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the office quotes: BOY!
 Maybe we weren't right
 ether, but it's weird
 D RATHER SHE BE
 ALONE THAN WITH
 SOMEBODY. IS THAT
 ●
 HAVE YOU LOST
 YOUR MIND?!
 LOVERS Office
 CAUSE I'LL
 HELP YOU
 FIND IT!
 If I had a gun
 with
 TWO BULLETS
 and I was in a room
 Hider, Bin Laden
 BEARS.
 BEETS
 I wish there was a way
 to know you're in the
 GOOD OLD DAYS
 before you've actuny lelt them
 PRISON
 SHOOTTOBy BATTLESTAR G
 TWICE. GALACTICA.
 THAT'S WHA
 SHE SAID!
 ME THINK,
 b Vance.
 VANCE
 FEB
 I hooked up
 with her on
 HY WASTE
 ME SAY LOT
 ORD, WHEN
 QUESTION
 Dwight,you
 ignorant i
 refrigeration
 FEW WORD DOTRICK
 ,Sorry I ANNOYED
 In the end, the GREATEST
 YOU WITH MY
 FRIENDSHIP
 SNOWBALL
 isn't a snowball at
 Bl
 all. It's
 Nobody
 LD'S There's a lot of steals from
 BEAUTY CREED
 BEST
 BOSS
 in ordinary BRATTON
 until the next PRETZEIL
 things. Isn't and gets away
 that kindwith it. The last
 DAY
 BOOM
 ROASTED
 You Miss 10% OF THEo the person to do this
 RYAN SHIS you Do'r POINT?DISAPPEARED.
 His name?
 STARTEDTAE."
 THE
 CREED
 BRATTON
 FINE TOILET
 LAZY SCRANTON
 PIECE OF CRAP
 TOBY
 is in HR which technically
 means he works for corporate.
 So he'snot really a part of ourRABIES AWARENESS
 family. Also he's DIVORCED
 ..so he's not realy
 a part of his family.
 ASSISTANT
 TO THE
 REGIONAL
 Meredith Palmer Meneriat
 ●THREE
 HOLE
 PUNCH
 RACE FORMANAGER
 THE CURE then nhna s
 hf I can't scuba,
 then what's
 this all
 FALSE、I FEEL GOD |
 been WHO SAYS EXACTLYWHAT
 about?
 THEYRETHINKING? WHAT
 KIND OF GAME IS THAT?17
 NO! GOD! NO!
 GOD, PLEASE To
 NO! NO! NO!
 1N THIS CHI
 TONIGHT
 ghts.gov
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the office quotes: 8:201 Garrett YOU MATCHED WITH GARRETT ON 9/6/18 The worst moment of my life was when I was doing parkour and thought I was jumping on a solid surface and ended up in a refrigerator box. My friends didn't help me. I got stains on my Vineyard Vines tie Mine was a few years ago, just out of high school. I just got off work and I went to go get some food. I walked into Taco Bell and got a big ass burrito. I opened it and started to eat it as I walked out the door and apparently I was a little more focused on the burrito And I walked straight into the glass door and pushed the burrito all over my face and shirt I'll Never forget that burrito l once was extremely excited to impress my ex boyfriend's family I made my family's special Chili the secret recipe no less. I slaved over that chili, for the magical fruit was to be eaten by his family. On the way to his house, disaster GIF Type a message Send 8:201 il Garrett I once was extremely excited to impress my ex boyfriend's family I made my family's special Chili the secret recipe no less. I slaved over that chili, for the magical fruit was to be eaten by his family. On the way to his house, disaster struck. I salvaged what I could, and treated the pavement as an extra step in the seasoning procesS "ll always be haunted by that pot of chili If you watch The Office, Then you should understand why i anm laughing so hard right now If I didn't watch The Office, and that story were true, you should have unmatched me immediately ignorant slut, nice to meet you Garrett, socially awkward jackass, The pleasure is mine GIF Type a message Send 8:201 Garrett Just so you know, me and you, a slut and a jackass, I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot. Dot. Dot. Dot. Dot. There's no way in hell I'm leaving something interesting is happening in my life for once Well I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little... stitious. And I think this going great. I want you to rub butter on my foot Only if I can lick the grill scars I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me Sue you? I don't want you to fear me. Well. Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. I want you to be afraid of how much you love me Are you trying to hurt my feelings? :C GIF Type a message Send 8:211 Garrett me. Well. Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. I want you to be afraid of how much you love me Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so you are succeeding Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man Why are you here? I didn't invite you to my birthday party I am Beyoncé. Always Well this was a quality conversation and I don't know how we can improve it from here You're officially like my favorite person on this app. This is the best Honestly, same. That opening line was risky but I'm glad I took it GIF Type a message Send His bio said that he can have entire conversations in The Office quotes. I had to see if we are meant to be.
the office quotes: 8:201
 Garrett
 YOU MATCHED WITH GARRETT ON 9/6/18
 The worst moment of my life was
 when I was doing parkour and
 thought I was jumping on a solid
 surface and ended up in a
 refrigerator box. My friends didn't
 help me. I got stains on my
 Vineyard Vines tie
 Mine was a few years ago, just out
 of high school. I just got off work
 and I went to go get some food. I
 walked into Taco Bell and got a
 big ass burrito. I opened it and
 started to eat it as I walked out
 the door and apparently I was a
 little more focused on the burrito
 And I walked straight into the
 glass door and pushed the burrito
 all over my face and shirt
 I'll Never forget that burrito
 l once was extremely excited to
 impress my ex boyfriend's family
 I made my family's special Chili
 the secret recipe no less. I slaved
 over that chili, for the magical fruit
 was to be eaten by his family. On
 the way to his house, disaster
 GIF
 Type a message
 Send

 8:201
 il
 Garrett
 I once was extremely excited to
 impress my ex boyfriend's family
 I made my family's special Chili
 the secret recipe no less. I slaved
 over that chili, for the magical fruit
 was to be eaten by his family. On
 the way to his house, disaster
 struck. I salvaged what I could,
 and treated the pavement as an
 extra step in the seasoning
 procesS
 "ll always be haunted by that pot
 of chili
 If you watch The Office, Then you
 should understand why i anm
 laughing so hard right now
 If I didn't watch The Office, and
 that story were true, you should
 have unmatched me immediately
 ignorant slut, nice to
 meet you
 Garrett, socially awkward jackass,
 The pleasure is mine
 GIF
 Type a message
 Send

 8:201
 Garrett
 Just so you know, me and you, a
 slut and a jackass, I don't think
 that's ridiculous. Dot. Dot. Dot.
 Dot. Dot.
 There's no way in hell I'm leaving
 something interesting is
 happening in my life for once
 Well I'm not superstitious, but I'm
 a little... stitious. And I think this
 going great.
 I want you to rub butter on my
 foot
 Only if I can lick the grill scars
 I like waking up to the smell of
 bacon, sue me
 Sue you? I don't want you to fear
 me. Well. Would I rather be feared
 or loved? Both. I want you to be
 afraid of how much you love me
 Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
 :C
 GIF
 Type a message
 Send

 8:211
 Garrett
 me. Well. Would I rather be feared
 or loved? Both. I want you to be
 afraid of how much you love me
 Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
 Because if so you are succeeding
 Fortunately, my feelings
 regenerate at twice the speed of a
 normal man
 Why are you here? I didn't invite
 you to my birthday party
 I am Beyoncé. Always
 Well this was a quality
 conversation and I don't know
 how we can improve it from here
 You're officially like my favorite
 person on this app. This is the
 best
 Honestly, same.
 That opening line was risky but
 I'm glad I took it
 GIF
 Type a message
 Send
His bio said that he can have entire conversations in The Office quotes. I had to see if we are meant to be.

His bio said that he can have entire conversations in The Office quotes. I had to see if we are meant to be.

the office quotes: Wednesday, March 28, 2018 MMS 8:56 AM Has anyone else noticed that gum has gotten mintier lately? MMS 8:57 AM Prolly cancer Either all gum as gotten mintier or something has change with your taste buds or perception of taste MMS I'm all on this government conspiracy mint cancer thing tho' Jake. Let's get to the core of this rotten apple and tear apart the system from the inside I think Trader Joe's makes their parking lots small on purpose so it always looks busier than it really is MMS MMS 9:01 AM Yea fuck the man! I haven't noticed it, but maybe. Prolly more likely your taste has changed. Maybe because of diet change? MMS MMS 9:02 AM Fucking commies Maybe gums using sugar substitutes affects the mint flavor or something They did have the cola wars though with Pepsi and coke changing their recipes adding sugar MMS l've always been suspicious of Big Gum MMS 9:04 AM l think the FDA is in bed with the condiment market, Expiration dates on condiments are just made up and fake to make you buy more condiments when you don't use your soy sauce within a year MMS 9:05 AM Hahaha big gum, that got me0 AM MMS The FDA is definitely in bed with Big Tic-Tac. A product made almost exclusively of sugar is marketed as having 0 grams of sugar per serving because a serving is a fucking mouse turd sized morsel and they get to round down to 0 on their gram of sugar MMS I think the fda is in bed with the big meat eating sausage MMS 9:07 AM MMS 9:56 AM You've all disappointed me greatly. It's an office quote I was pretty disappointed with my friend group's knowledge of The Office quotes to say the least
the office quotes: Wednesday, March 28, 2018
 MMS
 8:56 AM
 Has anyone else noticed that gum has
 gotten mintier lately?
 MMS
 8:57 AM
 Prolly cancer
 Either all gum as gotten mintier or
 something has change with your taste
 buds or perception of taste
 MMS
 I'm all on this government conspiracy
 mint cancer thing tho' Jake. Let's get
 to the core of this rotten apple and tear
 apart the system from the inside

 I think Trader Joe's makes their parking
 lots small on purpose so it always looks
 busier than it really is
 MMS
 MMS
 9:01 AM
 Yea fuck the man!
 I haven't noticed it, but maybe. Prolly more
 likely your taste has changed. Maybe
 because of diet change?
 MMS
 MMS
 9:02 AM
 Fucking commies
 Maybe gums using sugar substitutes
 affects the mint flavor or something

 They did have the cola wars though with
 Pepsi and coke changing their recipes
 adding sugar
 MMS
 l've always been suspicious of Big Gum
 MMS
 9:04 AM
 l think the FDA is in bed with the
 condiment market, Expiration dates
 on condiments are just made up and
 fake to make you buy more condiments
 when you don't use your soy sauce
 within a year
 MMS
 9:05 AM
 Hahaha big gum, that got me0 AM
 MMS
 The FDA is definitely in bed with
 Big Tic-Tac. A product made almost
 exclusively of sugar is marketed as having
 0 grams of sugar per serving because
 a serving is a fucking mouse turd sized
 morsel and they get to round down to 0 on
 their gram of sugar
 MMS
 I think the fda is in bed with the big meat
 eating sausage
 MMS
 9:07 AM
 MMS
 9:56 AM
 You've all disappointed me greatly. It's
 an office quote
I was pretty disappointed with my friend group's knowledge of The Office quotes to say the least

I was pretty disappointed with my friend group's knowledge of The Office quotes to say the least