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Funny, Phone, and Sex: Heather Thompson Day @HeatherTDay When I was 19 my boss said I should be a phone sex operator & laughed I said "I don't get it" He said "it's a joke" I said "explain it to me" & that's how I learned that once sexual harrassers have to explain why their inappropriate jokes are funny, they stop laughing. 12:01 a.m. 08 Nov 19 Hootsuite Inc.

Android, Books, and Children: Agent of Chaos @TheTrillAC 1d My children will get "privacy" from me when they can pay their own bills and feed themselves. Until then, you do what I say Ain't shit negotiable. We not friends. t 394 687 1,171 Mermaid Hofessional @StarStuffSister Replying to @TheTrillAC I haven't spoken to my mother in ten years. Welcome to your future. 20:29 06 Nov 19 Twitter for Android marzipanandminutiae: greysonderulo: dragonsspire: knight-nick: If you think like that, please don’t ever have children. Listen, my parents installed a lock on my door so I could lock everyone out of my room if I wanted to at sometime around 8 years old. They had a key of course for safety but they’ve never had to use it and they’ve never used it when they didn’t have to. I was allowed full access to any books, movies, and internet I wanted fully informed about our family beliefs and practices but I was given no supervision once I reached about 13 because my parents trusted me to stick to the rules or not as I felt and come to them if there was anything that I had questions about. As long as I said where I was going, who I was with, and when I was going to be back and then phone if anything changed I was allowed to do pretty much as I pleased from 13 onward. I moved back in with my parents after university and the first conversation we had was my dad telling me that if I felt like they were treating me like a child to please tell them because they had no intention of doing so. I still live with them and I’m comfortable here as an adult. When I eventually move out again, which I feel no rush to do because I feel respected and given more than enough elbow room, I will probably talk to them often if not everyday. Because they’ve always respected my privacy and my autonomy both physically and emotionally. If you want an independent and fictional child trusting them and giving them their space will do you many more favours than not. meanwhile, my parents… password protected my computer so i had to get permission every time i wanted to use it put a passcode lock on our pantry so we couldn’t eat without permission regularly checked our internet browsing history shut off the internet at regular intervals, including when i needed it for university homework did monthly checks of our bank statements and would confiscate money if they didn’t approve of our activities in response, i went behind their backs and opened a new bank account, got a secret job, bought my own groceries, and used the wifi from the school across the street. they didn’t succeed in disciplining me. all they did was force me to distance myself from them. your children are not your property. they are human beings, and they deserve basic human rights. nothing in this world teaches you to lie and sneak around like a parent who doesn’t believe you should have privacy

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Life, Failure, and Never: When you're born a failure but some how manage to turn your life around Never give up

Never give up

America, Cats, and Children: @hrtablaze This guy is making fun of Kanye West? The guy that bakes cookies on tv but pretends to be a gangster? _ShamGod There is a whole generation of people who don't remember when Snoop was on trial for murder. What a world sunshine-tattoo: brunhiddensmusings: skrytch: 2fngrsin: shadowkat678: dandy-boi-ftm: natalie-cats: The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison. Wait…what? Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄 also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

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Be Like, Children, and Wendys: Chad Populum @PrettyBadLefty They put black people in gang databases for talking to a gang member one time in a Wendy's. But when you're rich, you can just hang out with infamous pedophiles on their Pedojet and people will be like "Let's not jump to conclusions here" Rich people poison the air, harvest organs, start wars, and systemically rape children, but it’s the dudes Jaywalking you would be worried about.

Rich people poison the air, harvest organs, start wars, and systemically rape children, but it’s the dudes Jaywalking you would be worried a...

Comfortable, Memes, and 🤖: when you first meet me vs. when i get comfortable https://t.co/7O3QYu2fPI

https://t.co/7O3QYu2fPI

Bad, Energy, and Fresh: "December, the month that a closing and a new start. The month that wants you to finish go of what is no longer needed. When December is over, leave the negative thoughts and bad have a fresh start ahead of you, so represents and let strong behind. You energy gear up to give it your best and use your energy wisely."-sylvester mcnutt

France, Germany, and Test: When you invade Poland and France at the same time Multiblitz Made in Germany 1 TEST E E 100% -4 Come visit Germany before Germany visits you

Come visit Germany before Germany visits you

Driving, Back, and Light: Dads everywhere when someone in the back seat turns on the inside light when they're driving MY EYES I was told it was illegal

I was told it was illegal

Boo, Meme, and Keyboard: When make a crappy 3D meme and you only get 3 upvotes. Let me presS Oh boo-hoo F on the world's smallest keyboard made with mematic A really crappy 3D meme.

A really crappy 3D meme.

You, Me Me, and When You: HYPD me *you you = &me me=&you When you just started learning pointers

When you just started learning pointers

Dogs, Love, and Camera: Dog Wears Camera That Takes Photos When He Gets Excited. The camera is triggered when the dog's heart rate goes up. Mazula Mazola Maxala I love this so, so much!

I love this so, so much!

Ass, Butt, and Harrison Ford: L'uomo accattivante and 3 others liked SCOREuntitled noah baumbach project @loversdiscourse 16h ASING OScar isaac talking about how his ass is fatter than harrison ford's is the only star wars content i comprehend asked by ne interviewers WInetner EpIsoue IA is everything that it's made out to be. "Even like, 'Oh, I'm in an X-Wing again,"I got to squeeze my ass into the Millennium Falcon chair. They clearly don't make it for ethnic hips. Harrison Ford did not have a butt because this is not working for me. Everything starts to feel like old hat and the fact, towards the end of shooting, when we were saying goodbye, it was very emotional for me." 16K 59 4,9K airsighs:

airsighs:

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: YOU WERE IN AN ACCIDENT. YOU'RE NOT IN THE HOSPITAL. UGH. WHAT HAPPENED # YEAH WE DIDN'T CALL AN AMBULANCE WHAT? A BYSTANDER EVENTUALLY TRIED TO CALL 911 So WE PICKED YOU UP AND BROUGHT YOU HOME AND THEN WHAT? of PHEW. THANKS BANANATWINKY bananatwinky: who needs healthcare when you can just die poor

bananatwinky: who needs healthcare when you can just die poor

Shower, Target, and Walmart: T hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need& I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & take a shower so I can go to Target Meirl

Meirl

Sports, Raiders, and Open: When you see an open Raiders DB #LACvsOAK https://t.co/bB530laaiA

When you see an open Raiders DB #LACvsOAK https://t.co/bB530laaiA

Saw, School, and Tumblr: When you tell your mum You forgot your school bag memehumor: Got flashbacks when I saw this

memehumor: Got flashbacks when I saw this

Africa, Beautiful, and Crime: R+ E THE ENJOY Bike &Cyc LOSER a reddie mixtape pt 1 LOSER war of hearts ruelle never gonna give you up tainted love rick astley soft cell love of my life queen halsey i walk the line beautiful crime tamer i wanna be yours africa arctic monkeys toto when the party's over billie eilish taron egerton cutting crew duncan laurence your song i just died in your arms arcade mystery of love heroes sufjan stevens peter gabriel jason mraz lucky good old fashioned lover boy young and beautiful queen lana del rey halsey syml little mix sorry where's my love nobody like you can't fight this feeling losers reo speedwagon chosen jacobs R+ E lover halsey young god troye sivan kina grannis for him creep fleurie hurts like hell take my breath away secret love song pt II berlin little mix hold on chord overstreet habits tove lo lewis capaldi someone you loved halsey drive friday i'm in love the cure justin timberlake mirrors wake me up before you go go wham! halsey is there somewhere everytime you go away losing my religion paul young rem halsey empty gold HIM sam smith halsey trouble lovely billie eilish ft khalid find my way back eric arjes somebody to die for hurts R+ E loven reddie mixtape pt a R + E starkslydia: so i did a thing

starkslydia: so i did a thing

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: Second graders when you tell them there are numbers below 0: memehumor: Wait that’s illegal

memehumor: Wait that’s illegal

Fashion, Fire, and Tumblr: Echo 2 months ago This is how teachers expect us to leave the building when it's on fire. 6.6K 76 VIEW 76 REPLIES memehumor: In a calm orderly fashion

memehumor: In a calm orderly fashion

Daylight Savings Time, Run, and Daylight Savings: When you speedrun during the end of daylight savings time so you can cut an entire hour off your run Verified Rank Player Time cheese 1st 38m 51s No 2nd puncayshun 1h 39m 06s Yes 3rd LiamKings 1h 39m 30s Yes OUTSTANDING MOVE Survival!

Survival!

Chill, Acting, and Mask: When everyone describes you as "chill" but you're on the verge of a mental breakdown & mask it by acting unbothered about everything

Dad, Never, and Been: Hey Data. did you know It's pasteurized before you even see it! that milk travels faster than warp speed? Geordi, it is inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' when you That would be a faux pa have never been a father. Executive Producer RICK BERMAN Oh Data

Oh Data

9gag, Lmao, and Time: Harry, there will come a time when you must choose between what is hard and what is easy Harry, can I tell you a secret? Yes, professor. I'm both. Right now. VIA 9GAG.COM Lmao

Lmao

Bad, Bad Day, and Irl: IALWAYS EAT PANCAKES WHEN IM HAVING A BAD DAY 9ouRE EATING PANCAES AGAIN? CHNNEISSUEEPY ВІГ У00 EAT PANCAVES EVERYDAY me_irl

me_irl

True, Bear, and Space: When you're in space Vietnam and the trees start talking in teddy bear .jb You know it be true

You know it be true

Forever, Text, and Text Back: What do you normally do when take forever to reply Wait for you to text back. hahahahaha im so lonely

hahahahaha im so lonely

Fire, Guns, and Kool Aid: The Vegas shooting happened exactly as the media said it did It's kinda weird how the shooter carried 180kgl 400 pounds worth of guns/ammo into the hotel, removed a window meant to survive tornados & disable the fire alarm, no one noticed Odd that he supposedly fired hundreds of rounds but the images released of the room only show a couple dozen casings on the ground, or that his body somehow had a gun perfectly propped up over his foot, or none of his guns having bump stocks Quite the conundrum that his brother who adamantly said he'd never do this had terabytes of child porn on a windows 98 PC his defence says he never owned, or that many of the witnesses who say there was multiple shooters have mysteriously turned up dead or deny having ever said that, even when shown evidence they said that Anyone thirsty for a little Kool-Aid?

Anyone thirsty for a little Kool-Aid?

Girls, Omegle, and Gru: You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Hey omegle.com Неу First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. Please continue. The absolute size of gru

$Girls, Omegle, and Gru: You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Hey omegle.com Неу First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. Please continue. The absolute size of gru$