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strangle: gallusrostromegalus: huggablekaiju: aughtomaton: banyanyabread: elionking: rootbeergoddess: voidbat: callmebliss: rikodeine: ajax-daughter-of-telamon: tastefullyoffensive: (photo via princessmisery) This is a great idea! this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos they’re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time I kinda want one of these. DUDE. it’s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS. This is brilliant  Shit, I might make one of these for myself ^^ This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90’s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and that’s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isn’t prone to wandering, it’s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things. Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
strangle: gallusrostromegalus:

huggablekaiju:

aughtomaton:

banyanyabread:

elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos they’re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. it’s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliant 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90’s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and that’s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isn’t prone to wandering, it’s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.

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strangle: teaboot I swear to God I'm going to kill my pothead stoner asshole neighbors. This apartment has no fucking air circulation and it's hot as Lucifer's tits in here so I open window and it's fucking 25/7around-the-clock goddamned fucking CLOUDS of fucking weed coming up the side of the building, fucking hotboxes by proxy two stories up. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Like I could not physically give less of a steaming shit that they're smoking pot, I don't care, I don't give a FUUUUCK, but it's a beautiful 3 in the afternoon or pouring rain at 1 AM and ITS PRECIPITATING WEED SWEAT IN MY LIVIBG ROOM I swear to God they're just chucking it by the kilo onto the barbecue at this point. They've got to be hosting a fucking White Trash Bob Marley revival tour on their fucking balcony and broadcasting it live to Hoboken They're doing a goddamned kush marathon fundraiser to raise awareness for discontinued Doritos flavours I can hear them coughing smoke. FROM MY BATHROOM Every so often I hear a loud ass *wheeeeze*, and I pray to the Lord that one of them has finally Gone Home To Jesus There is no reason in the entire known universe for three people to consume this much fucking devil lettuce per day. They should be dead. They're going to be the first known death caused by a marijuana overdose I cannot overstate how bad it smells When I open my window, I'm immediately astral-projected into the body of a 43 year old blonde woman with dreadlocks named Amethystglow Phoenixfire. She has an OM tattoo on top of her left foot and sells decorative gourds online. Her "spirit animal" is a tiger. She has a rescue dog and feeds it on a strict vegan diet. She doesn't believe in soap An hour later I emerge from my vision wearing a triple X size mumu, one burkinstock, and a Lulu lemon headband. I didn't own a bongo before, but I do now teaboot I promised my mama I wouldn't grow up to be a violet person but Its past midnight on a Thursday and I'm about to go downstairs and strangle these shit spewing smog muppets with my own two bare hands teaboot I have to get up at 6 AM for work tomorrow morning and I'm going to have to walk past a crime scene that looks like three oily sheepdogs were beaten to death by Oscar the grouch and I'm going to have to pretend I have no idea what happened teaboot I'm so fucking high right now teaboot HOLY FUCK THIS IS STILL MY LIFE BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THEIR COUGHS ARE NOW A LONG, WHISTLING WHEEZE SO MAYBE GOD IS HERE TO INTERVENE Source: teaboot The neighbors are doing the weed.
strangle: teaboot
 I swear to God I'm going to kill my pothead
 stoner asshole neighbors. This apartment
 has no fucking air circulation and it's hot as
 Lucifer's tits in here so I open window and it's
 fucking 25/7around-the-clock goddamned
 fucking CLOUDS of fucking weed coming up
 the side of the building, fucking hotboxes by
 proxy two stories up. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
 Like I could not physically give less of a
 steaming shit that they're smoking pot, I
 don't care, I don't give a FUUUUCK, but it's a
 beautiful 3 in the afternoon or pouring rain at
 1 AM and ITS PRECIPITATING WEED SWEAT
 IN MY LIVIBG ROOM
 I swear to God they're just chucking it by the
 kilo onto the barbecue at this point.
 They've got to be hosting a fucking White
 Trash Bob Marley revival tour on their fucking
 balcony and broadcasting it live to Hoboken
 They're doing a goddamned kush
 marathon fundraiser to raise awareness for
 discontinued Doritos flavours
 I can hear them coughing smoke. FROM MY
 BATHROOM
 Every so often I hear a loud ass *wheeeeze*,
 and I pray to the Lord that one of them has
 finally Gone Home To Jesus
 There is no reason in the entire known
 universe for three people to consume this
 much fucking devil lettuce per day. They
 should be dead. They're going to be the first
 known death caused by a marijuana overdose
 I cannot overstate how bad it smells
 When I open my window, I'm immediately
 astral-projected into the body of a 43 year
 old blonde woman with dreadlocks named
 Amethystglow Phoenixfire. She has an
 OM tattoo on top of her left foot and sells
 decorative gourds online. Her "spirit animal" is
 a tiger. She has a rescue dog and feeds it on a
 strict vegan diet. She doesn't believe in soap
 An hour later I emerge from my vision wearing
 a triple X size mumu, one burkinstock, and a
 Lulu lemon headband. I didn't own a bongo
 before, but I do now
 teaboot
 I promised my mama I wouldn't grow up to
 be a violet person but Its past midnight on a
 Thursday and I'm about to go downstairs and
 strangle these shit spewing smog muppets
 with my own two bare hands
 teaboot
 I have to get up at 6 AM for work tomorrow
 morning and I'm going to have to walk past
 a crime scene that looks like three oily
 sheepdogs were beaten to death by Oscar the
 grouch and I'm going to have to pretend I have
 no idea what happened
 teaboot
 I'm so fucking high right now
 teaboot
 HOLY FUCK THIS IS STILL MY LIFE BUT ON
 THE BRIGHT SIDE THEIR COUGHS ARE NOW
 A LONG, WHISTLING WHEEZE SO MAYBE
 GOD IS HERE TO INTERVENE
 Source: teaboot
The neighbors are doing the weed.

The neighbors are doing the weed.

strangle: sxssygrl: c-bassmeow: stuff-n-things17: boytshik: palestinianliberator: fleurissante: uonthaa: pxlestine: [WATCH] Palestine TV female reporter is being harassed on air by Israeli occupation terrorists in Aboud, West Bank Men are disgusting … And these soldiers are right at the top … scum of the earth It gets even worse when you listen to what she’s trying to report. She’s saying that the policy of collective punishment pursued by the Israeli government is a racist endeavor meant to strangle and suffocate the Palestinian citizens into submission, and the IDF scum are berating her, mocking her, and trying to tell her that she’s wrong [while the cameraman tries to encourage her to ignore them and keep on reporting] The soldier to our left is continuously repeating “Allahu Akbar” in a taunting manner, while also mocking the Muslim call to prayer. IDF scum are literally berating a news reporter with racist and xenophobic taunts AS she’s reporting about their racist practices Fuck Israel. Fuck the IDF. The amount of liberal anti-semites is staggering. I thought the left hated Nazis. The IDF and Israel don’t represent Judaism. [look up the history of socialist, leftist Jewish people who fought against hardline Zionism] Unless that’s what you’re trying to say here. I don’t follow the logic. Treating Palestinians like dogs is okay because criticism of Israel is inherently anti-Semitic? Ok I’m honestly tired. Being pro-palestine or anti-Zionism doesn’t make you anti-Semitic!! Anti-semitism is blatant hatred, discrimination and/or prejudice against JEWISH PEOPLE. Anti-Zionism is opposition to a POLITICAL IDEOLOGY. Even criticizing how harmful this ideology is, or criticizing Israel DOES NOT MAKE YOU ANTI-SEMITIC 📢📢📢!!!! So honestly, some of y’all need to learn this distiniction because it’s getting tiring repetitive hearing y’all jump to this argument whenever somebody defends Palestine. And on this video, the IDF are showing how trash they are on live tv if y’all wanna defend that then I’m sorry 😂……………?
strangle: sxssygrl:

c-bassmeow:
stuff-n-things17:


boytshik:

palestinianliberator:


fleurissante:

uonthaa:

pxlestine:

[WATCH] Palestine TV female reporter is being harassed on air by Israeli occupation terrorists in Aboud, West Bank

Men are disgusting … And these soldiers are right at the top … 

scum of the earth


It gets even worse when you listen to what she’s trying to report. She’s saying that the policy of collective punishment pursued by the Israeli government is a racist endeavor meant to strangle and suffocate the Palestinian citizens into submission, and the IDF scum are berating her, mocking her, and trying to tell her that she’s wrong [while the cameraman tries to encourage her to ignore them and keep on reporting]
The soldier to our left is continuously repeating “Allahu Akbar” in a taunting manner, while also mocking the Muslim call to prayer. IDF scum are literally berating a news reporter with racist and xenophobic taunts AS she’s reporting about their racist practices


Fuck Israel. Fuck the IDF. 


The amount of liberal anti-semites is staggering. I thought the left hated Nazis. 


The IDF and Israel don’t represent Judaism. [look up the history of socialist, leftist Jewish people who fought against hardline Zionism] Unless that’s what you’re trying to say here. I don’t follow the logic. Treating Palestinians like dogs is okay because criticism of Israel is inherently anti-Semitic? 
Ok I’m honestly tired. Being pro-palestine or anti-Zionism doesn’t make you anti-Semitic!! Anti-semitism is blatant hatred, discrimination and/or prejudice against JEWISH PEOPLE. Anti-Zionism is opposition to a POLITICAL IDEOLOGY. Even criticizing how harmful this ideology is, or criticizing Israel DOES NOT MAKE YOU ANTI-SEMITIC 📢📢📢!!!! So honestly, some of y’all need to learn this distiniction because it’s getting tiring  repetitive hearing y’all jump to this argument whenever somebody defends Palestine. And on this video, the IDF are showing how trash they are on live tv if y’all wanna defend that then I’m sorry 😂……………?

sxssygrl: c-bassmeow: stuff-n-things17: boytshik: palestinianliberator: fleurissante: uonthaa: pxlestine: [WATCH] Palestine TV f...

strangle: stuff-n-things17: boytshik: palestinianliberator: fleurissante: uonthaa: pxlestine: [WATCH] Palestine TV female reporter is being harassed on air by Israeli occupation terrorists in Aboud, West Bank Men are disgusting … And these soldiers are right at the top … scum of the earth It gets even worse when you listen to what she’s trying to report. She’s saying that the policy of collective punishment pursued by the Israeli government is a racist endeavor meant to strangle and suffocate the Palestinian citizens into submission, and the IDF scum are berating her, mocking her, and trying to tell her that she’s wrong [while the cameraman tries to encourage her to ignore them and keep on reporting] The soldier to our left is continuously repeating “Allahu Akbar” in a taunting manner, while also mocking the Muslim call to prayer. IDF scum are literally berating a news reporter with racist and xenophobic taunts AS she’s reporting about their racist practices Fuck Israel. Fuck the IDF. The amount of liberal anti-semites is staggering. I thought the left hated Nazis. The IDF and Israel don’t represent Judaism. [look up the history of socialist, leftist Jewish people who fought against hardline Zionism] Unless that’s what you’re trying to say here. I don’t follow the logic. Treating Palestinians like dogs is okay because criticism of Israel is inherently anti-Semitic?
strangle: stuff-n-things17:

boytshik:
palestinianliberator:


fleurissante:

uonthaa:

pxlestine:

[WATCH] Palestine TV female reporter is being harassed on air by Israeli occupation terrorists in Aboud, West Bank

Men are disgusting … And these soldiers are right at the top … 

scum of the earth


It gets even worse when you listen to what she’s trying to report. She’s saying that the policy of collective punishment pursued by the Israeli government is a racist endeavor meant to strangle and suffocate the Palestinian citizens into submission, and the IDF scum are berating her, mocking her, and trying to tell her that she’s wrong [while the cameraman tries to encourage her to ignore them and keep on reporting]
The soldier to our left is continuously repeating “Allahu Akbar” in a taunting manner, while also mocking the Muslim call to prayer. IDF scum are literally berating a news reporter with racist and xenophobic taunts AS she’s reporting about their racist practices


Fuck Israel. Fuck the IDF. 


The amount of liberal anti-semites is staggering. I thought the left hated Nazis. 

The IDF and Israel don’t represent Judaism. [look up the history of socialist, leftist Jewish people who fought against hardline Zionism] Unless that’s what you’re trying to say here. I don’t follow the logic. Treating Palestinians like dogs is okay because criticism of Israel is inherently anti-Semitic?

stuff-n-things17: boytshik: palestinianliberator: fleurissante: uonthaa: pxlestine: [WATCH] Palestine TV female reporter is being h...

strangle: Alexis @imlexiwest Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES わ 17 Mel @Flyguymel_一 11h @imlexiwest I got asthma 10 00 11 ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”
strangle: Alexis
 @imlexiwest
 Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot
 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY
 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES
 わ
 17
 Mel @Flyguymel_一
 11h
 @imlexiwest I got asthma
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ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”

ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depre...

strangle: Woman Sentenced After Slamming Daughter's Head into Wall For Reciting Bible Verses Incorrectly @balleralert Woman Sentenced After Slamming Daughter’s Head into Wall For Reciting Bible Verses Incorrectly – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Wednesday, a Pennsylvania mother pleaded guilty to aggravated assault after trying to strangle her daughter for reciting the Bible incorrectly. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, 41-year-old Rhonda Shoffner forced her daughter, who was younger than 13, to kneel on the bathroom floor and recite the bible. Police say the woman abused the young girl when she made a mistake by slamming her head into the wall at least five times. She also threatened to kill her daughter while trying to strangle her, and bit her twice on the arm and shoulder. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The incident occurred at the woman’s home in Middletown, after she went on a three day drinking binge. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Luckily, the girl managed to break away from Shoffner and call her father, who then drove her to the nearest police station to report the abuse. As a result, Shoffner was arrested and charged. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since then, the woman has been sentenced to 2 ½ to five years in prison, after pleading guilty to aggravated assault and endangerment.
strangle: Woman Sentenced After Slamming
 Daughter's Head into Wall For Reciting
 Bible Verses Incorrectly
 @balleralert
Woman Sentenced After Slamming Daughter’s Head into Wall For Reciting Bible Verses Incorrectly – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Wednesday, a Pennsylvania mother pleaded guilty to aggravated assault after trying to strangle her daughter for reciting the Bible incorrectly. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, 41-year-old Rhonda Shoffner forced her daughter, who was younger than 13, to kneel on the bathroom floor and recite the bible. Police say the woman abused the young girl when she made a mistake by slamming her head into the wall at least five times. She also threatened to kill her daughter while trying to strangle her, and bit her twice on the arm and shoulder. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The incident occurred at the woman’s home in Middletown, after she went on a three day drinking binge. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Luckily, the girl managed to break away from Shoffner and call her father, who then drove her to the nearest police station to report the abuse. As a result, Shoffner was arrested and charged. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since then, the woman has been sentenced to 2 ½ to five years in prison, after pleading guilty to aggravated assault and endangerment.

Woman Sentenced After Slamming Daughter’s Head into Wall For Reciting Bible Verses Incorrectly – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On...