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Be Like, Club, and Dad: factfiction emiliusthegreat Follow partybarackisinthehousetonight releases pack of dads into home depot* go....be free hotcommunist invasive species encroach on lesbian territory dreaming-shark This is a common misconception because they're such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe's. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe's to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores. ailithnight A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfort- able cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really "encroaching on another's territory". You wouldn't say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It's just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation. Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a or Home Depot, that's where chaos will reign. Being adap far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club. chequerootlurks As a former timber-harveste... I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality. Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together. This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the Log Boss. A "pack" of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a Log Boss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory. One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs. Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch Getting a "pack" of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred. Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware system. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened. katy-l-wood As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate. The delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores
Be Like, Club, and Dad: factfiction
 emiliusthegreat Follow
 partybarackisinthehousetonight
 releases pack of dads into home depot* go....be free
 hotcommunist
 invasive species encroach on lesbian territory
 dreaming-shark
 This is a common misconception because they're such similar
 environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to
 Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe's. At this
 point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at
 home in both Home Depot and Lowe's to the point that trying to
 separate them back into their original ranges would probably do
 more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain
 hardware stores.
 ailithnight
 A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfort-
 able cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really "encroaching on
 another's territory". You wouldn't say that about foxes in a forest
 that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It's just two different
 species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same
 environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals,
 Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.
 Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a
 or Home Depot, that's where chaos will reign. Being adap
 far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks
 would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also
 consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It
 would be like releasing bears at a country club.
 chequerootlurks
 As a former timber-harveste... I feel this is potentially accurate in
 theory. But highly improbable in actuality.
 Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require
 more space than the average hardware store, even a big box
 store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a
 social species because of how they often work and live together.
 This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival
 technique for thriving under the Log Boss.
 A "pack" of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental
 pressure of a Log Boss will naturally disperse until they each have
 a wide territory
 Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.
 One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian,
 however the latter tend to travel in social packs.
 Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large
 numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch
 Getting a "pack" of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard
 enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a
 LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and
 potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This
 artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok
 If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.
 Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware
 system. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive
 Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social
 predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably
 peaceful unless threatened.
 katy-l-wood
 As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100%
 accurate.
The delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores

The delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores

Amazon, Confused, and Crush: Retailers Admit To Not Ordering Any Motor Crush #1 Because It Has A Black Female Lead FLETCHER STEWART TARR #2 FLETCHER STEWART TARR #S-53.99 42 shadesoforlando: genquerdeer: rnortal: please support motor crush, its a new comic with a black lesbian lead with lovely art style and an intricate plot about motorcycle lesbians & their rival gangs POST A FUCKING COMIXOLOGY LINK HERE you get 140 pages (about 7 standard issues) for SIX BUCKS you get it instantly in a comic you can read online. It’s like fucking Steam for comics. The comic itself is made by the team responsible for New52 Batgirl (Babs Tarr, Cameron Steward, Brendan Fletcher) so if you liked their run on Batgirl* , you will like this book! * - the one where Batgirl moves to Burnside, and during which Batgirl’s trans woman friend had a lesbian wedding So a bit of an update because even I was confused on what was going on with the series at the moment…The comic didn’t sell enough to warrant single issues, so it’s been on a long hiatus since the middle of 2018. But the good news is that it is still being produced in trade paperback format and it is coming back real real soon! The next trade release is expected to be in July of this year and I cannot stress enough how important it is to preorder if you want the series to keep going, especially considering how it’s likely going to be stocked in even fewer stores due to its new format. If you still need to be convinced on why you should pick it up, it has the following  A cool future world about livestreamed entertainment Motorcycle racing during the day with Illegal street racing at night Black lesbian lead with a CANON GIRLFRIEND (who she’s trying to get back with when the story starts) Extremely good art by Babs Tarr, who many Critical Role fans may recognize from Pub Draw! Seriously, I can’t state enough that the black lesbian lead isn’t just queerbaiting or some kind of doomed scenario So what are you waiting for? You can preorder Volume 3 on Amazon HERE And if you still haven’t read this amazingly cool street racing mindfuck of a series… IT IS ALL ON SALE RIGHT NOW! (4/10/2019) AND YOU CAN GET THE FIRST TRADE PAPERBACK FOR FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS AND THE WHOLE SERIES FOR ABOUT TWELVE
Amazon, Confused, and Crush: Retailers Admit To Not
 Ordering Any Motor Crush
 #1 Because It Has A Black
 Female Lead

 FLETCHER STEWART TARR
 #2

 FLETCHER STEWART TARR
 #S-53.99
 42
shadesoforlando:

genquerdeer:

rnortal:
please support motor crush, its a new comic with a black lesbian lead with lovely art style and an intricate plot about motorcycle lesbians & their rival gangs
POST A FUCKING COMIXOLOGY LINK
HERE
you get 140 pages (about 7 standard issues) for SIX BUCKS
you get it instantly in a comic you can read online. It’s like fucking Steam for comics.
The comic itself is made by the team responsible for New52 Batgirl (Babs Tarr, Cameron Steward, Brendan Fletcher) so if you liked their run on Batgirl* , you will like this book!
* - the one where Batgirl moves to Burnside, and during which Batgirl’s trans woman friend had a lesbian wedding

So a bit of an update because even I was confused on what was going on with the series at the moment…The comic didn’t sell enough to warrant single issues, so it’s been on a long hiatus since the middle of 2018.
But the good news is that it is still being produced in trade paperback format and it is coming back real real soon!
The next trade release is expected to be in July of this year and I cannot stress enough how important it is to preorder if you want the series to keep going, especially considering how it’s likely going to be stocked in even fewer stores due to its new format.
If you still need to be convinced on why you should pick it up, it has the following 
A cool future world about livestreamed entertainment
Motorcycle racing during the day with Illegal street racing at night
Black lesbian lead with a CANON GIRLFRIEND (who she’s trying to get back with when the story starts)
Extremely good art by Babs Tarr, who many Critical Role fans may recognize from Pub Draw!
Seriously, I can’t state enough that the black lesbian lead isn’t just queerbaiting or some kind of doomed scenario
So what are you waiting for?
You can preorder Volume 3 on Amazon HERE
And if you still haven’t read this amazingly cool street racing mindfuck of a series…
IT IS ALL ON SALE RIGHT NOW! (4/10/2019) AND YOU CAN GET THE FIRST TRADE PAPERBACK FOR FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS AND THE WHOLE SERIES FOR ABOUT TWELVE

shadesoforlando: genquerdeer: rnortal: please support motor crush, its a new comic with a black lesbian lead with lovely art style and an ...

Community, Family, and Food: 255 savetheturtlescanada: IT’S TIME TO STOP USING SINGLE-USE PLASTICS!!! We recently sparked conversation amongst the Tumblr community about our global plastic usage when we first introduced our reusable straws. While we were aggressive in pointing out that change needed to be made, some of you stressed that plastic usage went beyond just straws. We took what you told us in wanting more products that could assist in lowering our plastic usage and have come up with a solution for another plastic culprit: single-use produce bags. While grocery stores worldwide are phasing out single-use grocery bags at the till, produce bags still remain. On average, 4 bags per family are used per day, adding up to a staggering 1,500 short-lived bags per year! The average plastic bag is used for a whopping 12 minutes! That same bag will take centuries to degrade and may cause irreversible damage to marine life and our oceans. Making the switch to reusables will make a difference - in the health of our planet and the long-lasting freshness of your food. They are not just for produce either. You can store travel items and almost any household item. Perfect for toys, fruit, coins, medicine, cables, cosmetics, accessories and much more. Use them to keep things together during grocery shopping, camping, fishing, garden harvest, beach, and travels.  We hope you’ll join us in our effort to continue the conversation surrounding the reduction of plastic use and keeping our oceans clean.  Check out our Reusable Bags HERE
Community, Family, and Food: 255
savetheturtlescanada:
IT’S TIME TO STOP USING SINGLE-USE PLASTICS!!!
We recently sparked conversation amongst the Tumblr community about our global plastic usage when we first introduced our reusable straws. While we were aggressive in pointing out that change needed to be made, some of you stressed that plastic usage went beyond just straws. We took what you told us in wanting more products that could assist in lowering our plastic usage and have come up with a solution for another plastic culprit: single-use produce bags.
While grocery stores worldwide are phasing out single-use grocery bags at the till, produce bags still remain. On average, 4 bags per family are used per day, adding up to a staggering 1,500 short-lived bags per year!
The average plastic bag is used for a whopping 12 minutes! That same bag will take centuries to degrade and may cause irreversible damage to marine life and our oceans. Making the switch to reusables will make a difference - in the health of our planet and the long-lasting freshness of your food. 
They are not just for produce either. You can store travel items and almost any household item. Perfect for toys, fruit, coins, medicine, cables, cosmetics, accessories and much more. Use them to keep things together during grocery shopping, camping, fishing, garden harvest, beach, and travels. 
We hope you’ll join us in our effort to continue the conversation surrounding the reduction of plastic use and keeping our oceans clean. 
Check out our Reusable Bags HERE

savetheturtlescanada: IT’S TIME TO STOP USING SINGLE-USE PLASTICS!!! We recently sparked conversation amongst the Tumblr community about our...

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Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month!

I want one or maybe two 


is this a bi joke

Probably they wanted to run it bi you


I would definitely bi one of these


Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian


These puns are pretty ace.


I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday.

I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these.

I’m seeing how this pan-s out. 


They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood.


This is pretty awesome to BI honest


This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer


THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE
I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE
SIZE
INCLUSIVE
JESUS
FUCK


WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO? 


IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL


OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT 

THERES A KEYSMASH TEE
THERES 2 VARIATIONS OF A TSHIRT THAT LITERALLY HAS A KEYSMASH ON IT HOLY CRAP

To celebrate Pride month in June we have 20% off across the store until July if you use this link! This includes our most popular collections: subletees, pride flag tees and keysmash tees! 

Pride should be all year round so we have extended the discount for the rest of the year!

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