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    Tellies: S
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Repost: @TheScore- " PhilJackson reportedly met with CarmeloAnthony today, asked if he wants to stay a Knick" Thoughts? 😳🤔 NYKnicks WSHH
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Tellies: S
 근곤 马-馬( 7
 ESCAPE hum
 TELLI YORK
 RK
 !
Repost: @TheScore- " PhilJackson reportedly met with CarmeloAnthony today, asked if he wants to stay a Knick" Thoughts? 😳🤔 NYKnicks WSHH
                
            

            
            
Repost: @TheScore- " PhilJackson reportedly met with CarmeloAnthony today, asked if he wants to stay a Knick" Thoughts? 😳🤔 NYKnicks WSHH

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Tellies: CALLCIO
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.. . بكرا الاربعاء تنتظرنا قمه الجوله الثامن عشر بتمام 10:45 بين الانتر ولاتسيو بالجوزيبي مياتزا . . ومن الذاكرة هدف السلطان 😭🙌🏻 ، ، ibrahimovic ibra inter lazio sweden calcio
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Tellies: CALLCIO
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.. . بكرا الاربعاء تنتظرنا قمه الجوله الثامن عشر بتمام 10:45 بين الانتر ولاتسيو بالجوزيبي مياتزا . . ومن الذاكرة هدف السلطان 😭🙌🏻 ، ، ibrahimovic ibra inter lazio sweden calcio
                
                

                
            

            
            
.. . بكرا الاربعاء تنتظرنا قمه الجوله الثامن عشر بتمام 10:45 بين الانتر ولاتسيو بالجوزيبي مياتزا . . ومن الذاكرة هدف السلطان 😭🙌🏻 ، ، ibra...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Tellies: SESAME STREET
 .org
 After a deeply profound conversation, Tyrone, realized
 that just because he had white palms, didn't mean he
 could stop picking the cotton.

 At first he thought Grover was crazy. But as
 Grover's lecture went on, Bert steadily came
 to realize that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

 Bert pees in the bathtub
 and notices an alarming
 amount of blood.

 Kermit shows off the severed head
 of grover, in order to strike fear into
 the souls of americans

 Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens.
 Ernie's war had begun at last.

 "Shit, Ernie, don't snort it!
 I told you this is heroin!
 Haven't you seen
 Pulp Fiction?

 SESAME STREET
 Grover demonstrates how far the law
 requires him to stay away from sexy sexy
 children.
 Reinvented by juansanity2 for iFunny

 Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set
 back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant.

 "I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you
 can't laugh when they open the casket and see
 their son is missing. They'll know it was us."

 Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha
 enough money for the abortion.

 Elmo and Maria make a swift
 getaway after burning down
 another shop in Baltimore

 The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his
 nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating.

 After the Count calls Ernie's mom a "two cent
 crack whore", Bert struggles to restrain him.

 COM
 Ernie shows Bert who the biggest fag in the room is.

 Ernie feels he is no longer attractive to Bert. Bert knows it's
 true but doesn't say anything.

 Ernie prepares to commit a
 hate crime.

 Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his
 rampage of serial murders on the air.

 TIE TIMES Joe RI
 Ernie eyes the article on Big Bird's
 untimely death and worries the cops
 may be on to him

 Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege"
 on a card and dangle it over the heads of a
 group of feminists to demonstrate how it
 will always be out of their reach.

 Bert plays with himself as he listens to
 Ernie's bathtub song

 Cookie Monster trips unbelievably
 hard on a cookie sized tab of LSD

 Ernie is shocked at the street price of crack
 these days

 APPLES SG
 Bert and Ernie undercut the
 current apple market value,
 forcing their competitors
 families into poverty

 As seen on EricAlper.com
 Elmo shouts at the phone, yelling to "blow the gooks to
 smithereens!" against the protests of his defense chief, who keeps
 trying to remind him that the war in Vietnam ended 40 years ago

 The other option is sellingthese little rocks

 Bert regrets cheaping out on the soundproofing in his sex
 dungeon when the screams of the Children inside keeps
 him awake at night.

 Ernie enjoys Bert's resistance
 as he fulfills his country girl
 rape fantasy.

 O o
 Ernie laughs as he tells the
 struggling, dying orphan, "I am the
 only one who cares about you" as
 he begins to penetrate her

 Bert and Ernie patiently wait in their
 attic as the Nazi's frantically search
 for them below.

 As Beaker tests Dr.
 Bunsen Honeydew s newly
 invented, fully functioning
 Rape Alarm, he is more
 than a little disquieted by
 the extremely strong
 signals it picks up. Dr.
 Honeydew chuckles to
 himself at Beaker's
 reaction, knowing full well
 that he won't be able to tell
 the cops what's about to
 happen to him

 "See the face in the glass Timmy? That's called a retard!"

 Grover pretends to not
 hear Mr. Johnson
 masturbating

 kids
 The whole neighborhood watches as
 Ernie viciously fucks Telly while
 taking a romantic bath together

 Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price
 of some of Oscar's roofies

 10
 SESAME STREET
 Ernie forgets sign language for,"I
 wallowed
 s
 my entire sperm collection, it
 has congealed
 in my
 thro
 at and I am choking to death."

 Bert reassures a
 frightened Ernie by
 telling him that jet fuel
 can't melt sweet
 dreams.

 Rosita coaxes another Suicide
 Hotline caller into pulling the
 trigger, beating Telly's record
 of 12

 The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert When Ernie finishes his
 masterpiece

 "It wasn't the fact we were killing children
 that disturbed me. We were at war, after all.
 It's the erection l got from doing it."

 With the bombing all over the
 papers, Bert knew they had
 to watch their step. Ernie
 could never keep his mouth
 shut. He'd have to go

 At that moment, Ernie
 realized the furry lifestyle
 just wasn't for him.
 Unfortunately, this
 realization came several
 seconds after Big Bird had
 buried himself to the hilt in
 the fursuit's quick-access
 assflap.

 Ernie, disappointed with Bert's fellatio skills,
 forces him to practice on random objects in
 the house.

 Ernie gives Bert a crash-course in how to behead
 infidels the right way according to the Quran.

 BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT
 ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD
 NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH.

 After having been
 frozen for 60 years,
 Bert learns of
 Hitler's defeat and
 the fall of the Reich.

 As Bert turns his head, he
 realizes that the Viet Cong
 are about to ambush his
 patrol.

 The door locks behind them. Ernie begins throwing darts
 with expert precision at all 100 balloons in the room,
 relentlessly triggering Bert's PTSD and shattering his
 psyche beyond repair.

 Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to
 plant landmines under the sand

 SESANE STREET
 "As-Salaam-Alaikum, Bert!" says Ernie as
 he returns from his vacation, hanging out
 with his pals in Somalia.

 Ernie tells Bert that his non-aryan ginger
 nephew, cannot enter his home.

 As the second H flashes on the television, Bert
 and Ernie are amazed that the signal has finally
 come. They shout "Heil Hitler" when they
 realize their brothers of the Fourth Reich have
 infiltrated the mass media.

 Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but
 Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust.

 Cookie Monster tearfully
 informs his family the Gestapo
 officer ordered their immediate
 eviction and arranged transport
 to Auschwitz-Birkenau

 Bert and Ernie helps stage the Gleiwitz incident, giving
 Germany a pretext to invade Poland.

 Ernie and Bert are delighted when
 they discover that their plan to
 bring both Koreas to war might
 actually work

 Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS.

 SESAME STREET]
 Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has
 finally found a way to do good in the world
 If all those girls die as Virgins, they should
 at least not be buried as such

 Ernie exclaims loudly "Allahu Akbar!" as Bert banks
 towards the city's airspace.

 High on PCP, Cookie Monster lets out a
 blood-curdling battle cry as he catapults his
 body through 2 inches of solid brick

 SESAME STREET
 .org
 Kermit is baffled by this negro giving
 him his 3/5th of an opinion

 Bert and Ernie agree to drown
 their mentally retarded son, Bort

 Ernie learns the ups and downs
 of putting his dick in an ant hill.

 Ernie quickly realized that this was not milk that Bert
 had left out on the counter top.

 Ernie educates Bert about why
 the Japanese deserve
 a third nuclear bombing.

 As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew
 suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was
 catching on his tongue.

 Bert was not joking when he told Ernie he
 was going to "literally hit him with a fucking
 piano if he woke him up for some menial
 bullshit one more time".

 Bert is appalled by Ernie's plan to have a
 Make-A-Wish child sneak coke on set for them.

 Bert Was notimpressed by Ernie's proposed cover
 forgetting the goods out of Colombia
Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Tellies: SESAME STREET
 .org
 After a deeply profound conversation, Tyrone, realized
 that just because he had white palms, didn't mean he
 could stop picking the cotton.

 At first he thought Grover was crazy. But as
 Grover's lecture went on, Bert steadily came
 to realize that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

 Bert pees in the bathtub
 and notices an alarming
 amount of blood.

 Kermit shows off the severed head
 of grover, in order to strike fear into
 the souls of americans

 Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens.
 Ernie's war had begun at last.

 "Shit, Ernie, don't snort it!
 I told you this is heroin!
 Haven't you seen
 Pulp Fiction?

 SESAME STREET
 Grover demonstrates how far the law
 requires him to stay away from sexy sexy
 children.
 Reinvented by juansanity2 for iFunny

 Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set
 back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant.

 "I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you
 can't laugh when they open the casket and see
 their son is missing. They'll know it was us."

 Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha
 enough money for the abortion.

 Elmo and Maria make a swift
 getaway after burning down
 another shop in Baltimore

 The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his
 nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating.

 After the Count calls Ernie's mom a "two cent
 crack whore", Bert struggles to restrain him.

 COM
 Ernie shows Bert who the biggest fag in the room is.

 Ernie feels he is no longer attractive to Bert. Bert knows it's
 true but doesn't say anything.

 Ernie prepares to commit a
 hate crime.

 Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his
 rampage of serial murders on the air.

 TIE TIMES Joe RI
 Ernie eyes the article on Big Bird's
 untimely death and worries the cops
 may be on to him

 Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege"
 on a card and dangle it over the heads of a
 group of feminists to demonstrate how it
 will always be out of their reach.

 Bert plays with himself as he listens to
 Ernie's bathtub song

 Cookie Monster trips unbelievably
 hard on a cookie sized tab of LSD

 Ernie is shocked at the street price of crack
 these days

 APPLES SG
 Bert and Ernie undercut the
 current apple market value,
 forcing their competitors
 families into poverty

 As seen on EricAlper.com
 Elmo shouts at the phone, yelling to "blow the gooks to
 smithereens!" against the protests of his defense chief, who keeps
 trying to remind him that the war in Vietnam ended 40 years ago

 The other option is sellingthese little rocks

 Bert regrets cheaping out on the soundproofing in his sex
 dungeon when the screams of the Children inside keeps
 him awake at night.

 Ernie enjoys Bert's resistance
 as he fulfills his country girl
 rape fantasy.

 O o
 Ernie laughs as he tells the
 struggling, dying orphan, "I am the
 only one who cares about you" as
 he begins to penetrate her

 Bert and Ernie patiently wait in their
 attic as the Nazi's frantically search
 for them below.

 As Beaker tests Dr.
 Bunsen Honeydew s newly
 invented, fully functioning
 Rape Alarm, he is more
 than a little disquieted by
 the extremely strong
 signals it picks up. Dr.
 Honeydew chuckles to
 himself at Beaker's
 reaction, knowing full well
 that he won't be able to tell
 the cops what's about to
 happen to him

 "See the face in the glass Timmy? That's called a retard!"

 Grover pretends to not
 hear Mr. Johnson
 masturbating

 kids
 The whole neighborhood watches as
 Ernie viciously fucks Telly while
 taking a romantic bath together

 Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price
 of some of Oscar's roofies

 10
 SESAME STREET
 Ernie forgets sign language for,"I
 wallowed
 s
 my entire sperm collection, it
 has congealed
 in my
 thro
 at and I am choking to death."

 Bert reassures a
 frightened Ernie by
 telling him that jet fuel
 can't melt sweet
 dreams.

 Rosita coaxes another Suicide
 Hotline caller into pulling the
 trigger, beating Telly's record
 of 12

 The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert When Ernie finishes his
 masterpiece

 "It wasn't the fact we were killing children
 that disturbed me. We were at war, after all.
 It's the erection l got from doing it."

 With the bombing all over the
 papers, Bert knew they had
 to watch their step. Ernie
 could never keep his mouth
 shut. He'd have to go

 At that moment, Ernie
 realized the furry lifestyle
 just wasn't for him.
 Unfortunately, this
 realization came several
 seconds after Big Bird had
 buried himself to the hilt in
 the fursuit's quick-access
 assflap.

 Ernie, disappointed with Bert's fellatio skills,
 forces him to practice on random objects in
 the house.

 Ernie gives Bert a crash-course in how to behead
 infidels the right way according to the Quran.

 BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT
 ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD
 NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH.

 After having been
 frozen for 60 years,
 Bert learns of
 Hitler's defeat and
 the fall of the Reich.

 As Bert turns his head, he
 realizes that the Viet Cong
 are about to ambush his
 patrol.

 The door locks behind them. Ernie begins throwing darts
 with expert precision at all 100 balloons in the room,
 relentlessly triggering Bert's PTSD and shattering his
 psyche beyond repair.

 Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to
 plant landmines under the sand

 SESANE STREET
 "As-Salaam-Alaikum, Bert!" says Ernie as
 he returns from his vacation, hanging out
 with his pals in Somalia.

 Ernie tells Bert that his non-aryan ginger
 nephew, cannot enter his home.

 As the second H flashes on the television, Bert
 and Ernie are amazed that the signal has finally
 come. They shout "Heil Hitler" when they
 realize their brothers of the Fourth Reich have
 infiltrated the mass media.

 Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but
 Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust.

 Cookie Monster tearfully
 informs his family the Gestapo
 officer ordered their immediate
 eviction and arranged transport
 to Auschwitz-Birkenau

 Bert and Ernie helps stage the Gleiwitz incident, giving
 Germany a pretext to invade Poland.

 Ernie and Bert are delighted when
 they discover that their plan to
 bring both Koreas to war might
 actually work

 Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS.

 SESAME STREET]
 Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has
 finally found a way to do good in the world
 If all those girls die as Virgins, they should
 at least not be buried as such

 Ernie exclaims loudly "Allahu Akbar!" as Bert banks
 towards the city's airspace.

 High on PCP, Cookie Monster lets out a
 blood-curdling battle cry as he catapults his
 body through 2 inches of solid brick

 SESAME STREET
 .org
 Kermit is baffled by this negro giving
 him his 3/5th of an opinion

 Bert and Ernie agree to drown
 their mentally retarded son, Bort

 Ernie learns the ups and downs
 of putting his dick in an ant hill.

 Ernie quickly realized that this was not milk that Bert
 had left out on the counter top.

 Ernie educates Bert about why
 the Japanese deserve
 a third nuclear bombing.

 As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew
 suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was
 catching on his tongue.

 Bert was not joking when he told Ernie he
 was going to "literally hit him with a fucking
 piano if he woke him up for some menial
 bullshit one more time".

 Bert is appalled by Ernie's plan to have a
 Make-A-Wish child sneak coke on set for them.

 Bert Was notimpressed by Ernie's proposed cover
 forgetting the goods out of Colombia
Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...
                
            

            
            
Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...