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Very High: TOP DEFINITION C++ A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C++are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are Real Men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does: "\src\Cont.cpp(52): error C2679: binary '=': no operator found which takes a right- hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C:\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio 8\VC\include\vector(392): could be 'std:_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc> &std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc>::operator = (const std:_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc> &)' with_Ty=Main::Cont, _Alloc=std:allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list "(std:_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc>, int)' with_Ty=Main::Cont, Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> "mean?' Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line. The best response to what is c++
Very High: TOP DEFINITION
 C++
 A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified
 way to solve specific problems well. C++ makes no such concession and tries to be
 mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level
 in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code,
 generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no
 help if you get it wrong.
 It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you
 can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C++ as any
 other major language (except C).
 The men who program in C++are Real Men. The women who program in C++ are
 Real Men too. You can spot a C++ programmer from their testosterone fueled
 swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java
 "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all.
 Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C++ right? What does:
 "\src\Cont.cpp(52): error C2679: binary '=': no operator found which takes a right-
 hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion)
 C:\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio 8\VC\include\vector(392): could be
 'std:_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc> &std::_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc>::operator =
 (const std:_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc> &)' with_Ty=Main::Cont,
 _Alloc=std:allocator<Main::Cont> while trying to match the argument list
 "(std:_Vector_iterator<_Ty, _Alloc>, int)' with_Ty=Main::Cont,
 Alloc=std::allocator<Main::Cont> "mean?'
 Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.
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Very High: FACTSBRAIN#078 Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality factsbrain.com vermilion-villain: boss-hoody: shithowdy: xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx: cpecod: endofmybed: malira: factsbrain: Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality. - weird, interesting & funny facts SIGNAL BOOST the hallucinations of benadryl are known to take every fear and of yours and put it into a hallucination like monsters forming from objects, objects trying to grab you, some people have experienced suicide situations (like thinking a beloved one committed suicide), pretty much anything the far deep back of your mind is scared THERE IS NO PLEASANT HIGH OFF OF BENADRYL and from personal experience I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Do not try it because its a cheap high, its a terrifying high. I don’t support any form of drug use but I know I can’t stop people so please just be safe!!! I accidentally (Yes, accidentally. Please be careful and keep track of your cold medicines when you’re sick.) took too much when I had, like, bronchitis and let me tell you there was nothing fun about that at all. At all. It felt like my skin was violently trying to shed and I couldn’t stop twitching. Also I saw big, dark shadow people coming out of every door or closet. Don’t do it. please for the love of god do not overdose on antihistamines especially benadryl because i will second the fact that your hallucinations will be completely indistinguishable from real life scenarios and it will fuck you up in the head in the worst type of way and it is beyond terrifying THIS IS A GIANT FUCKING RED FLAG FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY. I TOOK THIS SHIT WHEN I HAD A SINUS INFECTION AND MY ANXIETY WAS SO BAD I COULDN’T HOLD A PENCIL I WAS SHAKING SO HARD. PLS SIGNAL BOOST THIS FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY AS WELL This is actually true! It does usually take a very, very high dose for this to happen, however, and as long as you stay within the suggested limit  on the packaging the most that will happen to you is drowsiness (unless you have a negative reaction to it; different people react poorly to different medications, which I’m assuming the commenter above did). For those unaware, the active ingredient in Benadryl is diphenhydramine, and it’s also contained in OTC sleep medications. If a painkiller is BrandPM, the sleep aid included is probably diphenhydramine! The popular sleep medication Zzzquil is also this, and– fun fact– is actually the same exact dose as Benadryl, just marketed differently and marked up in price. God damn, I gotta get me some Benadryl So what you’re saying is… Benadryl is fear toxin.
Very High: FACTSBRAIN#078
 Benadryl, when taken in high volume,
 causes hallucinations so vivid they
 are indistinguishable from reality
 factsbrain.com
vermilion-villain:

boss-hoody:


shithowdy:

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:


cpecod:


endofmybed:


malira:

factsbrain:

Benadryl, when taken in high volume, causes hallucinations so vivid they are indistinguishable from reality. - weird, interesting & funny facts

SIGNAL BOOST the hallucinations of benadryl are known to take every fear and of yours and put it into a hallucination like monsters forming from objects, objects trying to grab you, some people have experienced suicide situations (like thinking a beloved one committed suicide), pretty much anything the far deep back of your mind is scared
THERE IS NO PLEASANT HIGH OFF OF BENADRYL and from personal experience I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Do not try it because its a cheap high, its a terrifying high. I don’t support any form of drug use but I know I can’t stop people so please just be safe!!!

I accidentally (Yes, accidentally. Please be careful and keep track of your cold medicines when you’re sick.) took too much when I had, like, bronchitis and let me tell you there was nothing fun about that at all. At all. It felt like my skin was violently trying to shed and I couldn’t stop twitching. Also I saw big, dark shadow people coming out of every door or closet. Don’t do it.


please for the love of god do not overdose on antihistamines especially benadryl because i will second the fact that your hallucinations will be completely indistinguishable from real life scenarios and it will fuck you up in the head in the worst type of way and it is beyond terrifying


THIS IS A GIANT FUCKING RED FLAG FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY. I TOOK THIS SHIT WHEN I HAD A SINUS INFECTION AND MY ANXIETY WAS SO BAD I COULDN’T HOLD A PENCIL I WAS SHAKING SO HARD. PLS SIGNAL BOOST THIS FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY AS WELL


This is actually true!
It does usually take a very, very high dose for this to happen, however, and as long as you stay within the suggested limit  on the packaging the most that will happen to you is drowsiness (unless you have a negative reaction to it; different people react poorly to different medications, which I’m assuming the commenter above did).
For those unaware, the active ingredient in Benadryl is diphenhydramine, and it’s also contained in OTC sleep medications. If a painkiller is BrandPM, the sleep aid included is probably diphenhydramine! The popular sleep medication Zzzquil is also this, and– fun fact– is actually the same exact dose as Benadryl, just marketed differently and marked up in price.

God damn, I gotta get me some Benadryl


So what you’re saying is… Benadryl is fear toxin.

vermilion-villain: boss-hoody: shithowdy: xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx: cpecod: endofmybed: malira: factsbrain: Benadryl, when taken in...

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 October: I'm deeply in love with
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 19: Miley Cyrus
 20: Eminem
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 25: Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
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 29: Niall Horan
 31: Justin Bieber's
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 black: because im a ninja
 blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it.
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 dots: because i felt like it
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 Step 1: your birthday month
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 Step 2. your birthdate
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 18 Robert Pattinson
 19 Mley Cynus
 20 Eminem
 21: Chuck Nomis
 22 Usher
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 6 the tooth fairy
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 10 a down
 11: apuppet
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 13 Hary Potter
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 May: Iicked
 June: I think I am
 July: I used to date
 August Ikiled
 September. I wrote a leter to
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 23 my buthing sul
 24: a paper bag
 25 Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
 27: a gangster
 28: my fuure husband
 29 Nal Horan
 14: a vacIAm deaner 30: Pedobear
 31: Justin Biebers
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 December: Inamed my cat after
 15 Santa Claus
 16 my grandma
 Step 3: your shirfs colour
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 blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a strpper. Deal with R
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Very High: Make your own sentence
 ea confused cookie
 Step 2: your birthdate
 Step 1: your birthday month
 1: Lord Voldemort
 2 an old cat
 3: Li Wayne
 March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit
 5:a drunk lady
 6: the tooth fairy
 7: my best friend
 8: a homeless guy
 9:a monkey
 10: a down
 Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet
 November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer
 13: Harry Potter
 17: Barack Obama
 18: Robert Pattinson
 19: Miley Cyrus
 20: Eminem
 21: Chuck Norris
 22: Usher
 January. I got kicked out of
 Wal-Mart with
 February: I took a shower with
 Apri: I punched
 May: I icked
 June: I think I am
 July: I used to date
 August I killed
 September. I wrote a letter to
 23: my bathing suit
 24: a paper bag
 25: Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
 27: a gangster
 28: my future husband
 29. Nall Horan
 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear
 31: Justin Biebers
 with
 December: I named my cat after
 15: Santa Claus
 16: my grandma
 mom
 Step 3: your shirt's colour
 black because imaninja
 red: because i smoked crack
 blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it.
 to do
 yellow: because im sexy like that
 orange: because i love drama
 green: because im single
 pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head
 gray. because i was homy
 purple: because my friend told me to
 dots: because i felt lke it
 no shirt because the voices in my head told
 me to
 as a child
 Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :)
 fny mabi
 I TOOK A SHOWER WITH
 My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
 FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE.
 I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
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 APRIL, 20, BLUE/RED
 I punched Eminem because I smoked crack and have nothing better to do.
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Very High: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate Step 1: your birthday month 1: Lord Voldemort 2 an old cat 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit 5:a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9:a monkey 10: a down Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Apri: I punched May: I icked June: I think I am July: I used to date August I killed September. I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29. Nall Horan 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma mom Step 3: your shirt's colour black because imaninja red: because i smoked crack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it. to do yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head gray. because i was homy purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt lke it no shirt because the voices in my head told me to as a child Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :) fny mabi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too JULY 31 OTHER oh god why TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries July 31 Otherhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
Very High: Make your own sentence
 ea confused cookie
 Step 2: your birthdate
 Step 1: your birthday month
 1: Lord Voldemort
 2 an old cat
 3: Li Wayne
 March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit
 5:a drunk lady
 6: the tooth fairy
 7: my best friend
 8: a homeless guy
 9:a monkey
 10: a down
 Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet
 November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer
 13: Harry Potter
 17: Barack Obama
 18: Robert Pattinson
 19: Miley Cyrus
 20: Eminem
 21: Chuck Norris
 22: Usher
 January. I got kicked out of
 Wal-Mart with
 February: I took a shower with
 Apri: I punched
 May: I icked
 June: I think I am
 July: I used to date
 August I killed
 September. I wrote a letter to
 23: my bathing suit
 24: a paper bag
 25: Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
 27: a gangster
 28: my future husband
 29. Nall Horan
 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear
 31: Justin Biebers
 with
 December: I named my cat after
 15: Santa Claus
 16: my grandma
 mom
 Step 3: your shirt's colour
 black because imaninja
 red: because i smoked crack
 blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it.
 to do
 yellow: because im sexy like that
 orange: because i love drama
 green: because im single
 pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head
 gray. because i was homy
 purple: because my friend told me to
 dots: because i felt lke it
 no shirt because the voices in my head told
 me to
 as a child
 Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :)
 fny mabi
 I TOOK A SHOWER WITH
 My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to.
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
 FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE.
 I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then.
 TASTE OFAWESOME.COM
 Hitler hated this site too
 JULY 31 OTHER
 oh god why
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
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Very High: Make your own sentence Step 1: your birthday month confused coie Step 2. your birthdate 1:Lord Voldemort 17: Barack Obama 18 Robert Pattinson 19 Mley Cynus 20 Eminem 21: Chuck Nomis 22 Usher Jaruary. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with 2 an old cat February: I look a shower with 3u Wayne March Ihave nightmares about 4 Taylor Swit 5adunk lady 6 the tooth fairy 7: my best triend 8ahomeless guy 9a monkey 10 a down 11: apuppet November. I went o McDonalds 12 adrug dealer 13 Hary Potter Apri: I punched May: Iicked June: I think I am July: I used to date August Ikiled September. I wrote a leter to Odober. Im deeply in love with 23 my buthing sul 24: a paper bag 25 Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my fuure husband 29 Nal Horan 14: a vacIAm deaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: Inamed my cat after 15 Santa Claus 16 my grandma Step 3: your shirfs colour mom red: because i smoked arack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a strpper. Deal with R o do yellow. because Im sexy ike that orange: because i love drama green because Im single pink because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy black because imaninja purple: because my ftiend told me to dots: because i folt keit no shirt because the voices in my head told me to cthers because i was dropped on the head as a child R d by P 221 fw I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. Banned in o countries TASTE OFAWESOME.COM FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too APRIL, 20, BLUE/RED I punched Eminem because I smoked crack and have nothing better to do. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Banned in O countries AUGUST, 1, BLUE Eat your heart out Harry Potter TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries august, 1, bluehttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
Very High: Make your own sentence
 Step 1: your birthday month
 confused coie
 Step 2. your birthdate
 1:Lord Voldemort 17: Barack Obama
 18 Robert Pattinson
 19 Mley Cynus
 20 Eminem
 21: Chuck Nomis
 22 Usher
 Jaruary. I got kicked out of
 Wal-Mart with
 2 an old cat
 February: I look a shower with 3u Wayne
 March Ihave nightmares about 4 Taylor Swit
 5adunk lady
 6 the tooth fairy
 7: my best triend
 8ahomeless guy
 9a monkey
 10 a down
 11: apuppet
 November. I went o McDonalds 12 adrug dealer
 13 Hary Potter
 Apri: I punched
 May: Iicked
 June: I think I am
 July: I used to date
 August Ikiled
 September. I wrote a leter to
 Odober. Im deeply in love with
 23 my buthing sul
 24: a paper bag
 25 Oprah
 26: my maths teacher
 27: a gangster
 28: my fuure husband
 29 Nal Horan
 14: a vacIAm deaner 30: Pedobear
 31: Justin Biebers
 with
 December: Inamed my cat after
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Very High: Sagittarius Scorpio Capricorn Fire Earth Air Fire Water Earth Cancer Gemini Libra Water Air Virgo Earth Aquarius Water Leo Pisces Fire Aries Taurus official-kye: AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not share this post.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
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AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not share this post.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

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Very High: CAPRICORN 12/21-1/20 SAGITTARIUS 11/22-12/21 AQUARIUS 120-2/20 SCORPIO TAURUS 4/21-5/21 723-8/23 CANCER 6/21-7/23 GEMINI 5/21-6/21 10/23-11/22 PISCES 2/20-3/21 IBRA 9123-10/23 ARIES 3/21-4/20 VIRGO 8/23-9/23 LEO iwishonagoldensnitch: guccier: metalendlessdark: step-brotherff: ang-gandako: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must…. just for the 16 years… no guys you understand how true this…my personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it accurate for Gemini lol
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 GEMINI
 5/21-6/21
 10/23-11/22
 PISCES
 2/20-3/21
 IBRA
 9123-10/23
 ARIES
 3/21-4/20
 VIRGO
 8/23-9/23
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AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of badLuck if you do not forward.SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go outTo eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must….

just for the 16 years…

no guys you understand how true this…my personality is like EXACTLy how virgo described it

accurate for Gemini lol

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