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Tomorrow: Tomorrow has to be better.
Tomorrow: Tomorrow has to be better.

Tomorrow has to be better.

Tomorrow: Tomorrow’s June 1st…
Tomorrow: Tomorrow’s June 1st…

Tomorrow’s June 1st…

Tomorrow: Tomorrow’s June 1st…
Tomorrow: Tomorrow’s June 1st…

Tomorrow’s June 1st…

Tomorrow: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
Tomorrow: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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Tomorrow: Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️
Tomorrow: Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️

Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️

Tomorrow: Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️
Tomorrow: Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️

Max is getting neutered tomorrow, so my friend threw his balls a going away party 😂✂️

Tomorrow: Make this dump a part of your daily bed time routine today and tomorrow your hair will get smooth like creamy peanut butter.
Tomorrow: Make this dump a part of your daily bed time routine today and tomorrow your hair will get smooth like creamy peanut butter.

Make this dump a part of your daily bed time routine today and tomorrow your hair will get smooth like creamy peanut butter.

Tomorrow: awesomacious: Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!
Tomorrow: awesomacious:

Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!

awesomacious: Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!

Tomorrow: awesomacious: Today you, tomorrow me
Tomorrow: awesomacious:

Today you, tomorrow me

awesomacious: Today you, tomorrow me

Tomorrow: Netflix –> YouTube –> Reddit –> Instagram | Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day…
Tomorrow: Netflix –> YouTube –> Reddit –> Instagram | Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day…

Netflix –> YouTube –> Reddit –> Instagram | Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, a...

Tomorrow: “im gonna fold it tomorrow” -me, 2 years ago
Tomorrow: “im gonna fold it tomorrow” -me, 2 years ago

“im gonna fold it tomorrow” -me, 2 years ago

Tomorrow: Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!
Tomorrow: Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!

Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!

Tomorrow: Today you, tomorrow me
Tomorrow: Today you, tomorrow me

Today you, tomorrow me

Tomorrow: bondibee: I heard a certain game had a birthday 🎂I don’t have time to draw more cause I gotta PACK cause I start my SEVERAL MONTHS OF MOVING tomorrow but. here is a lone smooch. portal is good.
Tomorrow: bondibee:

I heard a certain game had a birthday 🎂I don’t have time to draw more cause I gotta PACK cause I start my SEVERAL MONTHS OF MOVING tomorrow but. here is a lone smooch. portal is good.

bondibee: I heard a certain game had a birthday 🎂I don’t have time to draw more cause I gotta PACK cause I start my SEVERAL MONTHS OF MO...

Tomorrow: We still on for tomorrow’s wedding?
Tomorrow: We still on for tomorrow’s wedding?

We still on for tomorrow’s wedding?

Tomorrow: We still on for tomorrow’s wedding? by froyoboyz MORE MEMES
Tomorrow: We still on for tomorrow’s wedding? by froyoboyz
MORE MEMES

We still on for tomorrow’s wedding? by froyoboyz MORE MEMES

Tomorrow: Tomorrow maybe
Tomorrow: Tomorrow maybe

Tomorrow maybe

Tomorrow: Dance like there’s no tomorrow
Tomorrow: Dance like there’s no tomorrow

Dance like there’s no tomorrow

Tomorrow: Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!
Tomorrow: Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!

Listen to the shiba! Just do your best every day, but don’t let negative thoughts stop you from trying again tomorrow!

Tomorrow: Made a breakfast menu for my programmer dads birthday tomorrow. Warning: I have almost no programming experience.
Tomorrow: Made a breakfast menu for my programmer dads birthday tomorrow. Warning: I have almost no programming experience.

Made a breakfast menu for my programmer dads birthday tomorrow. Warning: I have almost no programming experience.

Tomorrow: Where I live goes into lockdown tomorrow
Tomorrow: Where I live goes into lockdown tomorrow

Where I live goes into lockdown tomorrow

Tomorrow: Where I live goes into lockdown tomorrow
Tomorrow: Where I live goes into lockdown tomorrow

Where I live goes into lockdown tomorrow

Tomorrow: Work from home? Aha, yeah I’ll see you tomorrow
Tomorrow: Work from home? Aha, yeah I’ll see you tomorrow

Work from home? Aha, yeah I’ll see you tomorrow

Tomorrow: Phew, I did a lot of work today, will handle the rest tomorrow…
Tomorrow: Phew, I did a lot of work today, will handle the rest tomorrow…

Phew, I did a lot of work today, will handle the rest tomorrow…

Tomorrow: That is going to hurt tomorrow
Tomorrow: That is going to hurt tomorrow

That is going to hurt tomorrow

Tomorrow: officialkagome: Just a little InuKag collection for InuKag week! I’d be lost without him, He’s my best friend. My Hanyou protector! 💘💘💘 He IS my tomorrow. 💘 ➸Kagome➸ 💘-かごめ-
Tomorrow: officialkagome:

Just a little InuKag collection for InuKag week! I’d be lost without him, He’s my best friend. My Hanyou protector! 💘💘💘

He IS my tomorrow. 💘

➸Kagome➸
💘-かごめ-

officialkagome: Just a little InuKag collection for InuKag week! I’d be lost without him, He’s my best friend. My Hanyou protector! 💘💘💘...

Tomorrow: Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup
Tomorrow: Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup

Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup

Tomorrow: Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup
Tomorrow: Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup

Colonoscopy tomorrow. Rate my setup

Tomorrow: To the New Years Resolutioners and Everyone Else: Keep it up! Or start again tomorrow!
Tomorrow: To the New Years Resolutioners and Everyone Else: Keep it up! Or start again tomorrow!

To the New Years Resolutioners and Everyone Else: Keep it up! Or start again tomorrow!

Tomorrow: I have a fire drill tomorrow
Tomorrow: I have a fire drill tomorrow

I have a fire drill tomorrow

Tomorrow: Something new tomorrow please
Tomorrow: Something new tomorrow please

Something new tomorrow please

Tomorrow: It’s fine, I’ll fix it tomorrow…
Tomorrow: It’s fine, I’ll fix it tomorrow…

It’s fine, I’ll fix it tomorrow…