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Winds: AFTONBLADET PLUS In English: This happened in Sweden Friday night, Mr President Trump: "Se bara vad som hände i Sverige förrakvällen" NYHETER idag 02:00 U.S. president Donald Trump gave a speech in Melbourne, Florida, Saturday evening. While speaking about keeping America safe he mentioned the major terrorist attacks in Nice, Paris and Brussels - and in the same sentence he pointed out an unspecified event in Sweden Friday evening. "You look at what happened last night in Sweden", he said. Mr President, here is what happened in Sweden Friday night: POLIS EASAB AMBULANS 1/6 3:24 PM (local time): A man set himself on fire at Sergels torg, a plaza in central Stockholm. He was taken to the hospital with severe burns. There is far no information on his motives SO but the intelligence service is not part of the investigation. 6:42 PM: The famous singer Owe Thörnqvist had some technical problems during rehearsal for the singing competition "Melodifestivalen". (However, the 87 year old singer still managed to secure the victory the next day.) very 8:23 PM: A man died in hospital, after an accident in the workplace earlier that day in the city of Borås. 8:46 PM: Due to harsh weather in the northern parts of Sweden the road E10 was closed between Katterjåkk and Riksgränsen. Due to strong winds and snow in the region the Met office also issued an avalanche warning. 12:17 AM: Police officers initiated a chase for a fleeing Peugeot through central parts of the Swedish capital of Stockholm. The pursuit ended in police officers ramming the suspect at Engelbrektsgatan. The driver is now accused of driving under the influence, traffic violation and car theft. IN LIGHTER NEWS: 11:23 AM: Ok, let's not be fake news, this story took place in the autumn, but was reported Friday before lunch and we thought you would like it. A wooden moose got the attention of a lovesick moose bull. It all happened in 79 year old Ove Lindqvist's garden in Byske outside Skellefteå, northern Sweden. "I thought it was going to start a fight, instead it humped the wooden moose thrice", he said. babygotstyles:Swedish media calling out Donald Trump is really AMAZING
Winds: AFTONBLADET
 PLUS
 In English: This happened in
 Sweden Friday night, Mr
 President
 Trump: "Se bara vad som hände i
 Sverige förrakvällen"
 NYHETER idag 02:00
 U.S. president Donald Trump gave a
 speech in Melbourne, Florida, Saturday
 evening.
 While speaking about keeping
 America safe he mentioned the major
 terrorist attacks in Nice, Paris and
 Brussels - and in the same sentence he
 pointed out an unspecified event in
 Sweden Friday evening.

 "You look at what happened last night
 in Sweden", he said.
 Mr President, here is what happened
 in Sweden Friday night:
 POLIS
 EASAB
 AMBULANS
 1/6
 3:24 PM (local time): A man set
 himself on fire at Sergels torg, a plaza
 in central Stockholm. He was taken to
 the hospital with severe burns. There is
 far no
 information on his motives
 SO
 but the intelligence service is not part
 of the investigation.

 6:42 PM: The famous singer Owe
 Thörnqvist had some technical
 problems during rehearsal for the
 singing competition "Melodifestivalen".
 (However, the 87 year old singer still
 managed to secure the victory the
 next day.)
 very
 8:23 PM: A man died in hospital, after
 an accident in the workplace earlier that
 day in the city of Borås.
 8:46 PM: Due to harsh weather in the
 northern parts of Sweden the road E10
 was closed between Katterjåkk and
 Riksgränsen. Due to strong winds and
 snow in the region the Met office also
 issued an avalanche warning.
 12:17 AM: Police officers initiated a
 chase for a fleeing Peugeot through
 central parts of the Swedish capital of
 Stockholm. The pursuit ended in police
 officers ramming the suspect at
 Engelbrektsgatan. The driver is now
 accused of driving under the influence,
 traffic violation and car theft.

 IN LIGHTER NEWS:
 11:23 AM: Ok, let's not be fake news,
 this story took place in the autumn, but
 was reported Friday before lunch and
 we thought you would like it. A wooden
 moose got the attention of a lovesick
 moose bull. It all happened in 79 year
 old Ove Lindqvist's garden in Byske
 outside Skellefteå, northern Sweden. "I
 thought it was going to start a fight,
 instead it humped the wooden moose
 thrice", he said.
babygotstyles:Swedish media calling out Donald Trump is really AMAZING

babygotstyles:Swedish media calling out Donald Trump is really AMAZING

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My reaction when my DD winds up getting hammered, hooks up, and I see him leaving the bar with her while I’m forced to take the bus home / via

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Winds: make me a ginny weasley believer I don't understand T washedchicken breenwolf: okay. let me start this story by saying that, when i started reading harry potter, i was eight years old and the year was 1999. the character closest to my age (and, as a bonus: a girl!) was ginny weasley. in the sorcerer’s stone, the most information you get about ginny is her being shy and standing behind her mother’s legs, but i already lived in a world where i was ginny weasley in my head. that was my fantasy as an eight-year-old girl. when i heard about the frist movie being made, i dreamed about being discovered and cast as ginny weasley. that was aLL I WANTED. fast forward. book two is released, and ginny weasley became my favorite character of basically all time. see, people hate ginny. people hate her because, frankly, HARRY-VISION sucks. for four of the first five books, ginny is no more than a peripheral character who harry speaks to only when necessary— hell, even in ginny’s story (chamber of secrets), she is treated as an accessory by harry. she is his best friend’s little sister. she doesn’t matter to him until he looks up one day and sees her as, to put it bluntly, a sexual creature. he has to see ginny making out with guys for him to realize that he’s been thinking (for six damn books) of ginny as being his. people don’t like ginny, in my experience, because they hate harry/ginny. and that’s cool, man. i am WITH YOU SO HARD ON THAT. i HATE harry/ginny. i hate it because it doesn’t make sense; i hate it because it’s easy; i hate it because there’s no chemistry there; i hate it because it’s giving harry literally everything he’s ever wanted without considering ginny as a character and without considering what ginny wants. harry gets ginny because, when he has ginny, he’s finally a weasley like he’s always wanted to be!!!!! he and ginny are essentially ghosts of his parents when it comes to how they look, and they name all of their children after the ghosts from harry’s life! which, eurgh. but none of that is ginny’s fault. see, ginny is my favorite character possibly of all time because people hate her so blindly. because people are so willing to forget what ginny went through— because jkr wrote all of her characters to forget what ginny went through. at age eleven, ginny weasley stood up for harry potter and raised her chin towards draco malfoy in a clear this is my side gesture. at age eleven. and then ginny weasley experienced something horribly, horribly traumatic. she was lonely and in a big new place, where her brothers had their own friends and their own occupations. they played quidditch and hung out with harry potter… and ginny? ginny had nobody. the only person who would talk to her was a diary that was slipped into her things by lucius malfoy— a diary containing the spirit of tom riddle. a diary that she knew she shouldn’t talk to, but she couldn’t help herself. she was eleven years old and lonely, so lonely. and she wanted to be brave like a gryffindor should be, so she didn’t think she could turn to anyone for help. not even when she was blacking out and waking up with actual blood on her hands. she was a scared eleven year old whose body and mind were being TAKEN AWAY FROM HER in a story that is not unlike rape. tom riddle wedged his way inside of her, stripped her of her agency, and fed off of her soul.  until harry potter saved the day, of course. but, after that? what happened to ginny’s story?  it disappeared. it was completely buried by the excitement of sirius black’s escape in the third book. it was never brought up again until order of the phoenix when we get this dialogue: “I didn’t want anyone to talk to me,” said Harry, who was feeling more and more nettled. “Well, that was a bit stupid of you,” said Ginny angrily, “seeing as you don’t know anyone but me who’s been possessed by You-Know-Who, and I can tell you how it feels.” Harry remained quite still as the impact of these words hit him. Then he wheeled round. “I forgot,” he said. “Lucky you,” said Ginny coolly.  so, while the rest of the whole damn world forgot about ginny’s AWFUL past, guess who didn’t? GINNY. for four years she handled that shit— seemingly— all by herself. again, let me emphasize: all by herself. because ginny doesn’t have friends in the harry potter books. she has a connection to the golden trio because her brother is ron, but ginny and hermione do not have a best friends forever attitude. nor do ginny and luna. nor do ginny and neville. you see a few cases of ginny/luna/neville being together because they’re pushed together by their own isolation— by the way none of them really quite belong. ginny is always brave. at eleven she stands up to malfoy. at fourteen, she hits malfoy with a bat-bogey hex and follows harry to the ministry of magic. she fights in all of the hogwarts battles. she never strays from the side of good— but she also never forgets that she has faced tom riddle. in the canon, she has had a more intimate relationship with tom riddle than anyone other than harry. she never lets herself forget that, even when everyone else in her life seems too eager to forget about it and move on.  another thing about ginny: she doesn’t get ‘beautiful’ overnight, which is an argument i hear pretty often. ginny’s ALWAYS pretty— boys start to date her as early as her fourth year, so she’s clearly a desirable girl. ginny exists in this realm between girls like lavender brown (who we get the idea dates frivolously and frequently) and hermione (who winds up in a One True Love storyline with the only ‘maybe’ before that love being victor krum). ginny dates around, finds out what she likes, and has what she likes. she doesn’t apologize for dating, she just dates. she makes out with boys! she acts like a freaking teenager! and that’s okay!!! i am so fucking sick of people bitching about ginny being a “mary sue” because boys like her.  of course, the only times we see ginny are when harry sees her. and once harry has a crush on ginny? he’s a sixteen year old boy— and teenagers with crushes do a great deal of idolizing their crushes. with HARRY-VISION, ginny is beautiful and talented and funny. to harry, there are no flaws to his crush; even the obnoxious/stupid things she’d do would be seen as ‘cute.’ so, of course, coming from harry’s point of view, ginny’s transition from “wallflower, girl with a fannish crush on me” to “stunning, mature girl i want to make my girlfriend” is QUICK and a little (a lot) jarring. but, while JKR did NOT set up harry’s admiration for ginny in the earlier books (a book earlier, harry was kissing cho chang), JKR DID set up ginny weasley— but people had written ginny off so early that the little details about who she was dating, what she was saying, and how she looked were cast away. and now, post-HBP, people are so overcome with their dislike of ginny that they don’t see just how terrific a character she is in the re-reading. ginny’s brave and beautiful; she doesn’t have to choose between being one or the other. but harry, and the readers, only notice that she’s amazing— strong and stubborn and harboring the darkest memories of any of the hogwarts students without batting the slightest eyelash — once harry has a crush on her.  and in the surge of the shittiness that is harry/ginny, ginny takes the hit most frequently. people bitch and moan about “ginny’s my least favorite character” and “ginny sux” and “i hate her” and i just want to shake them and say “give her some goddamn respect; she suffered more than just about ANYONE in that damn series and then everyone who claimed to care about her JUST FORGOT.”  but ginny didn’t forget. she kept her chin up and went on with her life— went on to have the most normal life of all of the teenagers we saw in the harry potter series, really. even though she never let anyone get as close to her as tom riddle ever again— she kept no “best friends” that we know of— ginny fought through and stayed strong, and there is a whole story of recovery and strength that harry wasn’t there to see, so we never got to experience it as readers. but it happened— it HAD to have happened. you don’t just get OVER that (ginny makes it clear that she STILL hasn’t in the quote i listed above). there’s a story there— one that harry never gives a shit about finding out. and i love ginny because of that aspect of her. because she can have this whole, unspoken story that we only get in TINY bits and pieces based on what HARRY sees of her. and fuck the haters, that story is awesome. ginny is a badass motherfucker and she survived tom riddle trying to suck her soul out of her at age eleven. that deserves some god damn respect, ok.
Winds: make me a ginny weasley believer I don't
 understand
 T washedchicken
breenwolf:

okay. let me start this story by saying that, when i started reading harry potter, i was eight years old and the year was 1999.
the character closest to my age (and, as a bonus: a girl!) was ginny weasley. in the sorcerer’s stone, the most information you get about ginny is her being shy and standing behind her mother’s legs, but i already lived in a world where i was ginny weasley in my head. that was my fantasy as an eight-year-old girl. when i heard about the frist movie being made, i dreamed about being discovered and cast as ginny weasley. that was aLL I WANTED.
fast forward. book two is released, and ginny weasley became my favorite character of basically all time.
see, people hate ginny. people hate her because, frankly, HARRY-VISION sucks. for four of the first five books, ginny is no more than a peripheral character who harry speaks to only when necessary— hell, even in ginny’s story (chamber of secrets), she is treated as an accessory by harry. she is his best friend’s little sister. she doesn’t matter to him until he looks up one day and sees her as, to put it bluntly, a sexual creature. he has to see ginny making out with guys for him to realize that he’s been thinking (for six damn books) of ginny as being his.
people don’t like ginny, in my experience, because they hate harry/ginny. and that’s cool, man. i am WITH YOU SO HARD ON THAT. i HATE harry/ginny. i hate it because it doesn’t make sense; i hate it because it’s easy; i hate it because there’s no chemistry there; i hate it because it’s giving harry literally everything he’s ever wanted without considering ginny as a character and without considering what ginny wants. harry gets ginny because, when he has ginny, he’s finally a weasley like he’s always wanted to be!!!!! he and ginny are essentially ghosts of his parents when it comes to how they look, and they name all of their children after the ghosts from harry’s life!
which, eurgh.
but none of that is ginny’s fault.
see, ginny is my favorite character possibly of all time because people hate her so blindly. because people are so willing to forget what ginny went through— because jkr wrote all of her characters to forget what ginny went through.
at age eleven, ginny weasley stood up for harry potter and raised her chin towards draco malfoy in a clear this is my side gesture. at age eleven.
and then ginny weasley experienced something horribly, horribly traumatic.
she was lonely and in a big new place, where her brothers had their own friends and their own occupations. they played quidditch and hung out with harry potter… and ginny? ginny had nobody. the only person who would talk to her was a diary that was slipped into her things by lucius malfoy— a diary containing the spirit of tom riddle.
a diary that she knew she shouldn’t talk to, but she couldn’t help herself. she was eleven years old and lonely, so lonely. and she wanted to be brave like a gryffindor should be, so she didn’t think she could turn to anyone for help. not even when she was blacking out and waking up with actual blood on her hands. she was a scared eleven year old whose body and mind were being TAKEN AWAY FROM HER in a story that is not unlike rape. tom riddle wedged his way inside of her, stripped her of her agency, and fed off of her soul. 
until harry potter saved the day, of course.
but, after that? what happened to ginny’s story? 
it disappeared. it was completely buried by the excitement of sirius black’s escape in the third book. it was never brought up again until order of the phoenix when we get this dialogue:

“I didn’t want anyone to talk to me,” said Harry, who was feeling more and more nettled.
“Well, that was a bit stupid of you,” said Ginny angrily, “seeing as you don’t know anyone but me who’s been possessed by You-Know-Who, and I can tell you how it feels.”
Harry remained quite still as the impact of these words hit him. Then he wheeled round. “I forgot,” he said.
“Lucky you,” said Ginny coolly. 

so, while the rest of the whole damn world forgot about ginny’s AWFUL past, guess who didn’t? GINNY. for four years she handled that shit— seemingly— all by herself.
again, let me emphasize: all by herself. because ginny doesn’t have friends in the harry potter books. she has a connection to the golden trio because her brother is ron, but ginny and hermione do not have a best friends forever attitude. nor do ginny and luna. nor do ginny and neville. you see a few cases of ginny/luna/neville being together because they’re pushed together by their own isolation— by the way none of them really quite belong.
ginny is always brave. at eleven she stands up to malfoy. at fourteen, she hits malfoy with a bat-bogey hex and follows harry to the ministry of magic. she fights in all of the hogwarts battles. she never strays from the side of good— but she also never forgets that she has faced tom riddle. in the canon, she has had a more intimate relationship with tom riddle than anyone other than harry. she never lets herself forget that, even when everyone else in her life seems too eager to forget about it and move on. 
another thing about ginny: she doesn’t get ‘beautiful’ overnight, which is an argument i hear pretty often. ginny’s ALWAYS pretty— boys start to date her as early as her fourth year, so she’s clearly a desirable girl.
ginny exists in this realm between girls like lavender brown (who we get the idea dates frivolously and frequently) and hermione (who winds up in a One True Love storyline with the only ‘maybe’ before that love being victor krum). ginny dates around, finds out what she likes, and has what she likes. she doesn’t apologize for dating, she just dates. she makes out with boys! she acts like a freaking teenager! and that’s okay!!! i am so fucking sick of people bitching about ginny being a “mary sue” because boys like her. 
of course, the only times we see ginny are when harry sees her.
and once harry has a crush on ginny? he’s a sixteen year old boy— and teenagers with crushes do a great deal of idolizing their crushes. with HARRY-VISION, ginny is beautiful and talented and funny. to harry, there are no flaws to his crush; even the obnoxious/stupid things she’d do would be seen as ‘cute.’ so, of course, coming from harry’s point of view, ginny’s transition from “wallflower, girl with a fannish crush on me” to “stunning, mature girl i want to make my girlfriend” is QUICK and a little (a lot) jarring.
but, while JKR did NOT set up harry’s admiration for ginny in the earlier books (a book earlier, harry was kissing cho chang), JKR DID set up ginny weasley— but people had written ginny off so early that the little details about who she was dating, what she was saying, and how she looked were cast away. and now, post-HBP, people are so overcome with their dislike of ginny that they don’t see just how terrific a character she is in the re-reading.
ginny’s brave and beautiful; she doesn’t have to choose between being one or the other. but harry, and the readers, only notice that she’s amazing— strong and stubborn and harboring the darkest memories of any of the hogwarts students without batting the slightest eyelash — once harry has a crush on her. 
and in the surge of the shittiness that is harry/ginny, ginny takes the hit most frequently. people bitch and moan about “ginny’s my least favorite character” and “ginny sux” and “i hate her” and i just want to shake them and say
“give her some goddamn respect; she suffered more than just about ANYONE in that damn series and then everyone who claimed to care about her JUST FORGOT.” 
but ginny didn’t forget. she kept her chin up and went on with her life— went on to have the most normal life of all of the teenagers we saw in the harry potter series, really. even though she never let anyone get as close to her as tom riddle ever again— she kept no “best friends” that we know of— ginny fought through and stayed strong, and there is a whole story of recovery and strength that harry wasn’t there to see, so we never got to experience it as readers.
but it happened— it HAD to have happened. you don’t just get OVER that (ginny makes it clear that she STILL hasn’t in the quote i listed above). there’s a story there— one that harry never gives a shit about finding out. and i love ginny because of that aspect of her. because she can have this whole, unspoken story that we only get in TINY bits and pieces based on what HARRY sees of her.
and fuck the haters, that story is awesome. ginny is a badass motherfucker and she survived tom riddle trying to suck her soul out of her at age eleven. that deserves some god damn respect, ok.

breenwolf: okay. let me start this story by saying that, when i started reading harry potter, i was eight years old and the year was 199...

Winds: THE STRAITS TIMES SATURDAY JANUARY 21, 2006 WORLD » JOURNEY TO THE LAST PLANET A piano-sized spacecraft has embarked on its mission to explore Pluto and beyond, completing Nasa's initial reconnaissance of the solar system. Antenna SWAP Observes Pluto's interaction with solar wind Radioisotope thermoelectric NEW HORIZONS PROBE generato LORRI Provides Weght 55Skg Alice Analyses the composition and structure of Pluto's atmosphere high resolution geologie data Raiph Provides colour, composition and thermal maps Pumun SOURCE NASA THE MISSION Earth Pluto 3.06 billion miles in 2015 SOLAR SYSTEM Nephine Jupiter Kuiper Belt and nyont Charon (Pluto's imoon) Mars Venus Uranus Saturn Sun Merary Asteroids 2016-20 Spacecraft will be mostly dormant 2015 2007 In nine years, the probe will spend five months mapping the surfaces and studying the environ- ments of Pluto and its moons Nasa will make use of Jupiter's gravity to stingshet the craft to Pluto, trimming the trip by five years Fastest spacecraft ever taunched will reach lunar orhit in just nine hours GRAPHICS ADAPTED FROM AP AND REUTERS 9-year passage to Pluto After a delay of two days, Nasa's New Horizons spacecraft finally takes off agency 200kmh next year straight to Pluto, costing the designed to reach a top have forced the craft to go American to have discovered American to bgn is the only by using Jupiter's gravity to slingshot itself into the outer so mission an extra three years of travel time. Plumbing the mysteries of Pluto will help scientists under- stand why the planets formed where they did New Horizons will aso give researchers a close-up look at planet. But that may change soon if the Intemational Astro nomical Union certifies Xena an object found last year by a team at the California Institute of Technology, to be a planet. Xena is larger than Pluto If all goes according to plan, New Horizons will fly close to Pluto to sample its thin atmo - lar system. It is expected to reach Pluto in July 2015. The New Horizons launch capped a successful week for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, which on Sunday saw the return of the AFTER two days of delays, Stardust spacecraft, bearing CAPE CANAVERAL (FLORIDA) of ley planetoids that lies be craft finally executed a picture perfect lift-off on Thursday from Cape Canaveral in Florida on a nine-vear journey to Piutn,keep its sppotntment with Jupi- the last unexplored planet in our selar system. The first American probe to on Tuesday, but high winds visit a new planet since 1977. forced a one-day delay New Hortzons was launched at 2p Eastern time (3am yester- again the next day when a pow- day, Singapore time). where it needs to be, Pysics Laboratory at Johns sides seven scientific instru- going at the right speed, in the Hopkins University, where ments, New Horizons is carry- right direction", said launch di rector Omar Baez New Horizons is the lastest crft ever bulit by the space shaped comet Wild 2. ere and map its still-un- Launching in January was been found recentlyets have inuportant for New Herizons to known surface. After scrutinising Pluto, the spacecraft will take a glimpae at its large moon, Charon. Prom there, it may be directed to wards one or two other Kuiper Belt objects before heading into per Belt, leading scientists to speculate that it may be the re- mains of a giant 10th planet ton apart by the forces of the inner planets At a news conference fol- ter nost year. It was scheduled to launch The mission was scrubbed lowing the launch, Dr Alan interstellar space. Stern, the mission's principal "I don't think the final chap ter (of the solar system) will fe written by this mission," said Dr Stern."The 21st century will be a bonanza of studies of the deep outer solar system." LOS ANGELES TIMES mission control is located Clouds on Thursday delayed the launch by almost an hour. Continued delays would ing an unusual piece of cargo the ashes of Mr Clyde Tom- baugh, the astronomer who dis covered Pluto in 1930. CНECK OUT MЕМЕРIХ.COМ MEMEPIX.COM In light of New Horizon’s closest approach with Pluto coming in two hours, here’s a newspaper article I’ve had since I was 6.omg-humor.tumblr.com
Winds: THE STRAITS TIMES SATURDAY JANUARY 21, 2006
 WORLD
 » JOURNEY TO THE LAST PLANET
 A piano-sized spacecraft has embarked on its
 mission to explore Pluto and beyond, completing
 Nasa's initial reconnaissance of the solar system.
 Antenna
 SWAP
 Observes Pluto's
 interaction with
 solar wind
 Radioisotope
 thermoelectric
 NEW HORIZONS
 PROBE
 generato
 LORRI
 Provides
 Weght 55Skg
 Alice
 Analyses the composition and
 structure of Pluto's atmosphere
 high resolution
 geologie data
 Raiph
 Provides colour, composition
 and thermal maps
 Pumun
 SOURCE NASA
 THE MISSION
 Earth
 Pluto
 3.06 billion miles in 2015
 SOLAR SYSTEM
 Nephine
 Jupiter
 Kuiper Belt
 and nyont
 Charon
 (Pluto's
 imoon)
 Mars
 Venus
 Uranus
 Saturn
 Sun
 Merary
 Asteroids
 2016-20
 Spacecraft will be mostly dormant
 2015
 2007
 In nine years, the probe will spend five months
 mapping the surfaces and studying the environ-
 ments of Pluto and its moons
 Nasa will make use of Jupiter's
 gravity to stingshet the craft to Pluto,
 trimming the trip by five years
 Fastest spacecraft ever
 taunched will reach lunar
 orhit in just nine hours
 GRAPHICS ADAPTED FROM AP AND REUTERS
 9-year passage to Pluto
 After a delay of two
 days, Nasa's New
 Horizons spacecraft
 finally takes off
 agency 200kmh next year straight to Pluto, costing the
 designed to reach a top
 have forced the craft to go
 American to have discovered
 American to bgn is the only
 by using Jupiter's gravity to
 slingshot itself into the outer so
 mission an extra three years of
 travel time.
 Plumbing the mysteries of
 Pluto will help scientists under-
 stand why the planets formed
 where they did
 New Horizons will aso give
 researchers a close-up look at
 planet. But that may change
 soon if the Intemational Astro
 nomical Union certifies Xena
 an object found last year by a
 team at the California Institute
 of Technology, to be a planet.
 Xena is larger than Pluto
 If all goes according to plan,
 New Horizons will fly close to
 Pluto to sample its thin atmo
 -
 lar system. It is expected to
 reach Pluto in July 2015.
 The New Horizons launch
 capped a successful week for
 the National Aeronautics and
 Space Administration, which
 on Sunday saw the return of the
 AFTER two days of delays, Stardust spacecraft, bearing
 CAPE CANAVERAL
 (FLORIDA)
 of ley planetoids that lies be
 craft finally executed a picture
 perfect lift-off on Thursday
 from Cape Canaveral in Florida
 on a nine-vear journey to Piutn,keep its sppotntment with Jupi-
 the last unexplored planet in
 our selar system.
 The first American probe to on Tuesday, but high winds
 visit a new planet since 1977. forced a one-day delay
 New Hortzons was launched at
 2p Eastern time (3am yester- again the next day when a pow-
 day, Singapore time).
 where it needs to be, Pysics Laboratory at Johns sides seven scientific instru-
 going at the right speed, in the Hopkins University, where ments, New Horizons is carry-
 right direction", said launch di
 rector Omar Baez
 New Horizons is the lastest
 crft ever bulit by the space
 shaped comet Wild 2.
 ere and map its still-un-
 Launching in January was been found recentlyets have
 inuportant for New Herizons to
 known surface.
 After scrutinising Pluto, the
 spacecraft will take a glimpae at
 its large moon, Charon. Prom
 there, it may be directed to
 wards one or two other Kuiper
 Belt objects before heading into
 per Belt, leading scientists to
 speculate that it may be the re-
 mains of a giant 10th planet
 ton apart by the forces of the
 inner planets
 At a news conference fol-
 ter nost year.
 It was scheduled to launch
 The mission was scrubbed lowing the launch, Dr Alan interstellar space.
 Stern, the mission's principal
 "I don't think the final chap
 ter (of the solar system) will fe
 written by this mission," said
 Dr Stern."The 21st century
 will be a bonanza of studies of
 the deep outer solar system."
 LOS ANGELES TIMES
 mission control is located
 Clouds on Thursday delayed
 the launch by almost an hour.
 Continued delays would
 ing an unusual piece of cargo
 the ashes of Mr Clyde Tom-
 baugh, the astronomer who dis
 covered Pluto in 1930.
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Winds: What ta Watch
 start
 Are you watching
 with children?
 Do you have to
 watch it with
 No
 Yes
 No
 them?
 Are the kids
 YesFeeling
 frightened
 easily?
 Girls only?
 nostalgic?- No>
 Muppets or
 music?
 YesOld made new, or
 No
 No
 just old?
 The Secrot
 Garden
 Alice in
 Rango
 Old
 Yo Gabba

 Yo Gabba
 Gabbat
 Freaks and
 Geeks
 The Nightmare
 efore Christmas
 Sherlock (BBC)
 ParaNorman
 No
 Classic mystery
 or thriller
 cliffhanger?
 Coming of age60
 story line?
 Do you want the
 most intense
 30 or 60
 minutes?
 Tv series or
 Crime drama?
 No
 made?
 30
 Focus on the
 good guys or
 bad guys?
 Escape with
 Yes
 No
 Yes
 some fantasy/-K No
 sci-17
 Politics and fast
 talking?
 Breaking Bad
 Bad
 Head to outer
 space?
 Law & Orders
 Sons of Anarchy
 No
 Kevin, Verbal
 Kent, Spacey?
 Steeped in
 history?
 Star Trek: TNG
 Explore or War?
 Less science,
 more fiction?
 No
 No
 Battlestar
 Galacticaar
 The House of
 Cards
 The Tudors
 The WalkingY
 Dead
 The West Wing
 Do you like
 Twin PeaksYesthings to be a
 little strange?
 Lost
 Highschool of
 the Dead
 Yes
 Family Guy
 Mad Men No_-
 You want to see
 things in B&W?
 Gratuitous
 No
 No 〉4-- cleavage and up.
 skirt shots?
 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 jokes, with
 random musical
 interludes?
 Ye)
 Animated?
 No

 Dick and fart
 The Twillight
 Zone
 Nojokes, with
 Yes)+
 ←
 Animated?
 random musical
 interludes?
 A little more
 childish or a little
 World-class
 social
 commentary?
 No
 YesThe X-Files
 Do you want to
 remember
 laughter?
 Do you ike the
 paranormal?
 Futurama
 South Park
 Do you want to
 watch the most
 pred up show
 on Netfix?
 Do you want to
 do as little
 thinking as
 possible?
 Ren & Stimpy
 Show
 Do you dig
 British humour?
 No
 Archer
 Skit show
 No
 Frasier
 Do you like
 things to get a
 littte odd, a littie
 quirky?
 Are you really
 Nointo weed and
 Do you reckon to
 be a bit of a
 sophisticate?
 Fawity Towers
 Chappelle's
 Show
 No
 No
 Do you want a
 show with
 astounding
 rewatchability?
 The Kids in the
 sh't hawks
 Are you realty
 into football?
 No
 circling in the
 sh't winds?
 Trailer Park Boys
 The League
 WorkaholicsNo
 Arrested
 Sunny in
 Philadelphia
 Satire or
 insanity?
 e Upon a Time
 in the West
 Louie
 Do you find
 awkward
 situations funny?
 Parks and
 Old
 Cheers
 No
 Columbomore
 You want to go
 oldschool or
 keep it fresh?
 Are you about
 the solution, or
 the process?
 The Rockford
 Files
 Mystery or
 Space?
 Are you
 extremely
 nostalgic?
 Star Trek
 Want your night
 True Grit
 No
 Yesto be action
 packed?

 Want your night
 True Grit
 Firefly
 Horses, boots
 Have you seen
 NoThe Terminator?
 Noand 10-gallion
 hats?
 Black Hawk
 Down
 (Yes
 Terminator 2:
 Judgment Day
 Do you want to
 keep it serious?
 Do you consider
 snowboard films
 documentaries?
 What about a
 No
 Set in the future
 or present day?
 Art of Flight
 Do you want to
 have your face
 melted off froem
 maximum rock?
 Top Gun
 Aeon Flux
 Yes)--Year of the Horse
 Take it to the
 Pain or Paint?
 streets? No
 murderers and
 madness?
 Do you want to
 Nojust how
 Gift Shop
 religion can be?
 Should there be
 Are you a Woody
 Allen fan? Or
 would you like to
 become one?
 chainsaw at
 An
 Woody Allen: A
 The Evil Dead
 Three parts
 classic horror
 one part
 something new?
 Cabin in the
 Grizzly Man
 Do subtities
 bother you
 Man on Wire
 the sense out ofNo
 Duck Soup
 Session 9
 Ferris Buellers
 Day Off
 Are you in the
 mood to laugh?
 Do you find
 clever wordplayNo
 Do you mind it
 when people
 break out
 Do you want
 some drama with
 your laughter?
 No
 Are you adverse
 Happy Gilmore
 white?
 Do you want to
 Do you like your
 humor to be
 more or less
 Do you love Paul
 Newman? Do
 great, or
 you want to?
 Slap Shot
 Gritty or pretty?
 Clerks

 Slap Shot
 Grity or pretty?
 Clerks
 Slow-paced
 ManHattan
 Yesquirky romantic
 Trainspotting
 indie?
 Do you hunger
 for adventure?
 Lost in
 YesWere you a fan of
 Yes
 Big Fish
 Firefly?
 Super 8 Yes
 Star Trek : The
 Wrath of Khan
 Want some thrills
 Do you like main
 The Hunger
 Games
 with yourYesrollis to be played
 adventure?
 No
 by kids?
 Do you enjoy
 diatribes entirely
 unrelated to the
 plot?
 Are you upset by
 No〉←- seeing drug use?
 Care for some
 criminal intent?
 Hustle & Flow
 YesDo you love hip-
 YesReservoir Dogs
 Yes
 Mob story
 hop?
 No
 No
 Miller's CrossingYes
 Clay Pigeons
 Hypothetically
 The Girl who
 Played with Fire
 Have you seen
 the original Girl
 with the Dragon
 Tattoo?
 Nowould a long
 Ready for some
 romance?
 Yes
 No
 brutal rape scene
 ruin your night?
 Have you seen
 The Girl Who
 Played with Fire?
 Girl with the
 Dragon Tattoo
 Yes
 Pi
 Are subtitles
 going to be aNobe completelyXYes
 Do you want to
 Kicked the
 Yes
 problem?
 Keep it mellow?Yes
 No
 TomCruise or 4 (Yes
 Matt Damon
 Midnight Cowboy
 NoThe Machinist
 Good Will
 Hunting
 Vanilla Sky
 Matt
 more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
tinyfierceandsassy:

obligatorymeangirlsreference:

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