Name: Minute Maid
Life Expectancy: 24 hours https://t.co/prTsn2ERQN
Please. Please. Please. Relax
Suns going down, time to piss a warm one with the boys
This is everything (@hilarious.ted)
This was the speech in my pocket a year ago today.
Thanks to @cguadano for finding it and framing it as a gift yesterday.
girls can relate https://t.co/kImyVkxsYO
“You won’t find anyone like me” https://t.co/UykhDmGQ6R
People who look cute while they're at home by themselves.... I understand you the least @mystylesays
Lmao this is workplace goals
when you're being a brat and get hit with this text... https://t.co/4qTLtp99C9
Bae be trippin lmaoo
😂😂 I'm not sure what to make of this but crack open a cold one with the girls, lol
His nose thoo lol
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER 😭😭 https://t.co/wsTolRynSe
I know they high af 😂
What's wrong with you mate?? (@betasalmon)
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER 😭😭 https://t.co/bukJrbUWUA
I'm watching my friend who used to do a ton of coke and have sex with hookers with rugged c-section scars talk about how he's really into...
maritza and flaca are the best thing about orange is the new black https://t.co/4Ioz1DcHIK
hi i didn't like wonderwoman because 1. the mythology was FUCKED UP 2. how the fuck does she fall in love with a guy so quickly??! she do...
Why do I find this so cute😭 https://t.co/Qu1oZvVSJF
Nothing wrong with acting like a kid at work
When you fight with bae (@hilarious.ted)
Me as a girlfriend https://t.co/Kb6zCj2Vmd
I'd do this with my daughter except I don't have one and I'm chubby so my tee shirt wouldn't look as scary lol
Today is National Rosé Day, and in honor of this important holiday, I cruised around New York City in a salmon pink PT cruiser with a gos...
( link in my bio to play) "Tricky Shot" game is lit af, go play and beat my high score 280 for a shoutout tag me in your scores after !
Real Madrid fans come on out 😂
Pho Real 💁🏼♂️
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Are you nodding your head Martha? Excuse me? @mystylesays
Goals 😂😍 (@dogsbeingbasic @mrduketastic)
I'm in love with the Snape of you.
What a good boy (@hilarious.ted)
Nobody asked for this kind of honesty Ashley 😞TAG A BAD FRIEND THAT DID THIS TO YOU 😭😭😒(@goodgirlwithbadthoughts)
@sideofricepilaf I do this