✅ 25+ Best Memes About the Police

Bad, Creepy, and Police: Cookie @666cookie666 1s We all know the lyrics for The Police hit "Every Breath You Take" is about a creepy stalker that can't get over a broken relationship. That's fine. But if you imagine it's your dog singing about how he or she loves you and wants scritches, it makes your eyes leak happy tears. awesomacious: Not so bad if you look at it another way.

awesomacious: Not so bad if you look at it another way.

Police, The Police, and Floating: NO FLOATING me the police

Bad, Creepy, and Police: Cookie @666cookie666 1s We all know the lyrics for The Police hit "Every Breath You Take" is about a creepy stalker that can't get over a broken relationship. That's fine. But if you imagine it's your dog singing about how he or she loves you and wants scritches, it makes your eyes leak happy tears. Not so bad if you look at it another way.

Not so bad if you look at it another way.

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Asian, Drugs, and Police: NO FLOATING me the police #1 Me listening to songs about drugs, and murder on my way to pick up Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts #2 When your favorite teacher yells at you.#3 Asian tourists#4 Everything is better with cake.#5 It makes sense now.#6 when im in the middle of having a whole conversation...

#1 Me listening to songs about drugs, and murder on my way to pick up Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts #2 When your favorite teacher yells ...

Iphone, Life, and Police: Kevín @KevOnStage At this point in my life I may never call the police for anything. Ever. 11:35 AM 10/13/19 Twitter for iPhone 999 Retweets 2,946 Likes Fuck it mine as well take my chances 🤷🏿‍♂️

Fuck it mine as well take my chances 🤷🏿‍♂️

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Police, MeIRL, and Dog: The police just showed up and took the dog! What!!? Why?!!! Unpaid barking tickets Why did I marry you? meirl

meirl

Dank, Memes, and Police: The police just showed up and took the dog! What!!? Why?!!! Unpaid barking tickets Why did I marry you? meirl by Blazingfire17 MORE MEMES

meirl by Blazingfire17 MORE MEMES

Police, Bleach, and The Police: HHO CAME EERST OVE 2:48 I'm calling the police I will then proceed to wash my eyes with bleach

I will then proceed to wash my eyes with bleach

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Dank, Definitely, and Head: 21% 1:19 PM # restaurants pOIce omcers eauuree imarayene Lafayette Police Depa... a OVERVIEW REVIEWS 10 The Slambulance SLAM 1 review 8 months ago My arresting officer was very friendly. I resisted arrest at first and he had to chase me, he caught me pretty quick so I knew he was in good physical shape which is how most of the Lafayette PD officers are. He was careful enough to taser me in the middle of my back and I fell into the front yard of someone's house on University ave. After I fell down he placed his knee on my neck just to make sure I did not get up and run away again. Cuffs were put on firmly but they were not too tight. Also, he made sure I did not hit my head when he put me in the police car. Overall I had a good experience with Lafayette PD and would definitely get arrested by them again. 5 Comments 11 Shares 17 Leaving a review on your arresting officer by ruebin87 MORE MEMES

Leaving a review on your arresting officer by ruebin87 MORE MEMES

Gif, Police, and MeIRL: CocaColaCOca-Cola @CocaCola Replying to @jennie_comeaux Age is just a number! 9:34 AM 10/4/19 Sprinklr 1,351 Retweets 1,795 Likes Roanapur Gunslinger @RevyTwo_... .9h Replying to @CocaCola and @jennie_comeaux GIF Let me take you to the police Lolicon-san. 91 L223 373 Meirl

Meirl

Bad, Crime, and Phone: "It's good to see you again. You probably don't remember me, but you're the police officer who falsely arrested me four years ago," Gelin said to Gallardo. "You lied on the police report. I believe you are a rogue police officer. You're bad police officer, and you don't deserve to be here." Garen NEWSMAVEN.IO City Commissioner Calls Cop "Rogue" as he Receives Deputy of the Month Award Photography is Not a Crime twodotsknowwhy: note-a-bear: crime-she-typed: LET HIM KNOW 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 This like *just* happened. Here’s a wapo link, which includes video of the moment. His name is Mike Gelin, and he’s a councilman for the city of Tamarac, FL Also, this isnt up for dispute. Gelin recorded the entire incident on his phone, which caused the charges to be dropped when the video evidence directly contradicted what the cop wrote down in his report. The cop was caught falsifying a police report and still is considered a stellar cop.

twodotsknowwhy: note-a-bear: crime-she-typed: LET HIM KNOW 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 This like *just* happened. Here’s a wapo link, which includes video...

Food, News, and Police: I SAW ON THE NEWS A WOMAN WAS FOUND SECRETLY LIVING IN A MAN'S HOUSE AFTER NOTICING MISSING FOOD, THE OWNER REVIEWED HIS SECURITY CAMERAS. BUT WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVED,THEY FOUND NO TRACE OF HER. WHAT THEY DON' T KNOW Is i'VE JUST FOUND A NEW PLACE To HIDE BECKSCOMICS Hidden [OC]

Hidden [OC]

Police, The Police, and Can: SO, HEY I'M WOODY. MAYBE I CAN CALL YOU SOMETIME SO WHAT MEET FOR DRINKS, THEN-? --?! YOU SHOT ME ?! WOODY THE POLICE ARE HERE Woody

Woody

Funny, Memes, and Police: When you don't know if it's a SKI RACK or the police MasiPopal Funny Memes Of The Day 33 Pics

Funny Memes Of The Day 33 Pics

Drunk, Police, and Uber: Me, drunk and wondering why she's mad at the Uber driver My gf telling the police not to arrest me ICE for real why she mad

for real why she mad

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE emmaubler: awesomacious:The End of The Hill Always reblog this hero

emmaubler: awesomacious:The End of The Hill Always reblog this hero

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Family, Introvert, and Jail: Ex/Introvert @Demetrismmm Yall ever prank called the police & they showed up at your house when y'all were kids? i did, but my mamma went to jail cause she had a warrant out for her arrest the family hated me 1:12 AM 9/16/19 Twitter Web App 734 Retweets 3,064 Likes Not mom dukes!?!

Not mom dukes!?!

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

A Dream, Police, and Soon...: Students For Trump TRUMP Follow TrumpStudents Tomorrow, they will be calling to abolish the pollice:Soon, ihey will be: callirngg to aalbolish the military 9:51 AM-30 Jun 2018 from McMurray, PA Today Democrats are calling to Abolish ICE Tomorrow they will be calling to abolish the police Soon, they will be calling to Abolish the Military awfulpunk: it would be a dream scenario if the democrats actually wanted any of this

awfulpunk: it would be a dream scenario if the democrats actually wanted any of this

Deer, Police, and Dog: emme @emmethompsonn someone called the police on my dog because he ran away and attacked a deer and i know this is serious but the sight of him in the cop car i'm alskdjfhsgh

Police, Never, and Back: Top tip: Never hold your hands behind your back when posing for a photo with the police.

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE awesomacious: The End of The Hill

awesomacious: The End of The Hill

Police, The Police, and You: 45 miles away Have you ever said "Fk the police"? Well now's your chance. F u police…

F u police…

Police, Protest, and Tumblr: r/Sino i.redd.it picture I'm an American. This is an undercover cop who threatened to kill me and a half dozen others when his badge fell out of his pocket at a protest against the police murdering innocent people in Oakland, CA. The hypocrisy of my country criticizing the police in a workers' state like China is astounding u/anarchophysicist 630 Share 71 backstageinsecurity: whyyoustabbedme: Undercover American officer pinning a black man while pointing his gun in a crowd of minorities, threatening to shoot them during a protest against police killing innocent people. not forgetting that said black man is protecting a CHILD from the officer by shielding him with his body

backstageinsecurity: whyyoustabbedme: Undercover American officer pinning a black man while pointing his gun in a crowd of minorities, thr...

Funny, Meme, and Police: meladoodle i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed firelorcl a dentist turkey-imported-from-maine i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police Source:meladoodle 1,086,797 notes 19 Hilarious Tumblr Posts #showpo #meme #funny #funnyquote #laugh #iloveshowpo

19 Hilarious Tumblr Posts #showpo #meme #funny #funnyquote #laugh #iloveshowpo

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: KAY P BABY SHIVA @BabyyShiva nigga think he light yagami NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost 3d Serial rapist found after trying to join the police force hunting him trib.al/fCT4abl 10:17 PM 04 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone 18.3K Retweets 57.1K Likes Kira Turner by Mufakun MORE MEMES

Kira Turner by Mufakun MORE MEMES

Family, Girls, and Police: "AS SOON AS THE GUY STARTED NOTICING THAT WE WERE CHASING HIM, HE STOPPED AT THE END OF THE HILL AND LET HER OUT, AND SHE RAN TO ME AND SAID THAT SHE NEEDED HER MOM TEMAR BOGGS E:joy TEMAR BOGGS AND A FRIEND SPOTTED KIDNAPPED JOCELYN ROJAS IN A CAR AND GAVE CHASE UNTIL THE KIDNAPPER EVENTUALULY RELEASED THE LITTLE GIRL BOGGS TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO THE POLICE AND THEY CONTACTED HER FRANTIC MOTHER AND FAMILY POLICE SAY THE TEENS MAY HAVE SCARED THE ABDUCTOR INTO GIVING THE GIRL UP AND THEIR BRAVERY IS BEING PRAISED BY THE GIRL'S FAMILY AND POLICE The End of The Hill

The End of The Hill

Cars, Hello, and Police: Round like a shot GOING to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello, I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed You don't have to hurry now because I've shot them. Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them. To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available. TONY GLADSTONE Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do

Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do

Crying, Jail, and Life: One time when I was like six I was in Walmart and I was eating a tube of Pringles and I ate them while my mom paid but I forgot to let the guy scan my Pringles so I walked to the door and an alarm went off and I just started running because I got scared and then my mom couldn't find me because I was hiding behind the newspaper things and the Walmart people called the police because I was missing and when I heard them show up I thought I was a criminal so I left my mom a note on the newspaper that said I went to Mexico to start a new life and not to come looking for me and then I took off running with my Pringles can and I ran for like an hour and then the cops saw me walking down the road so they pulled over so I started running again and then they were using the like car intercom thing and they told me to stop running so when I didI thought they were gonna put me in handcuffs and take me to jail so I was crying and I slapped the officer in the stomach and tried to run again but he just held me back and when he asked me what happened to me and I told him he started crying he was laughing so hard. And he just gave my mom two dollars for the Pringles and he was still laughing when he left. And that's the time I was a wanted criminal. epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

epicjohndoe: A Rollercoaster From Start To Finish

Bruh, Police, and Girl: IREMEMBER WHEN YOU HUGGEDA GIRL AND SHE FELT ALL SOFT...NOW THEY ALL WEARING WAIST TRAINERS FEEL LIKE YOU HUGGING THE POLICE Bruh 💀

Bruh 💀

Police, Never, and Back: Top tip: Never hold your hands behind your back when posing for a photo with the police. They had us in the first half, Im not gonna lie

They had us in the first half, Im not gonna lie

Police, Protest, and Tumblr: r/Sino i.redd.it picture I'm an American. This is an undercover cop who threatened to kill me and a half dozen others when his badge fell out of his pocket at a protest against the police murdering innocent people in Oakland, CA. The hypocrisy of my country criticizing the police in a workers' state like China is astounding u/anarchophysicist 630 Share 71 whyyoustabbedme: Undercover American officer pinning a black man while pointing his gun in a crowd of minorities, threatening to shoot them during a protest against police killing innocent people.

whyyoustabbedme: Undercover American officer pinning a black man while pointing his gun in a crowd of minorities, threatening to shoot th...

Drugs, Police, and Drones: International @International Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city. In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air. The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-d rones to try and drop police drones. In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years" gotta catch em all

gotta catch em all

Ass, Cars, and Definitely: Search Charlton Police rOLIC Like Page Department Aug 9 at 09:01 Does your meth contain unhealthy gluten, sugar or MSG? Not sure? Bring it down to your local police station and they will test it for free! No appointment necessary k_konstantinos 6h Yeah so I went down there and told them if they could find the bag I shoved deep up in my ass they could test it all they want. During the search procedure I climaxed 3 time and each time I did I got all emotional with the police officer who was performing the search. I asked him to cuddle and stuff but he got furious and kept on going. It took him about an hour to realize there was no bag. Best evening ever. 10/10, will definitely visit again Uber Humor 2013, still no flying cars. Instead, blankets with slee failnation: 5 Star review

failnation: 5 Star review

Dad, Kool Aid, and Police: S 2 Awards My brother is a police officer and has been for over 20 years. He always told me he has been reveling for the day that he gets a call about a kids lemonade stand. Sure enough this summer, some miserable sod called the police that some kid was operating a lemonade stand without a permit or whatever reason she thought that it shouldn't be allowed. With glee he headed to the address. Got out of his car, did the whole small town sheriff John Wayne walk to the lemonade stand. The dad was there, clearly ready for an argument. Walks up to the stand. Kid selling lemonade and kool-aid. Brother just stares for a few seconds. Brother proceeds to buy a lemonade, chugs it, says "hot day, I'll have another", buys a second and walks away. He then calls me giggling like a child that it finally happened. He's been waiting for years for this oddly specific scenario and finally got to be the cool cop of his dreams. 74k Reply i cried a little :’^)

i cried a little :’^)

Memes, Police, and Mom: Mxguelito @mxguelito *sees the police outside* Hispanic people: Y ahora a quien mataron My mom

My mom

Beer, Drunk, and Friends: ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I tried to steal a large, expensive bottle of beer from a house I cleverly hid it by stuffing it into my pants. party I was attending. I knew there was only one thing I could do to make this right. But as I was saying goodbye... The bottle fell out and shattered on the ground. 0 SNASH T ran the hell away. Collegelumon ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... CollegeHumor I went online and became an ordained minister. This is the number one best idea. QUIKMINISTER.BIZ "Twice as holy for half the price!" SIGN UP TODAY! So now, when you sneeze, and I say "bless you"... It secretly means so much more. ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I started doing magic tricks for all of the employees at a bar. Whether they wanted to see them or not. Whassat behind yer ear...? Ish... thish yer card? uh, yeah actually! It's a shot! A few months later, I went back to that bar, assuming that by now no one would remember my embarrasing magic show. But the bouncer recognized me... Yeah, you're the guy with all the magic tricks, right? Hey pal, don'tIknow you from somewhere? well I've got one say to you... thing to WE STILL TALK THAT WAS SO AWESOME! ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME! CollegeHumor ...He was a big fan. ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS DRUNK... I got super nauseous while I was riding in the car with friends so I barfed out the window, all over everyone in the back seat... ...and directly onto the windshield of the police car behind us. We got pulled over, and everyone in the car got a ticket... SPLAT!! CollegeHumon ...except for me, because I was the only one with my seatbelt on. madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

Drugs, Police, and Work: fuck-customers A few years back, I was a waitress at a breakfast diner. On the menus there are pictures of omelettes. The omelettes pictured are yellow. It's 11 at night, I get the last table before closing, and it's a girl my age. She asks for tea and an egg white omelette. So l bring over her egg white omelette, and she starts screaming. Why? Because it's not yellow like in the picture on the menu, it's white, so something must be wrong. I explained that the yolk is what makes omelettes yellow, and she didn't want egg yolks. She's still mad, and yells again. And then realizes she could eat while she's yelling, so she does, and I get to watch her chew with her mouth open while she rants about eggs I'm exhausted and dying inside. She finally stops. I ask if she wants a refill of tea, and she says yes. She's quiet for the rest of her meal, for which I am very grateful. After she paid and left, I collected her receipt. On it, she wrote in all caps "I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW EGGS WORK BUT IT WAS YUMMY." She left a $20 bill on the table as a tip. She also left some pills in a bag that my manager sent to the police, which were identified as some sort of amphetamine. Don't do drugs kids, you'll forget how eggs work. yazexa The moral of the story wasn't really what i expected, but it's hilarious Source: fuck-cust... 62,617 notes A

Police, Haha, and Boy: Domingo Sosa 30 min ago Why are the police called 12 ?? Like Comment 161 Zach Thigpen 9+1+1 19 minutes ago Like Reply 1 Domingo Sosa Boy, that's 11 15 minutes ago Haha Reply 41

Dumb, Police, and Protest: the police and us government black people during the civil rights movement (- right to protest? sounds dumb

right to protest? sounds dumb

Dank, Life, and Police: T Follow @SteviPressman My mom-mom got pulled over the other night. Turns out she had an unpaid ticket from 22 years ago so they handcuffed her and took her to the police station. When she left, she turned to the cop and said, "Handcuffing a 72 yr old? I hope you have diarrhea for the rest of your life" from twitter.com/stevipressman

from twitter.com/stevipressman

Being Alone, Mulan, and Police: JUPPORT HK PROTESTORS 'BOYCOTT MULAN seagog: i’m going to take a moment to deviate from my usual posts, so bear with me: the actress starring in the 2020 Mulan remake, Liu Yifei, has just voiced her support for the Hong Kong police. these are the police who have been brutalizing protestors for several months now with batons, tear gas, and rubber bullets, and recently blinded a young medic in one eye. Liu has a social media platform of 65 million followers, and has been in the national spotlight since her casting - her words have influence and impact. her conscious decision to stand by the HK police sends a clear message: that violence against civilians is acceptable as a means of control, intimidation, and suppression. this breaks my heart. as a person of Chinese descent, Mulan’s character was a source of inspiration and empowerment throughout my childhood, and I’m sure I wasn’t alone in my excitement to see the remake, but I’m even more saddened and disgusted by Liu Yifei’s support of the police. note that Liu is a naturalized American citizen, and reaps the benefits of freedom and democracy in the US while supporting those who are fighting to silence it in China. if Mulan were real and here now, she would be out on the streets of Hong Kong, fighting for the fundamental rights of 7 million Hong Kong citizens. please, please, please consider boycotting this movie. skip it, pirate it, do what you need to do, but show that you won’t stand for police brutality.

seagog: i’m going to take a moment to deviate from my usual posts, so bear with me: the actress starring in the 2020 Mulan remake, Liu Yife...

Fuck the Police, Police, and At&t: ll AT&T LTE 12:36 PM 99+ Chris 47 Ever say "F** the police"? Well, now's your chance! I'm 6'3" and right around 300 pounds. Drug free andhaving no open warrants for your arrest is also pr... i X Fuck the police?

Fuck the police?

Dad, Lazy, and Police: Dad Bot BOT Today at 2:05 PM Hi i beat my kids, also, I'm Dad! Lazy_Christian Today at 2:05 PM oh shit im calling the police Dad Bot BOT Today at 2:06 PM Hi calling the police, I'm Dad! Lazy_Christian Today at 2:06 PM damn he's good

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