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Teeth Out: Charlie is all about the teeth out
Teeth Out: Charlie is all about the teeth out

Charlie is all about the teeth out

Teeth Out: Just got my wisdom teeth out and I feel like shit. Imma be living on Avatar for a bit. (Until it’s gone from Netflix on the 1st)
Teeth Out: Just got my wisdom teeth out and I feel like shit. Imma be living on Avatar for a bit. (Until it’s gone from Netflix on the 1st)

Just got my wisdom teeth out and I feel like shit. Imma be living on Avatar for a bit. (Until it’s gone from Netflix on the 1st)

Teeth Out: Got my wisdom teeth out earlier and my sister's dog hasn't left my side 💞
Teeth Out: Got my wisdom teeth out earlier and my sister's dog hasn't left my side 💞

Got my wisdom teeth out earlier and my sister's dog hasn't left my side 💞

Teeth Out: MISCELL ANY Tax. In Salem, Mass., a Spitz dog was inheritance tax on a held liable to pay an $2,000 legacy. Holing Up. At Bear Mountain, N.Y.. the second time in two weeks, got six feet a groundhog named Albert broke zoo for underground before he was located. The z0o gave up, let him hibernate. Trillion? In Memphis, a daughter was born to Mr. & Mrs. G. I. Billions. Scout. At Camp Robinson, Ark., Pri- vate Henry Placke was discovered to have joined a local Boy Scout troop, earned ten merit badges, qualified as an Eagle Scout. The Army discharged under-age Private Placke. Little Helper. In Jackson Heights, N.Y., a good provider provided: for his in- fant's crib, a short-wave transmitter; for portable receiver. Result: eve- his wife, a portable receiver. Result: eve- nings out, subject to a howl from head- quarters. Rascal. In Alameda, Calif., a gunman robbed a grocery store, poured a bottle of ink over the proprietress, walked out. Helpful. In Kansas City, a friendly on motorist gave a push to a stalled car, nd pushed it in front of a freight train. Legal. In San Diego, John Doe Smith ner legally changed his name. His choice: гу John Joseph Banducci. It Hep Cat. In Newark, a butcher closed his shop, went home without feeding his cat. A telephone operator reported to po- it nt lice that the butcher's telephone was being jiggled. Police found the cat on the tele phone, notified the butcher, who returned and fed the cat. Tossed. In Wichita, Kans., Pedestrian John Hancock was bumped by an auto- mobile that pitched him in front of a sec- ond car going in the opposite direction. The second tossed him in front of a third. A fourth hit him. He survived. Teeth. At Ogdensburg, N.Y., a New York Central brakeman sneezed his teeth out a window, stopped the train, got them back after a search by trainmen and pas- sengers. Exile. In Great Yarmouth, England, a woman shoplifter was sentenced to one month's banishment from the town. Bad Dream. Tiny Marshville, Wis., dreamed of fame and fortune with a Christmas-letter business rivaling that of Santa Claus, Ind., asked Post Office De- partment permission to change its name to North Pole. Answer: Marshville's post of- fice will be closed because of lack of busi- ness. TIME, November 24, 1941 Times Magazine, Nov. 1941
Teeth Out: MISCELL ANY
 Tax. In Salem, Mass., a Spitz dog was
 inheritance tax on a
 held liable to pay an
 $2,000 legacy.
 Holing Up. At Bear Mountain, N.Y..
 the second time in two weeks, got six feet
 a groundhog named Albert broke zoo for
 underground before he was located. The
 z0o gave up, let him hibernate.
 Trillion? In Memphis, a daughter was
 born to Mr. & Mrs. G. I. Billions.
 Scout. At Camp Robinson, Ark., Pri-
 vate Henry Placke was discovered to have
 joined a local Boy Scout troop, earned
 ten merit badges, qualified as an Eagle
 Scout. The Army discharged under-age
 Private Placke.
 Little Helper. In Jackson Heights,
 N.Y., a good provider provided: for his in-
 fant's crib, a short-wave transmitter; for
 portable receiver. Result: eve-
 his wife, a portable receiver. Result: eve-
 nings out, subject to a howl from head-
 quarters.
 Rascal. In Alameda, Calif., a gunman
 robbed a grocery store, poured a bottle of
 ink over the proprietress, walked out.
 Helpful. In Kansas City, a friendly
 on
 motorist gave a push to a stalled car,
 nd
 pushed it in front of a freight train.
 Legal. In San Diego, John Doe Smith
 ner
 legally changed his name. His choice:
 гу
 John Joseph Banducci.
 It
 Hep Cat. In Newark, a butcher closed
 his shop, went home without feeding his
 cat. A telephone operator reported to po-
 it
 nt
 lice that the butcher's telephone was being
 jiggled. Police found the cat on the tele
 phone, notified the butcher, who returned
 and fed the cat.
 Tossed. In Wichita, Kans., Pedestrian
 John Hancock was bumped by an auto-
 mobile that pitched him in front of a sec-
 ond car going in the opposite direction.
 The second tossed him in front of a third.
 A fourth hit him. He survived.
 Teeth. At Ogdensburg, N.Y., a New
 York Central brakeman sneezed his teeth
 out a window, stopped the train, got them
 back after a search by trainmen and pas-
 sengers.
 Exile. In Great Yarmouth, England, a
 woman shoplifter was sentenced to one
 month's banishment from the town.
 Bad Dream. Tiny Marshville, Wis.,
 dreamed of fame and fortune with a
 Christmas-letter business rivaling that of
 Santa Claus, Ind., asked Post Office De-
 partment permission to change its name to
 North Pole. Answer: Marshville's post of-
 fice will be closed because of lack of busi-
 ness.
 TIME, November 24, 1941
Times Magazine, Nov. 1941

Times Magazine, Nov. 1941

Teeth Out: Valent ACTION STARTERS myersin-a: * VIOLENT ACTION STARTERSSend me a NUMBER for your muse to :  001. — Backhand my muse.002. — Stab my muse. 003. — Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin.004. — Hit my muse with a blunt object. 005. — Throw something large at my muse. 006. — Kick my muse.007. — Punch my muse.008. — Break one of my muse’s bones.009. — Scratch my muse.010. — Headbutt my muse.011. — Shoot my muse.012. — Knock my muse out.013. — Strangle my muse.014. — Push my muse roughly.015. — Grab my muse by the hair.016. — Bruise my muse.017. — Threathen my muse with an object of harm. 018. — Go to harm my muse’s eyes.019. — Bite my muse.020. — Tear away parts of my muse’s skin.021. — Force my muse’s head under water.022. — Throw something scalding at my muse.023. — Burn my muse.024. — Step on my muse’s fingers.025. — Rip one of my muse’s teeth out.026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ).027. — Clothesline my muse.028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood. 029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle.030. — Electrocute my muse.031. — Slam my muse against a wall.032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back.033. — Kick my muse’s crotch.034. — Trip my muse.035. — Put my muse in a headlock.036. — Break my muse’s nose.037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat.038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall.039. — Attempt to kill my muse.040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.
Teeth Out: Valent
 ACTION STARTERS
myersin-a:
* VIOLENT ACTION STARTERSSend me a NUMBER for your muse to : 
001. — Backhand my muse.002. — Stab my muse. 003. — Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin.004. — Hit my muse with a blunt object. 005. — Throw something large at my muse. 006. — Kick my muse.007. — Punch my muse.008. — Break one of my muse’s bones.009. — Scratch my muse.010. — Headbutt my muse.011. — Shoot my muse.012. — Knock my muse out.013. — Strangle my muse.014. — Push my muse roughly.015. — Grab my muse by the hair.016. — Bruise my muse.017. — Threathen my muse with an object of harm. 018. — Go to harm my muse’s eyes.019. — Bite my muse.020. — Tear away parts of my muse’s skin.021. — Force my muse’s head under water.022. — Throw something scalding at my muse.023. — Burn my muse.024. — Step on my muse’s fingers.025. — Rip one of my muse’s teeth out.026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ).027. — Clothesline my muse.028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood. 029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle.030. — Electrocute my muse.031. — Slam my muse against a wall.032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back.033. — Kick my muse’s crotch.034. — Trip my muse.035. — Put my muse in a headlock.036. — Break my muse’s nose.037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat.038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall.039. — Attempt to kill my muse.040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.

myersin-a: * VIOLENT ACTION STARTERSSend me a NUMBER for your muse to :  001. — Backhand my muse.002. — Stab my muse. 003. — Put out a ci...

Teeth Out: Anybody know of any schools/ online classes for 3D modeling? ctober 30 at 5:58 PM 2w Like Reply Like Comment Share 1 Nope sure dont Like Reply 2w ayo get the fuck off my shit, go sign up in rehab or AA real shit, youre annoying as fuck HUH!!! TENOR Reply Like 2w 2w Like Reply ming up there and punching your f***teeth out you little f** That's right I forgot you're a f***n**** pussy to remember that better watch your f***** back f* pussy hey you never know when I will show up he better watch your f****self you little pussy l'm f***dying so don't you f****** matter I kill you you so f** dick 2w Like Reply Reply 2w Like O Write a comment... GIF cnaake Chinace This a 5:43 October 30 at 5:58 PM October 30 at 5:58 PM Ihat's right I forgot you're a f*** n**** you aint dying, get off the drugs Like Reply 2w 2w Like Reply Not on drugs f*** face Like Reply 2w Like Reply 2w This guy speaks Chinese Sometimes boy you got to pull your head out your f**** ass to breathe 2w Like Reply Like Reply 2w Write a reply... You better hope you never f*** me again I'll tell you that see And get it right retard boy you don't live in levittown 2w Like Reply 2w Like Reply wasent planning on it you aint dying, get off the drugs Like Reply 2w Like Reply 2w Goood cause when I see u it's gonna Not on drugs f*** face toooo late foorr uuuuu Like Reply 2w Write a comment... GIF Write a comment... GIF no clue who this guy is, but i’d say he definitely needs some help
Teeth Out: Anybody know of any schools/
 online classes for 3D modeling?
 ctober 30 at 5:58 PM
 2w Like Reply
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 Nope sure dont
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 ayo get the fuck off my shit, go
 sign up in rehab or AA real shit,
 youre annoying as fuck
 HUH!!!
 TENOR
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 2w
 2w Like Reply
 ming up there and punching your
 f***teeth out you little f**
 That's right I forgot you're a
 f***n****
 pussy to remember that better
 watch your f***** back f*
 pussy hey you never know when I
 will show up he better watch your
 f****self you little pussy l'm
 f***dying so don't you f******
 matter I kill you you so f** dick
 2w Like Reply
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 Ihat's right I forgot you're a
 f*** n****
 you aint dying, get off the drugs
 Like Reply
 2w
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 Not on drugs f*** face
 Like Reply
 2w
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 2w
 This guy speaks Chinese
 Sometimes boy you got to pull your
 head out your f**** ass to breathe
 2w
 Like
 Reply
 Like Reply
 2w
 Write a reply...
 You better hope you never f***
 me again I'll tell you that
 see
 And get it right retard boy you don't
 live in levittown
 2w Like Reply
 2w Like Reply
 wasent planning on it
 you aint dying, get off the drugs
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 Goood cause when I see u it's gonna
 Not on drugs f*** face
 toooo late foorr uuuuu
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no clue who this guy is, but i’d say he definitely needs some help

no clue who this guy is, but i’d say he definitely needs some help

Teeth Out: sirobvious: kitcat-italica doodstormer: sirobvious: sirobvious: I think that around 50% of tumblr users are just balls of vitriol and malice and we've created a culture where it's cool and celebrated to be extremely rude to strangers Twitter is also worse and it all makes me really fucking sad Follow sirobv people who spend all their time in insular internet communities where"constantly being unnecessarily hostile and combative towards strangers" is considered a personality acompletely unaggressive statement Also having an extreme response to something generates more attention through likes/retweets/reblogs, so the most extreme negative reactions circulate the most. The nature of these platforms rewards hyperbole and vitriol. And as the extremes start to polarize, this drives the less extreme people away from those conversation circles, because they're so tired of the anger and hate (this is why I've avoided most social media platforms thus far, I have enough problems without being exposed to new ones on the internet). Thus, over time, only the extremes remain, and they continue to reinforce each other and be rewarded for it. The whole community becomes toxic, and everyone is angry until they die from early heart attacks. This is a very insightful take on it and I completely agree. Especially when it comes to Twitter. It's impossible to be polite on Twitter because of the character limit. It takes too many letters to explain anything politely with any nuance so the only way to respond to any disagreement is to call the OP a fucking idiot and then drop a reaction gif. On Twitter the explanation you just gave wouldn't even have been postable I'm going to comment on to this threat to make a few brief clarifying statements about the original post because some people have taken it upon themselves, intentionally or unintentionally, to drastically misunderstand what I meant Fo I mean that just under the surface, many people, especially teenagers who end up in backwater communities like this one, are quietly desperate to hurt and/or exert power over other people, and to this end they are constantly on the watch for a socially acceptable target. They may be blogging like normal looking at funny cat gifs 90% of the time, but then as soon as another person exposes their jugular, they go straight for it without hesitation, and they go out of their way to do as much damage as they can in their window of opportunity. And we've created a society here where instead of being suppressed, this desire is encouraged so long as you pick a socially acceptable enough target(and it's important to note that the funnier your attack is, the less socially acceptable the target has to be as a target). This post was never meant to get super popular, I was really just thinking out loud, but what prompted me to make this post was seeing a callout post for some dude made by that dude's former friends in which they gave out all of his contact information so that he could be harassed by the massive following of their very successful comedy/gimmick blog. The I checked the list of grievances, to find that, assuming any of it was true in the first place, the dude was kind of a dick. But that's just it. He wasn't doing anything dangerous to other people or posing any sort of lingering threat that would necessitate everybody in the world knowing to watch out for him by name, he was just being an asshole with a few anger management issues thrown in there. The right response would've just been to kick him out of the discord server and stop talking to him, but instead they went out of their way to do as much damage to him as possible and to ensure that thousands of people harass him and he's probably going to have to abandon his various social media accounts to escape from it FO I had been thinking about this for a while, how many of the "funny" posts that cross my dashboard can be boiled down to some popular blog absolutely ripping some random guy a new asshole with insults just for making the wrong comment on a post, especially when that comment usually comes from a place of ignorance moreso than malice I'm not saying there's anything inherently and irredeemably wrong with springboarding a joke off someone's comment, even if it makes that person the butt of the joke, but so many of the "funny posts here have such a massive disconnect between the hostility level of the comment and the hostility level of the 'clapback. It's like Person1 stepping on Person2's foot in a crowded street and Person2's response is to wheel around and knock their teeth out. And we celebrate this by giving it positive attention all the time. We should not be encouraging this behavior This also applies to Reddit... pretty much any social media platform
Teeth Out: sirobvious:
 kitcat-italica
 doodstormer:
 sirobvious:
 sirobvious:
 I think that
 around 50% of
 tumblr users
 are just balls of
 vitriol and
 malice and
 we've created
 a culture where
 it's cool and
 celebrated to
 be extremely
 rude to
 strangers
 Twitter is also worse and it
 all makes me really fucking
 sad
 Follow sirobv
 people who spend all
 their time in insular
 internet communities
 where"constantly
 being unnecessarily
 hostile and combative
 towards strangers"
 is considered
 a personality
 acompletely
 unaggressive
 statement
 Also having an extreme response to something
 generates more attention through
 likes/retweets/reblogs, so the most extreme negative
 reactions circulate the most. The nature of these
 platforms rewards hyperbole and vitriol. And as the
 extremes start to polarize, this drives the less extreme
 people away from those conversation circles, because
 they're so tired of the anger and hate (this is why I've
 avoided most social media platforms thus far, I have
 enough problems without being exposed to new ones
 on the internet). Thus, over time, only the extremes
 remain, and they continue to reinforce each other and
 be rewarded for it. The whole community becomes
 toxic, and everyone is angry until they die from early
 heart attacks.
 This is a very insightful take on it and I completely agree.
 Especially when it comes to Twitter. It's impossible to be polite on
 Twitter because of the character limit. It takes too many letters to
 explain anything politely with any nuance so the only way to respond
 to any disagreement is to call the OP a fucking idiot and then drop a
 reaction gif.
 On Twitter the explanation you just gave wouldn't even have been
 postable
 I'm going to comment on to this threat to make a few brief clarifying statements
 about the original post because some people have taken it upon themselves,
 intentionally or unintentionally, to drastically misunderstand what I meant
 Fo
 I mean that just under the surface, many people, especially teenagers who end
 up in backwater communities like this one, are quietly desperate to hurt and/or
 exert power over other people, and to this end they are constantly on the watch
 for a socially acceptable target. They may be blogging like normal looking at
 funny cat gifs 90% of the time, but then as soon as another person exposes
 their jugular, they go straight for it without hesitation, and they go out of their
 way to do as much damage as they can in their window of opportunity.
 And we've created a society here where instead of being suppressed, this
 desire is encouraged so long as you pick a socially acceptable enough
 target(and it's important to note that the funnier your attack is, the less socially
 acceptable the target has to be as a target).
 This post was never meant to get super popular, I was really just thinking out
 loud, but what prompted me to make this post was seeing a callout post for
 some dude made by that dude's former friends in which they gave out all of his
 contact information so that he could be harassed by the massive following of
 their very successful comedy/gimmick blog. The I checked the list of
 grievances, to find that, assuming any of it was true in the first place, the dude
 was kind of a dick. But that's just it. He wasn't doing anything dangerous to
 other people or posing any sort of lingering threat that would necessitate
 everybody in the world knowing to watch out for him by name, he was just being
 an asshole with a few anger management issues thrown in there. The right
 response would've just been to kick him out of the discord server and stop
 talking to him, but instead they went out of their way to do as much damage to
 him as possible and to ensure that thousands of people harass him and he's
 probably going to have to abandon his various social media accounts to escape
 from it
 FO
 I had been thinking about this for a while, how many of the "funny" posts that
 cross my dashboard can be boiled down to some popular blog absolutely
 ripping some random guy a new asshole with insults just for making the wrong
 comment on a post, especially when that comment usually comes from a place
 of ignorance moreso than malice
 I'm not saying there's anything inherently and irredeemably wrong with
 springboarding a joke off someone's comment, even if it makes that person the
 butt of the joke, but so many of the "funny posts here have such a massive
 disconnect between the hostility level of the comment and the hostility level of
 the 'clapback. It's like Person1 stepping on Person2's foot in a crowded street
 and Person2's response is to wheel around and knock their teeth out. And we
 celebrate this by giving it positive attention all the time. We should not be
 encouraging this behavior
This also applies to Reddit... pretty much any social media platform

This also applies to Reddit... pretty much any social media platform

Teeth Out: koobaxion: Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn't too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like "hey... i think... i died... and now I'm in a parallel universe... and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe" and he was just kinda like "alright, you do that". And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like "damn... why are there so many of you... there's like 5 many of you" and she was just kinda like "alright, you do that" Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like "how ya feeling son" in the dadliest way possible and I was like "MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I'M STARVED" so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say "I'm good I can do this" and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler "WHATS UP FUCKS" to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look. So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says "hey are you going to order or what". Keep in mind I'm on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say "shush man I'm trying to do fruit science", and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said "yeah give me a smooth regular" which for the uninitiated, isn't actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the "boosted" smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made "lightning noises" So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says "how ya feelin?". Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say "there's these fuckin.. tiny sheep in my head" which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them) Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn't find the status update bar) that read: "i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice" This may be the funniest thing I have ever read. There are actual tears coming out of my face. More awesome pics at FUNSubstance.com
Teeth Out: koobaxion:
 Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it
 was a fucking experience. Before the surgery
 wasn't too interesting but as soon as I woke up I
 saw the nurse next to me and was all like
 "hey... i think... i died... and now I'm in a
 parallel universe... and i gotta go back to my
 house and kill the me from this universe" and he
 was just kinda like "alright, you do that". And
 then the other nurse kept going in and out of the
 room to get things and I thought there was like
 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and
 then so when she was wheeling me out in a
 wheelchair I was like "damn... why are there so
 many of you... there's like 5 many of you" and
 she was just kinda like "alright, you do that"
 Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there
 and he was like "how ya feeling son" in the
 dadliest way possible and I was like "MAN I AM
 PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I'M
 STARVED" so we drove about 3 blocks to a
 jamba juice, whereupon I say "I'm good I can do
 this" and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I
 burst in the door like a viking returning from
 some fucking battle and holler "WHATS UP
 FUCKS" to everyone in the store, which was
 thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter,
 who looked probably as scared/confused as a
 jamba juice employee could look.
 So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I
 looked up at the jamba juice menu and was
 utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was
 looking at this menu board for a year,
 deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I
 distinctly remember that I was looking at each
 item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted,
 then moving on to the next thing and thinking of
 how that tasted, and how they would taste
 together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4
 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees
 me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and
 says "hey are you going to order or what". Keep
 in mind I'm on the first fucking smoothie on the
 list here. So I just say "shush man I'm trying to
 do fruit science", and then when I realized that
 this process could take literal years, I just said
 "yeah give me a smooth regular" which for the
 uninitiated, isn't actually a real thing on any
 menu. Oh, also I asked them if the "boosted"
 smoothies would give me super powers and
 then pointed my fingers at them and made
 "lightning noises"
 So my dad just orders me the first thing on the
 menu and I go to sit down and stare out the
 window or some shit and my thoroughly
 amused dad just looks at me and says "how ya
 feelin?". Now at this time I was feeling a lot of
 things, but most noticeable to me was the
 gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say
 "there's these fuckin.. tiny sheep in my head"
 which at the time was the best way I had to
 convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the
 jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he
 gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers
 and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of
 emotion that gift made me feel (I still have
 them)
 Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home
 and I explained this programming project I was
 working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow
 and then I came home and went on facebook
 and posted a comment on my friends status
 (because I couldn't find the status update bar)
 that read: "i just took a lort of painkillers and
 yelled at everyone in a jambo juice"
 This may be the funniest thing I have ever read.
 There are actual tears coming out of my face.
 More awesome pics at FUNSubstance.com
Teeth Out: The next 36 hours after getting your wisdom teeth out.
Teeth Out: The next 36 hours after getting your wisdom teeth out.

The next 36 hours after getting your wisdom teeth out.

Teeth Out: Im getting my 4 wisdom teeth out today! And that little boy over there too! Wish me luck!
Teeth Out: Im getting my 4 wisdom teeth out today! And that little boy over there too! Wish me luck!

Im getting my 4 wisdom teeth out today! And that little boy over there too! Wish me luck!

Teeth Out: < I spent under an hour last night watching things and frankly, in my honest opinion, ignorance is surely bliss. In an age of information and everything at a touch of a button how are you not seeing the truth ???? Fluoride is a POISON and its in the majority of toothpaste and it is recommended by professionals' that you put this poison in your body twice (if not more) each day?! Aspartame is a POISON and is in EVERYTHING popular and trendy on the supermarket shelves. You willingly and knowingly poison yourself! We don't have a government problem. We have a stupid population problem 'It's the governments fault' Is it? Is it really? Who voted for them? Who can research the dangers of fluoride? Who can actively READ the ingredients to what they buy ?? a few YOU!!! Let's not get on to the topic of caffeine, alcohol and other LEGAL addictive and dangerous drugs.. You know the ones people 'can't live without' even though they know they're bad for your body! Sure the corporations push the drugs and the government class them as legal, LEGAL BUT NOT SAFE, and that's all you need to know and you go out and buy them ... So who's fault is it really?? You got people protesting pollution driving cars and you got people protesting deforestation buying fast food (fast food comes from animals grazed on what was once jungle and forest) you got all these people wanting change, yet they can't even change their habits! Is that truly the governments fault ?! Parents WILLINGLY vaccine their children. No ones ever kicked the door in to force any vaccinations on my children and as far as I'm aware, it is a CHOICE. Can we blame doctors for this? For parents not researching?? If I gave away rat poison, told everyone it was good for their teeth (FLOURIDE) and people willingly choose to believe me without actually checking, am I to blame? How long can we keep blaming someone else for the state of the world we inhabit and for the people in charge of it? People will more likely stop listening as soon as you mention something that effects their reality, it's fact. Pollution in the sea, in the air, in our bodies, the corruption and lies spewing out of parliament, any conspiracy that alters what they've been told! I have seen ACTUAL witnesses of 9/11 say they saw NO PLANE, but admit there must of been one cause they saw it on the TELEVISION afterwards. WHAT THE FUCK?! People laugh when you tell them about the realistic capabilities of CGI, they'll doubt it, they'll doubt it about space, they'll doubt it about terror attacks, they'll doubt it about everything, yet most films these days and popular television shows are GREEN SCREEN and CGI in at least one scene! And you can watch that on the 'behind the scenes'!! My mind was blown when I realised that even mountains and rivers in films weren't actual rivers or mountains, but CGI and green screen! To this day I still don't get why they don't just use real scenary but I suppose it has its advantages to be indoors while filming, my point is how convincing tv shows and films are, yet people doubt the capabilities of CGI in the news or even space Answer me this... IF I'm watching a scifi film and some guy is whizzing around the universe in his space pod, is what I can see real? The stars, the asteroids? The view in his rear view mirror? Is it real? Of course not! It would imply a camera crew is up there recording it all! Which, just isnt happening. We've only ever been to the moon, apparently. And we don't have the technology to go back any more (I'm sorry that always gets me ) or has hollywood got its own space program for specific filming opportunities ?? It's all CGI. So tell me again how it couldn't be used by NASA or in a news video?! Or is it truly so fake it's real?! When people are willing to change their own minds, from what they saw with their own eyes to a completely made up story, it's not the news or the reporters fault. It's people. And their ignorance. When people ALIVE TODAY have survived measles an chicken pox, the mumps and other 'kill y'all quick diseases' I'm more inclined to take my chances with that known fact rather than shoot up on this 'vaccine' that has caused more issues than the disease it's 'protecting' us from. It's like someone saying, there's a small chance a bird could fly into the top of your head, burrow through your brain and make a nest in your mouth, so you have to wear this helmet. The helmet could however gauge out one of your eyes, and is more likely then the bird targeting you for its satanic blood nest, and you willingly putting the helmet on! Why do you trust these people ?! Is it just easier and simpler to just pretend? We really are in an illusion reality. Everyone is just seeing what they want to see! It's not even a conspiracy. Pick up a history book. Do some research. L0ok into it. It's all there. Almost every president in last few terms has promised a NEW WORLD ORDER at some point.. are we choosing not to listen? Even when it's carved in stone ?!? Sure it's easier to say chemtrails aren't real and it's plane exhausts or that those towers are phone masts, yes, the simple mind can understand that. Grasp it. But how can you see the homeless multiply day by day, and still not see the issue? There are vulnerable, helpless people suffering, on benches, in door ways, sleeping on concrete, yet no one puts the pieces together to see the bigger picture. It's right in front of you! There was a time you'd have one guy on the street, and yea back then, he's the crazy one who's there cause of bad choices, or something. You tellin me the hundreds of poverty stricken families, the thousands of homeless veterans and the hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people on the streets all made the same mistake? Pull the other one They are there cause stupid ignorant people keep believing MPs bullshit and promises. If the government could fix it, it would be getting better not worse Let's not forget the DWP has already caused more deaths then cannabis! And we shan't go down that road cause if I hear one more person say that cannabis doesn't help medincally, I think I might beat their teeth out with my walking stick! But I probably wouldn't cause of the cannabis It's the 9/11 horse shit again isn't it They want me to trade in the knowledge I know for the bullshit they regurgitate. Drives me nuts!!! It's like a big fat bull on laxatives walking along spraying out projectile shit and we're just the heard walking behind the cunt! Lap it all up!!!! You only got yourself to blame! If we stopped. Stopped listening. Stopped complying. Stopped believing strangers and actually looked into things, then we might see a change. Turn the television OFF, get outside and look at what is going on. RESEARCH IT Like i said, it doesn't take long to skim the tip of the iceberg! It's your choice to remain ignorant! Throughout school you are told this and told that, you are convinced as a child, the 'truth' and the 'facts' but you are also told the Easter bunny comes once a year to celebrate the death of Jesus with chocolate eggs... and the wheel turns, the next generation will send the next generation to the same educational system that couldn't even teach the previous generation how to teach this generation well enough to teach the next generation!!!! All the while sucking out the joy, creativity and uniqueness of children. From the age of 4! By the time your child is an adult, they would of spent more time with STRANGERS than with you ?! Doesn't that sound odd?! But we do it anyway!! It's absurd! And we don't learn life skills do we? Oh no! We get taught THEORIES and BIASED accounts based on perspective but never money management or first aid!! I mean who cares if you can't perform CPR or know what to do if you have a stroke just as long as we all know EDISON? was a genius And you don't even need to be a genius to work it all out! Jeremy fucking clarkson has presented the nasa weather machine on TV! Showed how it all worked and everything! Made it rain !! Yet we get hose pipe bans and countries have droughts??? But that's not my business You can deny it. You can hide from it. But you can't escape it. It's happening and has been for a long time! The only way to stop this ball rolling is to unify and put a stop to it together. Stand up and stand stronger than the ball (bull) break away from the system and join those already fighting for our right to life! If not for you, then for who? Just a smidgen of crazy to go with your morning coffee
Teeth Out: <
 I spent under an hour last night watching
 things and frankly, in my honest opinion,
 ignorance is surely bliss. In an age of
 information and everything at a touch of a
 button how are you not seeing the truth ????
 Fluoride is a POISON and its in the majority of
 toothpaste and it is recommended by
 professionals' that you put this poison in your
 body twice (if not more) each day?!
 Aspartame is a POISON and is in EVERYTHING
 popular and trendy on the supermarket shelves.
 You willingly and knowingly poison yourself! We
 don't have a government problem. We have a
 stupid population problem
 'It's the governments fault'
 Is it? Is it really?
 Who voted for them? Who can research the
 dangers of fluoride? Who can actively READ the
 ingredients to what they buy ??
 a few
 YOU!!!
 Let's not get on to the topic of caffeine, alcohol
 and other LEGAL addictive and dangerous
 drugs.. You know the ones people 'can't live
 without' even though they know they're bad for
 your body!
 Sure the corporations push the drugs and the
 government class them as legal, LEGAL BUT
 NOT SAFE, and that's all you need to know and
 you go out and buy them ... So who's fault is it
 really??
 You got people protesting pollution driving cars
 and you got people protesting deforestation
 buying fast food (fast food comes from animals
 grazed on what was once jungle and forest) you
 got all these people wanting change, yet they
 can't even change their habits!
 Is that truly the governments fault ?!
 Parents WILLINGLY vaccine their children. No
 ones ever kicked the door in to force any
 vaccinations on my children and as far as I'm
 aware, it is a CHOICE. Can we blame doctors for
 this? For parents not researching??
 If I gave away rat poison, told everyone it was
 good for their teeth (FLOURIDE) and people
 willingly choose to believe me without actually
 checking, am I to blame?
 How long can we keep blaming someone else
 for the state of the world we inhabit and for the
 people in charge of it?
 People will more likely stop listening as soon as
 you mention something that effects their reality,
 it's fact. Pollution in the sea, in the air, in our
 bodies, the corruption and lies spewing out of
 parliament, any conspiracy that alters what
 they've been told!
 I have seen ACTUAL witnesses of 9/11 say they
 saw NO PLANE, but admit there must of been
 one cause they saw it on the TELEVISION
 afterwards. WHAT THE FUCK?!
 People laugh when you tell them about the
 realistic capabilities of CGI, they'll doubt it,
 they'll doubt it about space, they'll doubt it
 about terror attacks, they'll doubt it about
 everything, yet most films these days and
 popular television shows are GREEN SCREEN
 and CGI in at least one scene! And you can
 watch that on the 'behind the scenes'!!
 My mind was blown when I realised that even
 mountains and rivers in films weren't actual
 rivers or mountains, but CGI and green screen!
 To this day I still don't get why they don't just
 use real scenary but I suppose it has its
 advantages to be indoors while filming, my point
 is how convincing tv shows and films are, yet
 people doubt the capabilities of CGI in the news
 or even space
 Answer me this... IF I'm watching a scifi film and
 some guy is whizzing around the universe in his
 space pod, is what I can see real? The stars, the
 asteroids? The view in his rear view mirror? Is it
 real? Of course not! It would imply a camera
 crew is up there recording it all! Which, just isnt
 happening. We've only ever been to the moon,
 apparently. And we don't have the technology to
 go back any more (I'm sorry that always gets me
 ) or has hollywood got its own space program
 for specific filming opportunities ?? It's all CGI.
 So tell me again how it couldn't be used by
 NASA or in a news video?! Or is it truly so fake
 it's real?!
 When people are willing to change their own
 minds, from what they saw with their own eyes
 to a completely made up story, it's not the news
 or the reporters fault. It's people. And their
 ignorance. When people ALIVE TODAY have
 survived measles an chicken pox, the mumps
 and other 'kill y'all quick diseases' I'm more
 inclined to take my chances with that known
 fact rather than shoot up on this 'vaccine' that
 has caused more issues than the disease it's
 'protecting' us from. It's like someone saying,
 there's a small chance a bird could fly into the
 top of your head, burrow through your brain and
 make a nest in your mouth, so you have to wear
 this helmet. The helmet could however gauge
 out one of your eyes, and is more likely then the
 bird targeting you for its satanic blood nest, and
 you willingly putting the helmet on! Why do you
 trust these people ?!
 Is it just easier and simpler to just pretend?
 We really are in an illusion reality. Everyone is
 just seeing what they want to see!
 It's not even a conspiracy. Pick up a history
 book. Do some research. L0ok into it. It's all
 there. Almost every president in last few terms
 has promised a NEW WORLD ORDER at some
 point.. are we choosing not to listen? Even
 when it's carved in stone ?!?
 Sure it's easier to say chemtrails aren't real and
 it's plane exhausts or that those towers are
 phone masts, yes, the simple mind can
 understand that. Grasp it. But how can you see
 the homeless multiply day by day, and still not
 see the issue? There are vulnerable, helpless
 people suffering, on benches, in door ways,
 sleeping on concrete, yet no one puts the
 pieces together to see the bigger picture. It's
 right in front of you! There was a time you'd
 have one guy on the street, and yea back then,
 he's the crazy one who's there cause of bad
 choices, or something. You tellin me the
 hundreds of poverty stricken families, the
 thousands of homeless veterans and the
 hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people on
 the streets all made the same mistake? Pull the
 other one
 They are there cause stupid ignorant people
 keep believing MPs bullshit and promises.
 If the government could fix it, it would be getting
 better not worse
 Let's not forget the DWP has already caused
 more deaths then cannabis!
 And we shan't go down that road cause if I hear
 one more person say that cannabis doesn't help
 medincally, I think I might beat their teeth out
 with my walking stick! But I probably wouldn't
 cause of the cannabis
 It's the 9/11 horse shit again isn't it
 They want me to trade in the knowledge I know
 for the bullshit they regurgitate.
 Drives me nuts!!!
 It's like a big fat bull on laxatives walking along
 spraying out projectile shit and we're just the
 heard walking behind the cunt!
 Lap it all up!!!! You only got yourself to blame!
 If we stopped. Stopped listening. Stopped
 complying. Stopped believing strangers and
 actually looked into things, then we might see a
 change. Turn the television OFF, get outside and
 look at what is going on. RESEARCH IT
 Like i said, it doesn't take long to skim the tip of
 the iceberg! It's your choice to remain ignorant!
 Throughout school you are told this and told
 that, you are convinced as a child, the 'truth'
 and the 'facts' but you are also told the Easter
 bunny comes once a year to celebrate the death
 of Jesus with chocolate eggs... and the wheel
 turns, the next generation will send the next
 generation to the same educational system that
 couldn't even teach the previous generation
 how to teach this generation well enough to
 teach the next generation!!!!
 All the while sucking out the joy, creativity and
 uniqueness of children. From the age of 4!
 By the time your child is an adult, they would of
 spent more time with STRANGERS than with you
 ?! Doesn't that sound odd?!
 But we do it anyway!!
 It's absurd!
 And we don't learn life skills do we? Oh no! We
 get taught THEORIES and BIASED accounts
 based on perspective but never money
 management or first aid!!
 I mean who cares if you can't perform CPR or
 know what to do if you have a stroke just as long
 as we all know EDISON? was a genius
 And you don't even need to be a genius to work
 it all out! Jeremy fucking clarkson has
 presented the nasa weather machine on TV!
 Showed how it all worked and everything! Made
 it rain !! Yet we get hose pipe bans and
 countries have droughts??? But that's not my
 business
 You can deny it. You can hide from it. But you
 can't escape it. It's happening and has been for
 a long time! The only way to stop this ball rolling
 is to unify and put a stop to it together.
 Stand up and stand stronger than the ball (bull)
 break away from the system and join those
 already fighting for our right to life! If not for
 you, then for who?
Just a smidgen of crazy to go with your morning coffee

Just a smidgen of crazy to go with your morning coffee

Teeth Out: Got my wisdom teeth out today (ouch)
Teeth Out: Got my wisdom teeth out today (ouch)

Got my wisdom teeth out today (ouch)

Teeth Out: Pepper had to have her teeth out, the vet gave her a little bandage. My poor baby girl!
Teeth Out: Pepper had to have her teeth out, the vet gave her a little bandage. My poor baby girl!

Pepper had to have her teeth out, the vet gave her a little bandage. My poor baby girl!

Teeth Out: Ever since he had most of his teeth out. Dino, is in “perma-derp” mode.
Teeth Out: Ever since he had most of his teeth out. Dino, is in “perma-derp” mode.

Ever since he had most of his teeth out. Dino, is in “perma-derp” mode.