stupider

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Youre Momma: Netflix: Are you still there? Me This how I'm go STEAL YO DADDY FROM YOUR MOMMA tonight, y'all better stop posting y'all fine ass POPS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Youre Momma: Netflix: Are you still there?
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This how I'm go STEAL YO DADDY FROM YOUR MOMMA tonight, y'all better stop posting y'all fine ass POPS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This how I'm go STEAL YO DADDY FROM YOUR MOMMA tonight, y'all better stop posting y'all fine ass POPS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Youre Momma: when you find out girls poop I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can get it" . We about to lay up on the couch when she says "Lemme freshen up" and goes into the bathroom. I wanna look smooth pulling out the condom like a magic a trick. 10 mins pass by then she comes back. By that time I gotta go too. I go to the bathroom to Pee and the room ain't smell right bro. I tried to open the windows and they didn't want to open. My windows died. Toilet ring look like a Mario kart dirt map. I'm not suppose to smelling what your momma made on Thursday. I'm bout to blow this back out when I look down and see a piece of corn just tangled in a web of hair. Looking like a villain from a Spider-Man movie. I heard it's tender miniature voice plead "help me". For a moment I was tempted. But I came to my senses that I'm all the way fucked up. It was to late for me. I beat them cheeks for both me and that piece of corn. While I was beating, Kelsey let out a poot. It took everything in me not to hit her with the walls of Jericho. I stared at that piece of corn the whole time while UPS overnighted my L for that night. My bathroom hasn't been the same. I sit in there everyday and just smell the regret of my decision. Moral of the story stay is to friends with friends.
Youre Momma: when you find out girls poop
I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can get it" . We about to lay up on the couch when she says "Lemme freshen up" and goes into the bathroom. I wanna look smooth pulling out the condom like a magic a trick. 10 mins pass by then she comes back. By that time I gotta go too. I go to the bathroom to Pee and the room ain't smell right bro. I tried to open the windows and they didn't want to open. My windows died. Toilet ring look like a Mario kart dirt map. I'm not suppose to smelling what your momma made on Thursday. I'm bout to blow this back out when I look down and see a piece of corn just tangled in a web of hair. Looking like a villain from a Spider-Man movie. I heard it's tender miniature voice plead "help me". For a moment I was tempted. But I came to my senses that I'm all the way fucked up. It was to late for me. I beat them cheeks for both me and that piece of corn. While I was beating, Kelsey let out a poot. It took everything in me not to hit her with the walls of Jericho. I stared at that piece of corn the whole time while UPS overnighted my L for that night. My bathroom hasn't been the same. I sit in there everyday and just smell the regret of my decision. Moral of the story stay is to friends with friends.

I had my friend Kelsey come back to the crib from this party we went to. Me and her were cool and the feelings were mutual of "You can ge...