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Nas, Nasa, and News: neopetcemetery Uranus 'gapes wide open for blasts of hot wind', scientists claim Uranus 'opens wide' on a daily basis to let in blasts of solar win... metro.co.uk 5h someone has waited their entire career to use this headline goopy-amethyst Scientist should say something else infamy-and-plunder Something huge and hard went into Uranus and it got very messy Metro.. metro.co.uk 2017/12/20 som... 20 Dec 2017 In the distant past, Uranus took an absolute pounding, say researchers, without even cracking a smile. My isn't Uranus full of surprises? Researchers.. There's something very hard heading towards Uranus, scientists .. Metro metro.co.uk 2017/08/28 ther... 28 Aug 2017 Scientists have long suspected it, but there is something very, very hard near Uranus rains of solid diamonds to be precise. Stanford researchers now believe that huge diamonds - possibly millions of carats -sink towards the core of Uranus. .. Extremely high pressure squeezes.. Uranus will be on display to the entire world later this month Metro News metro.co.uk 2017/10/03 ura... 3 Oct 2017 It's every schoolboy's favourite planet- and this month, millions of people will be staring at Uranus. Uranus will be on display on October 19, as the planet... Scientists spot a massive floater hanging around Uranus | Metro News metro.co.uk News Science 5 Sep 2017 Another week, another mystery found right next to Uranus - as scientists discover that the moon Cressida would actually float in a tub of water. NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before | Metro News metro.co.uk 2017/06/19 nas... This guy needs a raise therothwoman Something huge went into Uranus and left it absolutely ruined Rob Waugh Monday 2 Jul 2018 10:00 pm NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before Rob Waugh Monday 19 Jun 2017 11:15 am Something huge and hard went into Uranus and it got very messy Rob Waugh Wednesday 20 Dec 2017 9:42 am Uranus 'gapes wide open for blasts of hot wind', scientists claim Rob Waugh Tuesday 27 Jun 2017 4:12 pm This hero's name is Rob Waugh Source: neopetcemetery 233,094 notes A
Nas, Nasa, and News: neopetcemetery
 Uranus 'gapes wide
 open for blasts of hot
 wind', scientists claim
 Uranus 'opens wide' on a daily
 basis to let in blasts of solar win...
 metro.co.uk 5h
 someone has waited their entire career to use this
 headline
 goopy-amethyst
 Scientist should say something else
 infamy-and-plunder
 Something huge and hard went into Uranus
 and it got very messy Metro..
 metro.co.uk 2017/12/20 som...
 20 Dec 2017 In the distant
 past, Uranus took an absolute
 pounding, say researchers,
 without even cracking a smile.
 My isn't Uranus full of
 surprises? Researchers..
 There's something very hard heading
 towards Uranus, scientists .. Metro
 metro.co.uk 2017/08/28 ther...
 28 Aug 2017 Scientists have
 long suspected it, but there is
 something very, very hard near
 Uranus rains of solid
 diamonds to be precise.
 Stanford researchers now
 believe that huge diamonds - possibly millions of
 carats -sink towards the core of Uranus. ..
 Extremely high pressure squeezes..
 Uranus will be on display to the entire world
 later this month Metro News
 metro.co.uk 2017/10/03 ura...
 3 Oct 2017 It's every
 schoolboy's favourite planet-
 and this month, millions of
 people will be staring at
 Uranus. Uranus will be on
 display on October 19, as the
 planet...
 Scientists spot a massive floater hanging
 around Uranus | Metro News
 metro.co.uk News Science
 5 Sep 2017 Another week,
 another mystery found right
 next to Uranus - as scientists
 discover that the moon
 Cressida would actually float
 in a tub of water.
 NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus
 than ever before | Metro News
 metro.co.uk 2017/06/19 nas...
 This guy needs a raise
 therothwoman
 Something huge went into Uranus and
 left it absolutely ruined
 Rob Waugh Monday 2 Jul 2018 10:00 pm
 NASA wants to probe deeper into
 Uranus than ever before
 Rob Waugh Monday 19 Jun 2017 11:15 am
 Something huge and hard went into
 Uranus and it got very messy
 Rob Waugh Wednesday 20 Dec 2017 9:42 am
 Uranus 'gapes wide open for blasts of
 hot wind', scientists claim
 Rob Waugh Tuesday 27 Jun 2017 4:12 pm
 This hero's name is Rob Waugh
 Source: neopetcemetery
 233,094 notes
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School, Tumblr, and Blog: JUBLERRY jubberry: school is killing me rn so im trying very hard not to procrastinate… anyway! here is me procrastinating! jane again because drawing her is very relaxing
School, Tumblr, and Blog: JUBLERRY
jubberry:

school is killing me rn so im trying very hard not to procrastinate… anyway! here is me procrastinating! jane again because drawing her is very relaxing

jubberry: school is killing me rn so im trying very hard not to procrastinate… anyway! here is me procrastinating! jane again because drawi...

Being Alone, Fall, and Love: vajeentambourine Your mixed feelings about your parents are valid. Shout out to people like me who have parents who are loving but are black holes of emotional labor... It took me a long time to realize that it's okay to have mixed feelings about your parents, about your relationship with them Sometimes parents can love you but be somewhat toxic to you and your growth and that's a very hard realization to come to if you, like me, grew up extremely close to them Sometimes parents can love you genuinely but lack emotional maturity, forcing you to perform disproportionate amounts of emotional labor. Some parents manifest symptoms of their mental illness in ways that are toxic to your mental illness Some parents, like mine, try so hard to be good parents but fall back on habits of emotional manipulation because they haven't processed their own traumas and are modeling behavior they grew up with. That doesn't make their behavior acceptable, and it's okay to feel exhausted and hurt when they betray you. You don't have to forgive every mistake. I want you to know that it's okay to protect yourself, to need some space apart from them. The love you have for your parents is still valid, and you are making the right decision Placing a safe emotional distance between myself and my parents has been one of the most difficult, heartbreaking processes I've ever gone through. it hurts to try to curb the strength of your own natural empathy around people you love. It feels disingenuous to your heart's natural state But I promise you, you are not hard-hearted or ungrateful, and you are not abandoning them. You are making a decision about your own emotional, mental, and spiritual health I know what it's like in that confusing grey area of love mixed with guilt and anxiety, of exhaustion and quasi-manipulation and unreciprocated emotional labor, and I promise you, you are not alone. Your mixed feelings about your parents are valid.
Being Alone, Fall, and Love: vajeentambourine
 Your mixed feelings about your
 parents are valid.
 Shout out to people like me who have parents who are loving but are black holes
 of emotional labor... It took me a long time to realize that it's okay to have mixed
 feelings about your parents, about your relationship with them
 Sometimes parents can love you but be somewhat toxic to you and your growth
 and that's a very hard realization to come to if you, like me, grew up extremely
 close to them
 Sometimes parents can love you genuinely but lack emotional maturity, forcing
 you to perform disproportionate amounts of emotional labor. Some parents
 manifest symptoms of their mental illness in ways that are toxic to your mental
 illness
 Some parents, like mine, try so hard to be good parents but fall back on habits of
 emotional manipulation because they haven't processed their own traumas and
 are modeling behavior they grew up with. That doesn't make their behavior
 acceptable, and it's okay to feel exhausted and hurt when they betray you. You
 don't have to forgive every mistake.
 I want you to know that it's okay to protect yourself, to need some space apart
 from them. The love you have for your parents is still valid, and you are making
 the right decision
 Placing a safe emotional distance between myself and my parents has been one
 of the most difficult, heartbreaking processes I've ever gone through. it hurts to
 try to curb the strength of your own natural empathy around people you love. It
 feels disingenuous to your heart's natural state
 But I promise you, you are not hard-hearted or ungrateful, and you are not
 abandoning them. You are making a decision about your own emotional, mental,
 and spiritual health
 I know what it's like in that confusing grey area of love mixed with guilt and
 anxiety, of exhaustion and quasi-manipulation and unreciprocated emotional
 labor, and I promise you, you are not alone.
 Your mixed feelings about your parents are valid.
Advice, Ass, and Dogs: laughhard More Web Videos Shopping Search tools Images News About 451,000 results (0.93 seconds) Showing results for i accidentally stepped on my dog's foot does he understand that it was an accident???? like i said sorry but mean does he know calleo Yes, if you react in a way similar to how another dog would react to accidentally harming a play mate or a pack mate. That's why, when dogs are playing (especially noticeable in puppies, as they're still learning bite inhibition), and one dog yelps loudly and sharply, like a dog does if you step on its paw or tail, if you react by immediately jumping back, not doing the thing again, and giving friendly, appeasing gestures (nice petting, scratching, chin scratching, etc...or if you were another dog, submissive gestures, muzzle licking, things that say 'nono sorry! I'm not a threat to you!") the dog does, in fact, realize that you weren't attacking or trying to be mean and that it was accidental. ear That's also why advice to puppy owners or owners trying to retrain a dog that was never taught to not bite during play are advised to yelp like a hurt dog if their puppy/dog gets too rough and immediately stop play and turn away, because that's a clear signal to the dog that they hurt you and you're upset now. Most dogs will immediately 'apologize' in dog language for that as, especially if it was during play, their intent wasn't to hurt anyone, just to have fun. They'll also tend to react that way if you yelp if they step on you. I know I've yelped at Bear a few times because his big 105lb ass is HEAVY and does not feel nice on a foot. plasticseeds Woah the reverse tactic Wow thefingerfuckingfemalefury glad that there is a way I can communicate an apology to a doggo if I accidentally step on their paw... because the only alternative would be exiling myself to the arctic to escape my shame This is SO IMPORTANT I am so luchadorgengar Can confirm this works btw, I used this info to train (ask) my dog to stop biting (she used to bite very hard with her very sharp teeth)
Advice, Ass, and Dogs: laughhard
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 he understand that it was an accident???? like i said sorry but
 mean does he know
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 Yes, if you react in a way similar to how another
 dog would react to accidentally harming a play
 mate or a pack mate.
 That's why, when dogs are playing (especially
 noticeable in puppies, as they're still learning
 bite inhibition), and one dog yelps loudly and
 sharply, like a dog does if you step on its paw
 or tail, if you react by immediately jumping
 back, not doing the thing again, and giving
 friendly, appeasing gestures (nice petting,
 scratching, chin scratching, etc...or if you were
 another dog, submissive gestures, muzzle
 licking, things that say 'nono sorry! I'm not a
 threat to you!") the dog does, in fact, realize
 that you weren't attacking or trying to be mean
 and that it was accidental.
 ear
 That's also why advice to puppy owners or
 owners trying to retrain a dog that was never
 taught to not bite during play are advised to
 yelp like a hurt dog if their puppy/dog gets too
 rough and immediately stop play and turn away,
 because that's a clear signal to the dog that
 they hurt you and you're upset now.
 Most dogs will immediately 'apologize' in dog
 language for that as, especially if it was during
 play, their intent wasn't to hurt anyone, just to
 have fun. They'll also tend to react that way if
 you yelp if they step on you. I know I've yelped
 at Bear a few times because his big 105lb ass is
 HEAVY and does not feel nice on a foot.
 plasticseeds
 Woah the reverse tactic Wow
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury
 glad that there
 is a way I can communicate an apology to a
 doggo if I accidentally step on their paw...
 because the only alternative would be exiling
 myself to the arctic to escape my shame
 This is SO IMPORTANT I am so
 luchadorgengar
 Can confirm this works btw, I used this info to
 train (ask) my dog to stop biting (she used to
 bite very hard with her very sharp teeth)

Beautiful, Cats, and Crying: northeastartist: cryoverkiltmilk: kindaoffkilter: bemusedlybespectacled: linkislost: sighinastorm: tooiconic: lafayettelabaguette: beasti: clarenecessities: sapphic-matriarchy: system-fail-ure: karinanotcinerina: retro-geek: ultrafacts: gatochick: ultrafacts: pizzaismylifepizzaisking: majikkant: ultrafacts: Source Video of Tama Follow Ultrafacts for more facts The picture in the background of the second one Tama is boss THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x] For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station. Beautiful. Now I’m crying thanks and a new cat was hired right? yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy she works very hard Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law. Law I’m crying at 11pm over train cats Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention. ^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama Yontama. a legacy okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back “Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25] As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account. Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
Beautiful, Cats, and Crying: northeastartist:
cryoverkiltmilk:

kindaoffkilter:

bemusedlybespectacled:

linkislost:

sighinastorm:

tooiconic:

lafayettelabaguette:

beasti:

clarenecessities:

sapphic-matriarchy:

system-fail-ure:

karinanotcinerina:

retro-geek:

ultrafacts:

gatochick:

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

majikkant:

ultrafacts:

Source
Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss



THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god.  She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.


Beautiful.


Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard


Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.


Law


I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.


a legacy 

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back


“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.


Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better


You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Khtonagay lightningrei: the predator and the prey… coloring is still very hard kagome looks so dark and i do not know why hhrnngm anyways stuff for my fic
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Khtonagay
lightningrei:

the predator and the prey…
coloring is still very hard kagome looks so dark and i do not know why hhrnngm
anyways stuff for my fic

lightningrei: the predator and the prey… coloring is still very hard kagome looks so dark and i do not know why hhrnngm anyways stuff for m...

Tumblr, Blog, and Hope: yor the tswyxi itsnyxi: hope no one has done this one beforeit was very hard to choose who stabby stabby and who flirty flirty but i stand by my decision
Tumblr, Blog, and Hope: yor the
 tswyxi
itsnyxi:

hope no one has done this one beforeit was very hard to choose who stabby stabby and who flirty flirty but i stand by my decision

itsnyxi: hope no one has done this one beforeit was very hard to choose who stabby stabby and who flirty flirty but i stand by my decision

Birthday, Facts, and Joker: 15-3901 1:05 5 Img:14 SP:11.91 PPHFS Mat 256 x 192 ps.zo PE-64 PPNES Nat 320x 240 MP Caters News Agency 17am A boy born with just two percent of his brain has defied doctors' predictions after his brain grew back to 80 percent of the average size. Doctors had told the parents to terminate pregnancy not once but five times. @factsweird Photo courtesy of Caters News Agency greater-than-the-sword: recoveringvictorian: mccarthyites: mindblowingfactz: A boy born with just two percent of his brain has defied doctors’ predictions after his brain grew back to 80 percent of the average size. Doctors had told the parents to terminate pregnancy not once but five times. I saw this before some time ago and it just absolutely fascinated me because there was never any other information provided and the little info that was given was tantalizingly vague. Even with 80% of his brain growing surely he had all kinds of severe issues, right? And even if his brain did grow back he might not have lived very long. So I did a little research on him. Everything happened exactly like it says in the pic- the parents were strongly urged to abort the baby five separate times, and they refused all five times, and he was born with two percent of his brain and he does now have 80% of it. What the blurb doesn’t say is that the little boy’s name is Noah Wall and he’s now a very happy, healthy, six year old boy. Doctors said he would be SEVERELY mentally disabled, unable to see, hear, talk, or even eat. The doctors were wrong. He can do all of these things and more. By age two he was sitting up straight and singing; he can play with legos and computer games, he’s learned how to count, he can hold perfectly normal conversations, and he loves painting. He just recently wrote his name for the first time, and he’s trying very hard to learn how to walk (but that’s still a long way off because he’s mostly paralyzed from the waist down). Most of this probably just seems like boring normalcy, but considering he was born with only 2% of his brain he shouldn’t be able to do ANY of this. The fact that he lived beyond his first birthday is a miracle in and of itself. Noah hasn’t had a brain scan since he was three years old, so no one knows if his brain has grown more since then, but all indications are that he’s developing physically at a normal rate, and he’s developing well enough mentally that his parents recently enrolled him in a local elementary school- not any special education classes, a normal, mainstream school. It’s hard work for the parents, there’s tons of medical appointments, regular surgeries with lengthy recovery times, they had to shuttle Noah to a neurophysics center in Australia to help him learn how to sit upright. But they both agree he’s worth it. This is what his mom Shelly has to say:  “I thank him every night before he goes to bed. I say ‘Noah, thank you for such a lovely day. I’ve loved my day.’ And he’ll say ‘I love you, Mummy. Night night.’” https://nypost.com/2019/02/20/boy-born-without-brain-defies-odds-to-live/ https://www.theepochtimes.com/boy-born-with-2-percent-of-brain-defies-odds-learns-to-count-and-surf_2810231.html https://www.cbc.ca/passionateeye/features/the-boy-born-without-a-brain-is-now-a-practical-joker-who-loves-playing-mar I saw a video on him and his parents awhile back and it’s such a happy story. ^^ Just another invalid deformed beyond hope and destined to be a vegetable who should have been killed in the womb, amirite? This really speaks to cases where people think that killing a baby is “the right thing to do” because of probabilities and likelihoods.
Birthday, Facts, and Joker: 15-3901
 1:05 5
 Img:14
 SP:11.91
 PPHFS
 Mat 256 x 192
 ps.zo
 PE-64
 PPNES
 Nat 320x 240
 MP
 Caters News Agency
 17am
 A boy born with just two percent of his brain
 has defied doctors' predictions after his brain
 grew back to 80 percent of the average size.
 Doctors had told the parents to terminate
 pregnancy not once but five times.
 @factsweird
 Photo courtesy of Caters News Agency
greater-than-the-sword:
recoveringvictorian:

mccarthyites:


mindblowingfactz:
A boy born with just two percent of his brain has defied doctors’ predictions after his brain grew back to 80 percent of the average size. Doctors had told the parents to terminate pregnancy not once but five times.
I saw this before some time ago and it just absolutely fascinated me because there was never any other information provided and the little info that was given was tantalizingly vague. Even with 80% of his brain growing surely he had all kinds of severe issues, right? And even if his brain did grow back he might not have lived very long. So I did a little research on him.
Everything happened exactly like it says in the pic- the parents were strongly urged to abort the baby five separate times, and they refused all five times, and he was born with two percent of his brain and he does now have 80% of it.
What the blurb doesn’t say is that the little boy’s name is Noah Wall and he’s now a very happy, healthy, six year old boy.
Doctors said he would be SEVERELY mentally disabled, unable to see, hear, talk, or even eat. The doctors were wrong. He can do all of these things and more. By age two he was sitting up straight and singing; he can play with legos and computer games, he’s learned how to count, he can hold perfectly normal conversations, and he loves painting. He just recently wrote his name for the first time, and he’s trying very hard to learn how to walk (but that’s still a long way off because he’s mostly paralyzed from the waist down). Most of this probably just seems like boring normalcy, but considering he was born with only 2% of his brain he shouldn’t be able to do ANY of this. The fact that he lived beyond his first birthday is a miracle in and of itself.
Noah hasn’t had a brain scan since he was three years old, so no one knows if his brain has grown more since then, but all indications are that he’s developing physically at a normal rate, and he’s developing well enough mentally that his parents recently enrolled him in a local elementary school- not any special education classes, a normal, mainstream school. It’s hard work for the parents, there’s tons of medical appointments, regular surgeries with lengthy recovery times, they had to shuttle Noah to a neurophysics center in Australia to help him learn how to sit upright. But they both agree he’s worth it.
This is what his mom Shelly has to say:  “I thank him every night before he goes to bed. I say ‘Noah, thank you for such a lovely day. I’ve loved my day.’ And he’ll say ‘I love you, Mummy. Night night.’”
https://nypost.com/2019/02/20/boy-born-without-brain-defies-odds-to-live/
https://www.theepochtimes.com/boy-born-with-2-percent-of-brain-defies-odds-learns-to-count-and-surf_2810231.html
https://www.cbc.ca/passionateeye/features/the-boy-born-without-a-brain-is-now-a-practical-joker-who-loves-playing-mar


I saw a video on him and his parents awhile back and it’s such a happy story. ^^ Just another invalid deformed beyond hope and destined to be a vegetable who should have been killed in the womb, amirite? 


This really speaks to cases where people think that killing a baby is “the right thing to do” because of probabilities and likelihoods.

greater-than-the-sword: recoveringvictorian: mccarthyites: mindblowingfactz: A boy born with just two percent of his brain has defied doc...

Apparently, Ass, and Family: 5 r/trees Good luck OP mY ENTIRE FAMILY JUST ATE MY CANNABUTTER WHAT DO i DO?? u/Dreamblook 1d Guys my naive mother used my CANNABUTTER to make dinner with. Apparently we were out of real butter and she used mine because she though it was "vegan butter". My entire family just eat chicken made with high quality cannabutter. I have around 45 mins before it kicks in.WHAT DO I DO GUYS? Edit-Sorry about the typo in the title I was in a hurry. Edit 2-Guys I know I can just come clean and tell them. I will if it gets to the point where they are freaking out or something. I'm trying very hard to avoid them ever having to know. Edit 3-No guys I'm not going to record it and embarrass my family for karma. Edit 4-l think they are starting to feel it. Still haven't told them anything. I think l am in denial about this whole thing. Edit 5-My mother just asked me if there was anything wrong with my vegan butter. I decided to tell her it was really old, so they will all just think they have food poisoning or something. Edit 6-1 think my sister is asleep My father is in some kind of trance with a giant smile on his face. He doesn't seem to be freaking out. My mother on the other hand,is going ape shit and wants to go the hospital. My uncle keeps on trying to talk her out of it, (because no one can drive so we would have to pay for an ambulance) Edit 7-Wtf guys my uncle is barely affected and laughs his ass off every time he looks at me. I think he knows. Mom accidentally cooks dinner with cannabutter and gets the whole family high.
Apparently, Ass, and Family: 5 r/trees Good luck OP
 mY ENTIRE FAMILY JUST ATE MY
 CANNABUTTER WHAT DO i DO??
 u/Dreamblook 1d
 Guys my naive mother used my CANNABUTTER to make
 dinner with. Apparently we were out of real butter and she used
 mine because she though it was "vegan butter". My entire
 family just eat chicken made with high quality cannabutter. I
 have around 45 mins before it kicks in.WHAT DO I DO GUYS?
 Edit-Sorry about the typo in the title I was in a hurry.
 Edit 2-Guys I know I can just come clean and tell them. I will if it
 gets to the point where they are freaking out or something. I'm
 trying very hard to avoid them ever having to know.
 Edit 3-No guys I'm not going to record it and embarrass my
 family for karma.
 Edit 4-l think they are starting to feel it. Still haven't told them
 anything. I think l am in denial about this whole thing.
 Edit 5-My mother just asked me if there was anything wrong
 with my vegan butter. I decided to tell her it was really old, so
 they will all just think they have food poisoning or something.
 Edit 6-1 think my sister is asleep My father is in some kind of
 trance with a giant smile on his face. He doesn't seem to be
 freaking out. My mother on the other hand,is going ape shit and
 wants to go the hospital. My uncle keeps on trying to talk her
 out of it, (because no one can drive so we would have to pay
 for an ambulance)
 Edit 7-Wtf guys my uncle is barely affected and laughs his ass
 off every time he looks at me. I think he knows.
Mom accidentally cooks dinner with cannabutter and gets the whole family high.

Mom accidentally cooks dinner with cannabutter and gets the whole family high.

Advice, Apparently, and Basketball: envyadams today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said thanks" and half of me tried to say "you're welcome" and the other half tried to say "no problem and i ended up saying 'your problem ea this post had me in tears I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they're not, so I'll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine and " have to pay a fee" and I walked in and firmly stated "I have to pee and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents) and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven't been back My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnof so I tried to say "quick and "tast at the same time and I ended up screaming "QUACK which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I'm okay in the middle and ended up saying "I'm gay. Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said "trick or treat and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me I was switching between Bye Deanna and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's uncomfortable. When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, "How are you doing? and "What's up? I ended up demanding "What are you doing here? something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended up saying "Tm really so amazing one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "Tm so pumped for the birds" and "Tm so hyped for the birds and instead i said "I'm so humped for birds Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniming me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like 'hello" or 'good morning" or "cute dog" or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying thank you I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between "my drink "MY KINK and my keys and ended up screaming I walked up to this register.in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she said have a good day, andi wanted to say You have a good day" and "You too" so it came out You have a good do do I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POS T This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day to a customer and said 'Have a nude gay!. Still haven't recovered. OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm oftern jumbled between 'have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out as "have a nice neigh" or "have a good date" or occasionally even "have a night die" When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said rice and mats" instead At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and some beef jerky and some other stu Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat products Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED was jerky since that's what they were eating before- As I turned to stop him from eating "meat- what I started to say was "oh no" but finished with "no don't INSTEAD i wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends hand A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a thank you with It's my pleasure and said "You're my pleasurel instead of "You're welcome" and my friend messed it up When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to get to the basketball court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to change it to "WALK" at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie. kellyoxenfree Source: archive95205 Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com
Advice, Apparently, and Basketball: envyadams
 today at work i let
 someone into a dressing
 room and they said
 thanks" and half of me
 tried to say "you're
 welcome" and the other
 half tried to say "no
 problem and i ended up
 saying 'your problem
 ea
 this post had me in tears
 I was hoping the notes would be full
 of similar stories, but they're not, so
 I'll add my story for anyone else
 looking for more laughs
 I had to go to a library to pay a fee
 and I was practicing in the car
 between "I have to pay a fine and "
 have to pay a fee" and I walked in
 and firmly stated "I have to pee and
 slapped a five dollar bill on the
 counter (the fee was like ten cents)
 and walked out. This was like three
 years ago and I still haven't been
 back
 My friend was driving and we were
 almost past our turnof so I tried to say
 "quick and "tast at the same time and
 I ended up screaming "QUACK which
 ended up with him judging me very
 hard and missing the turn
 Recently someone in class asked me how I
 was doing and I started off saying I was
 good but switched to I'm okay in the middle
 and ended up saying "I'm gay.
 Which, while kind of accurate, was not
 what I meant to announce to my
 classmate
 This Halloween I was handing out candy and
 a child said "trick or treat and I smiled gave
 them their candy and apparently my mouth
 betrayed me and I said "Merry Christmas" and
 proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky
 for answers while their mother laughed at me
 I was switching between Bye Deanna
 and "Goodbye and I ended up saying "Go Die
 Sometimes I try to say "I fucking love you but it
 comes out in the wrong order and then everyone's
 uncomfortable.
 When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still
 getting used to greeting customers as they came in the
 door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to
 say, "How are you doing? and "What's up? I ended up
 demanding "What are you doing here?
 something really cool happened once at the office and i
 started to say "im so amazed but halfway through my
 mind changed to "that's really amazing and i just ended
 up saying "Tm really so amazing
 one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds
 were just beginning to come out again and i went to say "Tm
 so pumped for the birds" and "Tm so hyped for the birds and
 instead i said "I'm so humped for birds
 Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his
 dog and the dog came to me and started sniming me and I was in
 such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to
 say like 'hello" or 'good morning" or "cute dog" or something like
 that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and
 saying thank you
 I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but
 dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got
 caught between "my drink
 "MY KINK
 and my keys
 and ended up screaming
 I walked up to this register.in a target. When the cashier finished
 checking me out she said have a good day, andi wanted to say You
 have a good day" and "You too" so it came out You have a good do
 do
 I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
 AT THIS FUCKING POS T
 This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day
 to a customer and said 'Have a nude gay!. Still haven't recovered.
 OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i'm oftern jumbled
 between 'have a nice night and have a good day" so often it comes out
 as "have a nice neigh" or "have a good date" or occasionally even "have a night
 die"
 When I interviewed for my lab position I tried to ask how much I would have to
 handle the mice and rats but I was nervous so I actually said rice and mats" instead
 At DnD my friends and I were eating snacks, like you do. We had some chips and
 some beef jerky and some other stu
 Now one of my friends is a vegetarian, and he was steering clear of most of the meat
 products
 Out of the corner of my eye I see my other pal offer him a bag of what I ASSUMED
 was jerky since that's what they were eating before-
 As I turned to stop him from eating "meat- what I started to say was "oh no" but
 finished with "no don't
 INSTEAD i wound up screaming "ODIN and crushing the harmless chip in my friends
 hand
 A friend who worked in retail once told me that their manager wanted them to respond to a
 thank you with It's my pleasure
 and said "You're my pleasurel
 instead of "You're welcome" and my friend messed it up
 When I was sixteen, I was a lifeguard at the YMCA and you could shortcut through the pool to
 get to the basketball court. A lot of hyped up kids would pass through and run on the slippery
 tile, so l'd have to tell them to stop. Once, I was about to yell, "DONT RUN," and tried to
 change it to "WALK" at the last second but I ended up just bellowing "RUNI at a couple of
 preteens who did in fact, make for the door like they were in a horror movie.
 kellyoxenfree Source: archive95205
Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com

Found this old thread with new stories in it. I hope people keep adding more.advice-animal.tumblr.com