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Facts, God, and Porn: Watching porn* Male pornstar: slightly moans* Me: mldon tremember asking you a god damn thing 0 made with mematic FACTS

FACTS

Taken, Yo, and Break: She won't break you like those other ilswill. That's exactly why you're terrified of her. She could make yo happy. And you know being happy is the most terrifying thing in the universe. Once you're happy it can be taken from you

Dank, Preach, and Sex: BEING GAY IS A SIN? So you don't eat seafood? Or mix fabrics? Or have premarital sex? Or masturbate? Or watch porn? Or wear jewelry? Or gossip? Or work on Saturdays? Or have tattoos? If you're gonna preach and live by the Bible, live by the whole thing or shut the fuck up.

Dude, Head, and Tumblr: definitelynotcool: rufiohswithmilk: When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like Oh no street harassment here it comes.' but then the guy was like "DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU." The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window. awesomacious: Rainbows are cool

awesomacious: Rainbows are cool

Memes, Twitter, and Weird: I finally reunited with my grandpa after 15 years and the first thing he shows me is a picture of 5-year old me that he's kept in his wallet ever since ~ gianne on Twitter Weird World @ weirdworldinsta

Life, Memes, and Dreams: Does anyone else see things in their dreams and then, later on, see the exact same thing in real life. Odidyouknowpage

Life, Money, and Best: r/AskReddit u/SquidleyStudios S 4h You suddenly have all the money you'll ever want or need in your life What's the first thing you do with your newfound wealth Discussion 9.2k 5.3k Share BEST COMMENTS ReddieBagels S2 4h Go back to sleep .ely 16.3k me irl

me irl

Dank, Life, and Memes: r/AskReddit u/SquidleyStudios S 4h You suddenly have all the money you'll ever want or need in your life What's the first thing you do with your newfound wealth Discussion 9.2k 5.3k Share BEST COMMENTS ReddieBagels S2 4h Go back to sleep .ely 16.3k me irl by NoChillNoah5 MORE MEMES

me irl by NoChillNoah5 MORE MEMES

Saw, Today, and Change: Hebah @Hebah>x I saw an adult German Shepard that'S diagnosed with dwarfism today and it's the cutest thing I saw all year ING This is cutest dog of all. Change my mind. (credit & consent: @hebahx)

This is cutest dog of all. Change my mind. (credit

Bad, Definitely, and Tumblr: Well nnng er lemon76 said: CAN WE SEE WHAT PERIDOTS EXPRESSION WAS FOR THAT DOM JASP Anonymous said: How does Peri feel about being dominated by Jasper there? It looks painful jasker: mmhm this is definitely peridots type of thing B^)maybe a little painful, but thats… not always a bad thing…….

jasker: mmhm this is definitely peridots type of thing B^)maybe a little painful, but thats… not always a bad thing…….

Complex, Drugs, and Gif: There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. "This may not be the right place," the Startup Castle says, if you - Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week - Have more than 1 tattoo - Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social media Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day Wear make-up more than twice a weelk - Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents - Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents - Have more than one internet app date per week - Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week - Use marijuana more than twice a year - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire ajani-on-the-spot: gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them No, no, guys, look closely. This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation. Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization. There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone. (Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.) “It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

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Books, True, and Book: "I know that books seem like the ultimate thing that's made by one person, but that's not true. Every reading of a book is a collaboration between the reader and the writer who are making the story up together." -John Green 35

Dad, Dank, and Bible: LAD BIBLE 'Dad, what is this thing you've brought into our house?' 😂👶

'Dad, what is this thing you've brought into our house?' 😂👶

Cats, Fake, and Fucking: programmerhumour Made a fake computer so the cat stops fucking with me. Harvard University wants to Know your location Allow B naamahdarling This is actually A+ cat management. "Mirroring" is a big thing with cats. It's why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them It's a sign that they love you and want to show. This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party. This is a GOOD IDEA. onlyniceandgaystuff Made a fake computer so the cat feels loved and included in my life funny

Bodies , Head, and Taken: on rapist A WOMAN made preg nant by a rapist shot him ten times and cut his head off after authori- ties refused to let her have an abortion. The victim hurled the severed head into her vil- lage square, shoutin that her attacker ha toyed with her honour", The man had taken nude photos of her and blackmailed her before raping her repeatedly The 26-year-old has been hailed a heroine for her actions by women's groups in Turkey highladyofthesith: transgirlpinup: theblondlesbianfromthesnakehouse: gavinscreamingmichaelyelling: time-is-a-many-splendored-thing: douglasmurphy: rainbowcoffin: c-h-0-w: nightwife: Always reblog Woah well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that. I’m sure he somehow liked it Look, I’ve heard men’s bodies have a way of just rejecting a decapitation. He shouldn’t have been out by himself….

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Memes, Heart, and 🤖: @ peacefulMindPeacefulLife The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face and more to do with your heart and how you treat people. _KANDEE JOHNSON

Candy, Crush, and Friends: supernatural-tardis: i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked THIS my friends, is the reason why people study and bear with psychology

Cute, Grandpa, and Old: gianne @viagianne i finally reunited with my grandpa after 15 years and the first thing he shows me is a picture of 5-year old me that he's kept in his wallet ever since This is so cute :)

This is so cute :)

Anime, Dank, and God: NoW sON, THE IMPORTANTOH GOD. OH GoD, NO THING TO REMEMBER ABOUT CORN IS- RUN. RUN AS FAST AS You CAN, SONNY THE TUMBLE BUTTS ARE BACK. 由 Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net I'll be at Anime Boston, Booth 107, April 19-21. See you there!

I'll be at Anime Boston, Booth 107, April 19-21. See you there!

Dank, Saw, and Today: Hebah l? @Hebahx I saw an adult German Shepard that'S diagnosed with dwarfism today and it's the cutest thing I saw all year ING I NEED HIM.

I NEED HIM.

Dank, Memes, and Target: When you're a failure but at least you don't smoke meth: That is the thing by NachoRaptor MORE MEMES

That is the thing by NachoRaptor MORE MEMES

Failure, The Thing, and Meth: When you're a failure but at least you don't smoke meth: That is the thing

That is the thing

Mind, Awake, and Thing: as i lay awake the only thing that's on my mind is you

Memes, Http, and Failure: When you're a failure but at least you don't smoke meth: That is the thing via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2IltjvC

That is the thing via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2IltjvC

Girl, Been, and One: When a girl cries, it's not usually over one thing. It's built up anger and emotions that she's been holding in for too long.

Space, Water, and Sleep: How so FEEL BETTER CLEAN YouR SPACE EAT SoME THING HEALTHY PLAY GREAT MMSIC LIGHT A CANDLE DRINK A GLASS oF WATER (x8) .SLEEP A LITT LE .BREEEEEAAAATHE

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: MrBeast & @MrBeastYT.5c The whitest thing you can do is use the divider at checkout in a grocery store. 01,865 t 3,508 57.2K Leo Skylo @Leoskylo 5d And the blackest one? 50 ,19 MrBeast @MrBeastYT Replying to @Leoskylo I'm only allowed to make fun of white people 11:24 pm- 8/4/19 Twitter for iPhone 283 Retweets 9,261 Likes Good guy Mr Beast by DannyHallam MORE MEMES

Good guy Mr Beast by DannyHallam MORE MEMES

Iphone, Twitter, and White People: MrBeast & @MrBeastYT.5c The whitest thing you can do is use the divider at checkout in a grocery store. 01,865 t 3,508 57.2K Leo Skylo @Leoskylo 5d And the blackest one? 50 ,19 MrBeast @MrBeastYT Replying to @Leoskylo I'm only allowed to make fun of white people 11:24 pm- 8/4/19 Twitter for iPhone 283 Retweets 9,261 Likes Good guy Mr Beast

Good guy Mr Beast

Drugs, Tumblr, and Thank You: remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs.. say thank you, because drugs are expensive. srsfunny:The One Thing They Never Told Us To Do

srsfunny:The One Thing They Never Told Us To Do

Memes, Poems, and Classical Art: When someone accuses you of writing unflattering poems about them behind their back CLASSICAL ART MEMES Me? I would never do such a thing

Huh, Religion, and One: pukicho Huh You all hear about this religion thing? amllama which one? pukicho There's TWO?!?!? 4,190 notes

Life, Love, and Best: "I think I did love him" she whispered under her falling tears "It's been months and I think of him everyday. Sometimes I'm enraged at him for what he did and sometimes I'm thankful that he at least came into my life and gave me hope again." She looked out the window and stared at the rain that fell in synch with her tears "It was the best thing I ever felt. I think that was love."

Cute, Lol, and Sorry: I mean lesbian @Kaytarasaurus l think this may be the best wrong number text I've ever received AT&T 12:35 PM 90%-. ATar ? 12:53 PM 12:53 PM q 83% oday 1234 PM Hi sorry this is not Brittany, I think you may have the wrong Hi Brittany Nancy sources for baby pygmy's, we lost Spookie a month ago he was 13, and I would like to get another goat for Maple, I tried a four old female and I need to return her tomorrow, it's not going well. she sits with my neighbors 4 other goats all day. and her and Maple. fight horribly Thanks Brit..! Nanc do you have any am so sorry! No worries! I hope you find a baby goat for Maple. :) I know right.. not an easy thing to find .. lol Messop0 0 ゃ寒帝ャ@ Pay This is Maple.. The sender is oot in your contact st Report Junk : Maple is so cute!!! Thank you for the pic e ASDF G HJKL Delivered 0 0 123 space return Sometimes you hit the wrong text jackpot (credit & consent: @kaytarasaurus)

Sometimes you hit the wrong text jackpot (credit

Tumblr, Best, and Blog: weaponizedhorse: art-nimals: art-nimals: This was BY FAR the best thing I’ve seen today. (Source) watch it until the end IT WILL NOT DISAPPOINT

weaponizedhorse: art-nimals: art-nimals: This was BY FAR the best thing I’ve seen today. (Source) watch it until the end IT WILL NOT DIS...

Friends, Google, and Pornhub: ? r/AskReddit SUBSCRIBE u/Nejvex. 5h What is the most pointless thing that actually exists? Discussion 會16.5k 8.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS OddlyHyperbolic 2 2 2h Share button on porn * 勺Reply 會22.6k AaawShitBuddy 31h Share with Google+" I don't want my PornHub friends knowing l use Google+ 16.7k srsfunny:RIP Google+

srsfunny:RIP Google+

Dank, 🤖, and Bates: Amanda Bates @Batemeddy What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child? young gunner @machinegunkelly Naptime was a punishment. 😩😪 naps are a luxury now

😩😪 naps are a luxury now

Good, Pisces, and Change: PISCES (Februa Mach 20) It's a Pisces Thing Pisces: get ready for a big change but be excited about it! Take it on with no hesitation, this is going to be a good thing as long as you let it be ZodiacThing.com

Dank, Bible, and The Real: 215 LAD BIBLE This guy's rally car impression sounds just like the real thing 😂😂

This guy's rally car impression sounds just like the real thing 😂😂

Anime, Dank, and Boston: BUT I WAS IN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT... THIS HATIS THE ONLY THING HOLDING ALL MY GUTS IN. I KNOW... THIS FUNERAL IS FOR YOu! HEY! TAKE YOUR HAT OFF WE'RE AT A FUNERAL. AS AWESOME! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net I'll be at Anime Boston, Booth 107, April 19-21. See you there!

I'll be at Anime Boston, Booth 107, April 19-21. See you there!

Memes, Best, and Home: Coming home to find a little SOU for s priceless. youb.. The Best thing <3 (Teemu)

The Best thing

Memes, Saw, and Good: I saw an adult German Shepard that'S diagnosed with dwarfism today and it's the cutest thing l saw all year ING Little good boy via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2XeLQ04

Little good boy via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2XeLQ04

Dank, Memes, and Saw: I saw an adult German Shepard that'S diagnosed with dwarfism today and it's the cutest thing l saw all year ING Little good boy by PepeHand MORE MEMES

Little good boy by PepeHand MORE MEMES

Relationships, Subway, and Mash: $mash @casht130 Has anyone else ordered the same thing at subway since they were 12 or is that just me?

Avengers Age of Ultron, Funny, and Huh: Wow GooD THING CAN RUN FASTER HAN BULLETS, HUH? CAN You IMAGINE IF WAS AS SLoW AS You? VERy .: FUNNY lousysharkbutt: MCURewatch Day 11 - AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON patreon | twitter | instagram

lousysharkbutt: MCURewatch Day 11 - AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON patreon | twitter | instagram

Parents, Don, and Thing: lo @lauren furno ive had a teenage couple tip me $8 on a $20 bill and a middle aged couple tip me $1 on a $34 bill. dont tell me this generation isnt nicer than our parents because this is a daily thing. We don’t destroy everything

We don’t destroy everything

Thing, Thinking, and The-Only-Thing: THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES IT A PART oF YoUR KEEP THINKING ABouT

Dank, Love, and Songs: Chris Burns @fatcarriebshaw Insane that there's so many songs about love and seemingly no songs about mozzarella sticks Aren't they the same thing?

Aren't they the same thing?

Cute, Life, and Tumblr: Your Story Isn't Over Yet m enou breath bloodyknives: hiding-hellfire: cute-aesthetics-things: You thought it was over until you decided it’s not. One day you decided to put an end to everything and in that split moment, you decided No, you’re going to keep going because you know you are worth so much more. That’s what “;” stands for. “A semicolon is used when an author could’ve chosen to end their sentence, but chose not to. The author is you, and the sentence is your life.“ Let this ring be a reminder that everything happens for a reason and whatever happens should not be the end of your story! Help us spread awareness with this Semicolon Ring! GET YOURS HERE: SEMICOLON RING I AM ENOUGH RING // BREATHE RING These semicolon rings are…literally the best thing ever NEED

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One, They, and Thing: Rati @_reratilwe It took me about 2 months to swallow this one but: People are allowed to decide they want nothing to do with you. Literally. No one owes you a damn thing. Not even an explanation. 6/7/18, 11:20 AM

Laundry, Memes, and 🤖: Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.

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