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Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23 House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like "did you check his asshole for toothpicks?" And they'd be like "damn u right." 8/4/18, 1:43 PM 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch. Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂 There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House. That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23
 House was a weird show. Patients
 would be rushed the hospital with
 unexplained fevers and heart
 problems. And House would come in
 like "did you check his asshole for
 toothpicks?" And they'd be like
 "damn u right."
 8/4/18, 1:43 PM
 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:

skepticphantom:

libertarirynn:

melonmemes:

Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫

I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. 

On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.

Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂

There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.

hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this ...

Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]
Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
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 @DrSmashlove
People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]

People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean o...

Bless Up, Memes, and Girl: Best friends fur ever @DrSmashlove U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I'll be like "yeah you know I mean she's kinda cute I could see that." Bam. Bam bam bam. Here goes nothing. "Oh cute huh. Cute. Ok. She's cute now. FYI...She's like...a fucking toothpick. So now you like toothpicks? I knew it. I fucking knew it. Why are you even wasting my time? Why am I here? GO FUCK KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IF YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS - YOU KNEW I HAD AN ASS WHEN YOU MET ME, TOOTHPICK MAN. OL TOOTHPICK ASS. *TOOTHPICK DICK*." Me: "Baby I deserve all of this for making you feel a type of way but you and I both know I ain't got a toothpick dick 🤔." Her: "MOTHER, FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUST STICK A TOOTHPICK *IN* YOUR DICK AND *MAKE* YOU A TOOTHPICK DICK, HOWBOW DAH. SINCE YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS SO MUCH NOW. *APPARENTLY*. MR. TOOTHPICK-IN-THE-DICK." My advice to u men, Bruh? Just don't ever acknowledge a girl is pretty. Literally lie. "Keira? Keira Nightley? Nah. I mean she aigh...nah. Not my type. I'm going to the kitchen baby, want some sparkling water? Ice or no ice..." <- that's how u respond if asked if Keira Fucking Knightley is pretty. U get me? But more importantly ladies let me give u this lil tidbit of info. If I'm with you, I fucks with u. Who gives a fuck if I also like girls with another body type. I didn't say I like them better. Smash is an equal opportunity employer. My PP exercises affirmative action. U feel me? I maintain a diverse workforce 👩🏾👱🏻‍♀️👩🏻👱🏽‍♀️. NO BODY TYPE LEFT BEHIND, U ALL BEAUTIFUL. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
Bless Up, Memes, and Girl: Best friends fur ever
 @DrSmashlove
U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I'll be like "yeah you know I mean she's kinda cute I could see that." Bam. Bam bam bam. Here goes nothing. "Oh cute huh. Cute. Ok. She's cute now. FYI...She's like...a fucking toothpick. So now you like toothpicks? I knew it. I fucking knew it. Why are you even wasting my time? Why am I here? GO FUCK KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IF YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS - YOU KNEW I HAD AN ASS WHEN YOU MET ME, TOOTHPICK MAN. OL TOOTHPICK ASS. *TOOTHPICK DICK*." Me: "Baby I deserve all of this for making you feel a type of way but you and I both know I ain't got a toothpick dick 🤔." Her: "MOTHER, FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T I JUST STICK A TOOTHPICK *IN* YOUR DICK AND *MAKE* YOU A TOOTHPICK DICK, HOWBOW DAH. SINCE YOU LIKE TOOTHPICKS SO MUCH NOW. *APPARENTLY*. MR. TOOTHPICK-IN-THE-DICK." My advice to u men, Bruh? Just don't ever acknowledge a girl is pretty. Literally lie. "Keira? Keira Nightley? Nah. I mean she aigh...nah. Not my type. I'm going to the kitchen baby, want some sparkling water? Ice or no ice..." <- that's how u respond if asked if Keira Fucking Knightley is pretty. U get me? But more importantly ladies let me give u this lil tidbit of info. If I'm with you, I fucks with u. Who gives a fuck if I also like girls with another body type. I didn't say I like them better. Smash is an equal opportunity employer. My PP exercises affirmative action. U feel me? I maintain a diverse workforce 👩🏾👱🏻‍♀️👩🏻👱🏽‍♀️. NO BODY TYPE LEFT BEHIND, U ALL BEAUTIFUL. Bless up 😍😂😂😂

U ladies trip me out Bruh lemme tell u why. I'll be watching TV with a girl and she be all "hey - you think Keira Knightley's pretty?" And I...