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Two Hours Later: Doctors On Facebook Were Asked About Their Dumbest Patients, This Was Their Response... After looking at the patients chart and seeing she had diabetes: Me: Do you have any medical conditions? Patient: No Me: Are you sure, you've never been told you have any diseases? Patient: Never Me: What medications do you take? Patient: Insulin...for my diabetes Like Comment Share64311 34 47 minutes ago e I once had a patient who was prescribed an inhaler for his cat allergy. He came back a week later saying he was none the better Turns out he was spraying the inhaler on his cat. Like Comment . 9 minutes ago . 2 people like this. Write a comment... Patient had to be told that the reason her son was getting sick at school every day was because she was packing him peanut butter sandwiches and he was allergic to peanuts She honestly didn't know that was an ingredient, and he was in middle school and wasn't bright enough to realize it himself. "Don't eat or drink anything after midnight" before his 3 year old daughter's surgery the next morning (tonsils and adenoids). While intubating his daughter the next morning, she vomited scrambled eggs, causing her to aspirate them into her lungs. Her heart stopped, and I did chest compressions on her for 25 minutes. We got her back, aborted the surgery, and transferred her to pediatric icu on a ventilator. Her father's response... She said she was hungry. I thought you were being too hard on her. It must have been something you did to her." 0.0 2 Comments Like Comment There was this lady who had diabetes and her foot was necrotic. The doctor told her she was going to have to have it amputated, and she said, "No, Jesus will hea t for me" (or something to that degree). The doctor looked at her and said, "Ma'am, you have maggots eating your foot. Jesus wants you to get it amputated." Like Comment 9 minutes ago A mom brought her kids to the ER after they ate all of their Halloween candy because they had tummy aches. They were still eating Reese's peanut butter cups when they were in the exam room. I had to explain to her that they need to cut back on the candy and she looked at me like I had three heads. Like . Comment . 9 minutes ago . 32 people like this. No, my fiancee and I don't want our daughter to have any of the vaccines, vitamin K shot, antibiotic eye ointment, or PKU testing. It's poison. Poking her with the needle is worse than the 'cold' she'd get without the 'poison' He then drove his newborn daughter and fiancee home in a car that absolutely reeked of weed and cigarettes. Like Comment 9 minutes ago 19 people like this. Write a comment.. 1 hour ago "I'm never going to have a baby because the hospitals don't wash them anymore." She's 30. 1 hour ago. The best was the woman who was feeding her 3 month old dog every few days for no other reason than she thought a dog should only eat that often. Came in for hypoglycemia (of course) The nurse who spoke with her has no patience for this kind of jacked ignorance, and actually shouted at her "DO YOU EAT EVERY THREE DAYS!?" Had a lady who measured her baby's temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby's forehead. She told the nurse her baby's fever was about 250 degrees. Like Comment Unfollow Post 31 minutes ago 47 minutes ago A middle aged lady in the operating theatre once told us at the last minute (as she was being wheeled in) that she's allergic to latex. Everyone freaks out. somuch of the stuff we use in theatre has latex in it, so we take her to the latex free theatre and do her surgery there. When she's in recovery and awake I enquire as to what reaction she has to latex. "I just don't really like the sound the latex gloves make, dear". I just turned around and walked out. February 3 "I had asthma when I was a child, so stop f**king patronising me and telling me how to raise my daughter just because you think you're smarter than me". Leaves hospital Back in hospital two hours later; six year old daughter in respiratory failure and admitted to ICU. 9 Comments Like Comment <p>Some of these just make me so damn mad. Particularly the ones where idiot parents nearly kill their kids out of stupidity.</p>
Two Hours Later: Doctors On Facebook Were Asked
 About Their Dumbest Patients,
 This Was Their Response...
 After looking at the patients chart and seeing she had diabetes:
 Me: Do you have any medical conditions?
 Patient: No
 Me: Are you sure, you've never been told you have any diseases?
 Patient: Never
 Me: What medications do you take?
 Patient: Insulin...for my diabetes
 Like Comment Share64311 34 47 minutes ago e
 I once had a patient who was prescribed an inhaler for his cat
 allergy. He came back a week later saying he was none the better
 Turns out he was spraying the inhaler on his cat.
 Like Comment . 9 minutes ago .
 2 people like this.
 Write a comment...

 Patient had to be told that the reason her son
 was getting sick at school every day was because
 she was packing him peanut butter sandwiches
 and he was allergic to peanuts
 She honestly didn't know that was an ingredient,
 and he was in middle school and wasn't bright
 enough to realize it himself.
 "Don't eat or drink anything after midnight" before his 3
 year old daughter's surgery the next morning (tonsils and
 adenoids). While intubating his daughter the next morning,
 she vomited scrambled eggs, causing her to aspirate them
 into her lungs. Her heart stopped, and I did chest
 compressions on her for 25 minutes. We got her back,
 aborted the surgery, and transferred her to pediatric icu on
 a ventilator. Her father's response... She said she was
 hungry. I thought you were being too hard on her. It must
 have been something you did to her." 0.0
 2 Comments
 Like Comment

 There was this lady who had diabetes and her foot was necrotic.
 The doctor told her she was going to have to have it amputated,
 and she said, "No, Jesus will hea t for me" (or something to that
 degree).
 The doctor looked at her and said, "Ma'am, you have maggots
 eating your foot. Jesus wants you to get it amputated."
 Like Comment 9 minutes ago
 A mom brought her kids to the ER after they ate all of their
 Halloween candy because they had tummy aches. They were still
 eating Reese's peanut butter cups when they were in the exam room.
 I had to explain to her that they need to cut back on the candy and
 she looked at me like I had three heads.
 Like . Comment . 9 minutes ago .
 32 people like this.
 No, my fiancee and I don't want our daughter to have any of the
 vaccines, vitamin K shot, antibiotic eye ointment, or PKU testing. It's
 poison. Poking her with the needle is worse than the 'cold' she'd get
 without the 'poison'
 He then drove his newborn daughter and fiancee home in a car that
 absolutely reeked of weed and cigarettes.
 Like Comment 9 minutes ago
 19 people like this.
 Write a comment..

 1 hour ago
 "I'm never going to have a baby because
 the hospitals don't wash them anymore."
 She's 30.
 1 hour ago.
 The best was the woman who was feeding her
 3 month old dog every few days for no other
 reason than she thought a dog should only
 eat that often. Came in for hypoglycemia (of
 course)
 The nurse who spoke with her has no
 patience for this kind of jacked ignorance,
 and actually shouted at her "DO YOU EAT
 EVERY THREE DAYS!?"
 Had a lady who measured her baby's temperature by pre-heating
 the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand
 was on the baby's forehead. She told the nurse her baby's fever was
 about 250 degrees.
 Like Comment Unfollow Post 31 minutes ago

 47 minutes ago
 A middle aged lady in the operating theatre once told us at the last minute
 (as she was being wheeled in) that she's allergic to latex. Everyone freaks
 out. somuch of the stuff we use in theatre has latex in it, so we take
 her to the latex free theatre and do her surgery there. When she's in
 recovery and awake I enquire as to what reaction she has to latex. "I just
 don't really like the sound the latex gloves make, dear". I just turned
 around and walked out.
 February 3
 "I had asthma when I was a child, so stop f**king
 patronising me and telling me how to raise my
 daughter just because you think you're smarter than
 me". Leaves hospital
 Back in hospital two hours later; six year old daughter
 in respiratory failure and admitted to ICU.
 9 Comments
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<p>Some of these just make me so damn mad. Particularly the ones where idiot parents nearly kill their kids out of stupidity.</p>

<p>Some of these just make me so damn mad. Particularly the ones where idiot parents nearly kill their kids out of stupidity.</p>