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Wife: Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 56
Wife: Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 56

Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 56

Wife: Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this
Wife: Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this

Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this

Wife: Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 43
Wife: Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 43

Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 43

Wife: Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 46
Wife: Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 46

Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 46

Wife: Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 31
Wife: Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 31

Every Meme I’ve Sent My Wife - Part 31

Wife: Pregnant wife ordered cheese fries, this isn’t going to end well…
Wife: Pregnant wife ordered cheese fries, this isn’t going to end well…

Pregnant wife ordered cheese fries, this isn’t going to end well…

Wife: My wife (left) on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.
Wife: My wife (left) on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.

My wife (left) on our honeymoon the first time she had seen an ass.

Wife: My wife posted this photo to commemorate her last chemo treatment. Later, she realized she was dressed like a Minion
Wife: My wife posted this photo to commemorate her last chemo treatment. Later, she realized she was dressed like a Minion

My wife posted this photo to commemorate her last chemo treatment. Later, she realized she was dressed like a Minion

Wife: The wife sent me this one today. I have to admit, it made me chuckle.
Wife: The wife sent me this one today. I have to admit, it made me chuckle.

The wife sent me this one today. I have to admit, it made me chuckle.

Wife: hattersarts: my WIFE
Wife: hattersarts:

my WIFE

hattersarts: my WIFE

Wife: Was driving around with the wife and kid when we saw this.
Wife: Was driving around with the wife and kid when we saw this.

Was driving around with the wife and kid when we saw this.

Wife: When wife is more dangerous than corona
Wife: When wife is more dangerous than corona

When wife is more dangerous than corona

Wife: My wife enjoying her dinner after another day of isolation with 2 kids under 3
Wife: My wife enjoying her dinner after another day of isolation with 2 kids under 3

My wife enjoying her dinner after another day of isolation with 2 kids under 3

Wife: The second wife
Wife: The second wife

The second wife

Wife: My wife said our daughter looked cute. I replied that she looks like Nathan from South Park.
Wife: My wife said our daughter looked cute. I replied that she looks like Nathan from South Park.

My wife said our daughter looked cute. I replied that she looks like Nathan from South Park.

Wife: Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person
Wife: Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person

Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person

Wife: My wife, an ER Nurse who just worked three 12 hour days in a row, fell asleep mid channel change lol. Thumb on the button and all. I cant bring myself to disrupt her sleep and take it from her.
Wife: My wife, an ER Nurse who just worked three 12 hour days in a row, fell asleep mid channel change lol. Thumb on the button and all. I cant bring myself to disrupt her sleep and take it from her.

My wife, an ER Nurse who just worked three 12 hour days in a row, fell asleep mid channel change lol. Thumb on the button and all. I cant...

Wife: His wife be like : “Am I a joke to you?” ಠ ل͟ ಠ
Wife: His wife be like : “Am I a joke to you?” ಠ ل͟ ಠ

His wife be like : “Am I a joke to you?” ಠ ل͟ ಠ

Wife: bubblyernie: Prissy husband and stronk wifeart tag // commission info
Wife: bubblyernie:

Prissy husband and stronk wifeart tag // commission info

bubblyernie: Prissy husband and stronk wifeart tag // commission info

Wife: Any time the wife tries to compliment me.
Wife: Any time the wife tries to compliment me.

Any time the wife tries to compliment me.

Wife: My wife surprised me with this awesome gift.
Wife: My wife surprised me with this awesome gift.

My wife surprised me with this awesome gift.

Wife: Reason why you can’t turn a hoe into a house wife #1738
Wife: Reason why you can’t turn a hoe into a house wife #1738

Reason why you can’t turn a hoe into a house wife #1738

Wife: He pissed on my fujkin wife
Wife: He pissed on my fujkin wife

He pissed on my fujkin wife

Wife: prismatic-bell: the-invisible-self: pulmonary-poultry: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: mandalorianreynolds: kuriquinn: prismatic-bell: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: prismatic-bell: broken-bits-of-dreams: prismatic-bell: aiko-mori-hates-pedos: artbymoga: Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012… Good post OP Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty. WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice. 2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time. 3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy). So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.) Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers: Much appreciated. I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit …I sadly have more bullshit to report. “removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot. …goddamnit Let’s try this again I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold. Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!
Wife: prismatic-bell:
the-invisible-self:

pulmonary-poultry:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:


mandalorianreynolds:

kuriquinn:

prismatic-bell:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:


prismatic-bell:


broken-bits-of-dreams:

prismatic-bell:


aiko-mori-hates-pedos:

artbymoga:
Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

Good post OP


Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.


WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC

Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 

1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.

2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.

3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” 

Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. 

Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 

4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).


So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)


Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:








Much appreciated.


I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit



…I sadly have more bullshit to report.

“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.



…goddamnit







Let’s try this again



I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold. 

Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!

prismatic-bell: the-invisible-self: pulmonary-poultry: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: mandalorianreynolds: kuriquinn: prismatic-bell...

Wife: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed
Wife: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

Wife: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed
Wife: My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

My wife sent me this picture while I was at work to tell me my jacket was depressed

Wife: My wife gave me a care package after my vasectomy.
Wife: My wife gave me a care package after my vasectomy.

My wife gave me a care package after my vasectomy.

Wife: Thanks for the wife, Tinder! ❤️
Wife: Thanks for the wife, Tinder! ❤️

Thanks for the wife, Tinder! ❤️

Wife: My wife got me this bell when I was depressed a few years ago. When I ring it, she flashes me. It’s the best gift I’ve ever gotten and I’ve used it 1000s of times.
Wife: My wife got me this bell when I was depressed a few years ago. When I ring it, she flashes me. It’s the best gift I’ve ever gotten and I’ve used it 1000s of times.

My wife got me this bell when I was depressed a few years ago. When I ring it, she flashes me. It’s the best gift I’ve ever gotten and I’...

Wife: My wife posted this sign (on her office door) during our Holiday Party.
Wife: My wife posted this sign (on her office door) during our Holiday Party.

My wife posted this sign (on her office door) during our Holiday Party.

Wife: We recreated a photo of my wife’s bachelorette party.
Wife: We recreated a photo of my wife’s bachelorette party.

We recreated a photo of my wife’s bachelorette party.

Wife: meara-eldestofthemall: girlactionfigure: Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creating a fake epidemic that kept the Germans away from their town. Eugene received his medical degree before the war started. After Germany invaded Poland in 1939, he became a military doctor with the Polish resistance. He was imprisoned in a German POW camp for his anti-Nazi activities. After his release in 1942, Eugene moved to a small town, Rozwadow, with his wife and young daughter. There he reunited with a friend from medical school, Stanislaw Matulewicz.Stanislaw made a medical discovery that seemed minor but proved monumental. He found that healthy people could be injected with a typhoid vaccine that would make them test positive for the deadly disease without actually contracting it.Eugene hatched a brilliant plan. He knew that Germans tended to be germaphobes and were terrified of typhus, a contagious bacterial disease. When a Polish town was found to be infected with typhus, the German occupiers would quarantine the entire area. Eugene also knew that by implementing his plan, he risked the death penalty, which applied to Poles who helped Jews. Undeterred by the risk, Eugene injected thousands of people with typhus and sent blood samples to the Germans to report the “epidemic.” He made sure to inject non-Jews as well as Jews, so the Nazis wouldn’t just come in and massacre all the Jews in town. Because it appeared to be a widespread epidemic, the Nazis stayed clear of Rozwadow. By late 1943, the Gestapo was suspicious. The entire town was supposedly infested with typhus, yet nobody was dying. Eugene learned a German medical team was being sent to the quarantined area. He frantically approached the oldest and sickest-looking people in town and asked them to wait in a squalid shack. When the visitors arrived, the villagers welcomed them with a party - featuring large quantities of vodka. After the celebration, the German doctors were taken to the “patients.” Eugene said, “I told them to be my guest and examine the patients, but to be careful because the Polish are dirty and full of lice, which transfer typhus.”The doctors quickly took blood samples without conducting full examinations of the patients. When the samples tested positive for typhus, the German health authorities were satisfied the epidemic was still raging. They never came back.After the war, Eugene didn’t tell anybody of his heroic acts, not even his wife. It wasn’t until a documentary was produced in 2000 about the fake epidemic that Eugene received the accolades he deserved. He passed away in 2006 at age 92.For risking his his life to save the Jews of Rozwadow, Poland, we honor Dr. Eugene Lazowski as this week’s Thursday Hero. Accidental Talmudist It’s important to remember that not all heroes wear tights and a cape.
Wife: meara-eldestofthemall:

girlactionfigure:

Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creating a fake epidemic that kept the Germans away from their town.
Eugene received his medical degree before the war started. After Germany invaded Poland in 1939, he became a military doctor with the Polish resistance. He was imprisoned in a German POW camp for his anti-Nazi activities. After his release in 1942, Eugene moved to a small town, Rozwadow, with his wife and young daughter. There he reunited with a friend from medical school, Stanislaw Matulewicz.Stanislaw made a medical discovery that seemed minor but proved monumental. He found that healthy people could be injected with a typhoid vaccine that would make them test positive for the deadly disease without actually contracting it.Eugene hatched a brilliant plan. He knew that Germans tended to be germaphobes and were terrified of typhus, a contagious bacterial disease. When a Polish town was found to be infected with typhus, the German occupiers would quarantine the entire area. Eugene also knew that by implementing his plan, he risked the death penalty, which applied to Poles who helped Jews. Undeterred by the risk, Eugene injected thousands of people with typhus and sent blood samples to the Germans to report the “epidemic.” He made sure to inject non-Jews as well as Jews, so the Nazis wouldn’t just come in and massacre all the Jews in town. Because it appeared to be a widespread epidemic, the Nazis stayed clear of Rozwadow. By late 1943, the Gestapo was suspicious. The entire town was supposedly infested with typhus, yet nobody was dying. Eugene learned a German medical team was being sent to the quarantined area. He frantically approached the oldest and sickest-looking people in town and asked them to wait in a squalid shack. When the visitors arrived, the villagers welcomed them with a party - featuring large quantities of vodka. After the celebration, the German doctors were taken to the “patients.” Eugene said, “I told them to be my guest and examine the patients, but to be careful because the Polish are dirty and full of lice, which transfer typhus.”The doctors quickly took blood samples without conducting full examinations of the patients. When the samples tested positive for typhus, the German health authorities were satisfied the epidemic was still raging. They never came back.After the war, Eugene didn’t tell anybody of his heroic acts, not even his wife. It wasn’t until a documentary was produced in 2000 about the fake epidemic that Eugene received the accolades he deserved. He passed away in 2006 at age 92.For risking his his life to save the Jews of Rozwadow, Poland, we honor Dr. Eugene Lazowski as this week’s Thursday Hero. Accidental Talmudist

It’s important to remember that not all heroes wear tights and a cape.

meara-eldestofthemall: girlactionfigure: Eugene Lazowski was a Polish doctor who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust by creati...

Wife: I hope his wife can take a joke.
Wife: I hope his wife can take a joke.

I hope his wife can take a joke.

Wife: This card my wife got me for my birthday.
Wife: This card my wife got me for my birthday.

This card my wife got me for my birthday.

Wife: awesomacious: My wife is the best
Wife: awesomacious:

My wife is the best

awesomacious: My wife is the best

Wife: My wife is the best
Wife: My wife is the best

My wife is the best

Wife: My wife is the best
Wife: My wife is the best

My wife is the best

Wife: The husband is trying to enter house late with the silence but wife uses the technology that even NASA doesn’t have.
Wife: The husband is trying to enter house late with the silence but wife uses the technology that even NASA doesn’t have.

The husband is trying to enter house late with the silence but wife uses the technology that even NASA doesn’t have.

Wife: Scotch>Wife
Wife: Scotch>Wife

Scotch>Wife

Wife: Scotch>Wife by Index2506 MORE MEMES
Wife: Scotch>Wife by Index2506
MORE MEMES

Scotch>Wife by Index2506 MORE MEMES

Wife: mythicalthings: jalter-is-my-wife: vaporwavevocap: :) @purple-chaos-buttonmaster
Wife: mythicalthings:

jalter-is-my-wife:

vaporwavevocap:
:)




@purple-chaos-buttonmaster

mythicalthings: jalter-is-my-wife: vaporwavevocap: :) @purple-chaos-buttonmaster

Wife: I’d like to celebrate my cake day by sharing the cake I got my wife for her birthday.
Wife: I’d like to celebrate my cake day by sharing the cake I got my wife for her birthday.

I’d like to celebrate my cake day by sharing the cake I got my wife for her birthday.

Wife: Your wife is popular …
Wife: Your wife is popular …

Your wife is popular …

Wife: My wife said this is 100 percent me 🤔🤔
Wife: My wife said this is 100 percent me 🤔🤔

My wife said this is 100 percent me 🤔🤔

Wife: My wife said this is 100 percent me 🤔🤔
Wife: My wife said this is 100 percent me 🤔🤔

My wife said this is 100 percent me 🤔🤔