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Meme, Math, and Make A: X 111° Friend: you cant possibly make a meme using math and expect people to understand it
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Friend: you cant possibly make a meme using math and expect people to understand it

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Arguing, Ass, and Ass Eating: The Head Problem This is a serious debate that threatens to tear us all apart, so I will attempt to give my final opinion on the matter in a civil manner. Firstly, because the picture asking the question was an edit of the original which changed the order of the girls, I will not be considering the characteristics of the Chipettes. I will focus solely on the Chipmunks (being Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.) Now, for the first point of contention, I would like to prove that the Chipmunks blowjobs instead of having their asses eaten as some people would have it. actually receiving are To understand this, we need to talk about perspective. Perspective is drawing an image so that it is as seen by the eye, adding depth to a two-dimensional picture. (The original photo. I'm sorry for showing you this.) So, what does that have to do with the heights of the Chipettes? Simply put, they look lower on the bodies of the Chipmunks than they actually are due to an angled perspective We can tell from these uneven perspective lines that we are not looking at this from a linear view but an angled view. The Chipettes appear lower than they actually are because the perspective is above the action looking down (Blue is the edges of the visible image, red is based on the perspective lines) |From a linear perspective, the Chipettes' mouths would be at the right height to be |giving the Chipmunks the head they are purported to have received. This confirms | that they are actually receiving blowjobs and that the original question is valid, while at the same time disproving the ass-eating theory. Now that we know that the Chipmunks are continue to discuss which chipmunk is getting the best head. truly getting head, we can As we can see, Alvin has his hand on Eleanor's head, and as one user suggested, this indicates that Alvin feels he needs to put in some work to improve the head he's getting, meaning it's not top quality. His grip on the couch does not appear particularly strong either due to very little bunching of the fabric in his hand, indicated by the single line. A Based on Alvin's eyes, you might assume he is in severe ecstasy, but in actuality his head is still forward instead of pressing back against the couch. The head he got was not enough to make him completely lose his posture, making it the weakest The head Theodore received was enough to send him into complete limp ecstasy. While some would say Theodore has fallen asleep due to lack of stimulus, the arch of his brow suggests a conscious (if not voluntary) effort. How far his mouth is open also supports an involuntary ecstatic reaction. It is also worth noting that Theodore, being obese, has the least constitution out of the chipmunks and his lack of endurance likely makes him run out of stamina and produce this reaction even if the head he receives is not as good. Simon is the one getting the best head. His head is forward as he crunches his body forwards in sheer exhiliration. The amount of stimulus is enough to make Simon try to push Brittney away as opposed to pulling her towards him like Alvin. His feet are curled long enough to push his shoes off, which is another involuntary reaction. While you may argue his expression is softer and therefore more tame, argue it represents pure ecstasy. If we look at Brittney's arm, we can see that she's using her hand to enhance the experience. This, however, only applies to the original, unaltered image, and due to the dispute over which picture to use, I will not be taking that as evidence. What we do know is that Simon's head is so good that he not only cannot maintain posture but is suffering muscle contractions due to the pleasure provided In conclusion, while I find Simon to be the winner, Theodorists have grounds for a solid second-place argument challenging Simon. Alvinists, go home. I'm gonna go kill myself now an interesting debate
Arguing, Ass, and Ass Eating: The Head Problem
 This is a serious debate that threatens to tear us all
 apart, so I will attempt to give my final opinion on the
 matter in a civil manner. Firstly, because the picture
 asking the question was an edit of the original which
 changed the order of the girls, I will not be
 considering the characteristics of the Chipettes. I will
 focus solely on the Chipmunks (being Alvin, Simon,
 and Theodore.)
 Now, for the first point of contention, I would like to
 prove that the Chipmunks
 blowjobs instead of having their asses eaten as some
 people would have it.
 actually receiving
 are
 To understand this, we
 need to talk about
 perspective. Perspective
 is drawing an image so
 that it is as seen by the
 eye, adding depth to a
 two-dimensional picture.
 (The original photo. I'm sorry for
 showing you this.)
 So, what does that have to do with the heights of the
 Chipettes? Simply put, they look lower on the bodies of
 the Chipmunks than they actually are due to an angled
 perspective
 We can tell from
 these uneven
 perspective lines
 that we are not
 looking at this from
 a linear view but an
 angled view.
 The Chipettes appear lower
 than they actually are
 because the perspective is
 above the action looking
 down
 (Blue is the edges of the visible image,
 red is based on the perspective lines)
 |From a linear perspective, the Chipettes'
 mouths would be at the right height to be
 |giving the Chipmunks the head they are
 purported to have received. This confirms
 | that they are actually receiving blowjobs
 and that the original question is valid, while
 at the same time disproving the ass-eating
 theory. Now that we know that the
 Chipmunks are
 continue to discuss which chipmunk is
 getting the best head.
 truly getting head, we can
 As we can see, Alvin has his hand
 on Eleanor's head, and as one user
 suggested, this indicates that
 Alvin feels he needs to put in
 some work to improve the head
 he's getting, meaning it's not top
 quality. His grip on the couch
 does not appear particularly
 strong either due to very little
 bunching of the fabric in his hand,
 indicated by the single line.
 A
 Based on Alvin's eyes, you might assume he is in severe ecstasy,
 but in actuality his head is still forward instead of pressing back
 against the couch. The head he got was not enough to make him
 completely lose his posture, making it the weakest
 The head Theodore received was
 enough to send him into
 complete limp ecstasy. While
 some would say Theodore has
 fallen asleep due to lack of
 stimulus, the arch of his brow
 suggests a conscious (if not
 voluntary) effort. How far his
 mouth is open also supports an
 involuntary ecstatic reaction.
 It is also worth noting that Theodore, being obese, has the
 least constitution out of the chipmunks and his lack of
 endurance likely makes him run out of stamina and
 produce this reaction even if the head he receives is not as
 good.
 Simon is the one getting the best head.
 His head is forward as he crunches his
 body forwards in sheer exhiliration. The
 amount of stimulus is enough to make
 Simon try to push Brittney away as
 opposed to pulling her towards him like
 Alvin. His feet are curled long enough
 to push his shoes off, which is another
 involuntary reaction. While you may
 argue his expression is softer and
 therefore more tame, argue it
 represents pure ecstasy.
 If we look at Brittney's arm, we can see that she's using her hand to enhance
 the experience. This, however, only applies to the original, unaltered image,
 and due to the dispute over which picture to use, I will not be taking that as
 evidence. What we do know is that Simon's head is so good that he not only
 cannot maintain posture but is suffering muscle contractions due to the
 pleasure provided
 In conclusion, while I find
 Simon to be the winner,
 Theodorists have grounds
 for a solid second-place
 argument challenging
 Simon. Alvinists, go home.
 I'm gonna go kill myself now
an interesting debate

an interesting debate

Arguing, Ass, and Ass Eating: The Head Problem This is a serious debate that threatens to tear us all apart, so I will attempt to give my final opinion on the matter in a civil manner. Firstly, because the picture asking the question was an edit of the original which changed the order of the girls, I will not be considering the characteristics of the Chipettes. I will focus solely on the Chipmunks (being Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.) Now, for the first point of contention, I would like to prove that the Chipmunks blowjobs instead of having their asses eaten as some people would have it. actually receiving are To understand this, we need to talk about perspective. Perspective is drawing an image so that it is as seen by the eye, adding depth to a two-dimensional picture. (The original photo. I'm sorry for showing you this.) So, what does that have to do with the heights of the Chipettes? Simply put, they look lower on the bodies of the Chipmunks than they actually are due to an angled perspective We can tell from these uneven perspective lines that we are not looking at this from a linear view but an angled view. The Chipettes appear lower than they actually are because the perspective is above the action looking down (Blue is the edges of the visible image, red is based on the perspective lines) |From a linear perspective, the Chipettes' mouths would be at the right height to be |giving the Chipmunks the head they are purported to have received. This confirms | that they are actually receiving blowjobs and that the original question is valid, while at the same time disproving the ass-eating theory. Now that we know that the Chipmunks are continue to discuss which chipmunk is getting the best head. truly getting head, we can As we can see, Alvin has his hand on Eleanor's head, and as one user suggested, this indicates that Alvin feels he needs to put in some work to improve the head he's getting, meaning it's not top quality. His grip on the couch does not appear particularly strong either due to very little bunching of the fabric in his hand, indicated by the single line. A Based on Alvin's eyes, you might assume he is in severe ecstasy, but in actuality his head is still forward instead of pressing back against the couch. The head he got was not enough to make him completely lose his posture, making it the weakest The head Theodore received was enough to send him into complete limp ecstasy. While some would say Theodore has fallen asleep due to lack of stimulus, the arch of his brow suggests a conscious (if not voluntary) effort. How far his mouth is open also supports an involuntary ecstatic reaction. It is also worth noting that Theodore, being obese, has the least constitution out of the chipmunks and his lack of endurance likely makes him run out of stamina and produce this reaction even if the head he receives is not as good. Simon is the one getting the best head. His head is forward as he crunches his body forwards in sheer exhiliration. The amount of stimulus is enough to make Simon try to push Brittney away as opposed to pulling her towards him like Alvin. His feet are curled long enough to push his shoes off, which is another involuntary reaction. While you may argue his expression is softer and therefore more tame, argue it represents pure ecstasy. If we look at Brittney's arm, we can see that she's using her hand to enhance the experience. This, however, only applies to the original, unaltered image, and due to the dispute over which picture to use, I will not be taking that as evidence. What we do know is that Simon's head is so good that he not only cannot maintain posture but is suffering muscle contractions due to the pleasure provided In conclusion, while I find Simon to be the winner, Theodorists have grounds for a solid second-place argument challenging Simon. Alvinists, go home. I'm gonna go kill myself now The real proof
Arguing, Ass, and Ass Eating: The Head Problem
 This is a serious debate that threatens to tear us all
 apart, so I will attempt to give my final opinion on the
 matter in a civil manner. Firstly, because the picture
 asking the question was an edit of the original which
 changed the order of the girls, I will not be
 considering the characteristics of the Chipettes. I will
 focus solely on the Chipmunks (being Alvin, Simon,
 and Theodore.)
 Now, for the first point of contention, I would like to
 prove that the Chipmunks
 blowjobs instead of having their asses eaten as some
 people would have it.
 actually receiving
 are
 To understand this, we
 need to talk about
 perspective. Perspective
 is drawing an image so
 that it is as seen by the
 eye, adding depth to a
 two-dimensional picture.
 (The original photo. I'm sorry for
 showing you this.)
 So, what does that have to do with the heights of the
 Chipettes? Simply put, they look lower on the bodies of
 the Chipmunks than they actually are due to an angled
 perspective
 We can tell from
 these uneven
 perspective lines
 that we are not
 looking at this from
 a linear view but an
 angled view.
 The Chipettes appear lower
 than they actually are
 because the perspective is
 above the action looking
 down
 (Blue is the edges of the visible image,
 red is based on the perspective lines)
 |From a linear perspective, the Chipettes'
 mouths would be at the right height to be
 |giving the Chipmunks the head they are
 purported to have received. This confirms
 | that they are actually receiving blowjobs
 and that the original question is valid, while
 at the same time disproving the ass-eating
 theory. Now that we know that the
 Chipmunks are
 continue to discuss which chipmunk is
 getting the best head.
 truly getting head, we can
 As we can see, Alvin has his hand
 on Eleanor's head, and as one user
 suggested, this indicates that
 Alvin feels he needs to put in
 some work to improve the head
 he's getting, meaning it's not top
 quality. His grip on the couch
 does not appear particularly
 strong either due to very little
 bunching of the fabric in his hand,
 indicated by the single line.
 A
 Based on Alvin's eyes, you might assume he is in severe ecstasy,
 but in actuality his head is still forward instead of pressing back
 against the couch. The head he got was not enough to make him
 completely lose his posture, making it the weakest
 The head Theodore received was
 enough to send him into
 complete limp ecstasy. While
 some would say Theodore has
 fallen asleep due to lack of
 stimulus, the arch of his brow
 suggests a conscious (if not
 voluntary) effort. How far his
 mouth is open also supports an
 involuntary ecstatic reaction.
 It is also worth noting that Theodore, being obese, has the
 least constitution out of the chipmunks and his lack of
 endurance likely makes him run out of stamina and
 produce this reaction even if the head he receives is not as
 good.
 Simon is the one getting the best head.
 His head is forward as he crunches his
 body forwards in sheer exhiliration. The
 amount of stimulus is enough to make
 Simon try to push Brittney away as
 opposed to pulling her towards him like
 Alvin. His feet are curled long enough
 to push his shoes off, which is another
 involuntary reaction. While you may
 argue his expression is softer and
 therefore more tame, argue it
 represents pure ecstasy.
 If we look at Brittney's arm, we can see that she's using her hand to enhance
 the experience. This, however, only applies to the original, unaltered image,
 and due to the dispute over which picture to use, I will not be taking that as
 evidence. What we do know is that Simon's head is so good that he not only
 cannot maintain posture but is suffering muscle contractions due to the
 pleasure provided
 In conclusion, while I find
 Simon to be the winner,
 Theodorists have grounds
 for a solid second-place
 argument challenging
 Simon. Alvinists, go home.
 I'm gonna go kill myself now
The real proof

The real proof

Bad, Best Friend, and Creepy: @ 95% .I Fido LTE 4:29 PM r/TallGirls + JOIN u/talldutchelady 2h Thought i would share these creepy messages on here, What's your experience with creepy guys that fetishize your height? Discussion [- from sent an hour ago Well, I am an honest person so I should be honest with you. I find tall women attractive, especially if they are curvy and work out as well. I've only had one girlfriend in my entire life and she was my best friend. She was very tall and very curvy and she was a very important person in my life. Given that I've just admitted that you, you're probably wondering why I'm treating you like an actual human being aren't vou? -] from sent 58 minutes ago Are you kidding me!? 6'4"1? Now I can understand why maybe in the Netherlands some guys just aren't interested in you. I'm not saying that your height is bad thing at all but I understand that it can cause a lot of social alienation when you're a female. This is what I get for being honest, I'm 5'4" and I'm a guy. The only reason why I get a lot of women that flirt with me is that I happen to be very good-looking. Well, I wrote that because I figured it would be unfair to not tell you how tall I am if I asked you your helght. I am short for a guy but because I'm so fuckable that doesn't stop women from flirting with me. I've literally had women stop their car and cat-call me as I was walking several times in my life. Women don't just stop for anyone! t2 T, Share 5 Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL EnHimmselkDrog 1h I am the author of those private messages. I didn't know this would be posted for the public to see. Normally I wouldn't waste my time on this but I think it would be best for me to give a response and explain my side of this ridiculous post. Before I begin I need to ask this, can a moderator remove this post for violating the rules? Add a comment This is following my post below. He admitted that this was his post
Bad, Best Friend, and Creepy: @ 95%
 .I Fido LTE
 4:29 PM
 r/TallGirls
 + JOIN
 u/talldutchelady 2h
 Thought i would share these creepy
 messages on here, What's your experience
 with creepy guys that fetishize your
 height?
 Discussion
 [- from
 sent an hour ago
 Well, I am an honest person so I should be honest with you. I find tall women attractive, especially if they are curvy
 and work out as well. I've only had one girlfriend in my entire life and she was my best friend. She was very tall and
 very curvy and she was a very important person in my life.
 Given that I've just admitted that you, you're probably wondering why I'm treating you like an actual human being
 aren't vou?
 -] from
 sent 58 minutes ago
 Are you kidding me!? 6'4"1? Now I can understand why maybe in the Netherlands some guys just aren't interested in
 you. I'm not saying that your height is bad thing at all but I understand that it can cause a lot of social alienation
 when you're a female.
 This is what I get for being honest, I'm 5'4" and I'm a guy. The only reason why I get a lot of women that flirt with me
 is that I happen to be very good-looking.
 Well, I wrote that because I figured it would be unfair to not tell you how tall I am if I asked you your helght. I am
 short for a guy but because I'm so fuckable that doesn't stop women from flirting with me. I've literally had women
 stop their car and cat-call me as I was walking several times in my life. Women don't just stop for anyone!
 t2
 T, Share
 5
 Award
 SINGLE COMMENT THREAD
 VIEW ALL
 EnHimmselkDrog 1h
 I am the author of those private messages. I didn't
 know this would be posted for the public to see.
 Normally I wouldn't waste my time on this but I think it
 would be best for me to give a response and explain my
 side of this ridiculous post.
 Before I begin I need to ask this, can a moderator
 remove this post for violating the rules?
 Add a comment
This is following my post below. He admitted that this was his post

This is following my post below. He admitted that this was his post