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tingle: bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.
tingle: bisexualbaker:

bisexualbaker:
thwippersnapple:
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.

OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself 
in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a 
name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to 
craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her 
neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of 
England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear
 her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an 
angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there
 making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through 
and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals 
that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and
 Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon 
enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than 
differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new 
spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious 
sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to 
get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a
 tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one 
universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

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tingle: malfunctioningtypewrite9 55:41:14.24 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ON THIS STREAM 1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE TREAM EVEN STARTED. 2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE GETTING $3,000 3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE CHAT FOR HOURS 3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER BOTHERS?" .5.5. SHE DIDN'T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP. 4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK ROWLING 5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID 'TRANS RIGHTS' IN DK'S VOICE 6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM) WED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS 9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS, AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS 11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I'VE CRIED AT LEAST 3 TIMES 12. TEETH GANG EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE'S SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES alfunctioningtypewrite9 14. WE GOT THE DONATIONS UP TO PI WHILE NB GENDER THERAPIST BEN RECITES PI AND TALKS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH FOR TRANS PEOPLE. 15. FUCK YOU GRAHAM halfunctioningtypewrite9 16, HE FUCKING DID IT. 101% ON DK64 AND $333K AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE HIM EAT A CARTON OF RAW SOY. UGLY CRY GANG YA'LL, WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. chuck tingle showed up?
tingle: malfunctioningtypewrite9
 55:41:14.24
 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ON THIS
 STREAM
 1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE
 TREAM EVEN STARTED.
 2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE
 GETTING $3,000
 3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY
 SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE
 CHAT FOR HOURS
 3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO
 CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS "DO YOU
 KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER
 BOTHERS?"
 .5.5. SHE DIDN'T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT
 MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL
 IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP.
 4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK
 ROWLING
 5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND
 ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY
 KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID 'TRANS
 RIGHTS' IN DK'S VOICE
 6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM)
 WED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS
 7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT:
 NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS
 RIGHTS
 8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED
 UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS
 9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY
 SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND
 PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K
 THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY
 FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS,
 AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND
 TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING
 AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS
 11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO
 MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL
 GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND
 FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN
 AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I'VE CRIED
 AT LEAST 3 TIMES
 12. TEETH GANG
 EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO
 BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE'S
 SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON
 AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K
 WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A
 SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES
 alfunctioningtypewrite9
 14. WE GOT THE DONATIONS UP TO PI WHILE
 NB GENDER THERAPIST BEN RECITES PI AND
 TALKS ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH FOR TRANS
 PEOPLE.
 15. FUCK YOU GRAHAM
 halfunctioningtypewrite9
 16, HE FUCKING DID IT. 101% ON DK64 AND
 $333K AND WE HAVE YET TO SEE HIM EAT A
 CARTON OF RAW SOY. UGLY CRY GANG
 YA'LL, WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.
chuck tingle showed up?

chuck tingle showed up?

tingle: Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle Following there are infinite genders and infinite biological sexes here and elsewhere. there are infinite layers of reality based on infinite events through history that create variations in universes meaning that YES science says there are infinite genders and sexes sorry this is science jaclynnicole @JaclynMaupin Replying to @ChuckTingle @vmbellamy There are only 2 genders. I think what you mean is "there are infinite sexual attractions and preferences, including not being sexual at all. Asexual". Do not confuse what turns a person on with "gender". Gender is biological. Because science 6:41 AM - 30 Aug 2018 Laci Green@gogreen18 3h Replying to @ChuckTingle @Hey AllieMoon there are infinite genders but there are not infinite sexes. sorry this is [actually] science 29 V 135 8 ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 3h Sex is a spectrum too. See this thread of actual science. We, actual scientists, have actually researched this. Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle there are infinite genders including no gender at all 2 2 56 Laci Green@gogreen18 2h i am a training clinician and hold a degree in chemistry. not an expert, but not an idiot. yes sex is certainly a spectrum. it is a diverse bimodal distribution that follows two developmental pathways. as scientists, it is not helpful to further confuse the public on this topic. 8 18 ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 2h And l'm a Ph.D. in Biochemistry published in sex differentiation and endocrinology. This is literally my field of expertise. 4 4 80 polyglotplatypus:highlight of my day was seeing an actual doctor rip apart Known Transphobe™ laci green under a tweet of chuck tingle supporting trans people (and science!) and being lovely (as usual)
tingle: Chuck Tingle
 @ChuckTingle
 Following
 there are infinite genders and infinite
 biological sexes here and elsewhere. there
 are infinite layers of reality based on infinite
 events through history that create variations
 in universes meaning that YES science says
 there are infinite genders and sexes sorry this
 is science
 jaclynnicole @JaclynMaupin
 Replying to @ChuckTingle @vmbellamy
 There are only 2 genders. I think what you mean is "there are infinite sexual
 attractions and preferences, including not being sexual at all. Asexual". Do not
 confuse what turns a person on with "gender". Gender is biological. Because science
 6:41 AM - 30 Aug 2018

 Laci Green@gogreen18 3h
 Replying to @ChuckTingle @Hey AllieMoon
 there are infinite genders but there are not infinite sexes. sorry this is [actually]
 science
 29
 V 135
 8
 ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 3h
 Sex is a spectrum too. See this thread of actual science. We, actual scientists,
 have actually researched this.
 Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle
 there are infinite genders including no gender at all
 2
 2
 56
 Laci Green@gogreen18 2h
 i am a training clinician and hold a degree in chemistry. not an expert, but not an
 idiot. yes sex is certainly a spectrum. it is a diverse bimodal distribution that
 follows two developmental pathways. as scientists, it is not helpful to further
 confuse the public on this topic.
 8
 18
 ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 2h
 And l'm a Ph.D. in Biochemistry published in sex differentiation and
 endocrinology. This is literally my field of expertise.
 4
 4
 80
polyglotplatypus:highlight of my day was seeing an actual doctor rip apart Known Transphobe™ laci green under a tweet of chuck tingle supporting trans people (and science!) and being lovely (as usual)

polyglotplatypus:highlight of my day was seeing an actual doctor rip apart Known Transphobe™ laci green under a tweet of chuck tingle sup...

tingle: snowysauropteryx Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you seananmcguire Anthropology: Maybe ask first Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it swordwall Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlass Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx 280,607 notes Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study
tingle: snowysauropteryx
 Can you lick the science?
 An abbreviated list.
 Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
 Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
 Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes
 dangerous
 Psychology: Best not.
 Physics: ????????? How??????
 Zoology: In zoology, science licks you
 seananmcguire
 Anthropology: Maybe ask first
 Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
 whisperwhisk
 Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication
 and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
 Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might
 be delicious
 Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your
 tongue is how you know it's working
 Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE
 WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
 carpebutts
 Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably
 don't
 spooky-son-of-rome
 Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like
 spreadsheets
 small-home-repair-vikings
 Software engineering: nothing else has made the
 code work so you might as well try it
 swordwall
 Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not
 tinysquidrachel
 Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just
 get a mouthful of seawater
 thesketcherlass
 Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus
 is what it takes get humankind to another planet,
 then so be it
 Source: snowysauropteryx
 280,607 notes
Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

tingle: snowysauropteryx Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you seananmcguire Anthropology: Maybe ask first Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN whisperwhisk Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off. Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT carpebutts Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don't spooky-son-of-rome Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like spreadsheets small-home-repair-vikings Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it swordwall Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not tinysquidrachel Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just get a mouthful of seawater thesketcherlass Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it Source: snowysauropteryx 280,607 notes Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study
tingle: snowysauropteryx
 Can you lick the science?
 An abbreviated list.
 Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
 Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
 Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes
 dangerous
 Psychology: Best not.
 Physics: ????????? How??????
 Zoology: In zoology, science licks you
 seananmcguire
 Anthropology: Maybe ask first
 Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
 whisperwhisk
 Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication
 and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
 Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might
 be delicious
 Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your
 tongue is how you know it's working
 Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE
 WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
 carpebutts
 Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably
 don't
 spooky-son-of-rome
 Engineering: Maybe, but it'll probably taste like
 spreadsheets
 small-home-repair-vikings
 Software engineering: nothing else has made the
 code work so you might as well try it
 swordwall
 Neuroscience: that is someone's brain. no. do not
 tinysquidrachel
 Marine biology: you can try, but you'll probably just
 get a mouthful of seawater
 thesketcherlass
 Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus
 is what it takes get humankind to another planet,
 then so be it
 Source: snowysauropteryx
 280,607 notes
Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

Can you lick the science? A comprehensive guide on which scientific careers one is able to taste what they study

tingle: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch, so this is her daily act of rebellion So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "🤔...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles 😂." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF 😂. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 😍. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u 🤗. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📷: Reddit u-ebbp)
tingle: Office dog isn't allowed on the couch,
 so this is her daily act of rebellion
So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly anywhere and take whoever u want anywhere any time. I'm like "🤔...how. U mainly work for me and I don't fly u around the world like that for u to be racking up miles 😂." Why did she launch into this whole shpiel about how she low key scamming TF out of southwest airline robbing them blind LEGALLY AF 😂. "Well I opened up one southwest credit card and got 60,000 miles. Then I opened up another one with another bank and got 60,000 more. Also I do all my shopping thru the southwest rewards website so even if I buy shoes at Nordstrom I get points." I'm like "wow. For me though southwest been low key getting more expensive though(?)" And she just like "yeah I don't let them drop the price on me. If they do, I switch to the next day flight, then switch back. Like if I book at $400 and it drops to $300, I switch and switch back. Down to $250? Same. Until I'm satisfied I got the best price." DID YALL HEAR THAT SHIT. "UNTIL I'M SATISFIED." She the MF queen bruh, southwest exists to shuttle her pretty ass around. And she gon scam them until their back is broken and they bankrupt and they on the news just like "yeah we were having a nice run but this woman Kate ran us dry." GO THE FUCK HEAD, KATE, U PRETTA-ASS, SCAMMIN-ASS GENIUS 😍. IDK why ladies but if u a scammer, it do something to us. It tingle our nether regions. It make us feel like if the whole world go to shit like walking dead u gon scam our chirren into health and safety. The scamming gene is like Punani fragrance - it make us a lil crazy for u 🤗. To all my scammers out there, y'all the real MVP. Scam me. Rob me. End my life. Just make sure them kids is good and imma be smiling in my grave bless up 😍😂😂😂 (📷: Reddit u-ebbp)

So I grabbed coffee with my lil homegirl who I work with and she say she got a southwest companion pass. Litchrally with this shit u fly...

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tingle: When you call her a bitch vs when the DJ says "all bad bitches to the dance floor You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I've been slacking here's a real life story at my first ever strip club. Oh and SWIPE LEFT 👈 for more gems and please follow my other page (@thebestnochillzone) if you haven't yet, love you guys. - The second time I went to a strip club I never had experienced a lap dance so my homie waited till the most finest piece of ass came around and he quickly whistled at her and she came walking over with that shbooty just bouncing from side to side like one of those bobble head toys. He then said "take my homie and give him a good dance" as she reached for my hand my balls began to tingle and sweat started drippin from my gooch, I could smell the previous guy she had her coochie all over, the smell of vagina began to be more prominent as we stepped into her corridors. She then had me sit down and she started working her magic. I felt as one with her, almost as if my penis was made specifically for her anatomy, as she danced I then whispered into her ear "LET ME FUCK" she said "no no no señor" I then reached around and whispered again "BITCH LET ME FUCK" she responded in such a exotic way explaining she was working and couldn't allow us to engage in sexual activitys. She then did a crazy little twirl as the third song played and her vagina thrusted against my mouth and I immediately began to smell the aroma of cheap burgers and 3 week of chicken chow mein. She noticed my actions and realized I became disgusted and voiced that it's been 3 songs, me again being an idiot I thought a dance was just $20 flat I had no idea it was $20 a song and I was on my last $20. That was again the most awkward thing I've ever dealt with so I told her to hang on to my wallet while I go to the ATM. I retrieved my wallet and paid the Spanish girl who rocked my world! THE END. 👉👌 -
tingle: When you call her a bitch vs when
 the DJ says "all bad bitches to the
 dance floor
You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I've been slacking here's a real life story at my first ever strip club. Oh and SWIPE LEFT 👈 for more gems and please follow my other page (@thebestnochillzone) if you haven't yet, love you guys. - The second time I went to a strip club I never had experienced a lap dance so my homie waited till the most finest piece of ass came around and he quickly whistled at her and she came walking over with that shbooty just bouncing from side to side like one of those bobble head toys. He then said "take my homie and give him a good dance" as she reached for my hand my balls began to tingle and sweat started drippin from my gooch, I could smell the previous guy she had her coochie all over, the smell of vagina began to be more prominent as we stepped into her corridors. She then had me sit down and she started working her magic. I felt as one with her, almost as if my penis was made specifically for her anatomy, as she danced I then whispered into her ear "LET ME FUCK" she said "no no no señor" I then reached around and whispered again "BITCH LET ME FUCK" she responded in such a exotic way explaining she was working and couldn't allow us to engage in sexual activitys. She then did a crazy little twirl as the third song played and her vagina thrusted against my mouth and I immediately began to smell the aroma of cheap burgers and 3 week of chicken chow mein. She noticed my actions and realized I became disgusted and voiced that it's been 3 songs, me again being an idiot I thought a dance was just $20 flat I had no idea it was $20 a song and I was on my last $20. That was again the most awkward thing I've ever dealt with so I told her to hang on to my wallet while I go to the ATM. I retrieved my wallet and paid the Spanish girl who rocked my world! THE END. 👉👌 -

You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I'v...