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Sticks, Tongue, and Always: When he's relaxed, he always sticks his tongue out 👅
Sticks, Tongue, and Always: When he's relaxed, he always sticks his tongue out 👅

When he's relaxed, he always sticks his tongue out 👅

Ass, Crazy, and Field Trip: Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:12 No.136436464 File: 1334718764.ipg-(54 KB, 483x345, 1305154501011.jpg) Be in 6th or 7th grade Coming back from a field trip on two separate buses Im sitting near the back of the first bus next to THAT KID Everyone on the bus is just talking and laughing, it was a good trip, people are tired >Everyone around us falls asleep because its a long ride, except for that kid oUSH BRS He starts shifting around in his seat He tells me he has to shit I tell him we're probably almost home. so he should just hold it sHe says he canthold it Tell him to hold it anyway He looks visibly upset and keeps moving around He comes up with a plan >He opens the bus window next to him, which opens from the bottom up so its lower to the ground Starts undoing his pants, and waits for the bus driver to make a turn so he's watching the road sWhen the bus starts turning he pulls the back of his pants down and sticks his ass right up against the open window; l think this kid is crazy, but whatever, I guess he really had to go Rather than just let out a huge turd, he lets out a GIGANTIC cloud of noxious liquid shit, the likes of which no mortal has ever produced The bus is turning >It was windy out The cloud of brown mist completely covers the side of the second bus that was behind us, which also has open windows The kid instantly pulls his pants back up and sits down >Nobody says a fucking word the entire rest of the way home We get back and the teachers and bus driver are asking everyone questions, nobody knows anything >Go home, never taik to that kid ever again, nobody in school ever found out what happened or who did it emy face during the entire ordeal
Ass, Crazy, and Field Trip: Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:12 No.136436464
 File: 1334718764.ipg-(54 KB, 483x345, 1305154501011.jpg)
 Be in 6th or 7th grade
 Coming back from a field trip on two separate buses
 Im sitting near the back of the first bus next to THAT KID
 Everyone on the bus is just talking and laughing, it was a good trip, people are tired
 >Everyone around us falls asleep because its a long ride, except for that kid
 oUSH
 BRS
 He starts shifting around in his seat
 He tells me he has to shit
 I tell him we're probably almost home. so he should just hold it
 sHe says he canthold it
 Tell him to hold it anyway
 He looks visibly upset and keeps moving around
 He comes up with a plan
 >He opens the bus window next to him, which opens from the bottom up so its lower to the ground
 Starts undoing his pants, and waits for the bus driver to make a turn so he's watching the road
 sWhen the bus starts turning he pulls the back of his pants down and sticks his ass right up against the open window;
 l think this kid is crazy, but whatever, I guess he really had to go
 Rather than just let out a huge turd, he lets out a GIGANTIC cloud of noxious liquid shit, the likes of which no mortal has ever produced
 The bus is turning
 >It was windy out
 The cloud of brown mist completely covers the side of the second bus that was behind us, which also has open windows
 The kid instantly pulls his pants back up and sits down
 >Nobody says a fucking word the entire rest of the way home
 We get back and the teachers and bus driver are asking everyone questions, nobody knows anything
 >Go home, never taik to that kid ever again, nobody in school ever found out what happened or who did it
 emy face during the entire ordeal
Friday, Money, and New York: STEPHANIE KEITH/REUTERS and the ca Broviders often get access TV, to a portion of the ad time on By JESSICA MENTON companies of- the networks. Likewise, the after two sessions of sharp hing such set-top boxes or new-era streaming distribu- Tosses as investors bet a string of apps, plug-in sticks have become tors have their own requests of disappointing economic Amazon's own Prime Seareh for Yield Spurs Euro's Slide hubs for reaching consamers Stocks rebounded Thursday Please turn to page B2 data would spur the Pederal Reserve to contie cutting in- BY AVANTIKA CHILKOTI AND P J. DAVIES terest rates. The Dow Jones Industrial Sending the currency weaker are the eurozone's deeply negative rates and ex- Average dropped as much as 335 points and then recovered all of those losses to finish sive in easing, the ECB or the Federal Re- after data showed services ac- to has drifted toward its lowest nst the dollar in years as Eu- the brunt of a global growth vestors are now questioning: it go? cy briefly sapk below $1.09 seling money into haven assets, like the lowest since May 2017 and douar. the levels below $1.04 last 003. pectations of further easing from the Eu- ropean Central Bank. Investors are'shift- more than 120 points higher serve. After- this week's negative U.S. tivity softene in September. manufacturing data and a swoon in stocks, futures markets now aseribe ing. from the euro into higher-yielding roughly 90% charre of a quarter-point ufaçturing index hit a three- U.S. assets, supporting the dollar. Also at play: Broader concerns about trade ten- Group data. The Fed has more room to manufacturing slowdown had The -Instit te for Supply Management said its nonman- sions and the slowing global économy are rate cut in October, according to CME year low, sparking Tears a cut than the ECB, since rates in th are pive Yet some say that enough to Keep the euro fr "The fact that the Wheth rests he euro's slide will continue on whe will be more aggres- .S. spread to other parts of, the be economy. The blu llars €1 buys ready tu Please P points, or er the index had al- about 840 Dalla in r previous trading sessioli on Wrries about an economic turn. eports earlier in he showed slid to a yeaow mber and t pe on in Rate benchmarks 00T HIGH LEVEL SNG fact activity -d PHVATE ctor OW LEVEL SINCE 2003 service data ety, prompt- crease their sing by the futures re betting there is a ce of the central bank its Benchmark short- st rate two more e Phd of the year CME Group. That 39% Wednesday Week ago. the economic pic- certain; investors d is prev g an Opy of nis eco- inty by lowering ting that they're hin accommoda- conomy shows Jeff Kravetz, tment 'director 2008 From Dec. 16, 20 Sources: FactSet you have the of the market that's really ckstop for in- STREETW index climbed or 0.5%, to &P 500 rose r 0.8%, to asdaq Com 2 points, or sector had onsidered a e economy, gns of weak- aring. to emerge ata showed ng cooled in manui ing phevolume on and stocks The ad. A ulls t their p s. But the danger th a market preppe fore end of the econoic cyle, constant re- Cession scares could th away at comidence and mployment re- al" said Jeff Sica, stment officer at Cir- red Alternative Invest- Please turn to page Bl1 month was worse tha New export orders w atrocious. The mainoull case re- mains pretty much un- changed: This is mostly about trade, the domestic most of in ventoe 11oliday Shopping Season Retailers Ex INORBid for Barneys Nears At $220 Million Price BY SUZANNE KAPNER AND JULIET CHUNG Oct. 11. Barneys law- yer Sald the retailer was in ne- gotiations with a single A group of fashonxecu but didn't name the party. tives is ng n Hiy $220 ion bid t trol of Barneys New York ac cording to people fatliliar with agreement by next Friday," a the situation, as the bankrupt Barneys spokeswoman said in retailer seeks to avoid a liqui a statement. dation. he group is led by Sam protection in August after the en Aviaham, who founded the landlord of its store on Madi New York store Atrium in the 090s as well as the streetwear doubled the rent to $27.9 mil- nd Kith and also operates lion. As of its filing, it suid We are in advanced negoti- NOLS WILL a potential pur- aer and intend to reach an Barneys filed for bankruptcy GAMEL son Avenue in New York nearly to shut most of its it plan 13 department stores and nine perlod but wans vrdham is assembling a con orthum of retail veterans and warehouse stores but would trade shows. Mr. Ben- mntinue to operate seven loca- What do you guys think?
Friday, Money, and New York: STEPHANIE KEITH/REUTERS
 and the ca
 Broviders often get access
 TV, to a portion of the ad time on
 By JESSICA MENTON
 companies of-
 the networks. Likewise, the after two sessions of sharp
 hing such set-top boxes or new-era streaming distribu- Tosses as investors bet a string
 of apps, plug-in sticks have become tors have their own requests of disappointing economic
 Amazon's own Prime
 Seareh for Yield Spurs Euro's Slide
 hubs for reaching consamers
 Stocks rebounded Thursday
 Please turn to page B2
 data would spur the Pederal
 Reserve to contie cutting in-
 BY AVANTIKA CHILKOTI
 AND P J. DAVIES
 terest rates.
 The Dow Jones Industrial
 Sending the currency weaker are the
 eurozone's deeply negative rates and ex-
 Average dropped as much as
 335 points and then recovered
 all of those losses to finish
 sive in easing, the ECB or the Federal Re- after data showed services ac-
 to has drifted toward its lowest
 nst the dollar in years as Eu-
 the brunt of a global growth
 vestors are now questioning:
 it go?
 cy briefly sapk below $1.09 seling money into haven assets, like the
 lowest since May 2017 and douar.
 the levels below $1.04 last
 003.
 pectations of further easing from the Eu-
 ropean Central Bank. Investors are'shift-
 more than 120 points higher
 serve. After- this week's negative U.S. tivity softene in September.
 manufacturing data and a swoon in
 stocks, futures markets now aseribe
 ing. from the euro into higher-yielding roughly 90% charre of a quarter-point ufaçturing index hit a three-
 U.S. assets, supporting the dollar. Also at
 play: Broader concerns about trade ten- Group data. The Fed has more room to manufacturing slowdown had
 The -Instit te for Supply
 Management said its nonman-
 sions and the slowing global économy are
 rate cut in October, according to CME year low, sparking Tears a
 cut than the ECB, since rates in th
 are pive Yet some say that
 enough to Keep the euro fr
 "The fact that the
 Wheth
 rests
 he euro's slide will continue
 on whe will be more aggres-
 .S.
 spread to other parts of, the
 be
 economy.
 The blu
 llars €1 buys
 ready tu
 Please P points, or er the
 index had al-
 about 840
 Dalla in r
 previous trading sessioli on
 Wrries about an economic
 turn.
 eports earlier in he
 showed
 slid to a yeaow
 mber and t pe
 on in
 Rate benchmarks
 00T
 HIGH LEVEL SNG
 fact
 activity
 -d
 PHVATE ctor
 OW LEVEL SINCE 2003
 service data
 ety, prompt-
 crease their
 sing by the
 futures
 re betting there is a
 ce of the central bank
 its Benchmark short-
 st rate two more
 e Phd of the year
 CME Group. That
 39% Wednesday
 Week ago.
 the economic pic-
 certain; investors
 d is prev g an
 Opy of nis eco-
 inty by lowering
 ting that they're
 hin accommoda-
 conomy shows
 Jeff Kravetz,
 tment 'director
 2008
 From Dec. 16, 20
 Sources: FactSet
 you have the
 of the market
 that's really
 ckstop for in-
 STREETW
 index climbed
 or 0.5%, to
 &P 500 rose
 r 0.8%, to
 asdaq Com
 2 points, or
 sector had
 onsidered a
 e economy,
 gns of weak-
 aring.
 to emerge
 ata showed
 ng cooled in
 manui
 ing
 phevolume on
 and stocks
 The
 ad. A
 ulls t
 their p s. But the
 danger th a market
 preppe fore end of the
 econoic cyle, constant re-
 Cession scares could th
 away at comidence and
 mployment re-
 al" said Jeff Sica,
 stment officer at Cir-
 red Alternative Invest-
 Please turn to page Bl1
 month
 was worse tha
 New export orders w
 atrocious.
 The mainoull case re-
 mains pretty much un-
 changed: This is mostly
 about trade, the domestic
 most of
 in
 ventoe
 11oliday Shopping Season
 Retailers Ex
 INORBid for Barneys Nears
 At $220 Million Price
 BY SUZANNE KAPNER
 AND JULIET CHUNG
 Oct. 11. Barneys law-
 yer Sald the retailer was in ne-
 gotiations with a single
 A group of fashonxecu but didn't name the party.
 tives is ng n Hiy
 $220 ion bid t
 trol of Barneys New York ac
 cording to people fatliliar with agreement by next Friday," a
 the situation, as the bankrupt Barneys spokeswoman said in
 retailer seeks to avoid a liqui a statement.
 dation.
 he group is led by Sam protection in August after the
 en Aviaham, who founded the landlord of its store on Madi
 New York store Atrium in the
 090s as well as the streetwear doubled the rent to $27.9 mil-
 nd Kith and also operates lion. As of its filing, it suid
 We are in advanced negoti-
 NOLS WILL a potential pur-
 aer and intend to reach an
 Barneys filed for bankruptcy
 GAMEL
 son Avenue in New York nearly
 to shut most of its
 it plan
 13 department stores and nine
 perlod but wans
 vrdham is assembling a con
 orthum of retail veterans and warehouse stores but would
 trade shows. Mr. Ben-
 mntinue to operate seven loca-
What do you guys think?

What do you guys think?