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Bad, Dank, and Friends: omegle Talk to strangers You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle! You both like Memes. You: Hi Stranger: Hey You: Hiya Stranger: *Karate kicks* Hiya You: Ouch wtf man that hurt Stranger: Yeah, now give me my chicken tendies!! You: No! My chicken tendies *stuffs mouth with chicken tendies* Stranger: Mommy, he stole my tendies!!! Stranger: I'll buy them from you with my good boi points You: Ooh You: How about You: This You: If you solve my testu can keep them Stranger: Deal, mommy always says I'm specia in the head You: Okay You: 69 ? Stranger: Nice You: Minecraft? Stranger: Good You: Fortnite? Stranger: Bad You: Elon musk? Stranger: Is jesus You: Who calls you breathtaking? Stranger: Keanu Reeves You: How many upvotes will this get? Stranger: 7 You: Are you kust gonna scroll past without saying [Unrelated thing] Stranger: Loads LMG with religious intent* intent* Stranger: My spelling are shows you how serious I was You: I have_ friends Stranger: My mommy says not to lie, so you shouln't either You: Youtube ads are? Stranger: Fucking bullshit You: Reddit is? Stranger: The best You: the logo of the subreddit r/memes is? Stranger: Butter Stranger: Butter Stranger: If it hasn't changed You: Mods are Stranger: More gay than James Charles You: Huzzah! A man of culture! You passed with more flying colours than a mod orgy!! Here are your chicken tendies Stranger: Tendy Time!!! You: You also win the rights to post this on reddi to get your 7 upvotes You: Unless its your cake day You: Then u get 13 upvotes Stranger: Thank you, I hope we meet again someday. Until then live a great life Stranger has disconnected. Chicken Tendies by _Bond_1 MORE MEMES
Bad, Dank, and Friends: omegle
 Talk to strangers
 You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
 You both like Memes.
 You: Hi
 Stranger: Hey
 You: Hiya
 Stranger: *Karate kicks* Hiya
 You: Ouch wtf man that hurt
 Stranger: Yeah, now give me my chicken
 tendies!!
 You: No! My chicken tendies *stuffs mouth with
 chicken tendies*
 Stranger: Mommy, he stole my tendies!!!
 Stranger: I'll buy them from you with my good
 boi points
 You: Ooh
 You: How about
 You: This
 You: If you solve my testu can keep them
 Stranger: Deal, mommy always says I'm specia
 in the head
 You: Okay
 You: 69 ?
 Stranger: Nice
 You: Minecraft?
 Stranger: Good
 You: Fortnite?
 Stranger: Bad
 You: Elon musk?
 Stranger: Is jesus
 You: Who calls you breathtaking?
 Stranger: Keanu Reeves
 You: How many upvotes will this get?
 Stranger: 7
 You: Are you kust gonna scroll past without
 saying [Unrelated thing]
 Stranger: Loads LMG with religious intent*
 intent*
 Stranger: My spelling are shows you how
 serious I was
 You: I have_ friends
 Stranger: My mommy says not to lie, so you
 shouln't either
 You: Youtube ads are?
 Stranger: Fucking bullshit
 You: Reddit is?
 Stranger: The best
 You: the logo of the subreddit r/memes is?
 Stranger: Butter
 Stranger: Butter
 Stranger: If it hasn't changed
 You: Mods are
 Stranger: More gay than James Charles
 You: Huzzah! A man of culture! You passed with
 more flying colours than a mod orgy!! Here are
 your chicken tendies
 Stranger: Tendy Time!!!
 You: You also win the rights to post this on reddi
 to get your 7 upvotes
 You: Unless its your cake day
 You: Then u get 13 upvotes
 Stranger: Thank you, I hope we meet again
 someday. Until then live a great life
 Stranger has disconnected.
Chicken Tendies by _Bond_1
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Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN sO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH. NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITHA BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED of only they taught beauty class like this Best description of sugar scrub ever.
Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders
 ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN
 SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR
 NOTEPAD
 THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW
 YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I
 KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE
 FUCKERS
 YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT
 YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN
 THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM
 TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A
 NEWBORN
 sO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND
 SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND
 MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART
 OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL
 BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO
 SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL
 THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR
 MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU
 WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM
 SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
 NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED
 PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITHA BUBBLE
 BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND
 SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS
 VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE
 NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND
 SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A
 HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER
 THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near
 your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really
 important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way
 its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR
 HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS
 WORKING
 NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU
 HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN
 EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN
 BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF
 BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
 GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT
 WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF
 YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS
 CLASS DISMISSED
 of only they taught beauty class like this
Best description of sugar scrub ever.

Best description of sugar scrub ever.

Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KKNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKNG WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIE、MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED, REAL NAKED PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAY JAY PITS DONT FUCKING CARE NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS ust dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKN BUT ITS ALL GREY RINSE OF THAT ONLY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN A NT NO SLIP-N-SUIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the ip karkat My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming IM A FUCKING GODDESS Quagmire
Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT
 OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
 THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KKNOW YOUVE
 SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND
 THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
 YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU
 WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE
 OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT
 TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
 SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKNG WHITE SUGAR AND SOME
 CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT
 SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT
 MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY
 USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO
 FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF
 VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL
 WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIE、MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD
 MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH
 NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED, REAL NAKED
 PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH
 TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE
 WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAY JAY PITS
 DONT FUCKING CARE
 NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT
 ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB TAKE A HANDFUL OF
 THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF
 YOURS ust dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this
 in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does
 not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP
 RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD
 BECAUSE ITS WORKING
 NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE
 AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO
 GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKN BUT ITS ALL GREY
 RINSE OF THAT ONLY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN A NT NO
 SLIP-N-SUIDE
 GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS
 ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR
 PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS
 DISMISSED
 VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
 thanks for the ip karkat
 My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming
 IM A FUCKING GODDESS
Quagmire

Quagmire

DeMarcus Cousins, Food, and Haircut: c-bassmeow: I ate a lot of food and got a haircut 😈 only reason why im reblogging this is cus it had 666 notes so yeah   now it doesnt lmao 
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DeMarcus Cousins, Food, and Haircut: c-bassmeow:
I ate a lot of food and got a haircut 😈

only reason why im reblogging this is cus it had 666 notes  so yeah Β  now it doesnt lmaoΒ 

c-bassmeow: I ate a lot of food and got a haircut 😈 only reason why im reblogging this is cus it had 666 notes so yeah   now it doesnt lma...