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Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. positive-memes:Bed time stories

positive-memes:Bed time stories

Cats, Death, and Badass: adamisfat If anyone tells you that you can't be badass, and also girly, don't forget to tell them that one of the most beloved Norse goddesses, Freyja, was the goddess of beauty, sexuality, and fertility, but she was also the goddess of sorcery, war and death tastefulnerd Also she did all this while riding a chariot pulled by cats. Source: adamisfat You can be girly and badass

You can be girly and badass

Dank, Amazing, and 🤖: CocaCoa TOY Chupa UNILAD Saypreks STORY This guy creates the most REALISTIC logo art pieces and they look amazing! 🎨😱 James Lewis

This guy creates the most REALISTIC logo art pieces and they look amazing! 🎨😱 James Lewis

Love, Quiet, and Unknown: Sometimes when the people you love hurt you the most it's better to stay quiet, because if your love wasn't enough, do you think your words will matter? -Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP RULES

Beautiful, Fresh, and Life: Sometimes, your love can help heal a heart that has been through the worst of it all. You can be the one that hits the reset button and help them forget that they were ever hurt before. Some of the most beautiful stories written are those where one revived the life of another, with love of their own Sometimes, they need to be reminded or rather, told for the first time that they're kings and queens. Maybe they never heard it or have been shown that before. Sometimes, YOU may be the breath of fresh air someone coughing up the dust from their rubble, needs..." RestoredProdigal

Clothes, Girl, and Lying: Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

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Memes, 🤖, and Com: The most attractive thing to me is effort. Someone who really wants to talk to me, wants to see me, wants to make me a part of their day LikeLoveQuotes.com

Heart, What Is, and Courageous: "One of the most courageous decisions you'll ever make is to finally let go of what is hurting your heart and soul." CS 95 -Brigitte Nicole

Beautiful, Godzilla, and Tumblr: IEHNYD USRGI rLEHKYD USAGI nekkyousagi: Digital Art by Nekkyo Usagi © 2019One of the most infamous, dangerous and powerful kaiju of all: Destoroyah!This one has, so far, been the most challenging kaiju I’ve re-imagined into a gijinka/human design! A terrifying warrior of destruction and chaos! The setting is based on the epic scene in the last act of the film, when Destoroyah appears in his final form!! The movie is astounding, and terrifying, I see why it’s a fan favorite, and I shed tears watching the King of the Monsters meet his end. :( More redesigns: Godzilla | Rodan | Mothra | King Ghidorah | Gigan | Battra | Anguirus | Kong | Biollante

Bad, Bored, and Energy: bored-aadeeyah: pastel-dumbass: pleasingly-aesthetics: Quartz crystal is believed to be one of the most versatile healing stones. It can do so many different things for your mind, body and spirit. Quartz crystals have a unique relationship to the human body as they are both made up of silicon dioxide, a chemical compound that attracts energy and fuels communication.The Tree of Life is associated with knowledge and wisdom. If you’re seeking a symbol to remind you and keep you focused on your quest for awareness, knowledge and wisdom, the Tree of Life will do that. This will make a lovely and meaningful gift for your friends and family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this SO bad wanttt

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Bad, Bored, and Energy: bored-aadeeyah: pastel-dumbass: pleasingly-aesthetics: Quartz crystal is believed to be one of the most versatile healing stones. It can do so many different things for your mind, body and spirit. Quartz crystals have a unique relationship to the human body as they are both made up of silicon dioxide, a chemical compound that attracts energy and fuels communication.The Tree of Life is associated with knowledge and wisdom. If you’re seeking a symbol to remind you and keep you focused on your quest for awareness, knowledge and wisdom, the Tree of Life will do that. This will make a lovely and meaningful gift for your friends and family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this SO bad wanttt

bored-aadeeyah: pastel-dumbass: pleasingly-aesthetics: Quartz crystal is believed to be one of the most versatile healing stones. It can d...

Bad, Bored, and Energy: bored-aadeeyah: pastel-dumbass: pleasingly-aesthetics: Quartz crystal is believed to be one of the most versatile healing stones. It can do so many different things for your mind, body and spirit. Quartz crystals have a unique relationship to the human body as they are both made up of silicon dioxide, a chemical compound that attracts energy and fuels communication.The Tree of Life is associated with knowledge and wisdom. If you’re seeking a symbol to remind you and keep you focused on your quest for awareness, knowledge and wisdom, the Tree of Life will do that. This will make a lovely and meaningful gift for your friends and family! = GET YOURS HERE = I need this SO bad wanttt

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Club, Cum, and Tumblr: It's always better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum -Isaac Newton laughoutloud-club: Wise words from one of the most talented actor in the world

laughoutloud-club: Wise words from one of the most talented actor in the world

Scream, Anonymous, and Powerful: Silence is the most powerful scream. Anonymous

Advice, Android, and Apple: creative writing MASTERPOST studysection: Hey guys! As a writer myself, it’s hard to have a lot of resources for writing in one place. That’s why I decided to create this masterpost, and maybe make more if I find future resources. I hope you like it, and expect to see more masterposts like this in the future! Generators Character Appearance Generator Archetypes Generator Character Generator Character Traits Generator Family Generator Job/Occupation Generator, (II) Love Interest Generator Motive Generator Name Generator Personality Generator, (II) Quick Character Generator Super Powers Generator Names Brand Name Generator Medicine Title Generator Name Generator Quick Name Generator Vehicle Generator Town Name Generator Plot First Encounter Generator First Line Generator, (II) Plot Generator, (II), (III) Plot Device Generator Plot Twist Generator Quick Plot Generator Setting/World-Building City Generator Fantasy Race Generator Laws Generator Pet Generator Setting Generator Species Generator Terrain Generator Prompts Subject Generator ”Take Three Nouns” Generator Word Prompt Generator Misc Color Generator Decision Generator Dialogue Generator Journey Generator Title Generator, (II), (III) Some Tips Just a few I found from the writing tips tag! Writing action / @berrybird How to create a strong voice in your writing / @collegerefs How to plot a complex novel in one day! / @lizard-is-writing 8 ways to get past writer’s block / @kiramartinauthor psa for writers / @dasakuryo ”Write Using Your 5 Senses” / @ambientwriting How People Watching Improves Your Writing / @wherethetransthingsare Writing Science Fiction: Tips for Beginners / @fictionwritingtips Creating Likeable Characters / @authors-haven Vocabulary Descriptive words / @somekindofstudent Words to replace “Said” / @msocasey Obscure color words / @mintsteelpeachlilac Words to spice up your stories / @busyibee Words to describe someone’s voice Words to Use Instead of Very / @gaybybirth Touchy Feely Words / @gaybybirth Some Advice Stephen King’s Top 20 Rules for Writers ”But my plot isn’t UNIQUE or BIG enough!” / @youreallwrite 8 Things Every Creative Should Know / @adamjk (How To) Get Over Comparing Yourself to Other Creatives / @adamjk How to Get Over Common Creative Fears (Maybe) / @adamjk 14 Tips From Stephen King On Writing / @i-can-give-you-prompts Playlists Electronic Thoughts / @eruditekid “Mix About Writing” An Instrumental Mix / @shadowofemirates Shut Up, I’m Writing! / @ninadropdead Chill / @endlessreveries Breathtaking Film Scores / @tweedskirts Music to Write to Vol. 1: Starlight / @crestadeen Music for Written Words / @ghoulpatch Dead Men Tell No Tales / @scamandersnewt Fatale / @dolcegf All These Things that I’ve Done / @referenceforwriters Feeling Soaking into Your Bones / @verylondon I Can Feel Your Pulse in the Pages / @rphelper Morally Ambiguous / @scamandersnewt Wonderwall / @wheelerwrites Pythia / @mazikeene Ballet: To Dance / @tanaquil Websites and Apps For Writing ZenPen: A minimalist writing website to keep you free of distractions and in the flow. The Most Dangerous Writing App: A website where you have to keep typing or all of your writing will be lost. It helps you keep writing…kind of. You can choose between a time or word count limit! Evernote: An online website where you can take notes and save the product to your laptop and/or smartphone! Writer, the Internet Typewriter: It’s just you and your writing, and you can save your product on the website if you create an account. Wordcounter: A website to help check your word and character count, and shows words you’re using frequently. Monospace: An Android app for writing on the go when you feel the inspiration, but you don’t have your laptop on you! For Productivity Tide: An app that combines a pomodoro-esque timer with nature sounds and other noises! (Google Play / Apple Store) ClearFocus: An Android app with a pomodoro-type time counter to let you concentrate easier and stay productive. Forest: An app with a time counter to keep you focused and off your phone, and when you complete the time limit, a tree grows in your garden! (Google Play / Apple Store) SelfControl: A Mac downloadable app that blocks you from distracting mail servers, websites, and other things! Prompt Blogs @writeworld @dialouge-prompts @oopsprompts @prompts-for-the-otp @creativepromptsforwriting @the-modern-typewriter @theprofessionalpromptmaker @writers-are-writers @otp-imagines-cult @witterprompts @havetobememes @auideas @putthepromptsonpaper @promptsonpaper @fyotpprompts @otpisms @soprompt @otpprompts @ablockforwritersblock @awritersnook Writing Tips Blogs @writeworld @anomalously-written @awritersnook @clevergirlhelps @referenceforwriters @whataboutwriting @thewritershelpers @nimblesnotebook @slitheringink

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Beijing, Definitely, and Guns: BANG BANG WE CAN END GUN VIOLENCE. xphilosoraptorx: unlimited-shitpost-works: siryouarebeingmocked: 8lastrat8: american–support: kasaron: allriot-political-tshirts: American citizens own 40% of all guns in the world. Out of more than one billion firearms in the world, American citizens hold 393 million, for a population of roughly 326 million. That’s a lot of guns! The last time the US federal government managed to pass laws that limit the spread and use of guns was 25 years ago. It was 1994. The Federal Assault Weapons Ban was temporary. It expired in 2004, resulting in a massive increase in mass shootings across the country. Republicans are running out of excuses, blaming the latest incidents in Drayton and El Paso on video games. We can end gun violence. Let’s start with gun control. What sort of gun control legislation would you like to see be put into place? OP, that claim of shootings increased is false. The violence and shootings didn’t change in that decade from the previous decade, and in fact, violence has been on the decline. WHAT HAS CHANGED is how much media is shoved down your throat. Thats it. The nonstop spam from legacy media of a single event for a month, if not months on end is what changed. It used to be a 5, maybe 10 minute story has now turned into a 4 week “constant coverage” of spewing the same info daily, with nothing added. After the early 90s, we saw a sharp decline and its been declining ever since. Meanwhile, ownership is at an alltime high, increasing, as if a plethora of armed citizens reduces the audacity of a potential killer to attempt knowing they’ll get capped. What has also changed is the increase in the absolutely terrible idea of “gun free zones” seeing as approximately 85-95% of these shootings are occuring in these zones. Seems like that’s your problem. Hmm, this graph seems to showcase that despite the US owning vastly more guns… homicide rate is lower than a hefty chunk of even the non gun owners… I’d just like to know how they propose to take our guns. If I got one logical explanation from one of these half wits that didn’t include magic or ridiculous gestapo tactics we could have a conversation but, every F’ing time it devolves into name calling, insults, and slander. They simply can’t explain how to take the guns away. Not a single one of them has ever responded to me without crass vulgarities and irrational screeching. myamberreason said: Anyway, guys, why you need THAT many guns? I understand owned a few for protection or legal hunting, but why do you have around 40% of firearms in the world?? I’m sorry, are you implying the Yanks should meet international proportional quotas on guns? We do own a few for self-defense and hunting. It’s just that the rest of the world doesn’t own very many guns. The reason we all have so many guns is very simple: logistics. The point of the second amendment is for us, the citizens of the USA, to be “shit your pants, wake up in a cold sweat” terrifying to the people running this country, so much so that they involuntarily have second, third, even fourth thoughts about ever violating our rights. The 2nd amendment is the most important and most powerful of all the amendments. Every single right and amendment could taken away, and we could regain them all with that one. And I’m not the only one who recognizes the importance of the 2nd.And it definitely terrifies Beijing. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I don’t have to justify an amount of guns to you any more than I have to justify how many video games or coffee cups I have.

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Word, Russian, and Mind: Russian cursive is the most mind blowing thing I've seen Ea rocypape 2012 an ombemeb No 2 1 4ECTBO word "лишишь" иииь A It looks like doctors signatures

It looks like doctors signatures

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Crazy, Facebook, and Fail: Add Friend A fellow melanated creative recieved this deliberate discouragement in his tumblr inbox...what's crazy is...I can't really say that anonymous is wrong though. #Sad #P0C #WherelsTheSupport Ananymous s... you know ur kickstarter is going to fail, right? tumblr and the rest of the world doesn't care about visual novels featuring black people nearly as much as you seem to think they do. just look at how little notes your little project gets. Like Comment Share EN OF 2AL blackmoonbabe: askhimemiyaanthy: feminismdoneright: I’m going to point out some weird things about @projecttrinity‘s upcoming visual novel “Women of Xal” in relation to this site. 1) It’s an upcoming Kickstarter bound otome game that very obviously is PoC / People of Color WoC/ Women of Color centric. We’ve got a bi female lead with several romancable women. And it’s in a harsh matriarchal society ready to give some brutal parallels to our own. Being helmed by a very capable and snarky Black writer. The two programmers are women. The artists are women. The singers are women. One of the animators is a woman. AND THERE’S TANGIBLE QUALITY TO IT! I thought we’ve been asking for more projects like this for years now. But Tumblr has been the most quiet of the four sites it’s updating on??? (Youtube, Facebook, LemmSoftForums, Tumblr) 2) How are hateful anons finding this project before everyone else? Why are we letting Black creatives feel like the anon has a point about Tumblr not caring? Isn’t this site notorious for propping up content like this? Where are my feminists at?! Like, I truly get it: Most of you will have only just heard of this. And Tumblr didn’t make it easy in the first place. Tags and timing are madly important. But so are reblogs and follows! You’re reading this now - there’s nothing truly stopping you from showing that anon the middle finger. For every time WE DON’T JUST ‘HEART’ A CREATIVE’S POST and reblog/follow their content, we prove hateful anons like this wrong. And every time we prove them wrong, we send an encouraging message to other minorities who want to share their passions with the world, but face that uphill battle. And hey, the writer clearly has faith in this site still: You can find out more about the project here. Or, better yet, follow, and support the team here! (Bonus Note: If you’re someone who has been reblogging a lot of content from this team as well, cheers, fellow sisters! 3) Something unrelated, but, please help support! :) Tumblr’s pretty good about ignoring black creators, hell alot of black people on tumblr are pretty good about ignoring black creators. Which really goes to show you most of the folks on here are just being performative for good noodle stars and aren’t really about anything.

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Fucking, Horses, and News: sartorialadventure: captainoftheseaqueen: xcgirl08: shoujofeels: becausetheinternet: A 2500 year old mummy that had some amazing tattoos. WHAT. NO FUCKING WAY. YO HOLD ON. IT GETS BETTER. This mummy, found in the Altai mountains of Siberia, is actually that of a young woman who died at about the age of twenty-five; she is thought to have been a member of the Pazyryk tribe. She was buried with six horses and two similarly-tattooed men (the horned griffon that decorates her shoulder also appears on the man buried closest to her, covering most of his right side), possibly escorts. She was also wearing a horse-hair wig, silk, and elaborate boots, which is all a level of ceremony that would have likely only been accorded to a woman of high rank. You didn’t get inked like this unless you were very important, and had worked your way up to that importance. …Hence, of course, the references to her by researchers as ‘The Ukok Princess,’ although due to the lack of weapons in her grave they have concluded that the woman was in fact a healer or a storyteller. And now I’m all consumed with curiosity: Who was she? What amazing things did she accomplish? Why these symbols, and what did they mean? Who were the two men alongside her? The most informative article about it can be found here, although I would completely eat up any other information you guys could find. @blackbearmagic Makes me think of the 5,000-year-old Persian woman they found who was 6 feet tall and had a golden prosthetic eye.

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Dogs, Meme, and Awkward: 1:36 Corey 18 Diesel mechanic and union operating engineer Lives in less than a mile away 6' 1" When I go out I only drink whiskey.... straight. Meme game stronger than your depression medication. I have sailed around the world and discovered a short cut. I bowl over-hand. I once had an awkward moment, to see how it feels. I gave my father "the talk." I have won the lifetime achievement award twice. To settle a wager, I killed two stones with one bird. I go to Spain to chase the bulls. I have taught old dogs a variety of new tricks. Even my tree houses have fully finished basements. M Anthom He is the most interesting man in the world.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

Dad, Soon..., and Tumblr: Lauren Herschel Follow @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's a box with a ball in it. And a pain button And no, I am not known for my art skills. ITIO BALL PAIN RUTION Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel 29 Dec 2017 In the beginning, the ball is huge. You can't move the box without the ball hitting the pain button. It rattles around on its own in there and hits the button over and over. You can't control it it just keeps hurting. Sometimes it seems unrelenting Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel 29 Dec 2017 . Over time, the ball gets smaller. It hits the button less and less but when it does, it hurts just as much. It's better because you can function day to day more easily. But the downside is that the ball randomly hits that button when you least expect it. O Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel 29 Dec 2017 For most people, the ball never really goes away. It might hit less and less and you have more time to recover between hits, unlike when the ball was still giant. I thought this was the best description of grief I've heard in a long time. t149 36 2.3K Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel 29 Dec 2017 . I told my step dad about the ball in the box (with even worse pictures). He now uses it to talk about how he's feeling. "The Ball was really big today. It wouldn't lay off the button. I hope it gets smaller soon." Slowly it is. narwhalertheimpaler:This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

narwhalertheimpaler:This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

Children, College, and Pregnant: Pregnancy Q&A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. This educational poster about pregnancy

This educational poster about pregnancy

Children, College, and Pregnant: Pregnancy Q&A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. This educational poster about pregnancy

This educational poster about pregnancy

Bad, Dude, and Dumbledore: Dumbledore, died at age 115 Horcruxes made: 0 Voldemort, died at age 71 Horcruxes made: 7 Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass. lunalovegoodjunior this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am roaringstream He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn't know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate starlinginthesky Aaand that was Ron Voldemort is a bad wizard

Voldemort is a bad wizard

Taken, Tumblr, and Vision: birch-forest: trans-bedrock: this is THE MOST intimidating screenshot i’ve ever taken (plus a version with night vision so you can actually see) The last thing a transphobe sees before dying

birch-forest: trans-bedrock: this is THE MOST intimidating screenshot i’ve ever taken (plus a version with night vision so you can actually...

Funny, Life, and Fate: @diotics isnt it odd how one day u randomly meet someone then a few months later down the line they've became a huge part of your life & you can no longer imagine your life without them in it? fate really brings people together when it's least expected or needed the most

Word, Russian, and Mind: Russian cursive is the most mind blowing thing I've seen Ea rocyppeTe Dan obenmok No 2 1 4ECTBO 2012 word "лишишь" ииишь

Bad, Bad Boys, and Cookies: charlesoberonn The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand. charlesoberonn She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the overn aphony-cree But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle* Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger* This is a Greek comedy I could get behind obaewankenope What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield adspexi thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he's invulnerable all over ifunny.co

Earth, Annoying, and Born: Kruegeri @KruegerXVI Last born siblings are by far the most annoying people on earth

Love, Break, and Happy: He's not perfect you aren't either, and the two of you will never be perfect but if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don't exist but there's always one guy that is perfect for you. Just enjoy each other ❤️

Just enjoy each other ❤️

Bane, Dude, and Energy: scarred-jade-dreams: inquisitor-lightwood-bane: pleasingly-aesthetics: Quartz crystal is believed to be one of the most versatile healing stones. It can do so many different things for your mind, body and spirit. Quartz crystals have a unique relationship to the human body as they are both made up of silicon dioxide, a chemical compound that attracts energy and fuels communication.The Tree of Life is associated with knowledge and wisdom. If you’re seeking a symbol to remind you and keep you focused on your quest for awareness, knowledge and wisdom, the Tree of Life will do that. This will make a lovely and meaningful gift for your friends and family! = GET YOURS HERE = @yamamashay @consulalexander @scarred-jade-dreams Dude I think these are gorgeous!

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Scum, Shot, and Marty: SHOT BY MARTY Scum When cashiers be doing the most! 😤😂 @MarlonWebb https://t.co/hqA9EKftxW

When cashiers be doing the most! 😤😂 @MarlonWebb https://t.co/hqA9EKftxW

Love, Memes, and Puppy: Hoover is doing great on his new meds and in his new foster in Texas. Talk about the most unique puppy eva!!!!!! We specialize in special. Love, MacHooverIsAGroover

Hoover is doing great on his new meds and in his new foster in Texas. Talk about the most unique puppy eva!!!!!! We specialize in special. ...

Animal, Pictures, and Hilarious: Adopt us, or else 36 Of The Most Hilarious Animal Pictures That Will Make Your Day - JustViral.Net

36 Of The Most Hilarious Animal Pictures That Will Make Your Day - JustViral.Net

Marvel, Movie, and Marvel Movie: the most logical argument in any marvel movie Why would you want to save the galaxy!? Because I'm.one of the idiots who lives in it!

Jesus, History, and Science: The Real Face Of Jesus Advances in forensic science reveal the most famous face in history https://t.co/q0930NobTU

https://t.co/q0930NobTU

Soccer, May, and Planet: harrymaguire93 RESERS Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, the most expensive defender on the planet: https://t.co/gCjg7p81eV

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, the most expensive defender on the planet: https://t.co/gCjg7p81eV

Iphone, The Worst, and Twitter: X_prettynene 11h frøstý mama @moneyyqvotes the worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want the most. 4:16 AM 12/27/18 Twitter for iPhone li View Tweet activity Send message X 20

Dating, Fucking, and Love: Dating in the 2 1st century is by far the most ridiculous process ever. You have to play a game. You must lie. You have to act like you don't care, even if you do. You must date multiple people to keep the attention of that one, because it is usually just 'casual'. You must be unavailable. If you are too available, people get turned off. You have to ignore calls and texts, even if you want to answer them Essentialy, if you're a true lover, you have to resist everything that comes natural to you, in order to play this fucking 'game' you idiots love to play https://t.co/2gcZZ9BRPX

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Beautiful, Love, and Memes: The most beautiful thing is to see a person you love smiling. And even more beautiful is knowing that you are the reason behind it.

Anime, Meme, and Twitter: Anime Anime credits intro pain changes people. the thicc husband on Twitter: "Post the most recent meme you saved that made you actually laugh. I'll start… "

the thicc husband on Twitter: "Post the most recent meme you saved that made you actually laugh. I'll start… "

Being Alone, Beautiful, and Funny: A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sound you will ever hear Unless it's 3 AM and you are home alone and you don't have a baby 50 Pictures That Are Funny For Absolutely No Reason At All - JustViral.Net

50 Pictures That Are Funny For Absolutely No Reason At All - JustViral.Net

Future, Memes, and Control: Don't worry about the future, it doesn't exist Just live in the now, because the "now" is all we have and all we have control over. What we do in the now matters the most, because if you do your best or make the best out of every "now" moment then your future is promised. No need to worry just live and let be. You're OK & everything will be OK. https://t.co/uGbLpKityk

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Family, Friends, and Life: In life you're going to lose friends, family & partners, but no matter who walks out of your life, never lose yourself. the most important things to learn how to do is to love yourself when u feel unloved by those around u & be there for yourself when you feel like u have no one. https://t.co/uu3RXvgoOc

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Cute, Definitely, and Fresh: Cool Shit That Can Actually Afford PART 3 PART3 0 Remote Controlled Tarantula $13.59 You could seriously scare the shit out of people with this one. Arachnophobia is one of the most common fears among people. l'o recommend using this on someone with headphones in. l've gathered from reviews that it makes a decent amount of noise. USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer $14.99 It's a one can refrigerator. Simple, yet fucking awesome at the same time. It's better than a mini fridge because it makes you drink in moderation.. right? Giant Plush Microbes S9.99 -$19.99 Valentine's Day is coming up and I know some of you out there are single, but don't fret. Now you can give yourself chlamydia! You don't need to go dumpster diving at a sorority house to make friends with these cute little guys. Retron 3 SNES/NES/Genesis Game System $59.99 Yeah, I know."Holy shit peanutbitter this is sixty fucking dollars!" I get it, but I think that if you have the money, this would be a worthwhile investment. Those old consoles in our closets have seen better days. I think it would be nice to get a modern remake of all three in one. It's a hell of a lot cheaper than buying these three consoles back in their day LifeStraw Personal Water Filter $19.99 This could definitely be a life saver. It filters water as you suck it in.I might buy one of these and put it in my glove compartment in my car. If you get stuck in the middle of nowhere, it'd be nice to be able to drink straight from a fucking river iTouchless Bag Resealer $16.98 This is one of those inventions that was just a good fucking idea. Now you never have to go looking for that little chip clip thing that doesn't really work too well at keeping stuf fresh 4,500 Live Ladybugs $17.99 Honestly, I'm not really sure why anybody would want 4,500 ladybugs, but why the fuck not? They're only 18 dollars. That's about 0.4 cents per bug. novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs here

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Love, Mad, and They: I'm not mad at myself for giving my love to the wrong people; they probably needed it the most. - faraway

Cute, Definitely, and Fresh: Cool Shit That Can Actually Afford PART 3 PART3 0 Remote Controlled Tarantula $13.59 You could seriously scare the shit out of people with this one. Arachnophobia is one of the most common fears among people. l'o recommend using this on someone with headphones in. l've gathered from reviews that it makes a decent amount of noise. USB Thermoelectric Cooler & Warmer $14.99 It's a one can refrigerator. Simple, yet fucking awesome at the same time. It's better than a mini fridge because it makes you drink in moderation.. right? Giant Plush Microbes S9.99 -$19.99 Valentine's Day is coming up and I know some of you out there are single, but don't fret. Now you can give yourself chlamydia! You don't need to go dumpster diving at a sorority house to make friends with these cute little guys. Retron 3 SNES/NES/Genesis Game System $59.99 Yeah, I know."Holy shit peanutbitter this is sixty fucking dollars!" I get it, but I think that if you have the money, this would be a worthwhile investment. Those old consoles in our closets have seen better days. I think it would be nice to get a modern remake of all three in one. It's a hell of a lot cheaper than buying these three consoles back in their day LifeStraw Personal Water Filter $19.99 This could definitely be a life saver. It filters water as you suck it in.I might buy one of these and put it in my glove compartment in my car. If you get stuck in the middle of nowhere, it'd be nice to be able to drink straight from a fucking river iTouchless Bag Resealer $16.98 This is one of those inventions that was just a good fucking idea. Now you never have to go looking for that little chip clip thing that doesn't really work too well at keeping stuf fresh 4,500 Live Ladybugs $17.99 Honestly, I'm not really sure why anybody would want 4,500 ladybugs, but why the fuck not? They're only 18 dollars. That's about 0.4 cents per bug. novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs here

novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs here

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