✅ 25+ Best Memes About the World

Be Like, College, and Math: My older sibling in college Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. My math homework There's nothing about this I understand It do be like that

It do be like that

Beautiful, Chrome, and Cute: ybs-lyricsandphilosophy: jane-the-killer-is-wifu: life-is-chrome: mikasslime: roses-on-the-rocks: scatterations: cute-aesthetics-things: What if you could wear the entire universe on your finger? Since ancient times, astronomers around the world have used models of the sky to make calculations. With the advent of the armillary sphere, stargazers were given a physical model to better visualize the lines of celestial longitude and latitude. Created independently in ancient Greece and ancient China, these armillary spheres consisted of spherical rings centered on either the Earth or the Sun. During the 16th and 17th centuries, these astronomy tools were sized down to become fashionable finger rings that moved just like regular armillary spheres. This beautiful and unique Ring will make a lovely gift for your friends and family! => GET YOURS HERE <= I’ve bought the silver one. I think it’ll double as a pendant when it’s open I have a strong want for this I need this If anyone gets me this ill melt in your arms and you’ll have my heart forever I really want one oml it’s beautiful If someone gets me this I’ll cook dinner for them every night for the rest of their life and be their de facto house husband

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Crazy, World, and Mom: Me asking my mom why the world is so crazy right now BECAUSE Y'ALL KILLED THAT DAMN GORILLA I miss him

I miss him

Run, Work, and Home: Зh Why are you photographing trains? Do you work for the rail company? Are you the media? 274 Зh It's a hobby, there are a crap ton of people who do it for fun. Not just here in the US but around the world. <-1 71 31 - 3h So it's a hobby. Why can't you enjoy it in the privacy of your own home? Replying to ana Because trains don't run through my home 4/11/17, 8:34 AM Meirl

Meirl

College, Math, and Okay: My older sibling in college Look, Ive been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. My math homework There's nothing about this I understand

Hungry, Good, and Heart: 11e 1nesh Tlesh flesh 1les fle tumblino: zettaslowzettago snarkpopotamus every time i see this, my heart fils with joy Every time I see this, I worry that it's a warning message from hungry crayons out to take over the world. boih are good The crayons

The crayons

World, Amd, and Net: THE WORLD MEANS E VERYTHING то ME мY AMD YOU ARE WORLD https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Club, Curving, and Tumblr: wyup.that.exists THE BABIRUSA IS A WILD PIG WHOSE TUSKS CAN GROW SO LONG THEY CURVE BACKWARDS ULTIMATELY IMPALING THEIR SKULLS AND ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM UNLIKE JEFFREY EPSTEIN WHO WAS KILLED ON PURPOSE laughoutloud-club: The world remembers

laughoutloud-club: The world remembers

Dumb, Life, and Memes: Spent the afternoon writing a thing with Bobby & @Lyrikris10 and I swear never laughed so much while writing in my life—it’s the one room in the world where I still get to be the dumb kid brother yelling ideas from the couch https://t.co/EeFAzE3G6Q

Spent the afternoon writing a thing with Bobby & @Lyrikris10 and I swear never laughed so much while writing in my life—it’s the one room in...

Bad, Shit, and Tumblr: The World: Is absolute shit Also the World: srsfunny: It’s not so bad after all.

srsfunny: It’s not so bad after all.

World, Back, and How: When someone sees my horrible grades and I tell him how I was top of my class back in 7th grade Tused to rule the world

Run, Ted, and Work: Dan Hensley @RealDanHensley 3h Why are you photographing trains? Do you work for the rail company? Are you the media? 474 Ted Ellis @chiefted 3h It's a hobby, there are a crap ton of people who do it for fun. Not just here in the US but around the world. 471 31 Dan Hensley @RealDanHensley 3h So it's a hobby. Why can't you enjoy it in the privacy of your own home? 구 2 4 Ted Ellis @chiefted Replying to @RealDanHensley and @midnightdog Because trains don't run through my home 4/11/17, 8:34 AM Trains

Trains

Africa, Germany, and Power: When an Austrian guy takes power in Germany and invades Poland with Russia so you as an Australian are sent to North Africa to fight the Italians What the hell happened here? Me learning everything there is to know about the world wars:

Me learning everything there is to know about the world wars:

Alive, Fake, and World: punk @nueports people said the world ending in 2012 was fake but has anyone felt alive since then The end of the world: 2012

The end of the world: 2012

Wtf, World, and The World: Birb @NotMinalinsky Bro 1: i gotta pee bro Bro 2: just pee anywhere bro the world is your toilet *bro 1 pees in bro 2's mouth* Bro 2: bro wtf Bro 1: you're my world bro Bro 2: bro... IMiss Ten Seconds Ago When I Didn't Know This Thing Existed I miss 15 years ago, when I didn’t exist

I miss 15 years ago, when I didn’t exist

Queen, Information, and World: desuke-dragon-queen: kathplanet: i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER I don't know when I will ever use this information but I am glad I have it .

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Dank, Fucking, and Memes: NOU THEY'RE ALL FUCKING REVERSE CARDS! 4-20 What the world needs by chonky-boi-yee MORE MEMES

What the world needs by chonky-boi-yee MORE MEMES

World, Dog, and The World: Blair @BlairGilfillan If I lay here, if I just lay here..would you lie with me and just forget the world Dog-tired

Dog-tired

Ass, Butt, and Iphone: Macaulay Culkin O @IncredibleCulk · 4h Before Sir Mix-a-Lot, people constantly lied about their butt size preferences. Don't tell me lyrics can't change the world. 27 512 50 3,130 27 Macaulay Culkin Retweeted Sir Mix-A-Lot O @therealmix Replying to @IncredibleCulk In 1992 I felt it was absolutely necessary to expose the drawbacks of pancake ass while simultaneously pointing out the benefits of a juicy round mound. 10:54 AM · 20 Aug 19 · Twitter for iPhone 529 Retweets 2,018 Likes blacktwittercomedy: Black Social Comedy

blacktwittercomedy: Black Social Comedy

Chase, Eclipse, and Moon: Sometimes, I think of the sun and the moon as lovers whe rarely meet, always chase, and almost always miss one another. But once in a while, they do catch up, and they ki ss, and the world stares in awe of their eclipse. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Alive, Fall, and God: You see, I want a lot. Maybe I want it all the darkness of each endless fall, the shimmering light of each ascent. So many are alive who don't seem to care. Casual, easy, they move in the world as though untouched weltenwellen:Rainer Maria Rilke, Rilke’s Book of Hours: Love Poems to God

weltenwellen:Rainer Maria Rilke, Rilke’s Book of Hours: Love Poems to God

God, Shit, and True: Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them allthe lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say I will help you." ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy. naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." Holy shit. Holy shit. Yes. YES. obsessedwithamedot THIS Why God created Atheists

Why God created Atheists

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Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

$Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.$