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this is: This is so sad
this is: This is so sad

This is so sad

this is: brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” “BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.” “Don’t antagonize the fae.” “I AM the fae, Susan.”
this is: brightlotusmoon:
a-holiday-franchise:


perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY


imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry” 



“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”
“Don’t antagonize the fae.”
“I AM the fae, Susan.”

brightlotusmoon: a-holiday-franchise: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-ch...

this is: This is exactly how it feels
this is: This is exactly how it feels

This is exactly how it feels

this is: This is so cute
this is: This is so cute

This is so cute

this is: Florida, this is why we can't have nice things. #Memes #Florida #FloridaMan #Entertainment
this is: Florida, this is why we can't have nice things. #Memes #Florida #FloridaMan #Entertainment

Florida, this is why we can't have nice things. #Memes #Florida #FloridaMan #Entertainment

this is: animalrates: This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment via @rkenyon3
this is: animalrates:
This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as payment
via @rkenyon3

animalrates: This is Duke. He recently started his own lawn care company. Relies on rufferals so please share. 12/10 accepts pats as paym...

this is: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
this is: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself:...

this is: awesomacious: Not sure if posted before but this is too cute
this is: awesomacious:

Not sure if posted before but this is too cute

awesomacious: Not sure if posted before but this is too cute

this is: plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏
this is: plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏

plinnerofficial:This is what I need in my life right now 🙌🐶My type of spirit animal 🙏

this is: This is exactly why I hate online homework.
this is: This is exactly why I hate online homework.

This is exactly why I hate online homework.

this is: phy-sal: khealywu: adulthoodisokay: [source] this is so bad this is the worst thing This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life -EXCITED KONRAD CURZE NOISES-
this is: phy-sal:
khealywu:

adulthoodisokay:

[source]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life



-EXCITED KONRAD CURZE NOISES-

phy-sal: khealywu: adulthoodisokay: [source] this is so bad this is the worst thing This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in...

this is: normal-horoscopes: trashcollectshere: normal-horoscopes: alchemicwizard: normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: NOT TO DUNK ON THE ROSICRUCIANS BUT THE ROSY CROSS IS THE UGLIEST THING EVER  - HEBREW CHARACTERS FOR A CHRISTIAN ESOTERIC SYMBOL - FOUR USES OF THE ALKALAI SYMBOL BUT NO USES OF NITRE - NICE HEXAGRAM STAR TRUST US WE ARENT ANTISEMITIC - “WHAT IF WE INCORPORATED COLOR INTO THE WORKING?“ - INRI - “IS THERE A SYMBOL FOR AIR?“ “IDK DUDE JUST DRAW A BIRD“ - “WHAT ABOUT WATER?“ “DUDE JUST PICK A WATER ZODIAC“ - “WHICH WATER ZODIAC?“ “IT DOESN’T MATTER“ - “PUT GOLD OVER THE R IN REX SO PEOPLE KNOW ITS IMPORTANT“ - OCCULT GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION Literally every aspect of it is just awful. My Hebrew isnt as good as it should be but I’m 99% certain that Hebrew is complete gibberish. ALSO the water symbol looks like aquarius which I’m sure pretty much everyone is aware is an air sign. What a fucking mess. I remember when we studied these losers in my art and occulture class I had to leave the room because I was laughing too hard at how much they suck. IT IS GIBBERISH BC ITS JUST THE ENTIRE ALPHABETWHICH IS LIKE AN INSECURE CHEF GETTING NERVOUS AND JUST PUTTING EVERY SEASONING THEY HAVE INTO THE POT I dont do occult stuff but i assume this is a mess to look at knowing the meaning but. Not knowing? The colors are awful, the symbols are placed carefully but look hard to decipher. The letters are hard to read and all around this could probably be replaced with something much easier to comphrehend and use. EXACTLYTHIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “GOOD” AND “BAD” SIGILWORKTO SOMEONE WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE OCCULT THE ROSY CROSS /FEELS/ LIKE IT HAS POWER BUT IT ALSO FEELS JUMBLED MESSY OVERLY COMPLICATED AND JUST PLAIN UGLY WHEN IT COMES TO SIGILWORK INTRICACY = POWER BUT CLARITY = ACCURACY AND THE ROSY CROSS FAILS ON BOTH FRONTS
this is: normal-horoscopes:

trashcollectshere:
normal-horoscopes:


alchemicwizard:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:
NOT TO DUNK ON THE ROSICRUCIANS BUT THE ROSY CROSS IS THE UGLIEST THING EVER
 - HEBREW CHARACTERS FOR A CHRISTIAN ESOTERIC SYMBOL - FOUR USES OF THE ALKALAI SYMBOL BUT NO USES OF NITRE - NICE HEXAGRAM STAR TRUST US WE ARENT ANTISEMITIC - “WHAT IF WE INCORPORATED COLOR INTO THE WORKING?“ - INRI - “IS THERE A SYMBOL FOR AIR?“ “IDK DUDE JUST DRAW A BIRD“ - “WHAT ABOUT WATER?“ “DUDE JUST PICK A WATER ZODIAC“ - “WHICH WATER ZODIAC?“ “IT DOESN’T MATTER“ - “PUT GOLD OVER THE R IN REX SO PEOPLE KNOW ITS IMPORTANT“ - OCCULT GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION

Literally every aspect of it is just awful. My Hebrew isnt as good as it should be but I’m 99% certain that Hebrew is complete gibberish. 
ALSO the water symbol looks like aquarius which I’m sure pretty much everyone is aware is an air sign. What a fucking mess. 
I remember when we studied these losers in my art and occulture class I had to leave the room because I was laughing too hard at how much they suck. 

IT IS GIBBERISH BC ITS JUST THE ENTIRE ALPHABETWHICH IS LIKE AN INSECURE CHEF GETTING NERVOUS AND JUST PUTTING EVERY SEASONING THEY HAVE INTO THE POT 



I dont do occult stuff but i assume this is a mess to look at knowing the meaning but. Not knowing? The colors are awful, the symbols are placed carefully but look hard to decipher. The letters are hard to read and all around this could probably be replaced with something much easier to comphrehend and use.

EXACTLYTHIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “GOOD” AND “BAD” SIGILWORKTO SOMEONE WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE OCCULT THE ROSY CROSS /FEELS/ LIKE IT HAS POWER BUT IT ALSO FEELS JUMBLED MESSY OVERLY COMPLICATED AND JUST PLAIN UGLY WHEN IT COMES TO SIGILWORK INTRICACY = POWER BUT CLARITY = ACCURACY AND THE ROSY CROSS FAILS ON BOTH FRONTS

normal-horoscopes: trashcollectshere: normal-horoscopes: alchemicwizard: normal-horoscopes: normal-horoscopes: NOT TO DUNK ON THE RO...

this is: So this is awesome and I wish I could have him as a teacher
this is: So this is awesome and I wish I could have him as a teacher

So this is awesome and I wish I could have him as a teacher

this is: This is misunderstanding taken to a wholesome level.
this is: This is misunderstanding taken to a wholesome level.

This is misunderstanding taken to a wholesome level.

this is: Bad news? this is great news
this is: Bad news? this is great news

Bad news? this is great news

this is: This is getting serious boys
this is: This is getting serious boys

This is getting serious boys

this is: I am a middle child and I can confirm this is true
this is: I am a middle child and I can confirm this is true

I am a middle child and I can confirm this is true

this is: This is the most annoying sensation, hands down. #Memes #Cats #Animals #Annoying #Popcorn
this is: This is the most annoying sensation, hands down. #Memes #Cats #Animals #Annoying #Popcorn

This is the most annoying sensation, hands down. #Memes #Cats #Animals #Annoying #Popcorn

this is: This is the most annoying sensation, hands down. #Memes #Cats #Animals #Annoying #Popcorn
this is: This is the most annoying sensation, hands down. #Memes #Cats #Animals #Annoying #Popcorn

This is the most annoying sensation, hands down. #Memes #Cats #Animals #Annoying #Popcorn

this is: bunjywunjy: lostinhistory: bidet-of-evil: officialukulele: nogoawayok: penguinsstealingsanity: that-ships-hellabig: phanfruit: krakkenchaos: swindontownswoodilypooper: petrovasinspace: f-i-v-e-byfive: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: ilovecountryeverything: titaniumbovine: peaceroxi: steveisoncrack: HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.  Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks …I had plans today but now. THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK. FUCK THIS GAME LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!! IT’S BACK WHY IS THIS BACK WHYYYYY oh shit I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas Ohmygod It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD i think this is gonna be a problem i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she  I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection I am on a dock by a bay the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base
this is: bunjywunjy:
lostinhistory:

bidet-of-evil:

officialukulele:


nogoawayok:

penguinsstealingsanity:


that-ships-hellabig:


phanfruit:


krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY


Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas


Ohmygod


It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD


i think this is gonna be a problem

i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she 


I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection 

I am on a dock by a bay



the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base

bunjywunjy: lostinhistory: bidet-of-evil: officialukulele: nogoawayok: penguinsstealingsanity: that-ships-hellabig: phanfruit:...

this is: greataustralianbight: blessedimagesblog: positive-memes: Heartwarming Stories To Renew Your Faith in Humanity blessed_stories This is worth reading! Some positivity 💪
this is: greataustralianbight:

blessedimagesblog:

positive-memes:

Heartwarming Stories To Renew Your Faith in Humanity


blessed_stories


This is worth reading! 


Some positivity 💪

greataustralianbight: blessedimagesblog: positive-memes: Heartwarming Stories To Renew Your Faith in Humanity blessed_stories This...

this is: This is super sweet and beautiful.
this is: This is super sweet and beautiful.

This is super sweet and beautiful.

this is: This is seriously genius 😂🙌 (credit: @leresatee) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-r0a2AhJFd/?igshid=1n4civaywa9ws
this is: This is seriously genius 😂🙌 (credit: @leresatee) 
https://www.instagram.com/p/B-r0a2AhJFd/?igshid=1n4civaywa9ws

This is seriously genius 😂🙌 (credit: @leresatee) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-r0a2AhJFd/?igshid=1n4civaywa9ws

this is: Not sure if posted before but this is too cute
this is: Not sure if posted before but this is too cute

Not sure if posted before but this is too cute

this is: This is definitely me
this is: This is definitely me

This is definitely me

this is: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.
this is: My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

My mom makes pottery masks as a hobby. My dad is going quaran-crazy. This is the result.

this is: animalrates:This is Gracie. People think it’s easy being a puppy but it’s actually exhausting. 12/10 sweet dreams baby
this is: animalrates:This is Gracie. People think it’s easy being a puppy but it’s actually exhausting. 12/10 sweet dreams baby

animalrates:This is Gracie. People think it’s easy being a puppy but it’s actually exhausting. 12/10 sweet dreams baby

this is: This is very true
this is: This is very true

This is very true

this is: miileskine: miileskine: this is the realest shit i’ve ever read all the french in the notes are like
this is: miileskine:
miileskine:
this is the realest shit i’ve ever read
all the french in the notes are like

miileskine: miileskine: this is the realest shit i’ve ever read all the french in the notes are like

this is: thesassypigs: “After my bath Mamma is taking me out for My Birthday Celebration 🎊 This is my most comfy spot & Mamma loves me a lot ❤️" via @apignamedjane
this is: thesassypigs:
“After my bath Mamma is taking me out for My Birthday Celebration 🎊 This is my most comfy spot & Mamma loves me a lot ❤️"
via @apignamedjane

thesassypigs: “After my bath Mamma is taking me out for My Birthday Celebration 🎊 This is my most comfy spot & Mamma loves me a lot ❤️" v...

this is: justcatposts: Don’t say you listen to rock music if you don’t know who this is  (via: @the_real_lenny_bernstein) [SOUND ON]
this is: justcatposts:
Don’t say you listen to rock music if you don’t know who this is 
(via: @the_real_lenny_bernstein) [SOUND ON]

justcatposts: Don’t say you listen to rock music if you don’t know who this is  (via: @the_real_lenny_bernstein) [SOUND ON]

this is: ups-dogs:This is Carlos and Derby out in San Diego! Derby gets very excited when Carlos drops by!
this is: ups-dogs:This is Carlos and Derby out in San Diego! Derby gets very excited when Carlos drops by!

ups-dogs:This is Carlos and Derby out in San Diego! Derby gets very excited when Carlos drops by!

this is: This is so sweet
this is: This is so sweet

This is so sweet

this is: freshprincesubs:and this is why the original Aunt Viv slayed.
this is: freshprincesubs:and this is why the original Aunt Viv slayed.

freshprincesubs:and this is why the original Aunt Viv slayed.

this is: the-most-beautiful-duwang:this is too much to ask one person to answer
this is: the-most-beautiful-duwang:this is too much to ask one person to answer

the-most-beautiful-duwang:this is too much to ask one person to answer

this is: animalrates: This is Ingo and Poldi. They’ve been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups via @tanjabrandt2
this is: animalrates:
This is Ingo and Poldi. They’ve been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups
via @tanjabrandt2

animalrates: This is Ingo and Poldi. They’ve been best buds since they met. Now they do everything together. 13/10 for both pups via @tan...

this is: animalrates:This is Lance. He burst through the fence back there to show you his new bow tie. 13/10 please tell him he’s handsome
this is: animalrates:This is Lance. He burst through the fence back there to show you his new bow tie. 13/10 please tell him he’s handsome

animalrates:This is Lance. He burst through the fence back there to show you his new bow tie. 13/10 please tell him he’s handsome

this is: Unfortunately this is true
this is: Unfortunately this is true

Unfortunately this is true

this is: Australia has complete border closures, this is WA’s premiers response to a young girl asking if the Easter Bunny can still travel.
this is: Australia has complete border closures, this is WA’s premiers response to a young girl asking if the Easter Bunny can still travel.

Australia has complete border closures, this is WA’s premiers response to a young girl asking if the Easter Bunny can still travel.

this is: This is how it is comrades
this is: This is how it is comrades

This is how it is comrades