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sticks: News outlet in Canada is taping their microphones to hockey sticks to maintain social distance.

News outlet in Canada is taping their microphones to hockey sticks to maintain social distance.

Sticks and Stones [OC]

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sticks: "I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein THE WHOLE WORLD Hmm,….,fuck!

Hmm,….,fuck!

sticks: Hurt Me Juice WRLD "Sticks and Stones (Hurt Me)" is the 5th track of Juice WRLD's JuiceWRLD 999 mixtape, as well as... read more » HURT ME LYRICS [Chorus] Sticks and stones may break my bones But the drugs won't hurt me, the drugs won't hurt me XDoubt I smell cap

I smell cap

sticks: K.K. If you want to join me here in my yard, be my guest. But hey, don't toss any sticks for me. K.K. Last guy who threw me a stick... I'll admit, I chased it, but it debased us both. Don't do that to us. instagrampa:

instagrampa:

sticks: a Detective Pikachu fan account @meehan you: "do you want 4 string cheese sticks?" me: "no that's way too many" you: "i deep fried them and here's some marinara sauce" me: "OK yeah that's a nice warmup to what i'm actually going to eat" me_irl

me_irl

sticks: Shit tweets for shit people @dai_dreemurr sticks and stones may break my bones but I hate myself so much that your words only reinforce the things I've already convinced myself of 9:02 PM · 06 May 18 Me irl

Me irl

sticks: K.K. If you want to join me here in my yard, be my guest. But hey, don't toss any sticks for me. K.K. Last guy who threw me a stick... I'll admit, I chased it, but it debased us both. Don't do that to us.

sticks: TA 轉p ETER PAN PIPPILONGSTOKING+LINDGE ATHE WIZARD ERANK Jot OZ OSAUM the Lion ie i theterdenne C.S. LEWIS HOKEEK.TUMBLR.COM Potter LERBY HED HARRY PLEF nestofstraightlines: jabberwockypie: kyraneko: darkmagyk: seananmcguire: nokeek: Dorothy just wanted something that she could believe in,A gray dustbowl girl in a life she was better off leavin’.She made her escape, went from gray into green,And she could have got clear, and she could have got clean,But she chose to be good and go back to the gray Kansas skyWhere color’s a fable and freedom’s a fairy tale lie. Alice got lost, and I guess that we really can’t blame her;They say she got tangled and tied in the lies that became her.They say she went mad, and she never complained,For there’s peace of a kind in a life unconstrained.She gives Cheshire kisses, she’s easy with white rabbit smiles,And she’ll never be free, but she’s won herself safe for a while. Susan and Lucy were queens, and they ruled well and proudly.They honored their land and their lord, rang the bells long and loudly.They never once asked to return to their livesTo be children and chattel and mothers and wives,But the land cast them out in a lesson that only one learned;And one queen said ‘I am not a toy’, and she never returned. Mandy’s a pirate, and Mia weaves silk shrouds for faeries,And Deborah will pour you red wine pressed from sweet poisoned berries.Kate poses riddles and Mary plays tricks,While Kaia builds towers from brambles and sticks,And the rules that we live by are simple and clear:Be wicked and lovely and don’t live in fear Dorothy, Alice and Wendy and Jane, Susan and Lucy, we’re calling your names, All the Lost Girls who came out of the rain And chose to go back on the shelf. Tinker Bell says, and I find I agree You have to break rules if you want to break free. So do as you like — we’re determined to be Wicked girls saving ourselves. For we will be wicked and we will be fairAnd they’ll call us such names, and we really won’t care,So go, tell your Wendys, your Susans, your Janes,There’s a place they can go if they’re tired of chains,And our roads may be golden, or broken, or lost,But we’ll walk on them willingly, knowing the cost — We won’t take our place on the shelves.It’s better to fly and it’s better to dieSay the wicked girls saving ourselves. (Seanan McGuire) This is breathtaking. I heard this poem once a million years ago, I have been looking for it ever since, and had now found it. I love it so much more then I remember. You might be interested to know that she set it to music and it’s also a song. @darkmagyk And people have made fanvids set to it! (The CD is out of print right now - I have it and I love it so much, but I she’s re-printing a different one … soonish?) Mmmmm I get it but I’m not sure about the implication that real life is an inherent punishment for girls, and I find this kind of feminist take a little reactionary and keen to flatten out female characters and their stories into simple terms to make a kind of Yass Queen point. Anyway here’s a video I love examining the differences in feminist-related theming between the book and movie of The Wizard of Oz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz15yFVF1TI And here’s a Hark! A Vagrant comic that is very much that’s-it-that’s the-book re. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland:

nestofstraightlines: jabberwockypie: kyraneko: darkmagyk: seananmcguire: nokeek: Dorothy just wanted something that she could belie...

sticks: Kent County, Michigan 2 hrs · O Michael brought his entire kindergarten class with him today to witness his adoption. So anyway,I started crying. awesomacious: The lil hearts on sticks

awesomacious: The lil hearts on sticks

sticks: GOT MY DINNER FISH TOES.. ALL SET! FISH FINGERS.. AND FISH ASS! SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR... ORAPH-COMic THANKS TO MARTIN AND AMANDA Fish sticks

Fish sticks

sticks: Matt Herzog @Ziggit_E candy canes are great because they have every trait of a perfect candy - breaks before you touch it - is as inconveniently shaped for human mouths as physically possible - sticks to fucking everything - impales the living shit out of tongues - religious overtones - mint 12/4/17, 11:28 AM meirl

meirl

sticks: Kent County, Michigan 2 hrs · O Michael brought his entire kindergarten class with him today to witness his adoption. So anyway,I started crying. The lil hearts on sticks

The lil hearts on sticks

sticks: Kent County, Michigan 2 hrs · O Michael brought his entire kindergarten class with him today to witness his adoption. So anyway,I started crying. The lil hearts on sticks

The lil hearts on sticks

sticks: 4G 69% 18:44 F COMMENTARY Commentary: It's not okay to say 'OK boomer Seong Wee Lee I'm a Boomer but I don't think "Ok Boomer" is disrespectful or offensive at all if used in the right context. Clearly when Chloe Swarbrick was heckled by an older gentleman while making her speech on Climate Change, I thought that was a witty retort and said so. How is this different from saying "Ok Grandpa" when you get nagged by the older generation whose belief system seems dated and fundamentally different from yours? We have many Boomers who make the most stupid comments. Some folks from USA come to mind when they mock a 16-year old Swedish child who dared to call them out C'mon, don't be so sensitive and just be proud that your children and grandchildren are now speaking out for what they believe in instead of swallowing a whole bunch of BS from older folks who are supposedly wiser, but not always So. Sticks and stones may break my bones but "Boomer"? Wear it with pride... we are not getting any younger! Well played, kiddo! Like Reply Mark as spam 17 23h Luke Cyderius Ooi Thanks, Boomer Reply Mark as spam 1 22h . Shitposts Thank you, boomer

Thank you, boomer

sticks: maxy-bullshit said: Gil with his cold ass hands trying to get warm so in the middle of the night he just sticks his hands up rod's shirt and rod almost calls for a divorce iMCOOKING ask-art-student-prussia: cold hands gil

ask-art-student-prussia: cold hands gil

sticks: MY BLOW HAD NO EFFECT! AND THE ROBOT HAS COVERED ME WITH SOME SORT OF PASTE IT STICKS TO ME LIKE GLUE Found in X-men #110

Found in X-men #110

sticks: So this kid at the park today... I was sitting on a bench eating a donut (Dunkin is bomb by the way) when I saw 2 little kids in front of me, a boy and a girl. The girl smacked the kid in face and said G: I can hit you cause I'm a girl and you can't hit me cause you're a boy And then put an L on her forehead. Then the boy grabbed a stick and said: B:boys can't hit girls but sticks can And just wacked her on the head, I laughed so hard that I almost choked on my donut. Award 404 30 Share Girl You can't defeat me. Вoy I know, but he can. Stick A true man of quality.

A true man of quality.

sticks: Fish Sticks & Fentanyl @fishsticksnfent The worst part of the opioid epidemic is the 8,000 new rappers that no one asked for. 10:38 AM 10/23/19 Twitter for iPhone Palms are sweaty

Palms are sweaty

sticks: So this kid at the park today... I was sitting on a bench eating a donut (Dunkin is bomb by the way) when I saw 2 little kids in front of me, a boy and a girl. The girl smacked the kid in face and said G: I can hit you cause I'm a girl and you can't hit me cause you're a boy And then put an L on her forehead. Then the boy grabbed a stick and said: B:boys can't hit girls but sticks can And just wacked her on the head, I laughed so hard that I almost choked on my donut. Award 404 30 Share O yearn for true gender equality О0X What a lad

What a lad

sticks: TFW the bipedal apes that you normally snack on start sharpening sticks and rocks Hold Up

Hold Up

sticks: Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)20:56:36 No.55046566 story time because I want to share and it's a special day be me, 22, KHHV, NEET no real purpose in life, autistic >live in a small town but still don't know anyone >down the street is a harvest festival going on go there on a whim see nice old man making caramel apples hand dipped >i go over and buy one with some pocket change l ow saved up >it's really good we talk about caramel apples >his name is Ted >he asks if I'd like to help him make apples enthusiastically say yes, go to a factory next day at 9 AM >I get to dip the apples and put the sticks on them >I box them up and sell them, get to decorate them too Told I would not last longer than a year by floor manager since nobody does >Get to know Ted, he has no kids and his wife died in a boat accident we talk every day about apples and candy >he gets me into football we watch football together, he lets me show him anime >7 years pass >I've been there the longest Ted doesn't come to work, I call him No response, I go to his house >Door unlocked, go in and see him on the floor call 911, he had a stroke and died later that day in the hospital cry for days because my only friend is gone >A few days pass, I learn that he left the factory and the apple shop to me >note says "You're the hardest worker I've ever met, I know you will make me proud" >burst into tears in front of lawyer every day I go to that factory to work hard >l come up with all sorts of ideas to decorate the apples every holiday Still KHHV, but I love making apples >Whole town knows me as the apple man Never been happier making caramel apples Today would have been his 76th birthday. We got a huge catering order done today in time for Halloween. Business is better than ever. I know you're watching me, Ted. I hope I'm making you proud. this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :)

this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :)

sticks: Anonymous 10/25/19(Fri)20:56:36 No.55046566 story time because I want to share and it's a special day be me, 22, KHHV, NEET no real purpose in life, autistic >live in a small town but still don't know anyone >down the street is a harvest festival going on go there on a whim see nice old man making caramel apples hand dipped >i go over and buy one with some pocket change l ow saved up >it's really good we talk about caramel apples >his name is Ted >he asks if I'd like to help him make apples enthusiastically say yes, go to a factory next day at 9 AM >I get to dip the apples and put the sticks on them >I box them up and sell them, get to decorate them too Told I would not last longer than a year by floor manager since nobody does >Get to know Ted, he has no kids and his wife died in a boat accident we talk every day about apples and candy >he gets me into football we watch football together, he lets me show him anime >7 years pass >I've been there the longest Ted doesn't come to work, I call him No response, I go to his house >Door unlocked, go in and see him on the floor call 911, he had a stroke and died later that day in the hospital cry for days because my only friend is gone >A few days pass, I learn that he left the factory and the apple shop to me >note says "You're the hardest worker I've ever met, I know you will make me proud" >burst into tears in front of lawyer every day I go to that factory to work hard >l come up with all sorts of ideas to decorate the apples every holiday Still KHHV, but I love making apples >Whole town knows me as the apple man Never been happier making caramel apples Today would have been his 76th birthday. We got a huge catering order done today in time for Halloween. Business is better than ever. I know you're watching me, Ted. I hope I'm making you proud. this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :)

this is one of the most wholesome things ive ever read :)

sticks: 2 1 = b 4AC-V2 STICKS (x) =STONES (Y) BROKEN BONE 11 2A (2) X+Y #I I-NAMES I- PSYCHE Sticks and stones 7b5)3 may break your bones, https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

sticks: oo AT&T LTE 1:16 PM 1 79% Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary Yesterday at 3:18 PM Layla enjoys relaxing on the porch, breaking little sticks into smaller sticks News Feed Notifications Requests Messenger More John Joseph O'Brien Don't mean to disturb you Layla. Just stopping by to say hello. I have to say, you are one smart dog. You have one little stick toy then break them up into many little stick toys. Yesterday at 4:01 PM Like - 16 Reply sothatwecanbestill: this page is so pure n lovely

sothatwecanbestill: this page is so pure n lovely

sticks: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack. Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks December C) Baby infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing* babe, i'm not sure if this would actually work? Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms I LOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" I love this so much

I love this so much

sticks: STICKS NOSE IN GIRL'S CROTCH "OH, HE'S SO CUTE!" quickmeme.com When he is high and…

When he is high and…

sticks: Construction workers whose sticks I used for sWord fighting UMe fighting pretend monsters in the street as a kid me_irl

me_irl

sticks: |Tape when I| need it to stick to most surfaces Таре when it sticks to itself.

sticks: ghostbroccolii: idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue: endoshan: the-stray-liger: Y’all this guy is an actual electrical engineer. His name is Mehdi Sadaghdar and he has his own fucking youtube channel (x) Science researcher, 20 minutes and some first aid later: but does it happen consistently? *sticks other hand in oven* ahhHHHHHHHHH WHAT’S HAPPENING

ghostbroccolii: idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue: endoshan: the-stray-liger: Y’all this guy is an actual electrical engineer. His name...

sticks: SHREK2 You and me Friday night. I'll supply the mozzarella sticks and shrek, you supply the condoms.@therecoveringproblemchild Oh shit wrong number Delivered oh hell na this is the right number Oh hell

Oh hell

sticks: Top reviews Even I could make it work and I took the nicest picture of myself in fifty years. By Norel Pride hannigraham: I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute Wholesome selfie stick review

Wholesome selfie stick review

sticks: Top reviews Even I could make it work and I took the nicest picture of myself in fifty years. By Norel Pride hannigraham: I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute Wholesome selfie stick review

Wholesome selfie stick review

sticks: Designer Brand Fumi @blacksmoke1033 This cretin has been dropping sticks down our chimney for weeks and today he finally accidentally dropped himself, this is the face of someone who knows they've been HAD teasugarsalt: The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult. You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

teasugarsalt: The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult. You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

sticks: It's during the toughest times of your life that you'll get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. Notice who sticks around and who doesn't, and be grateful to those who leave you, for they have given you the room to grow in the space they abandoned, and the awareness to appreciate the people who loved you when you didn't feel lovable. Bottom line: Be OK with giving the gift of your absence to those who do not appreciate and respect your presence. - Unknown RELATIONSHIP RILES

sticks: Any woman that sticks by you when you don't have anything, is the same woman you need to have when you have everything! Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

<3

sticks: 21 =b STICKS(x) 4AC-V2=STONES (Y) BROKEN BONE 2A (2) X+Y #I I-NAMES I= PSYCH Sticks and stones I may break your bones IV https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

sticks: writing-prompt-s A dating service where matching is based on people's search history exists. You're a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer. endreams-s Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it? Writer: Air shot between the toes, it'll look like a heart attack Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: "sucks in a breath ok fangoddess817 Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes Writer, already bringing a ring out: "shaking thanks infinityonthot A++ addition tetsuskitten Writer: "shows the serial killer the murder scene they're writing actually work? babe, i'm not sure if this would Serial killer: "kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you're doing great tigerliliesandcherryblossoms ILOVE THIS vmohlere Oh no, murder comedy is my jam laziestofthedreamers Ilove this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It'd be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gulible, and on top of it they're a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it's completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work. Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it's a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there's something to the theory, but it's all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author's home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don't seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that's it. Most they do is leave for groceries. So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he'll FINALLY have proof. annieutimagines Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. "You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer." Serial killer breaths in. "Look-" ladyhavilliard ..perfect theskystealerthebookthief I need 4 seasons and a movie on this I would watch the hell out of this

I would watch the hell out of this

sticks: charlesoberonn The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand. charlesoberonn She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the overn aphony-cree But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle* Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger* This is a Greek comedy I could get behind obaewankenope What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield adspexi thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he's invulnerable all over ifunny.co

sticks: l Sprint 10:23 93% Hella That's such a beautifut name. Love the pics. Thanks for saying hello Thanks! I just got back on here for the first time so I'm a little overwhelmed lol Yesterday Why so overwhelmed? All the guys swiping right on you? Yep I'm having to beat them off with sticks! Today Well you can just use your hand if you beat me off Delivered Your message Aa Send Beating them off with a stick

Beating them off with a stick

sticks: Scott Atwell @scott_atwell88 This restaurant owner is living in 3019 Chocolate Lava CaNG $3.95 3.25 Slice of Pie oning. and a Drinks Ice. $2.00 Sodas, Tea, Coffee, Milk, Juice Free refills for all sodas, milk, tea, and coffee. S.95 and Side Dishes 95 $2.95 $2.95 $2.95 $2.95 $2.95 $2.95 $2.95 $2.95 Cole Slaw r a Corn Fried Pickles French Fries 95 Onion Rings Mashed Potatoes gg. Green Beans Fried Squash $4.25 My Girlfriend is Not Hungry Add extra french fries to your entrée, and fried chicken wings (2) or fried cheese sticks (3). There may be a risk associated with consuming raw shellfish as is the case with other raw profein products If you suffer from chronic illness of the lver siomach or blood or have other immune disorders, you shold

sticks: saccharinerose saccharinerose: Sometimes your buddy’s shed skin sticks in places they can’t reach so you gotta help them

saccharinerose: Sometimes your buddy’s shed skin sticks in places they can’t reach so you gotta help them

sticks: JuanPa @jpbrammer rooted for the Disney villains as a gay kid because I knew that, in real life, the shitty people looked more like the heroes 7/8/17, 9:43 AM from Queens, NY JuanPa@jpbrammer 7h Replying to @jpbrammer [watching Sleeping Beauty] Prince Phillip was born into wealth and privilege and gets by on his looks. Maleficent should absolutely kill him t1329 15 1,751 JuanPa@jpbrammer 7h Disney: "These people are good because they are extremely beautiful." Me, ugly: "I can't relate. Kill them." 2640 13 2,234 JuanPa@jpbrammer 7h it's like, beautiful privileged people win enough in real life. if I'm watching a film to escape, I want to see the Sea Witch win. thank you t315 10 1,560 @jpbrammer 6h be the swishy cackling Disney villain you want to see in the world. steal a skinny JuanPa person's voice. terrorize heterosexual love. why not 21,364 25 3,654 startorrent02: mozzarella-sticks: an absolute mood “Terrorize heterosexual love” 💀💀💀

startorrent02: mozzarella-sticks: an absolute mood “Terrorize heterosexual love” 💀💀💀

sticks: OKAY! COOKING INSTRUCTIONS... O O O O (OVEN OR MICKOWAVE? NSTANT MEAL HANGRYMON KARP-STICKS WITH CARE LIKE A MOTHER'S LOVE YOUR MEAL WILL BE COOKED TO PER FECTION! CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE GOOD, BUT IT'LLBE DONE IN 3 MINUTES. Twow! ...THIS ONE OBECKSCOMICS AV An easy choice

An easy choice

sticks: OKAY! COOKING INSTRUCTIONS... O O O O MICROWAVE? OR OVEN INSTANT MEAL HANGRYMON KARP-STICKS WITH CARE LIKE A MOTHER'S LOVE YOUR MEAL WILL BE COOKED To PER FECTION! CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE GOOD, BUT IT'LLBE DONE IN 3 MINUTES wow! ...THIS ONE OBECKSCOMICS An easy choice

An easy choice

sticks: OKAY! COOKING INSTRUCTIONS... O O O O (OVEN OR MICKOWAVE? NSTANT MEAL HANGRYMON KARP-STICKS WITH CARE LIKE A MOTHER'S LOVE YOUR MEAL WILL BE COOKED TO PER FECTION! CAN'T PROMISE IT'LL BE GOOD, BUT IT'LLBE DONE IN 3 MINUTES. Twow! ...THIS ONE OBECKSCOMICS AV An easy choice [OC]

An easy choice [OC]

sticks: incorrectfandomquotesjz Weird question, any of you ever just get this thought like in regards to certain bones in that you can feel are separate from the main part, and just think "if I really tried, I could probably just wrench this bone free" and it just sticks with you for the rest of the day. itsgenericdownthere OP, what the actual fuck,,, is that post,, supposed to make me feel,, threatened??? certifiedcervine I thought this was from a taxidermy blog and at first I was like "yeah why not just give it a good yank" but then I realized u meant... ur own bones... incorrectfandomquotesjz Y'all better behave or l'Il rip out my own bones and show it to you incorrect-hunterx-quotes Do it coward pleasebringbackthewaffles Bone jutsu 106 notes My intrusive thoughts can get kinda gross (tw body horror maybe?)

My intrusive thoughts can get kinda gross (tw body horror maybe?)

sticks: charlesoberonn The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand. charlesoberonn She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven aphony-cree But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger* This is a Greek comedy I could get behind obaewankenope What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever. Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield adspexi thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he's invulnerable all over Source: charlesoberonn mythically crispy

mythically crispy

sticks: Make big snow lumps. Insert glow sticks for eyes. Freak the neighbors out. I WANNA DO THAT WHEN IT SNOWS:

I WANNA DO THAT WHEN IT SNOWS:

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