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Teeth Out: Just got my wisdom teeth out but have a dump
Teeth Out: Just got my wisdom teeth out but have a dump

Just got my wisdom teeth out but have a dump

Teeth Out: He's been a brave boy today, when he had three teeth out ♥
Teeth Out: He's been a brave boy today, when he had three teeth out ♥

He's been a brave boy today, when he had three teeth out ♥

Teeth Out: Pewdiepie: so there was this giant fish with big teeth out...
Teeth Out: Pewdiepie: so there was this giant fish with big teeth out...

Pewdiepie: so there was this giant fish with big teeth out...

Teeth Out: Just got my wisdom teeth out. Ouch.
Teeth Out: Just got my wisdom teeth out. Ouch.

Just got my wisdom teeth out. Ouch.

Teeth Out: Don’t even ask me to take it off or I will rip your fucking teeth out.
Teeth Out: Don’t even ask me to take it off or I will rip your fucking teeth out.

Don’t even ask me to take it off or I will rip your fucking teeth out.

Teeth Out: When you get your wisdom teeth out and use that to procrastinate. >>Pretty sure that dip was only because I was sleeping
Teeth Out: When you get your wisdom teeth out and use that to procrastinate. >>Pretty sure that dip was only because I was sleeping

When you get your wisdom teeth out and use that to procrastinate. >>Pretty sure that dip was only because I was sleeping

Teeth Out: So 19 yr olds, I got my wisdom teeth out today and I though the rest of the day would be shitty, but when I got home I saw Pewds posted which made my day, hope your day was made aswell
Teeth Out: So 19 yr olds, I got my wisdom teeth out today and I though the rest of the day would be shitty, but when I got home I saw Pewds posted which made my day, hope your day was made aswell

So 19 yr olds, I got my wisdom teeth out today and I though the rest of the day would be shitty, but when I got home I saw Pewds posted w...

Teeth Out: To be fair the teacher should have just ripped that guys teeth out one by one.
Teeth Out: To be fair the teacher should have just ripped that guys teeth out one by one.

To be fair the teacher should have just ripped that guys teeth out one by one.

Teeth Out: Accidental FB Live... checking her teeth out in the camera 😂
Teeth Out: Accidental FB Live... checking her teeth out in the camera 😂

Accidental FB Live... checking her teeth out in the camera 😂

Teeth Out: My boy is doing really well since his dental surgery to take five teeth out. The good drugs definitely help.
Teeth Out: My boy is doing really well since his dental surgery to take five teeth out. The good drugs definitely help.

My boy is doing really well since his dental surgery to take five teeth out. The good drugs definitely help.

Teeth Out: I'll see your teeth x rays and raise you cleaning teeth out of a coin redemption machine.
Teeth Out: I'll see your teeth x rays and raise you cleaning teeth out of a coin redemption machine.

I'll see your teeth x rays and raise you cleaning teeth out of a coin redemption machine.

Teeth Out: Charlie is all about the teeth out
Teeth Out: Charlie is all about the teeth out

Charlie is all about the teeth out

Teeth Out: This little nugget had some teeth out and now he sleeps like this.
Teeth Out: This little nugget had some teeth out and now he sleeps like this.

This little nugget had some teeth out and now he sleeps like this.

Teeth Out: What the fuck was 12 year old me thinking? The tooth extraction part was true but I wasn’t about to get my wisdom teeth out, nor was I 16
Teeth Out: What the fuck was 12 year old me thinking? The tooth extraction part was true but I wasn’t about to get my wisdom teeth out, nor was I 16

What the fuck was 12 year old me thinking? The tooth extraction part was true but I wasn’t about to get my wisdom teeth out, nor was I 16

Teeth Out: Just got my wisdom teeth out and I feel like shit. Imma be living on Avatar for a bit. (Until it’s gone from Netflix on the 1st)
Teeth Out: Just got my wisdom teeth out and I feel like shit. Imma be living on Avatar for a bit. (Until it’s gone from Netflix on the 1st)

Just got my wisdom teeth out and I feel like shit. Imma be living on Avatar for a bit. (Until it’s gone from Netflix on the 1st)

Teeth Out: Got my wisdom teeth out earlier and my sister's dog hasn't left my side 💞
Teeth Out: Got my wisdom teeth out earlier and my sister's dog hasn't left my side 💞

Got my wisdom teeth out earlier and my sister's dog hasn't left my side 💞

Teeth Out: MISCELL ANY Tax. In Salem, Mass., a Spitz dog was inheritance tax on a held liable to pay an $2,000 legacy. Holing Up. At Bear Mountain, N.Y.. the second time in two weeks, got six feet a groundhog named Albert broke zoo for underground before he was located. The z0o gave up, let him hibernate. Trillion? In Memphis, a daughter was born to Mr. & Mrs. G. I. Billions. Scout. At Camp Robinson, Ark., Pri- vate Henry Placke was discovered to have joined a local Boy Scout troop, earned ten merit badges, qualified as an Eagle Scout. The Army discharged under-age Private Placke. Little Helper. In Jackson Heights, N.Y., a good provider provided: for his in- fant's crib, a short-wave transmitter; for portable receiver. Result: eve- his wife, a portable receiver. Result: eve- nings out, subject to a howl from head- quarters. Rascal. In Alameda, Calif., a gunman robbed a grocery store, poured a bottle of ink over the proprietress, walked out. Helpful. In Kansas City, a friendly on motorist gave a push to a stalled car, nd pushed it in front of a freight train. Legal. In San Diego, John Doe Smith ner legally changed his name. His choice: гу John Joseph Banducci. It Hep Cat. In Newark, a butcher closed his shop, went home without feeding his cat. A telephone operator reported to po- it nt lice that the butcher's telephone was being jiggled. Police found the cat on the tele phone, notified the butcher, who returned and fed the cat. Tossed. In Wichita, Kans., Pedestrian John Hancock was bumped by an auto- mobile that pitched him in front of a sec- ond car going in the opposite direction. The second tossed him in front of a third. A fourth hit him. He survived. Teeth. At Ogdensburg, N.Y., a New York Central brakeman sneezed his teeth out a window, stopped the train, got them back after a search by trainmen and pas- sengers. Exile. In Great Yarmouth, England, a woman shoplifter was sentenced to one month's banishment from the town. Bad Dream. Tiny Marshville, Wis., dreamed of fame and fortune with a Christmas-letter business rivaling that of Santa Claus, Ind., asked Post Office De- partment permission to change its name to North Pole. Answer: Marshville's post of- fice will be closed because of lack of busi- ness. TIME, November 24, 1941 Times Magazine, Nov. 1941
Teeth Out: MISCELL ANY
 Tax. In Salem, Mass., a Spitz dog was
 inheritance tax on a
 held liable to pay an
 $2,000 legacy.
 Holing Up. At Bear Mountain, N.Y..
 the second time in two weeks, got six feet
 a groundhog named Albert broke zoo for
 underground before he was located. The
 z0o gave up, let him hibernate.
 Trillion? In Memphis, a daughter was
 born to Mr. & Mrs. G. I. Billions.
 Scout. At Camp Robinson, Ark., Pri-
 vate Henry Placke was discovered to have
 joined a local Boy Scout troop, earned
 ten merit badges, qualified as an Eagle
 Scout. The Army discharged under-age
 Private Placke.
 Little Helper. In Jackson Heights,
 N.Y., a good provider provided: for his in-
 fant's crib, a short-wave transmitter; for
 portable receiver. Result: eve-
 his wife, a portable receiver. Result: eve-
 nings out, subject to a howl from head-
 quarters.
 Rascal. In Alameda, Calif., a gunman
 robbed a grocery store, poured a bottle of
 ink over the proprietress, walked out.
 Helpful. In Kansas City, a friendly
 on
 motorist gave a push to a stalled car,
 nd
 pushed it in front of a freight train.
 Legal. In San Diego, John Doe Smith
 ner
 legally changed his name. His choice:
 гу
 John Joseph Banducci.
 It
 Hep Cat. In Newark, a butcher closed
 his shop, went home without feeding his
 cat. A telephone operator reported to po-
 it
 nt
 lice that the butcher's telephone was being
 jiggled. Police found the cat on the tele
 phone, notified the butcher, who returned
 and fed the cat.
 Tossed. In Wichita, Kans., Pedestrian
 John Hancock was bumped by an auto-
 mobile that pitched him in front of a sec-
 ond car going in the opposite direction.
 The second tossed him in front of a third.
 A fourth hit him. He survived.
 Teeth. At Ogdensburg, N.Y., a New
 York Central brakeman sneezed his teeth
 out a window, stopped the train, got them
 back after a search by trainmen and pas-
 sengers.
 Exile. In Great Yarmouth, England, a
 woman shoplifter was sentenced to one
 month's banishment from the town.
 Bad Dream. Tiny Marshville, Wis.,
 dreamed of fame and fortune with a
 Christmas-letter business rivaling that of
 Santa Claus, Ind., asked Post Office De-
 partment permission to change its name to
 North Pole. Answer: Marshville's post of-
 fice will be closed because of lack of busi-
 ness.
 TIME, November 24, 1941
Times Magazine, Nov. 1941

Times Magazine, Nov. 1941

Teeth Out: Valent ACTION STARTERS myersin-a: * VIOLENT ACTION STARTERSSend me a NUMBER for your muse to :  001. — Backhand my muse.002. — Stab my muse. 003. — Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin.004. — Hit my muse with a blunt object. 005. — Throw something large at my muse. 006. — Kick my muse.007. — Punch my muse.008. — Break one of my muse’s bones.009. — Scratch my muse.010. — Headbutt my muse.011. — Shoot my muse.012. — Knock my muse out.013. — Strangle my muse.014. — Push my muse roughly.015. — Grab my muse by the hair.016. — Bruise my muse.017. — Threathen my muse with an object of harm. 018. — Go to harm my muse’s eyes.019. — Bite my muse.020. — Tear away parts of my muse’s skin.021. — Force my muse’s head under water.022. — Throw something scalding at my muse.023. — Burn my muse.024. — Step on my muse’s fingers.025. — Rip one of my muse’s teeth out.026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ).027. — Clothesline my muse.028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood. 029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle.030. — Electrocute my muse.031. — Slam my muse against a wall.032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back.033. — Kick my muse’s crotch.034. — Trip my muse.035. — Put my muse in a headlock.036. — Break my muse’s nose.037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat.038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall.039. — Attempt to kill my muse.040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.
Teeth Out: Valent
 ACTION STARTERS
myersin-a:
* VIOLENT ACTION STARTERSSend me a NUMBER for your muse to : 
001. — Backhand my muse.002. — Stab my muse. 003. — Put out a cigarette on my muse’s skin.004. — Hit my muse with a blunt object. 005. — Throw something large at my muse. 006. — Kick my muse.007. — Punch my muse.008. — Break one of my muse’s bones.009. — Scratch my muse.010. — Headbutt my muse.011. — Shoot my muse.012. — Knock my muse out.013. — Strangle my muse.014. — Push my muse roughly.015. — Grab my muse by the hair.016. — Bruise my muse.017. — Threathen my muse with an object of harm. 018. — Go to harm my muse’s eyes.019. — Bite my muse.020. — Tear away parts of my muse’s skin.021. — Force my muse’s head under water.022. — Throw something scalding at my muse.023. — Burn my muse.024. — Step on my muse’s fingers.025. — Rip one of my muse’s teeth out.026. — Slash my muse’s achilles tendon ( s ).027. — Clothesline my muse.028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood. 029. — Drive into my muse with a vehicle.030. — Electrocute my muse.031. — Slam my muse against a wall.032. — Force my muse’s arm behind their back.033. — Kick my muse’s crotch.034. — Trip my muse.035. — Put my muse in a headlock.036. — Break my muse’s nose.037. — Force their fingers down my muse’s throat.038. — Crack my muse’s head against a wall.039. — Attempt to kill my muse.040. — Attempt to kill my muse creatively.

myersin-a: * VIOLENT ACTION STARTERSSend me a NUMBER for your muse to :  001. — Backhand my muse.002. — Stab my muse. 003. — Put out a ci...

Teeth Out: I don’t mean to sound very badass... but I will put you on the ground and curb stomp your teeth out. Classic
Teeth Out: I don’t mean to sound very badass... but I will put you on the ground and curb stomp your teeth out. Classic

I don’t mean to sound very badass... but I will put you on the ground and curb stomp your teeth out. Classic

Teeth Out: Anybody know of any schools/ online classes for 3D modeling? ctober 30 at 5:58 PM 2w Like Reply Like Comment Share 1 Nope sure dont Like Reply 2w ayo get the fuck off my shit, go sign up in rehab or AA real shit, youre annoying as fuck HUH!!! TENOR Reply Like 2w 2w Like Reply ming up there and punching your f***teeth out you little f** That's right I forgot you're a f***n**** pussy to remember that better watch your f***** back f* pussy hey you never know when I will show up he better watch your f****self you little pussy l'm f***dying so don't you f****** matter I kill you you so f** dick 2w Like Reply Reply 2w Like O Write a comment... GIF cnaake Chinace This a 5:43 October 30 at 5:58 PM October 30 at 5:58 PM Ihat's right I forgot you're a f*** n**** you aint dying, get off the drugs Like Reply 2w 2w Like Reply Not on drugs f*** face Like Reply 2w Like Reply 2w This guy speaks Chinese Sometimes boy you got to pull your head out your f**** ass to breathe 2w Like Reply Like Reply 2w Write a reply... You better hope you never f*** me again I'll tell you that see And get it right retard boy you don't live in levittown 2w Like Reply 2w Like Reply wasent planning on it you aint dying, get off the drugs Like Reply 2w Like Reply 2w Goood cause when I see u it's gonna Not on drugs f*** face toooo late foorr uuuuu Like Reply 2w Write a comment... GIF Write a comment... GIF no clue who this guy is, but i’d say he definitely needs some help
Teeth Out: Anybody know of any schools/
 online classes for 3D modeling?
 ctober 30 at 5:58 PM
 2w Like Reply
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 Nope sure dont
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 ayo get the fuck off my shit, go
 sign up in rehab or AA real shit,
 youre annoying as fuck
 HUH!!!
 TENOR
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 2w
 2w Like Reply
 ming up there and punching your
 f***teeth out you little f**
 That's right I forgot you're a
 f***n****
 pussy to remember that better
 watch your f***** back f*
 pussy hey you never know when I
 will show up he better watch your
 f****self you little pussy l'm
 f***dying so don't you f******
 matter I kill you you so f** dick
 2w Like Reply
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 Write a comment...
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 Ihat's right I forgot you're a
 f*** n****
 you aint dying, get off the drugs
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 Not on drugs f*** face
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 This guy speaks Chinese
 Sometimes boy you got to pull your
 head out your f**** ass to breathe
 2w
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 Write a reply...
 You better hope you never f***
 me again I'll tell you that
 see
 And get it right retard boy you don't
 live in levittown
 2w Like Reply
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 wasent planning on it
 you aint dying, get off the drugs
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 Goood cause when I see u it's gonna
 Not on drugs f*** face
 toooo late foorr uuuuu
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no clue who this guy is, but i’d say he definitely needs some help

no clue who this guy is, but i’d say he definitely needs some help

Teeth Out: sirobvious: kitcat-italica doodstormer: sirobvious: sirobvious: I think that around 50% of tumblr users are just balls of vitriol and malice and we've created a culture where it's cool and celebrated to be extremely rude to strangers Twitter is also worse and it all makes me really fucking sad Follow sirobv people who spend all their time in insular internet communities where"constantly being unnecessarily hostile and combative towards strangers" is considered a personality acompletely unaggressive statement Also having an extreme response to something generates more attention through likes/retweets/reblogs, so the most extreme negative reactions circulate the most. The nature of these platforms rewards hyperbole and vitriol. And as the extremes start to polarize, this drives the less extreme people away from those conversation circles, because they're so tired of the anger and hate (this is why I've avoided most social media platforms thus far, I have enough problems without being exposed to new ones on the internet). Thus, over time, only the extremes remain, and they continue to reinforce each other and be rewarded for it. The whole community becomes toxic, and everyone is angry until they die from early heart attacks. This is a very insightful take on it and I completely agree. Especially when it comes to Twitter. It's impossible to be polite on Twitter because of the character limit. It takes too many letters to explain anything politely with any nuance so the only way to respond to any disagreement is to call the OP a fucking idiot and then drop a reaction gif. On Twitter the explanation you just gave wouldn't even have been postable I'm going to comment on to this threat to make a few brief clarifying statements about the original post because some people have taken it upon themselves, intentionally or unintentionally, to drastically misunderstand what I meant Fo I mean that just under the surface, many people, especially teenagers who end up in backwater communities like this one, are quietly desperate to hurt and/or exert power over other people, and to this end they are constantly on the watch for a socially acceptable target. They may be blogging like normal looking at funny cat gifs 90% of the time, but then as soon as another person exposes their jugular, they go straight for it without hesitation, and they go out of their way to do as much damage as they can in their window of opportunity. And we've created a society here where instead of being suppressed, this desire is encouraged so long as you pick a socially acceptable enough target(and it's important to note that the funnier your attack is, the less socially acceptable the target has to be as a target). This post was never meant to get super popular, I was really just thinking out loud, but what prompted me to make this post was seeing a callout post for some dude made by that dude's former friends in which they gave out all of his contact information so that he could be harassed by the massive following of their very successful comedy/gimmick blog. The I checked the list of grievances, to find that, assuming any of it was true in the first place, the dude was kind of a dick. But that's just it. He wasn't doing anything dangerous to other people or posing any sort of lingering threat that would necessitate everybody in the world knowing to watch out for him by name, he was just being an asshole with a few anger management issues thrown in there. The right response would've just been to kick him out of the discord server and stop talking to him, but instead they went out of their way to do as much damage to him as possible and to ensure that thousands of people harass him and he's probably going to have to abandon his various social media accounts to escape from it FO I had been thinking about this for a while, how many of the "funny" posts that cross my dashboard can be boiled down to some popular blog absolutely ripping some random guy a new asshole with insults just for making the wrong comment on a post, especially when that comment usually comes from a place of ignorance moreso than malice I'm not saying there's anything inherently and irredeemably wrong with springboarding a joke off someone's comment, even if it makes that person the butt of the joke, but so many of the "funny posts here have such a massive disconnect between the hostility level of the comment and the hostility level of the 'clapback. It's like Person1 stepping on Person2's foot in a crowded street and Person2's response is to wheel around and knock their teeth out. And we celebrate this by giving it positive attention all the time. We should not be encouraging this behavior This also applies to Reddit... pretty much any social media platform
Teeth Out: sirobvious:
 kitcat-italica
 doodstormer:
 sirobvious:
 sirobvious:
 I think that
 around 50% of
 tumblr users
 are just balls of
 vitriol and
 malice and
 we've created
 a culture where
 it's cool and
 celebrated to
 be extremely
 rude to
 strangers
 Twitter is also worse and it
 all makes me really fucking
 sad
 Follow sirobv
 people who spend all
 their time in insular
 internet communities
 where"constantly
 being unnecessarily
 hostile and combative
 towards strangers"
 is considered
 a personality
 acompletely
 unaggressive
 statement
 Also having an extreme response to something
 generates more attention through
 likes/retweets/reblogs, so the most extreme negative
 reactions circulate the most. The nature of these
 platforms rewards hyperbole and vitriol. And as the
 extremes start to polarize, this drives the less extreme
 people away from those conversation circles, because
 they're so tired of the anger and hate (this is why I've
 avoided most social media platforms thus far, I have
 enough problems without being exposed to new ones
 on the internet). Thus, over time, only the extremes
 remain, and they continue to reinforce each other and
 be rewarded for it. The whole community becomes
 toxic, and everyone is angry until they die from early
 heart attacks.
 This is a very insightful take on it and I completely agree.
 Especially when it comes to Twitter. It's impossible to be polite on
 Twitter because of the character limit. It takes too many letters to
 explain anything politely with any nuance so the only way to respond
 to any disagreement is to call the OP a fucking idiot and then drop a
 reaction gif.
 On Twitter the explanation you just gave wouldn't even have been
 postable
 I'm going to comment on to this threat to make a few brief clarifying statements
 about the original post because some people have taken it upon themselves,
 intentionally or unintentionally, to drastically misunderstand what I meant
 Fo
 I mean that just under the surface, many people, especially teenagers who end
 up in backwater communities like this one, are quietly desperate to hurt and/or
 exert power over other people, and to this end they are constantly on the watch
 for a socially acceptable target. They may be blogging like normal looking at
 funny cat gifs 90% of the time, but then as soon as another person exposes
 their jugular, they go straight for it without hesitation, and they go out of their
 way to do as much damage as they can in their window of opportunity.
 And we've created a society here where instead of being suppressed, this
 desire is encouraged so long as you pick a socially acceptable enough
 target(and it's important to note that the funnier your attack is, the less socially
 acceptable the target has to be as a target).
 This post was never meant to get super popular, I was really just thinking out
 loud, but what prompted me to make this post was seeing a callout post for
 some dude made by that dude's former friends in which they gave out all of his
 contact information so that he could be harassed by the massive following of
 their very successful comedy/gimmick blog. The I checked the list of
 grievances, to find that, assuming any of it was true in the first place, the dude
 was kind of a dick. But that's just it. He wasn't doing anything dangerous to
 other people or posing any sort of lingering threat that would necessitate
 everybody in the world knowing to watch out for him by name, he was just being
 an asshole with a few anger management issues thrown in there. The right
 response would've just been to kick him out of the discord server and stop
 talking to him, but instead they went out of their way to do as much damage to
 him as possible and to ensure that thousands of people harass him and he's
 probably going to have to abandon his various social media accounts to escape
 from it
 FO
 I had been thinking about this for a while, how many of the "funny" posts that
 cross my dashboard can be boiled down to some popular blog absolutely
 ripping some random guy a new asshole with insults just for making the wrong
 comment on a post, especially when that comment usually comes from a place
 of ignorance moreso than malice
 I'm not saying there's anything inherently and irredeemably wrong with
 springboarding a joke off someone's comment, even if it makes that person the
 butt of the joke, but so many of the "funny posts here have such a massive
 disconnect between the hostility level of the comment and the hostility level of
 the 'clapback. It's like Person1 stepping on Person2's foot in a crowded street
 and Person2's response is to wheel around and knock their teeth out. And we
 celebrate this by giving it positive attention all the time. We should not be
 encouraging this behavior
This also applies to Reddit... pretty much any social media platform

This also applies to Reddit... pretty much any social media platform

Teeth Out: koobaxion: Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn't too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like "hey... i think... i died... and now I'm in a parallel universe... and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe" and he was just kinda like "alright, you do that". And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like "damn... why are there so many of you... there's like 5 many of you" and she was just kinda like "alright, you do that" Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like "how ya feeling son" in the dadliest way possible and I was like "MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I'M STARVED" so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say "I'm good I can do this" and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler "WHATS UP FUCKS" to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look. So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says "hey are you going to order or what". Keep in mind I'm on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say "shush man I'm trying to do fruit science", and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said "yeah give me a smooth regular" which for the uninitiated, isn't actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the "boosted" smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made "lightning noises" So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says "how ya feelin?". Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say "there's these fuckin.. tiny sheep in my head" which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them) Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn't find the status update bar) that read: "i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice" This may be the funniest thing I have ever read. There are actual tears coming out of my face. More awesome pics at FUNSubstance.com
Teeth Out: koobaxion:
 Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it
 was a fucking experience. Before the surgery
 wasn't too interesting but as soon as I woke up I
 saw the nurse next to me and was all like
 "hey... i think... i died... and now I'm in a
 parallel universe... and i gotta go back to my
 house and kill the me from this universe" and he
 was just kinda like "alright, you do that". And
 then the other nurse kept going in and out of the
 room to get things and I thought there was like
 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and
 then so when she was wheeling me out in a
 wheelchair I was like "damn... why are there so
 many of you... there's like 5 many of you" and
 she was just kinda like "alright, you do that"
 Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there
 and he was like "how ya feeling son" in the
 dadliest way possible and I was like "MAN I AM
 PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I'M
 STARVED" so we drove about 3 blocks to a
 jamba juice, whereupon I say "I'm good I can do
 this" and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I
 burst in the door like a viking returning from
 some fucking battle and holler "WHATS UP
 FUCKS" to everyone in the store, which was
 thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter,
 who looked probably as scared/confused as a
 jamba juice employee could look.
 So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I
 looked up at the jamba juice menu and was
 utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was
 looking at this menu board for a year,
 deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I
 distinctly remember that I was looking at each
 item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted,
 then moving on to the next thing and thinking of
 how that tasted, and how they would taste
 together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4
 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees
 me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and
 says "hey are you going to order or what". Keep
 in mind I'm on the first fucking smoothie on the
 list here. So I just say "shush man I'm trying to
 do fruit science", and then when I realized that
 this process could take literal years, I just said
 "yeah give me a smooth regular" which for the
 uninitiated, isn't actually a real thing on any
 menu. Oh, also I asked them if the "boosted"
 smoothies would give me super powers and
 then pointed my fingers at them and made
 "lightning noises"
 So my dad just orders me the first thing on the
 menu and I go to sit down and stare out the
 window or some shit and my thoroughly
 amused dad just looks at me and says "how ya
 feelin?". Now at this time I was feeling a lot of
 things, but most noticeable to me was the
 gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say
 "there's these fuckin.. tiny sheep in my head"
 which at the time was the best way I had to
 convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the
 jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he
 gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers
 and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of
 emotion that gift made me feel (I still have
 them)
 Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home
 and I explained this programming project I was
 working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow
 and then I came home and went on facebook
 and posted a comment on my friends status
 (because I couldn't find the status update bar)
 that read: "i just took a lort of painkillers and
 yelled at everyone in a jambo juice"
 This may be the funniest thing I have ever read.
 There are actual tears coming out of my face.
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