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To You: What is my humanity to you?
To You: What is my humanity to you?

What is my humanity to you?

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To You: almost-dead-freak: thenatsdorf: “It’s not about the bed, it’s about being next to you.” I’m gonna cry
To You: almost-dead-freak:
thenatsdorf:
“It’s not about the bed, it’s about being next to you.”

I’m gonna cry

almost-dead-freak: thenatsdorf: “It’s not about the bed, it’s about being next to you.” I’m gonna cry

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To You: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality or Preparing for the End or Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm Stuck Dealing With This Mess ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: jhinnua: ms-demeanor: Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN. HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS. Featuring Helpful Sections such as: Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone What the Everloving Fuck is Probate Some Simple Dos and Don’ts Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials How to plan a non-religious death party So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures. It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death. I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together. Good luck! (in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit) @ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it’s still a business so I don’t want to post without permission. YES, please share it! And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (”@ms-demeanor on tumblr” is fine) but you don’t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I’m universally  OK if people share these links so long as you’re not selling the booklet. I’m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they’re handed out for free. Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. But things were still harder than they needed to be. We’d talked about a death planning workbook because I’d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died. You know what’s better than regretting that you couldn’t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK. I mean, I don’t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I’m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate. But death is expensive and living ain’t cheap. This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that’s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. Hey all if you’re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you’re going to be dealing with.
To You: So You're Confronting Your Own Mortality
 or
 Preparing for the End
 or
 Some Dipshit Up and Died and Now I'm
 Stuck Dealing With This Mess
ms-demeanor:

ms-demeanor:
ms-demeanor:


jhinnua:

ms-demeanor:

Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.
HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.
Featuring Helpful Sections such as: 
Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and
how to get them
Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone
What the Everloving Fuck is Probate
Some Simple Dos and Don’ts
Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and
Memorials
How to plan a non-religious death party
So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some
shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures. 
It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.
I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.
Good luck!
(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)


@ms-demeanor Tumblr wont let me message you privately, so is it ok if I share this to my FB page? The business I am in wants information like this to be public knowledge, but it’s still a business so I don’t want to post without permission.

YES, please share it!
And actually facebook blocks links to my blog for some reason so I have no problem with you just straight-up copy/pasting the PDF links! Credit me if you want (”@ms-demeanor on tumblr” is fine) but you don’t even have to. Just share it and spread it I want people to have an easier time of things! I’m universally  OK if people share these links so long as you’re not selling the booklet. I’m actually even okay if someone prints up a bunch of these and hands them out so long as they’re handed out for free. 


Also I want to make this point: I was very lucky. I had talked to my mom about her death plans and she and my dad have had their cremations planned and paid for for 25 years (Neptune Society baybee). I got lucky, we had talked about a book like this and she had started writing down passwords. I got lucky, she never took my advice about putting a passcode on her phone. 
But things were still harder than they needed to be. We’d talked about a death planning workbook because I’d found one on Amazon and we both thought it would be a good idea to fill it out because she was sick. 
I just never scrounged together $26.00 in the time between when we talked about it and when she died.
You know what’s better than regretting that you couldn’t afford a death workbook? A FREE DEATH WORKBOOK.
I mean, I don’t begrudge the authors of other death books their pay. I’m sure the other books are more comprehensive than mine and maybe some of them do a decent job of explaining probate.
But death is expensive and living ain’t cheap.
This is free explicitly because there are tons of people (though certainly not everyone involved) who will bypass compassion in order to profit off of the death industry and I want you to have at least this one thing that’s there for you free, as a gift, as something given to you for the sole purpose of making this easier on you in a time when every step is going to be expensive and difficult. 
This is free, no charge. All I ask is that, if possible, you share it with someone else who needs it and that you tell somebody you love that you love them. 

Hey all if you’re new here because of the firefox post or the browser wars post or the bastardous positivity post please consider downloading the free book I made about what to do when someone dies because you know what this is sad and shit but things are going to be much easier for you if you know the level of bullshit you’re going to be dealing with.

ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: jhinnua: ms-demeanor: Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of b...

To You: These random boys added me to a group chat for people named Gar- rett and I get to stay bc they're be- ing very kind and it's probably the best thing that's happened all day Lmao tru shit Idk if I count because my last Garett and garret just look name is Garrett weird G Money 41 PM Also it seems I'm the only girl 7:46 PM Two R's and two T's is a lifestyle Garrett's what's the verdict? Garrett Pittman 742 G Money 746 PM For real Garrett your choice But other people always be spelling it wrong garrett 747 PM It's up to you Garrett G Money 7.42 PM G Money 748 PM Start a message We'll allow it. Since it's two r's and two t's 18:11 · 18 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v Replying to @dancingofpens update: we've shared birthdays and favorite music and are bonding, it's great 27 90 12.9K 9. Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 17h v THEY'RE SHARING PET PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART 27 93 10 13K Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h The other Garretts are currently consoling and encouraging one Garrett who is nervous about finals tomorrow 27 152 13.7K 17 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h Now giving tips for memorizing the amendments for an A.P. Gov test – I need to sleep but don't want to lol O 8,346 27 39 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h Now talking about religions and beliefs in God or lack of thereof and why we still believe or do not 27 43 7,996 33 This is so pure!
To You: These random boys added me to a
 group chat for people named Gar-
 rett and I get to stay bc they're be-
 ing very kind and it's probably the
 best thing that's happened all day
 Lmao tru shit
 Idk if I count because my last
 Garett and garret just look
 name is Garrett
 weird
 G Money
 41 PM
 Also it seems I'm the only girl
 7:46 PM
 Two R's and two T's is a
 lifestyle
 Garrett's what's the verdict?
 Garrett Pittman 742
 G Money
 746 PM
 For real
 Garrett your choice
 But other people always be
 spelling it wrong
 garrett 747 PM
 It's up to you Garrett
 G Money
 7.42 PM
 G Money
 748 PM
 Start a message
 We'll allow it. Since it's two r's
 and two t's
 18:11 · 18 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v
 Replying to @dancingofpens
 update: we've shared birthdays and
 favorite music and are bonding, it's great
 27 90
 12.9K
 9.
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 17h v
 THEY'RE SHARING PET
 PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING
 THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART
 27 93
 10
 13K
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h
 The other Garretts are currently consoling
 and encouraging one Garrett who is
 nervous about finals tomorrow
 27 152
 13.7K
 17
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h
 Now giving tips for memorizing the
 amendments for an A.P. Gov test – I need
 to sleep but don't want to lol
 O 8,346
 27 39
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h
 Now talking about religions and beliefs in
 God or lack of thereof and why we still
 believe or do not
 27 43
 7,996
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This is so pure!

This is so pure!

To You: These random boys added me to a group chat for people named Gar- rett and I get to stay bc they're be- ing very kind and it's probably the best thing that's happened all day Lmao tru shit Idk if I count because my last Garett and garret just look name is Garrett weird G Money 41 PM Also it seems I'm the only girl 7:46 PM Two R's and two T's is a lifestyle Garrett's what's the verdict? Garrett Pittman 742 G Money 746 PM For real Garrett your choice But other people always be spelling it wrong garrett 747 PM It's up to you Garrett G Money 7.42 PM G Money 748 PM Start a message We'll allow it. Since it's two r's and two t's 18:11 · 18 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v Replying to @dancingofpens update: we've shared birthdays and favorite music and are bonding, it's great 27 90 12.9K 9. Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 17h v THEY'RE SHARING PET PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART 27 93 10 13K Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h The other Garretts are currently consoling and encouraging one Garrett who is nervous about finals tomorrow 27 152 13.7K 17 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h Now giving tips for memorizing the amendments for an A.P. Gov test – I need to sleep but don't want to lol O 8,346 27 39 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h Now talking about religions and beliefs in God or lack of thereof and why we still believe or do not 27 43 7,996 33 Good group of people.
To You: These random boys added me to a
 group chat for people named Gar-
 rett and I get to stay bc they're be-
 ing very kind and it's probably the
 best thing that's happened all day
 Lmao tru shit
 Idk if I count because my last
 Garett and garret just look
 name is Garrett
 weird
 G Money
 41 PM
 Also it seems I'm the only girl
 7:46 PM
 Two R's and two T's is a
 lifestyle
 Garrett's what's the verdict?
 Garrett Pittman 742
 G Money
 746 PM
 For real
 Garrett your choice
 But other people always be
 spelling it wrong
 garrett 747 PM
 It's up to you Garrett
 G Money
 7.42 PM
 G Money
 748 PM
 Start a message
 We'll allow it. Since it's two r's
 and two t's
 18:11 · 18 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone
 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v
 Replying to @dancingofpens
 update: we've shared birthdays and
 favorite music and are bonding, it's great
 27 90
 12.9K
 9.
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 17h v
 THEY'RE SHARING PET
 PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING
 THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART
 27 93
 10
 13K
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h
 The other Garretts are currently consoling
 and encouraging one Garrett who is
 nervous about finals tomorrow
 27 152
 13.7K
 17
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h
 Now giving tips for memorizing the
 amendments for an A.P. Gov test – I need
 to sleep but don't want to lol
 O 8,346
 27 39
 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h
 Now talking about religions and beliefs in
 God or lack of thereof and why we still
 believe or do not
 27 43
 7,996
 33
Good group of people.

Good group of people.

To You: 4) -' 04) French ▼ English" coup de feu gunshot English 04) French coup de fou Blowjob French ▼ 4) English ▼ coup de foudre love at first sight FEnglish 04) French coup de foutre Cum shot Did you mean coup de foudre? feniczoroark: candygarnet: shamwowxl: wine-dark-sea: ilyasaurus: randomfandomteacher: indigopersei: broitsablog: wildeisms: @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..? my friend,if only you knew It’s a very dangerous language to learn Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word. #now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. “is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:  truly the language of love Hell language @randomnightlord No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily
To You: 4)
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 Blowjob

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 love at first sight

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 Cum shot
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feniczoroark:

candygarnet:
shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:


@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,if only you knew


It’s a very dangerous language to learn


Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. 
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love



Hell language @randomnightlord 


No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily

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