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Tater: Gnarly tater dude. by cannibal-sea-urchin MORE MEMES
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Tater: Gnarly tater dude.
Tater: Gnarly tater dude.

Gnarly tater dude.

Tater: Pumpkins get too much love. I carved a Jack-o-Tater.
Tater: Pumpkins get too much love. I carved a Jack-o-Tater.

Pumpkins get too much love. I carved a Jack-o-Tater.

Tater: coastward answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation coastward scam caller: hello, how are you today? me: great! scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP address has been compromised. I'll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though scam caller: what? me: you really couldn't think of a better lie? scam caller: me: like, my "IP address has been compromised." How, exactly, does an IP address become "compromised"? scam caller: me: I was just wondering, is all scam caller: why did you answer? me: me: what? scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call, then why did you answer? me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me. me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your goal scam caller: my goal? me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an expense scam caller: well, can I scam you? me: me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me? scam caller: yes. can I scam you? me, baffled: sure, you can try scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots right now andI really don't feel like getting up scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won't. scam caller: You answered today. me: .touché? scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day. neko-ritsu Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
Tater: coastward
 answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre
 conversation
 coastward
 scam caller: hello, how are you today?
 me: great!
 scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP
 address has been compromised. I'll just need you to
 get in front of your computer so we can get your
 account fixed up
 me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though
 scam caller: what?
 me: you really couldn't think of a better lie?
 scam caller:
 me: like, my "IP address has been compromised."
 How, exactly, does an IP address become
 "compromised"?
 scam caller:
 me: I was just wondering, is all
 scam caller: why did you answer?
 me:
 me: what?
 scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call,
 then why did you answer?
 me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your
 expense
 scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to
 me.
 me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your
 goal
 scam caller: my goal?
 me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother.
 You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an
 expense
 scam caller: well, can I scam you?
 me:
 me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
 scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
 me, baffled: sure, you can try
 scam caller: you need to get in front of your
 computer
 me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots
 right now andI really don't feel like getting up
 scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning,
 then
 me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely
 won't.
 scam caller: You answered today.
 me: .touché?
 scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good
 day.
 neko-ritsu
 Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

Tater: DS 0 DO 20 USDO ups-dogs:This is a photo of Tater-Tot waiting for our UPS Driver, Gilbert, in Burbank, California. via @tater_tot_in_la
Tater: DS
 0
 DO
 20
 USDO
ups-dogs:This is a photo of Tater-Tot waiting for our UPS Driver, Gilbert, in Burbank, California. via @tater_tot_in_la

ups-dogs:This is a photo of Tater-Tot waiting for our UPS Driver, Gilbert, in Burbank, California. via @tater_tot_in_la

Tater: USA 1776andmylife: monticellomarshmallow: undead-idiot: sluttylouboutin: peonymoonflower: atyidae: saddestsad: nelfears: ok shit i wanna talk about this. there is NO way you’d get a fruit cup, a cookie, mashed potatoes, AND peas. you get one of those. two if you buy the cookie separately. and the fucking nuggets??? TEN?????? show me a public school where they serve you TEN nuggets. we got 4. that shit was like the holy grail of lunches. kids were tempted to pick em out of the trash. don’t even get me started on the tater tot economy with these lunches, those things were pretty much worth their weight in gold. i’d see people buy three lunches just for the side of tater tots, and throw the rest away where the hell do you live Literally anywhere in America. I literally got so mad at this picture, this is like a high grade quality lunch. Like I can tell what everything is and that it came from a real source instead of a synthetic by product one. Also it’s fresh made. We rarely got something that damn good. I was convinced the were giving us discounted prison food. Also, a cup of ketchup? The max you could get was 3 packs of ketchup and that’s if you were fake to the lunch lady. I think the worst part about this is that in the photo set, the American lunch was supposed to look the worst, and the photo given is still a million times better than what a real American school lunch is. Why is America literally a surrealist nightmare?  here is an accurate representation of american school lunches. i would know, because that’s what i got for lunch this friday.
Tater: USA
1776andmylife:

monticellomarshmallow:

undead-idiot:

sluttylouboutin:


peonymoonflower:

atyidae:

saddestsad:

nelfears:

ok shit i wanna talk about this. there is NO way you’d get a fruit cup, a cookie, mashed potatoes, AND peas. you get one of those. two if you buy the cookie separately. and the fucking nuggets??? TEN?????? show me a public school where they serve you TEN nuggets. we got 4. that shit was like the holy grail of lunches. kids were tempted to pick em out of the trash. don’t even get me started on the tater tot economy with these lunches, those things were pretty much worth their weight in gold. i’d see people buy three lunches just for the side of tater tots, and throw the rest away

where the hell do you live

Literally anywhere in America.


I literally got so mad at this picture, this is like a high grade quality lunch. Like I can tell what everything is and that it came from a real source instead of a synthetic by product one. Also it’s fresh made. We rarely got something that damn good. I was convinced the were giving us discounted prison food.

Also, a cup of ketchup? The max you could get was 3 packs of ketchup and that’s if you were fake to the lunch lady. 


I think the worst part about this is that in the photo set, the American lunch was supposed to look the worst, and the photo given is still a million times better than what a real American school lunch is.

Why is America literally a surrealist nightmare? 

here is an accurate representation of american school lunches. i would know, because that’s what i got for lunch this friday.

1776andmylife: monticellomarshmallow: undead-idiot: sluttylouboutin: peonymoonflower: atyidae: saddestsad: nelfears: ok shit i w...

Tater: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”
Tater: homophobic:

uropyia:

catsecretary:

this is so funny wtf

JESUS

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”
Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*
Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mou...

Tater: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”
Tater: homophobic:

uropyia:

catsecretary:

this is so funny wtf

JESUS

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”
Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*
Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mou...