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Anime, Dumb, and Fucking: dodecahedrondream rebe83 frogrets a guy walked into the cafe earlier. he was wearing what looked like an expensive orange turtleneck, and had his hair styled up like an anime character and honestly he looked like he was having a great time. anyway he came up and ordered, and i gave him a table number and said i'd bring his order over shortly. he smiled and went over to his table. when his coffee was ready, i took it over to him and set it on the table and said that i hope he enjoyed the coffee and that he has a good day. he thanked me for being really nice to him, and that he isn't used to being treated like this because he gets a lot of strange looks from people. i told him that it was no problem and that i thought his turtleneck looked really nice on him. as i went to walk away, he stopped me and said 'you're really nice, so i want to let you in on a secret'. at this point i looked up towards my coworkers, who were motioning for me to go back over to them but at the same time i really wanted to know what the secret was, so i politely said 'uh, sure'. he seemed fairly trustworthy. it was a public place anyway, so he couldn't really do anything. anyway. he proceeded to turn away from the other customers and just fucking. took the top of his turtleneck off. he explained that he cut the bottom of this long shirt and added velcro to the ends of it to make it a turtleneck, he held it in his hands and said 'i'm a liar, everyone thinks it's a turtleneck, but it isn't. it's great to have dumb secrets.' and then put the fabric back around his neck and thanked me for his coffee again, i'm kind of scared now. what does this man know? frogrets OH NO I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT Source: frogrets How would that even work?
Anime, Dumb, and Fucking: dodecahedrondream
 rebe83
 frogrets
 a guy walked into the cafe earlier. he was
 wearing what looked like an expensive orange
 turtleneck, and had his hair styled up like an
 anime character and honestly he looked like
 he was having a great time. anyway he came
 up and ordered, and i gave him a table number
 and said i'd bring his order over shortly. he
 smiled and went over to his table. when his
 coffee was ready, i took it over to him and set
 it on the table and said that i hope he enjoyed
 the coffee and that he has a good day. he
 thanked me for being really nice to him, and
 that he isn't used to being treated like this
 because he gets a lot of strange looks from
 people. i told him that it was no problem
 and that i thought his turtleneck looked
 really nice on him. as i went to walk away, he
 stopped me and said 'you're really nice, so i
 want to let you in on a secret'. at this point i
 looked up towards my coworkers, who were
 motioning for me to go back over to them
 but at the same time i really wanted to know
 what the secret was, so i politely said 'uh,
 sure'. he seemed fairly trustworthy. it was a
 public place anyway, so he couldn't really do
 anything. anyway. he proceeded to turn away
 from the other customers and just fucking.
 took the top of his turtleneck off. he explained
 that he cut the bottom of this long shirt and
 added velcro to the ends of it to make it a
 turtleneck, he held it in his hands and said 'i'm
 a liar, everyone thinks it's a turtleneck, but
 it isn't. it's great to have dumb secrets.' and
 then put the fabric back around his neck and
 thanked me for his coffee again, i'm kind of
 scared now. what does this man know?
 frogrets
 OH NO I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT
 Source: frogrets
How would that even work?

How would that even work?

Andre 3000, Complex, and Dope: Ballerific Kicks: Andre 3000 Drops Tretorn Collaboration @balleralert Ballerific Kicks: Andre 3000 Drops Tretorn Collaboration- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Andre3000 teamed up with Swedish shoe company- Tretorn as a creative director earlier this year. Now the iconic artist and 1-2 of the legendary duo Outkast will release a new footwear collection. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The “I, André Benjamin will not draw in class” collection is a capsule collection featuring 10 designs that were inspired by Tretorn's prep legacy. With quilted suede designs, Velcro high-tops to rugby-like shoes, the diverse designs make this collection a must-have. Ranging from $85- $250, these kicks are as affordable as they are dope. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In a statement from the brand, Andre stated, “Growing up, we'd all put our personal stamp onto the blank canvas of the Nylite and I'd sketch out my own designs. This collaboration felt like fun because it brought me back to that place of personalizing these original designs.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ These beauties dropped at Complex Con this previous weekend. You copping or nah?
Andre 3000, Complex, and Dope: Ballerific Kicks: Andre 3000 Drops
 Tretorn Collaboration
 @balleralert
Ballerific Kicks: Andre 3000 Drops Tretorn Collaboration- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Andre3000 teamed up with Swedish shoe company- Tretorn as a creative director earlier this year. Now the iconic artist and 1-2 of the legendary duo Outkast will release a new footwear collection. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The “I, André Benjamin will not draw in class” collection is a capsule collection featuring 10 designs that were inspired by Tretorn's prep legacy. With quilted suede designs, Velcro high-tops to rugby-like shoes, the diverse designs make this collection a must-have. Ranging from $85- $250, these kicks are as affordable as they are dope. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In a statement from the brand, Andre stated, “Growing up, we'd all put our personal stamp onto the blank canvas of the Nylite and I'd sketch out my own designs. This collaboration felt like fun because it brought me back to that place of personalizing these original designs.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ These beauties dropped at Complex Con this previous weekend. You copping or nah?

Ballerific Kicks: Andre 3000 Drops Tretorn Collaboration- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Andre3000 teamed up with Sw...

Tumblr, Blog, and How To: dumbmemesstupidteens: How To Open Velcro Without It Making A Sound **LIFESAVING LIFEHACK***
Tumblr, Blog, and How To: dumbmemesstupidteens:
How To Open Velcro Without It Making A Sound **LIFESAVING LIFEHACK***

dumbmemesstupidteens: How To Open Velcro Without It Making A Sound **LIFESAVING LIFEHACK***

Nasa, Shoes, and Tumblr: Please Pick which easiest? Your Answer SOLVE media is Captcha? rocket science tying shoes quantum physics brain surgery foreign economic policy making WNLOAD <p><a href="http://last-snowfall.tumblr.com/post/119299182505/keantha-thejunglenook-ballpointpun" class="tumblr_blog">last-snowfall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keantha.tumblr.com/post/71363368590/thejunglenook-ballpointpun-somewhere-a" class="tumblr_blog">keantha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thejunglenook.tumblr.com/post/70343664701/ballpointpun-kuzuryiff-sweating" class="tumblr_blog">thejunglenook</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ballpointpun.tumblr.com/post/70314394926/kuzuryiff-sweating-profusely" class="tumblr_blog">ballpointpun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.</p> </blockquote> <p>When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t <i>rocket science</i>.”</p> <p>There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.<br/>“No” he agrees, “this <i>isn’t</i> rocket science. That I can do. <i>This</i> is some sadistic step designed specifically<i> to torture rocket scientists</i>.”</p> <p>And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogged for that story</p> </blockquote> <p>Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.</p> </blockquote>
Nasa, Shoes, and Tumblr: Please Pick
 which
 easiest?
 Your Answer
 SOLVE media
 is Captcha?
 rocket science
 tying shoes
 quantum physics
 brain surgery
 foreign economic policy making
 WNLOAD
<p><a href="http://last-snowfall.tumblr.com/post/119299182505/keantha-thejunglenook-ballpointpun" class="tumblr_blog">last-snowfall</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://keantha.tumblr.com/post/71363368590/thejunglenook-ballpointpun-somewhere-a" class="tumblr_blog">keantha</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thejunglenook.tumblr.com/post/70343664701/ballpointpun-kuzuryiff-sweating" class="tumblr_blog">thejunglenook</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ballpointpun.tumblr.com/post/70314394926/kuzuryiff-sweating-profusely" class="tumblr_blog">ballpointpun</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t <i>rocket science</i>.”</p>
<p>There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.<br/>“No” he agrees, “this <i>isn’t</i> rocket science. That I can do. <i>This</i> is some sadistic step designed specifically<i> to torture rocket scientists</i>.”</p>
<p>And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Reblogged for that story</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.</p>
</blockquote>

last-snowfall: keantha: thejunglenook: ballpointpun: Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who...

Crying, Dad, and Friends: THIS BOY CAME CRYING TO HIM BECAUSE HE WAS LOST, BUT HE WAS SHOCKED WITH HIS PARENTS RESPONSE While I was in uniform waiting for my flight home from training across the country, a little boy, maybe about three or four, walked up to me crying and asked if I was Gl Joe and if could help him find his parents. Of course l agreed, hoisted him up onto my shoulders so he might be able to spot them, and walked around the terminal towards the help desk asking him what color shirts his parents were wearing, if he knew where they all were travelling to, etc. just to hopefully identify and find them faster. I took the velcro US ARMY tab off my uniform and gave it to him to keep (kids love those things for some reason) and show off to his friends when he got home. He eventually stopped crying because he knew he was going to find his parents with Gl Joe on his side.) When we did find them (at the help desk, nonetheless), his mom roughly snatched him from my shoulders and the father loudly accused me of trying to kidnap and molest his son. They were making a general scene, causing people to stop and look at a pair of parents accusing me of essentially being a monster. Basically I was being belittled and made to feel like nothing and the biggest scumbag ever. But, as the parents were storming off with the boy, he turned around, smiled, said "Thanks for helping me find my Mom and Dad!" and waved the velcro tab in his hand, so I felt a little better and people who witnessed what had just happened understood I was just trying to help the kid Share this if you think this man did the right thing and every man shouldn't be viewed as a child molester. <p>Kid Comes Crying To Him Because He Was Lost. But Is Shocked With The Boy’s Parent’s Response.</p>
Crying, Dad, and Friends: THIS BOY CAME CRYING TO HIM BECAUSE HE WAS LOST, BUT
 HE WAS SHOCKED WITH HIS PARENTS RESPONSE
 While I was in uniform waiting for my flight home from
 training across the country, a little boy, maybe about three or
 four, walked up to me crying and asked if I was Gl Joe and if
 could help him find his parents.
 Of course l agreed, hoisted him up onto my shoulders so he
 might be able to spot them, and walked around the terminal
 towards the help desk asking him what color shirts his
 parents were wearing, if he knew where they all were
 travelling to, etc. just to hopefully identify and find them
 faster. I took the velcro US ARMY tab off my uniform and
 gave it to him to keep (kids love those things for some
 reason) and show off to his friends when he got home. He
 eventually stopped crying because he knew he was going to
 find his parents with Gl Joe on his side.)
 When we did find them (at the help desk, nonetheless), his
 mom roughly snatched him from my shoulders and the
 father loudly accused me of trying to kidnap and molest his
 son. They were making a general scene, causing people to
 stop and look at a pair of parents accusing me of essentially
 being a monster. Basically I was being belittled and made to
 feel like nothing and the biggest scumbag ever.
 But, as the parents were storming off with the boy, he turned
 around, smiled, said "Thanks for helping me find my Mom
 and Dad!" and waved the velcro tab in his hand, so I felt a
 little better and people who witnessed what had just
 happened understood I was just trying to help the kid
 Share this if you think this man did the right thing and every
 man shouldn't be viewed as a child molester.
<p>Kid Comes Crying To Him Because He Was Lost. But Is Shocked With The Boy’s Parent’s Response.</p>

Kid Comes Crying To Him Because He Was Lost. But Is Shocked With The Boy’s Parent’s Response.