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Say It, Today, and Proud: You know what, I'm about to say it I'm glad you exist and woke up today. I know it's not easy sometimes but I'm proud of you .

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Okay, Time, and Today: No, wait, Today I )uLI feel feel effeminate and tough and glamorous Gmasculine I think al of it is you and thats okay How I feel changes all the time SO I doubt Cnyself lot fYOt@bearlyboycomics I know this is super niche for this subreddit, but felt like posting about my daily experience anyway [OC]

I know this is super niche for this subreddit, but felt like posting about my daily experience anyway [OC]

mini phone dump

Today, Got, and Job: finally, my dream job I wanted to be a clown since I was a kid everyone was making fun of me but today I will be the one laughing Finally got THE job

Finally got THE job

Gif, Moms, and Lost: ll AT&T 1:06 AM 4% Today i lost my number can i have yours only if I can have your mom's number damn i was just tryna throw a cheesy pickup line like you asked O so I can see where your beauty came from Delivered oh wowww that was good ngl Your message GIF 1) let her loose 2) reel her back in

1) let her loose 2) reel her back in

Crying, I Bet, and Love: Boy | Girl I saw her today I saw him today It seems likes its been førever I wonder if he still cares She looks better than before I couldn't stop staring at him I asked how things are going I asked about his new girlfriend I bet he's happy now I'd pick her over any girl I can't look at her without crying He wouldn't even look at me I told her I missed her I meant it I love her I held her for the last time He didn't mean it He doesn't mean it He loves his new girlfriend He gave me a friendly hug Then I went home and cried I love him Then I went home and cried I lost her https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Dad, Saw, and Today: When I was 6 years old, my dad told me he would give me 5 dollars if I found a four leaf clover. I spent hours looking for one in my yard. Today I was watering my new trees and saw this. My dad's no longer with us but I yelled at the top of my lungs: "DAD YOU OWE ME $5!!" NET I could use $5

I could use $5

Cute, Definitely, and Gif: 10:39 < Mars I've always struggled with the English language Oh no is this another pickup line Lmao it's not but I feel like I need to turn it into one now Don't hurt yourself trying too hard to come up with a pickup line Dear diary Today I met a cute girl. I tried to have a conversation with her, but at times I couldn't say the words that I really wanted to say. I've always struggled with the English language, especially around people like her, because, well,... Her name's Mars, and as it would suggest,she's definitely out of this world. AWWWWW My heart Send Туре a message GIF Hook, line, and sinker

Hook, line, and sinker

Love, Moms, and Saw: A little girl in my mom's neighborhood has a very old pug with severe arthritis. Today I saw her gently strap him into a baby stroller and wait for the UPS truck so they could chase after it, running and laughing as the pup barked like hell. You know, just in case you forgot what love means. Sweetest thing I’ve seen today.

Sweetest thing I’ve seen today.

Love, Moms, and Saw: A little girl in my mom's neighborhood has a very old pug with severe arthritis. Today I saw her gently strap him into a baby stroller and wait for the UPS truck so they could chase after it, running and laughing as the pup barked like hell. You know, just in case you forgot what love means. Sweetest thing I’ve seen today.

Sweetest thing I’ve seen today.

Iphone, Shit, and Twitter: I Bully Midgets @JungleLife_Leek Caught A Lil Boy stealin out of the gas station earlier today & i tld him put it bck dnt do dat Lil Bro there's a better way He just needed a lil guidance so I said come ride with me took em to Walmart n tld him its plenty more shit in here this where I Steal let get it lil Cuz 9:48 pm 03 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 23.2K Likes 6,442 Retweets

Kanye, Life, and Music: Eric Saueracker @esaueracker Students are taking their Physics Midterm exam today. I said no cell phones, not even for music since they could be used to cheat. This student brought in a record player and is bumping Kanye in his headphones right now... When music is life and life is music

When music is life and life is music

Af, Today, and Broke AF: 2 years ago I had $24 in my account. Today I have $17. I know you assumed this would beinspirational but no its not. I'm still broke af. @TheWadeEmpire Me_irl

Me_irl

Af, Dank, and Memes: 2 years ago I had $24 in my account. Today I have $17. I know you assumed this would beinspirational but no its not. I'm still broke af. @TheWadeEmpire Me_irl by LordranKing MORE MEMES

Me_irl by LordranKing MORE MEMES

Saw, Target, and Tumblr: hmm today i will go to clueless claire's claire's iris-sempi: this is all i could think of when we saw galar ponyta

iris-sempi: this is all i could think of when we saw galar ponyta

Work, Today, and Thought: ANT 6/5 IM MISERABLE ET 1038 I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; but today I thought I’d switch it up a bit. I drew myself:

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; but today I thought I’d switch it up a bit. I drew myself:

Beer, True, and Twitter: Nick @Zorchenhimer Found this in production today. I need a drink. public static bool CompareBooleans (bool orig, bool val) return AreBooleans Equal (orig, val); } internal static bool AreBooleans Equal (bool orig, bool val) if (orig val) return false; return true; } 12:54 AM 31 May 19 Twitter Web Client 2,519 Retweets 7,054 Likes Who else needs a Beer after reading this?

Who else needs a Beer after reading this?

Work, Today, and Thought: ANT 6/5 IM MISERABLE ET 1038 I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; but today I thought I’d switch it up a bit. I drew myself:

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers; but today I thought I’d switch it up a bit. I drew myself:

Today, Never, and Wanted: TE CAPTAIN TTE 451 Today I forgive myself for wanting what never wanted me. thuse ner Today I let you go. t thberals -CHLOE FRAYNE. 450

Cute, Mouse, and Pictures: myseri isi litke @isilitke you've seen those pictures of harvest mice falling asleep in tulips today I learned that conservationists recycle Wimbledon tennis balls as predator-proof shelters for them gettyimages thefingerfuckingfemalefury MOUSE ARMOUR joshpeck mouse anemone flowisaconstruct Mouse condo, previously owned by Venus Williams, desirable neighborhood, available immediately jadorexjaii That's so cute elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey Redwall where everything is exactly the same but the Abbey is impenetrable bc it's a tennis ball Source: myseri

Ass, Baked, and Dank: Maya Angelique @moneyymaya this some nigga ass shit. I'll take 40 Candice Marie Benbow @CandiceBenbow 14h I baked today. I baked a dozen of chicken&waffles cupcakes. I dida maple pecan batter with a vanilla bourbon buttercream. 9:33 PM 11/18/19 Twitter for iPhone These look fire as hell! by HRMisHere MORE MEMES

These look fire as hell! by HRMisHere MORE MEMES

Beautiful, Run, and Stalking: TODAY I WENT FOR A WALK WITH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL THEN SHE NOTICED ME SO WE WENT FOR A RUN. makeameme.org Stalking is when 2 people go for a romantic walk but only 1 of them knows about it

Stalking is when 2 people go for a romantic walk but only 1 of them knows about it

Beautiful, Run, and Stalking: TODAY I WENT FOR A WALK WITH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL THEN SHE NOTICED ME SO WE WENT FOR A RUN. makeameme.org Stalking is when 2 people go for a romantic walk but only 1 of them knows about it

Stalking is when 2 people go for a romantic walk but only 1 of them knows about it

Tumblr, Blog, and Ghost: SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON АНННН, H во today i Made a friend awesomacious: Friendly ghost makes a new friend

awesomacious: Friendly ghost makes a new friend

Smashing, Text, and Today: lesbinewren we should just start writing our text posts like youtubers lesbinewren what's up gamers? i've got a pretty awesome post for you today, i think you're gonna like it a lot, let's just get right into it, shall we? i wanna die alright, that's all for today guys, please give me a like, leave a reblog and don't forget to SMASH that follow button. i'll see you in my next post! 29,766 notes

Today, Don, and Do It: STINGING PEOPLE TODAY I FEEL LIKE DON'T BE A JELLYBITCH. DO IT. DENNISDOOOLEZ stings don’t it [OC]

stings don’t it [OC]

Today, Water, and Answers: During my interview today i poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit "Nervous?" asked the interviewer I simply replied, "No I just always give 110%" Modern problems require modern Answers

Dick Pics, Run, and Tinder: Today I learned that being a sperm donor has a minimum height requirement General Sperm Donor Requirements Expand All How strict is your height requirement? Applicants should be at least 5'8". If you feel that you are an otherwise excellent candidate, and Amazing how something like a sperm bank can be run by an average tinder girl Wonder if they request dick pics

Wonder if they request dick pics

Ghost, Today, and Friend: SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON АНННН, H во today i Made a friend Friendly ghost makes a new friend

Friendly ghost makes a new friend

Today, Who, and Read: Today I read something that said "Someone who overthinks is also someone who overloves" and I felt that.

Bad, Life, and Lost: You left when I believed that you would stay. side when I needed the most. You left my you Today, I don't have any bad words for you. I just for teaching me a lesson of life. Thank you for making me realize for making me realize for making me for leaving me so that I could find the lost me. I have your memories with me but trust me they won't make me sad anymore. Thank want to thank you you. my worth. Thank that I deserve better. Thank you you strong. Thank you

Lost, Today, and Change: today i affirm to change my from "i lost my way" to "i'm finding a new way". mindset Ivan Nuru

God, Today, and Dreams: Dear God, if today I lose my hope, please remind me that your plans are better than my dreams. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Being Alone, Head, and Love: heroineimages: marlene: when-in-doubt-sing: arbitraryimposition: thebutchriarchy: Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008 I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone. Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman. And the look in her eyes. Damn. I originally saw photos of Garbati’s Medusa a long time ago, but I specifically remember this post from earlier this year. Medusa was one of those pieces that really buried into my head and heart. Sounds silly, but just looking at it gives me strength. Today I was lucky enough to see it in person. She’s incredible. And, something that the original pictures don’t show— she’s HUGE! I love this even better now that we can see the baffled look on Perseus’s face.

heroineimages: marlene: when-in-doubt-sing: arbitraryimposition: thebutchriarchy: Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008...

Animals, Children, and Love: We Love Animals Yesterday at 11:25 AM - "Came home to this today. I only own the dog." disasterbisexual:you have three children now

disasterbisexual:you have three children now

Quite, Today, and Hat: IT'S QUITE WINDY TODAY I WENT AND FOUND YOUR HAT THANKS, I'M WARM AGAIN! WHOLESOMECOMICS Keeping Warm [OC]

Keeping Warm [OC]

Tinder, Today, and Her: 3 years ago I met a fantastic person on Tinder. Today I married her.

3 years ago I met a fantastic person on Tinder. Today I married her.

Gif, God, and Internet: CJ Today 3:02 PM I think I might know you Yeah? From where? Did you ever play World of Warcraft? Yoooooo back in the day Hahahaha yeah OH MY GOD OR? Yooooooooо000000000о0о Lmao I'M Yuuuup What's good Hahahaha Hahahaha has All grown up! Holy fuck Type a message... GIF When I was 13 (2006) I had an internet boyfriend on World of Warcraft. Today I matched with him on Tinder!

When I was 13 (2006) I had an internet boyfriend on World of Warcraft. Today I matched with him on Tinder!

Girls, Head, and Saw: So this kid at the park today... I was sitting on a bench eating a donut (Dunkin is bomb by the way) when I saw 2 little kids in front of me, a boy and a girl. The girl smacked the kid in face and said G: I can hit you cause I'm a girl and you can't hit me cause you're a boy And then put an L on her forehead. Then the boy grabbed a stick and said: B:boys can't hit girls but sticks can And just wacked her on the head, I laughed so hard that I almost choked on my donut. Award 404 30 Share Girl You can't defeat me. Вoy I know, but he can. Stick A true man of quality.

A true man of quality.

Girls, Head, and Saw: So this kid at the park today... I was sitting on a bench eating a donut (Dunkin is bomb by the way) when I saw 2 little kids in front of me, a boy and a girl. The girl smacked the kid in face and said G: I can hit you cause I'm a girl and you can't hit me cause you're a boy And then put an L on her forehead. Then the boy grabbed a stick and said: B:boys can't hit girls but sticks can And just wacked her on the head, I laughed so hard that I almost choked on my donut. Award 404 30 Share O yearn for true gender equality О0X What a lad

What a lad

Apparently, Gif, and Run: 11:04 M 78% OT Today I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. Unlike a museum, this piece of art doesn't have a "no touching" policy So no closing times either? We are open late, and even provide house calls for your convenience Ooo really? Your satisfaction is our no. 1 priority You run a tight business It can be long and hard, but the payoff is worth it Oof. Too much? Nah What's the price to enter this museum? 69 The dollars are optional Ooo. Where do I sign up? P Report Just fill out this form, and an appointment will be booked in 1-2 business days. Address Prefered method of contact (Snapchat, text, Bumble, ect.)- Prefered appointment time Any special requests- Delivered Type a message.. GIF Apparently all you gotta do is pretend to be a museum

Apparently all you gotta do is pretend to be a museum

God, Reddit, and Today: Mr. Beast browsing through Reddit today: I do believe they think i 'm some kind of god He is our saviour

He is our saviour

Dank, God, and Memes: Mr. Beast browsing through Reddit today: I do believe they think i 'm some kind of god He is our saviour by mijuzz7 MORE MEMES

He is our saviour by mijuzz7 MORE MEMES

Dank, Life, and Memes: WAKING UP. GOING TO BED EACH DAY IS LIKE A BURGER, OR A SANDWICH THE BUNS ARE THE BEGINNING AND END WORK EXERCISE SOCIAL LIFE THE MIDDLE IS EVERYTHING YOU DO IN BETWEEN. YOU HAVE TO TRY TO MAKE A GOOD NUTRITIOUS SANDWICH. HESTOA TODAY, I DID POORLY OULTURD.COM NK RECNERY HEHES Each day! by Espadajin MORE MEMES

Each day! by Espadajin MORE MEMES

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: URUSEI YATSU URUSEI YATSURA SPEC ISSU Takahashi Takahash spaceghosting: Today I obtained the holy grail of Lum figures! She is about 17 inches tall!

spaceghosting: Today I obtained the holy grail of Lum figures! She is about 17 inches tall!

Today, Friend, and Via: АНННН, Во today i Made a friend This is so sweet. Credits: TheOdd1sout via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2N6detN

This is so sweet. Credits: TheOdd1sout via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2N6detN

Today, Friend, and Made: АНННН, Во today i Made a friend This is so sweet. Credits: TheOdd1sout

This is so sweet. Credits: TheOdd1sout

Best, Today, and Sad: Follow A few weeks ago, my dog died. I was very sad, as I had him for 15 years. Today, I heard a knock on my door. It was my 90yo neighbor. She had crocheted a little toy dog that looked exactly like mine, collar and all. burst into tears on the spot and gave her a hug. She is truly the best neighbor ever 12:31 PM-12 Aug 2016 truly wholesome

truly wholesome

Saw, Tumblr, and Blog: TReper #16 wild mecaniquefairy: INKTOBER 2019: #16 WildI should really check the themes in advance because when I saw the one of today, I was like ‘’OH NO! It would have been perfect for Sidon, but I’ve already drawn him yesterday….!’’ So I told myself why not drawing Undyne instead? She’s awesome and wild sound like something perfect for her! And then it clicked! Why not drawing both of those awesome fish-peoples together!? So here’s the result! …..Now I would not be surprised if those two are distant cousins…..

mecaniquefairy: INKTOBER 2019: #16 WildI should really check the themes in advance because when I saw the one of today, I was like ‘’OH NO!...

Funny, Jesus, and Cracked: What was your most loving moment with your gf? Today I went to my gfs home. As usual I cracked a funny joke. A guy under her bed laughed so hard. Like Reply Message When Jesus laughed

When Jesus laughed

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