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stupid girl: They didn't know I speak Chinese too amypopsbubbles: fuck-customers: So I'm a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn't know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people when they come through my line speaking Chinese, and I understand every word their saying. My co workers find it especially hysterical. Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them (in english) all of the questions about the bags and if they had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff. Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband "Tell her not to bruise the bananas" in Chinese, and i didn't say anything. The wife said "tell the stupid girl to go faster" in mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying. She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair, its honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have gone faster than I was going, all of this in chinese. and then, she said "make sure she doesn't forget the water" in chinese, and I replied in English, "I won't forget the water" And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before. She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in chinese) "This is why you shouldn't trash talk employees while their standing right in front of you" And i replied (in english) "He's right" They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the door my manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even though being a cashier sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little brighter when something like that happens. “They didn’t know I speak Chinese too”omg-humor.tumblr.com
stupid girl: They didn't know I speak
 Chinese too
 amypopsbubbles:
 fuck-customers:
 So I'm a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese
 and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn't know I can speak
 Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people
 when they come through my line speaking Chinese, and I understand
 every word their saying. My co workers find it especially hysterical.
 Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I
 asked them (in english) all of the questions about the bags and if they
 had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff.
 Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband
 "Tell her not to bruise the bananas" in Chinese, and i didn't say anything.
 The wife said "tell the stupid girl to go faster" in mandarin. I smiled at her
 and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying.
 She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair,
 its honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have
 gone faster than I was going, all of this in chinese.
 and then, she said "make sure she doesn't forget the water" in chinese,
 and I replied in English, "I won't forget the water"
 And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across
 her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before.
 She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in
 chinese) "This is why you shouldn't trash talk employees while their
 standing right in front of you" And i replied (in english) "He's right"
 They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the
 door my manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even
 though being a cashier sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little
 brighter when something like that happens.

“They didn’t know I speak Chinese too”omg-humor.tumblr.com

“They didn’t know I speak Chinese too”omg-humor.tumblr.com

stupid girl: amypopsbubbles: fuck-customers: So l'm a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn't know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people when they come through my line speaking Chinese, and I understand every word their saying. My co workers find it especially hysterical. Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them (in english) all of the questions about the bags and if they had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff. Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband "Tell her not to bruise the bananas" in Chinese, and i didn't say anything. The wife said "tell the stupid girl to go faster" in mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying. She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair, its honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have gone faster than I was going, all of this in chinese. and then, she said "make sure she doesn't forget the water" in chinese, and I replied in English, "I won't forget the water" And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before. She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in chinese) "This is why you shouldn't trash talk employees while their standing right in front of you" And i replied (in english) “He's right" They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the door my manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even though being a cashier sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little brighter when something like that happens. I want to learn another languageomg-humor.tumblr.com
stupid girl: amypopsbubbles:
 fuck-customers:
 So l'm a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English.
 Now, looking at me, you wouldn't know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it
 absolutely hysterical to mess with people when they come through my line speaking
 Chinese, and I understand every word their saying. My co workers find it
 especially hysterical.
 Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them
 (in english) all of the questions about the bags and if they had their rewards cards, all
 of that fun stuff.
 Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband "Tell her not
 to bruise the bananas" in Chinese, and i didn't say anything. The wife said "tell the
 stupid girl to go faster" in mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea
 what she was saying.
 She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair, its honestly
 not even that short) and how her grandfather would have gone faster than I was
 going, all of this in chinese.
 and then, she said "make sure she doesn't forget the water" in chinese, and I replied
 in English, "I won't forget the water"
 And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across her face, as she
 realized I understood everything she had said before. She just stood there with her
 mouth open and her husband said (in chinese) "This is why you shouldn't trash talk
 employees while their standing right in front of you" And i replied (in english) “He's
 right"
 They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the door my
 manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even though being a cashier
 sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little brighter when something like that happens.

I want to learn another languageomg-humor.tumblr.com

I want to learn another languageomg-humor.tumblr.com

stupid girl: They didn't know I speak Chinese too amypopsbubbles: fuck-customers: So I'm a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn't know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people when they come through my line speaking Chinese, and I understand every word their saying. My co workers find it especially hysterical. Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them (in english) all of the questions about the bags and if they had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff. Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband "Tell her not to bruise the bananas" in Chinese, and i didn't say anything. The wife said "tell the stupid girl to go faster" in mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying. She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair, its honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have gone faster than I was going, all of this in chinese. and then, she said "make sure she doesn't forget the water" in chinese, and I replied in English, "I won't forget the water" And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before. She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in chinese) "This is why you shouldn't trash talk employees while their standing right in front of you" And i replied (in english) "He's right" They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the door my manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even though being a cashier sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little brighter when something like that happens. Language Goalsomg-humor.tumblr.com
stupid girl: They didn't know I speak
 Chinese too
 amypopsbubbles:
 fuck-customers:
 So I'm a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese
 and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn't know I can speak
 Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people
 when they come through my line speaking Chinese, and I understand
 every word their saying. My co workers find it especially hysterical.
 Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I
 asked them (in english) all of the questions about the bags and if they
 had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff.
 Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband
 "Tell her not to bruise the bananas" in Chinese, and i didn't say anything.
 The wife said "tell the stupid girl to go faster" in mandarin. I smiled at her
 and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying.
 She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair,
 its honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have
 gone faster than I was going, all of this in chinese.
 and then, she said "make sure she doesn't forget the water" in chinese,
 and I replied in English, "I won't forget the water"
 And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across
 her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before.
 She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in
 chinese) "This is why you shouldn't trash talk employees while their
 standing right in front of you" And i replied (in english) "He's right"
 They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the
 door my manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even
 though being a cashier sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little
 brighter when something like that happens.

Language Goalsomg-humor.tumblr.com

Language Goalsomg-humor.tumblr.com