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Fall, Gerbil, and Her: my gerbil is an extremely deep sleeper... so she tends to fall off her wheel 😂
Fall, Gerbil, and Her: my gerbil is an extremely deep sleeper... so she tends to fall off her wheel 😂

my gerbil is an extremely deep sleeper... so she tends to fall off her wheel 😂

Bitch, Cars, and Christmas: CL clark/cowlitz > cars & trucks - by owner next prev reply X\ 96 Mazda 626 - $500 (Vancouver) image 1 of 12 fd You my friend are looking at a motherfuckin mazda 626. What will this car do for you? it'll run and drive, point A to B, don't even think about C The paint is chipping, the dash lights up like Christmas tree sometimes, but who cares. This bitch is $500, it runs, it drives, and its nasty. I dont even want to get involved with the sins that were committed in this shitbox. If you need a beater then this is your a car. This car has many features, such as leaking oil, burning oil, making a clicking sound when you turn the wheel all the way, not passing emissions, and working as the ultimate birth control (Seriously, crocs don't got shit on this car). It also vibrates when at a standstill so put a dildo on the seat and to town. go Specs: engine: running transmission: working color: chipped clearcoat horsepower: enough wheels: inflated trunk: blood free sunroof: no backup sensor: no AC: hell no character: you better believe it Pros: It runs and drives It has an aux cable Cons: I mean just look at it. You got to have a massive penis to drive this pos I'm not sure if it's actually a 96' Please buy this car. I haven't gotten my dick wet in years 500 500 OpenStreet Map Ocraigslist- Map data (google map) 1996 Mazda 626 condition: fair cylinders: 4 cylinders drive: fwd fuel: gas odometer: 231000 paint color: green size: mid-size title status: clean transmission: automatic type: sedan do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers posted: 13 days ago post id: 6956881725 email to friend [2] best of updated: 13 days ago Mazda 626
Bitch, Cars, and Christmas: CL clark/cowlitz > cars & trucks - by owner
 next
 prev
 reply
 X\
 96 Mazda 626 - $500 (Vancouver)
 image 1 of 12
 fd
 You my friend are looking at a motherfuckin
 mazda 626. What will this car do for you? it'll run
 and drive, point A to B, don't even think about C
 The paint is chipping, the dash lights up like
 Christmas tree sometimes, but who cares. This
 bitch is $500, it runs, it drives, and its nasty. I dont
 even want to get involved with the sins that were
 committed in this shitbox. If you need a beater then
 this is your
 a
 car.
 This car has many features, such as leaking oil,
 burning oil, making a clicking sound when you
 turn the wheel all the way, not passing emissions,
 and working as the ultimate birth control
 (Seriously, crocs don't got shit on this car). It also
 vibrates when at a standstill so put a dildo on the
 seat and
 to town.
 go
 Specs:
 engine: running
 transmission: working
 color: chipped clearcoat
 horsepower: enough
 wheels: inflated
 trunk: blood free
 sunroof: no
 backup sensor: no
 AC: hell no
 character: you better believe it
 Pros:
 It runs and drives
 It has an aux cable
 Cons:
 I mean just look at it. You got to have a massive
 penis to drive this pos
 I'm not sure if it's actually a 96'
 Please buy this car. I haven't gotten my dick wet in
 years
 500
 500
 OpenStreet Map
 Ocraigslist- Map data
 (google map)
 1996 Mazda 626
 condition: fair
 cylinders: 4 cylinders
 drive: fwd
 fuel: gas
 odometer: 231000
 paint color: green
 size: mid-size
 title status: clean
 transmission: automatic
 type: sedan
 do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
 posted: 13 days ago
 post id: 6956881725
 email to friend
 [2]
 best of
 updated: 13 days ago
Mazda 626

Mazda 626

Nascar, Nsfw, and Black: 3ОЯОА ЯМ Wendell Scott, the first Black professional Nascar race car driver, gets behind the wheel for his first competition. [1947] [NSFW]
Nascar, Nsfw, and Black: 3ОЯОА ЯМ
Wendell Scott, the first Black professional Nascar race car driver, gets behind the wheel for his first competition. [1947] [NSFW]

Wendell Scott, the first Black professional Nascar race car driver, gets behind the wheel for his first competition. [1947] [NSFW]

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Bluestacks Has A Case Of The Mondays

Bluestacks Has A Case Of The Mondays

Mini, Next, and Down: Completely unintuitive MINI steering wheel: Up is previous track, down is next track, left/ right is volume.
Mini, Next, and Down: Completely unintuitive MINI steering wheel: Up is previous track, down is next track, left/ right is volume.

Completely unintuitive MINI steering wheel: Up is previous track, down is next track, left/ right is volume.

Dad, Drinking, and Drugs: VIRGIN 1:31 AM 81% What is the funniest loophole you have ever seen? In the fall of 1979, I was a junior in high school with a new driver's license under my belt. I was always eager to run errands for my parents as it allowed me to get behind the wheel. In our little town we had a police officer, we'll call "D", who worked evenings. He was old, grossly overweight, and hated high-school kids. In our small town, if he busted a high-school kid, it usually wasn't for drugs or under-age drinking, it was usually for not turning on our headlights within a half hour of dusk. It became a running joke at high school: if you hadn't ever been pulled over by D, you were probably too young to drive. Going two miles over the speed limit would AIOT VIRGIN 1:34 AM 81% was usually for not turning on our headlights within a half hour of dusk. It became a running joke at high school: if you hadn't ever been pulled over by D, you were probably too young to drive. Going two miles over the speed limit would get one a ticket. He was NOT popular. I had finished my errand and was heading home when I saw the cherries come on. I pulled over. D ticketed me for...you guessed it...not having my headlights on thirty minutes after dusk. When I got home I was pissed. Dad said, "He was writing these kinds of tickets when I was a kid. Unless you can prove you had time to turn on your headlights, it's your word against his." I thought about it. "Maybe I can." I said. "Mom, do you still have the Farmer's Almanac?" "Sure do." she said, and reached over to the desk to grab it. A plan was forming, and I told them what I was going to do. They encouraged me to try it. The day of the summons came. Of course, if I VIRGIN 1:34 AM 81% The day of the summons came. Of course, if had paid the ticket, I wouldn't have to show. But I didn't pay and showed up at the time listed for traffic court. When it was my turn, I told the judge I'd done nothing wrong, and that I had plenty of time to turn on my lights I showed him my copy of the ticket. "Your Honor, the ticket was written at 6:28pm according to Officer D. Which means that if the sun set at 5:58, the ticket would be valid." The judge agreed with my reasoning, but informed me that there was no way I could prove when the sun set. "But your Honor, I CAN." I handed him the copy of the Farmer's Almanac, and showed him a chart in the middle of the book. The chart had dates listed, what time the sun rose, and...you guessed it again...when the sun set! According to the chart, the sun set at 6:02pm on that date. SoI had until 6:32pm to turn on the hoadliahtel With 2 tickot tima nf 6.28 lictod Olk Unveto 1:34 AM VIRGIN 81% According to the chart, the sun set at 6:02pm on that date. So I had until 6:32pm to turn on the headlights! With a ticket time of 6:28 listed, I had four minutes to turn on the lights. The judge said, "Anyone that goes through this much trouble deserves to be rewarded." He threw out the ticket. He shook his head, "You ever think of becoming a lawyer?" When word got around how I beat a ticket, others started doing the same thing. Soon a lot of Officer D's tickets failed the sniff test. Within a few months, it was suggested to him that it was time to retire. He did so. Peace once again was restored to our little town. 79.6k views View Upvoters View Sharers He should defnitley become a lawyer
Dad, Drinking, and Drugs: VIRGIN
 1:31 AM
 81%
 What is the funniest loophole
 you have ever seen?
 In the fall of 1979, I was a junior in high school
 with a new driver's license under my belt. I was
 always eager to run errands for my parents as it
 allowed me to get behind the wheel.
 In our little town we had a police officer, we'll call
 "D", who worked evenings. He was old, grossly
 overweight, and hated high-school kids. In our
 small town, if he busted a high-school kid, it
 usually wasn't for drugs or under-age drinking, it
 was usually for not turning on our headlights
 within a half hour of dusk. It became a running
 joke at high school: if you hadn't ever been
 pulled over by D, you were probably too young to
 drive. Going two miles over the speed limit would
 AIOT
 VIRGIN
 1:34 AM
 81%
 was usually for not turning on our headlights
 within a half hour of dusk. It became a running
 joke at high school: if you hadn't ever been
 pulled over by D, you were probably too young to
 drive. Going two miles over the speed limit would
 get one a ticket. He was NOT popular.
 I had finished my errand and was heading home
 when I saw the cherries come on. I pulled over.
 D ticketed me for...you guessed it...not having
 my headlights on thirty minutes after dusk.
 When I got home I was pissed. Dad said, "He
 was writing these kinds of tickets when I was a
 kid. Unless you can prove you had time to turn
 on your headlights, it's your word against his."
 I thought about it. "Maybe I can." I said. "Mom,
 do you still have the Farmer's Almanac?"
 "Sure do." she said, and reached over to the
 desk to grab it. A plan was forming, and I told
 them what I was going to do. They encouraged
 me to try it.
 The day of the summons came. Of course, if I
 VIRGIN
 1:34 AM
 81%
 The day of the summons came. Of course, if
 had paid the ticket, I wouldn't have to show. But I
 didn't pay and showed up at the time listed for
 traffic court.
 When it was my turn, I told the judge I'd done
 nothing wrong, and that I had plenty of time to
 turn on my lights
 I showed him my copy of the ticket. "Your Honor,
 the ticket was written at 6:28pm according to
 Officer D. Which means that if the sun set at
 5:58, the ticket would be valid." The judge
 agreed with my reasoning, but informed me that
 there was no way I could prove when the sun
 set. "But your Honor, I CAN."
 I handed him the copy of the Farmer's Almanac,
 and showed him a chart in the middle of the
 book. The chart had dates listed, what time the
 sun rose, and...you guessed it again...when the
 sun set!
 According to the chart, the sun set at 6:02pm on
 that date. SoI had until 6:32pm to turn on the
 hoadliahtel With 2 tickot tima nf 6.28 lictod
 Olk
 Unveto
 1:34 AM
 VIRGIN
 81%
 According to the chart, the sun set at 6:02pm on
 that date. So I had until 6:32pm to turn on the
 headlights! With a ticket time of 6:28 listed, I
 had four minutes to turn on the lights. The judge
 said, "Anyone that goes through this much
 trouble deserves to be rewarded." He threw out
 the ticket.
 He shook his head, "You ever think of becoming
 a lawyer?"
 When word got around how I beat a ticket,
 others started doing the same thing. Soon a lot
 of Officer D's tickets failed the sniff test. Within
 a few months, it was suggested to him that it
 was time to retire. He did so.
 Peace once again was restored to our little town.
 79.6k views View Upvoters View Sharers
He should defnitley become a lawyer

He should defnitley become a lawyer