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Two Kids: Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…
Two Kids: Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…

Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…

Two Kids: Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…
Two Kids: Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…

Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…

Two Kids: Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…
Two Kids: Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…

Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…

Two Kids: Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…
Two Kids: Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…

Saw two kids trying to buy beer earlier…

Two Kids: Two kids being cute
Two Kids: Two kids being cute

Two kids being cute

Two Kids: I bash two kids to get this
Two Kids: I bash two kids to get this

I bash two kids to get this

Two Kids: Wishing a happy 14th birthday to my fur queen! She’s been with me through college, multiple breakups, marriage, and two kids. Cheers to 14 more years little foot!
Two Kids: Wishing a happy 14th birthday to my fur queen! She’s been with me through college, multiple breakups, marriage, and two kids. Cheers to 14 more years little foot!

Wishing a happy 14th birthday to my fur queen! She’s been with me through college, multiple breakups, marriage, and two kids. Cheers to 1...

Two Kids: Wait.. isn’t Goku too, well I would say innocent, but he already has two kids so it’s more st- WAIT A MINUTE BOTH HIM AND VEGETA ARE MARRIED
Two Kids: Wait.. isn’t Goku too, well I would say innocent, but he already has two kids so it’s more st- WAIT A MINUTE BOTH HIM AND VEGETA ARE MARRIED

Wait.. isn’t Goku too, well I would say innocent, but he already has two kids so it’s more st- WAIT A MINUTE BOTH HIM AND VEGETA ARE MARRIED

Two Kids: In Spider-Man 2 (2004), the two kids giving Peter his mask back in the subway car were played by his half brothers, Jopaul and Weston Epp
Two Kids: In Spider-Man 2 (2004), the two kids giving Peter his mask back in the subway car were played by his half brothers, Jopaul and Weston Epp

In Spider-Man 2 (2004), the two kids giving Peter his mask back in the subway car were played by his half brothers, Jopaul and Weston Epp

Two Kids: She lost custody of her two kids and this is her focus
Two Kids: She lost custody of her two kids and this is her focus

She lost custody of her two kids and this is her focus

Two Kids: Just two kids having fun, plane and simple
Two Kids: Just two kids having fun, plane and simple

Just two kids having fun, plane and simple

Two Kids: Two kids hogging the couch. Jax(right) and Archie(left)
Two Kids: Two kids hogging the couch. Jax(right) and Archie(left)

Two kids hogging the couch. Jax(right) and Archie(left)

Two Kids: She’s a grown ass woman with two kids
Two Kids: She’s a grown ass woman with two kids

She’s a grown ass woman with two kids

Two Kids: How to act normal sneaking in to bars when you're two kids in a trench coat and a beard from the dollar store
Two Kids: How to act normal sneaking in to bars when you're two kids in a trench coat and a beard from the dollar store

How to act normal sneaking in to bars when you're two kids in a trench coat and a beard from the dollar store

Two Kids: A dad beat two kids every day for 18 years. This is what happened to his relationship
Two Kids: A dad beat two kids every day for 18 years. This is what happened to his relationship

A dad beat two kids every day for 18 years. This is what happened to his relationship

Two Kids: Two kids play cello for their self-isolated elderly neighbor in Columbus, Ohio
Two Kids: Two kids play cello for their self-isolated elderly neighbor in Columbus, Ohio

Two kids play cello for their self-isolated elderly neighbor in Columbus, Ohio

Two Kids: These two kids are the newest arrivals at Odd Man Inn Animal Refuge
Two Kids: These two kids are the newest arrivals at Odd Man Inn Animal Refuge

These two kids are the newest arrivals at Odd Man Inn Animal Refuge

Two Kids: Jontron Two Kids Gon Die Tonight deep fried template
Two Kids: Jontron Two Kids Gon Die Tonight deep fried template

Jontron Two Kids Gon Die Tonight deep fried template

Two Kids: prismatic-bell: the-invisible-self: pulmonary-poultry: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: mandalorianreynolds: kuriquinn: prismatic-bell: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: prismatic-bell: broken-bits-of-dreams: prismatic-bell: aiko-mori-hates-pedos: artbymoga: Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012… Good post OP Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty. WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice. 2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time. 3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy). So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.) Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers: Much appreciated. I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit …I sadly have more bullshit to report. “removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot. …goddamnit Let’s try this again I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold. Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!
Two Kids: prismatic-bell:
the-invisible-self:

pulmonary-poultry:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:


mandalorianreynolds:

kuriquinn:

prismatic-bell:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:


prismatic-bell:


broken-bits-of-dreams:

prismatic-bell:


aiko-mori-hates-pedos:

artbymoga:
Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

Good post OP


Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.


WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC

Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 

1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.

2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.

3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” 

Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. 

Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 

4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).


So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)


Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:








Much appreciated.


I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit



…I sadly have more bullshit to report.

“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.



…goddamnit







Let’s try this again



I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold. 

Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!

prismatic-bell: the-invisible-self: pulmonary-poultry: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: mandalorianreynolds: kuriquinn: prismatic-bell...

Two Kids: My cat looks like her cheating wife just left her with two kids and three bank loans and honestly, mood.
Two Kids: My cat looks like her cheating wife just left her with two kids and three bank loans and honestly, mood.

My cat looks like her cheating wife just left her with two kids and three bank loans and honestly, mood.

Two Kids: Two kids trying to pull a large ship
Two Kids: Two kids trying to pull a large ship

Two kids trying to pull a large ship

Two Kids: In my home town, a 27 year old female teacher was caught having sexual relations with a 16 year old boy. Some girl posted this on Facebook. She has two kids.
Two Kids: In my home town, a 27 year old female teacher was caught having sexual relations with a 16 year old boy. Some girl posted this on Facebook. She has two kids.

In my home town, a 27 year old female teacher was caught having sexual relations with a 16 year old boy. Some girl posted this on Faceboo...

Two Kids: There are literally two kids in the back of the class playing Scrabble
Two Kids: There are literally two kids in the back of the class playing Scrabble

There are literally two kids in the back of the class playing Scrabble

Two Kids: So far my set up. Being a father of two kids, you gotta buy Goodwill Monitors until you can get better ones! I'm still happy to be a part of PCMR.
Two Kids: So far my set up. Being a father of two kids, you gotta buy Goodwill Monitors until you can get better ones! I'm still happy to be a part of PCMR.

So far my set up. Being a father of two kids, you gotta buy Goodwill Monitors until you can get better ones! I'm still happy to be a part...

Two Kids: Two kids playing on a under-construction motorway ca. 1970-74
Two Kids: Two kids playing on a under-construction motorway ca. 1970-74

Two kids playing on a under-construction motorway ca. 1970-74

Two Kids: My girlfriend got this from two kids in her class motherfucker
Two Kids: My girlfriend got this from two kids in her class motherfucker

My girlfriend got this from two kids in her class motherfucker

Two Kids: These two kids on my MC server
Two Kids: These two kids on my MC server

These two kids on my MC server

Two Kids: Hercules (1997) The two kids/demons trapped behind the rock ask someone to call "IX I I", Roman numerals for 911
Two Kids: Hercules (1997) The two kids/demons trapped behind the rock ask someone to call "IX I I", Roman numerals for 911

Hercules (1997) The two kids/demons trapped behind the rock ask someone to call "IX I I", Roman numerals for 911

Two Kids: On a post about two kids who were caught in the bathroom at a local middle school
Two Kids: On a post about two kids who were caught in the bathroom at a local middle school

On a post about two kids who were caught in the bathroom at a local middle school

Two Kids: On a post about two kids who were caught in the bathroom at a local middle school
Two Kids: On a post about two kids who were caught in the bathroom at a local middle school

On a post about two kids who were caught in the bathroom at a local middle school

Two Kids: Two kids worshipping an enderman
Two Kids: Two kids worshipping an enderman

Two kids worshipping an enderman

Two Kids: We got a puppy on Sunday, and because of the timing of when we got him, I suggested a name for him that our two kids liked. So I’d like to introduce everyone to our new dog, Kobe.
Two Kids: We got a puppy on Sunday, and because of the timing of when we got him, I suggested a name for him that our two kids liked. So I’d like to introduce everyone to our new dog, Kobe.

We got a puppy on Sunday, and because of the timing of when we got him, I suggested a name for him that our two kids liked. So I’d like t...

Two Kids: You’re like 20 with two kids, not 14.
Two Kids: You’re like 20 with two kids, not 14.

You’re like 20 with two kids, not 14.

Two Kids: Just two kids!
Two Kids: Just two kids!

Just two kids!

Two Kids: Just two kids!
Two Kids: Just two kids!

Just two kids!

Two Kids: jayceart: Just two kids fighting crime 
Two Kids: jayceart:

Just two kids fighting crime 

jayceart: Just two kids fighting crime 

Two Kids: Two kids gonna die tonight.
Two Kids: Two kids gonna die tonight.

Two kids gonna die tonight.

Two Kids: Jon Tron Two Kids Are Gonna Die Tonight Template
Two Kids: Jon Tron Two Kids Are Gonna Die Tonight Template

Jon Tron Two Kids Are Gonna Die Tonight Template

Two Kids: After over 120 hours, I finally got all the achievements on the switch!! Me, Emily, and our two kids Edwin and Adelaide are so happy!
Two Kids: After over 120 hours, I finally got all the achievements on the switch!! Me, Emily, and our two kids Edwin and Adelaide are so happy!

After over 120 hours, I finally got all the achievements on the switch!! Me, Emily, and our two kids Edwin and Adelaide are so happy!

Two Kids: Two kids watch on as Australia burns 😥
Two Kids: Two kids watch on as Australia burns 😥

Two kids watch on as Australia burns 😥