✅ 25+ Best Memes About Status

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: mary boleyn @mary_boleyn Cuando creas q tu vida es una mierda piensa en Esquilo.... Q murió golpeado por el caparazón de una tortuga que fue soltado por un quebrantahuesos desde el aire al confundir su cabeza calva con una roca CURIOSIDADES HISTÓRICAS Enm LA MUERTE DE ESQUILO CCURIOSA TRAGICAMENTE, FALLECIO AL SER GOLPEADO POR EL CAPARAZÓN DE uNA TORTUGA fUE SOLTADO POR Un QUEBRANTAHUESOS DESDE EL AIRE AL COnfunDIR SU CABEZA conunA ROCA CONTRA LA QUE ROMPER EL CAPARAZON. 9:35 14 jun. 2019 sabanasblancasuniverse.tumblr.com 348 Retweets 700 Me gusta sabanasblancasuniverse: @mary_boleyn

sabanasblancasuniverse: @mary_boleyn

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: El Gripao @El_Gripao Hace 6 años: Hola buenos días, le llamamos de Seguros Santa Lucía. Tiene seguro de vida? Hola, mira me puedes llamar en 5 minutos, que estoy saliendo del oncólogo Hasta hoy, mano de santo. 20:25 12 jun. 2019 - sabana sblanca suniverse. tumblr.com 924 Retweets 3.241 Me gusta TIT 3 2 1 2 MARAVILLOSAJUGADA sabanasblancasuniverse: @El_Gripao

sabanasblancasuniverse: @El_Gripao

Tumblr, Twitter, and Control: ZOTON @catacerca La patronal: "Es técnicamente imposible llevar un control de las horas extra" También la patronal: "Se calcula que se pierden casi 37.236,45 horas laborales en las pausas para sacarse un moco". II 14 jun. 2019 11:21 sabanasblancasuniverse.tumblr.com 7.113 Retweets 13.547 Me gusta sabanasblancasuniverse: @catacerca

sabanasblancasuniverse: @catacerca

Beautiful, School, and Sorry: Alex Hirsch@_AlexHirsch 2h If anyone felt so inclined to do a drawing of Grunkle Stan punching a Nazi l'd be very cool with that 195 t 14956,920 Gavin Guidry @gavinguidry 2h Challenge accepted. Gavin Guidry @gavinguidry 2h Classical Nazi or Skinhead? Alex Hirsch@_AlexHirsch 2hv Let's go with classic- he's old school 1 ti9 395 You Retweeted Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch Now this...this is beautiful Gavin Guidry @gavinguidry Replying to @_AlexHirsch Sorry for the delav 7:38 PM 15 Aug 17 from Los Angeles, CA 2,165 Retweets 6,257 Likes polyfidelityparamour: lizawithazed: the best part is a whole bunch of artists took him up on it so there’s just an entire thread of Grunkle Stan face-punching nazis and it’s beautiful Unrelated, but entirely needed.

polyfidelityparamour: lizawithazed: the best part is a whole bunch of artists took him up on it so there’s just an entire thread of Grunkle...

Android, Snapchat, and Tumblr: Snapchat: MoshWithTyler @MoshWithTyler ООООООНННННН ҮEEEEAAAАННННННН!!! X W Population/World Population E Current World Population 7,696,969,420 view all people on 1 page> 3:16 PM Apr 18, 2019 Twitter for Android great-tweets: Nice.

great-tweets: Nice.

Children, Food, and School: I'm sorry, but elementary age children being humiliated and threatened by school districts for having "lunch debt?" Being forced to move to "that other line" and eat nothing but jelly sandwiches for months on end while the other kids get hot meals?? What kind of seriously F'ed up country are we living in when that type of thing is allowed to happen? CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE PUNISHED OR DENIED NUTRITIOUS FOOD, no matter what their socioeconomic status or situation! This is a moral failing on the part of our nation.

Netflix, Good, and Movie: Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle some Netflix error messages I could use NETFLIX NETFLIX YOU JUST FINISHED SEASON 2. Based on your recent relationship status change, now is not a good time for this title. Quality of episodes is wildly inconsistent from this point on. NETFLIX NETFLIX current time: Be honest. You cannot handle a scary movie right TIME'S UP. 500We're choosing for you. now. ou have been broesing tor 15minutes

Apple, Bad, and Minecraft: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Enchanted Book Fouer V Minecraft good, apple bad

Minecraft good, apple bad

Taken, Monday, and Relationship Status: MONDAY, JANUARY 26, 2015 20:59 Relationship status Single Taken | I drink a lot

Love, Memes, and Money: A good woman is not interested in your money or your status. What she wants from you is your time, loyalty, love and commitment. <3

<3

Money, Power, and MeIRL: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Walking at the same speed as a car Meirl

Meirl

Dank, Memes, and Money: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Walking at the same speed as a car Meirl by Zeepat963 MORE MEMES

Meirl by Zeepat963 MORE MEMES

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: 'M A GENERAL the-husbando: beans345: catchymemes: Spooktober in VRChat Finally we know the origins of the skeleton war

the-husbando: beans345: catchymemes: Spooktober in VRChat Finally we know the origins of the skeleton war

Ass, Bitch, and Bmw: 3 hrs This man asked me out on a date. He was actually fine as hell but when I asked him where we going he said and I quote ladies "Applebee's". I busted out laughing at his silly cheap ass. I told him "I own my own shop, a house, a BMW and stocks. I can buy Applebee's"! Then I walked away! you should have seen his face. I'm worth more than Applebee's, you have to impress me and that ain't it! Ladies keep them standards high as hell, don't settle for a broke man O You and 185 others 47 shares So because he offered to take you to dinner at Applebee's he's broke? You had to tell him of all your worldly accomplishments to sound good? You don't know that man's financial status. He could own several Applebee's, he could be a broker, he could a doctor but you judged him off a restaurant? I'm sure if I saw his face he would be laughing because he just dodged a bullet. You own all of those things but you still don't have a man. It's not because your standards are high it's because you ain't shit. be GIF Write a comment... This story reeks of “that happened” but if it is true you’re an arrogant, materialistic bitch and he really dodged a bullet.

This story reeks of “that happened” but if it is true you’re an arrogant, materialistic bitch and he really dodged a bullet.

Secret, For, and Someone: Behind every status there is a secret message for someone.

Community, Target, and Tumblr: theshitneyspears:Halsey’s shirt for the show tonight had the photo of the lesbian couple who was recently beaten on a bus in London. Halsey used this as an opportunity to speak up against the injustices that the LGBTQ+ community faces.

theshitneyspears:Halsey’s shirt for the show tonight had the photo of the lesbian couple who was recently beaten on a bus in London. Halsey ...

Community, Target, and Twitter: Halsey’s shirt for the show tonight had the photo of the lesbian couple who was recently beaten on a bus in London. Halsey used this as an opportunity to speak up against the injustices that the LGBTQ+ community faces.

Halsey’s shirt for the show tonight had the photo of the lesbian couple who was recently beaten on a bus in London. Halsey used this as an o...

Memes, Relationship Status, and 🤖: Relationship status

Books, Mood, and Tumblr: Sara Yasin @sarayasin having too many tabs open is an age-old problem Keith Anderson Follow 5 January at 18:32 A 300-year-old library tool that enabled a researcher to have seven books open at once, yet conveniently nearby (Mexico City Library) 9:30 AM Jan 7, 2019 Twitter Web Client tiqqun: bloodcraving-vampire: great-tweets: There is nothing new under the sun. ADHD mood *Abbott walks in* *I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*

tiqqun: bloodcraving-vampire: great-tweets: There is nothing new under the sun. ADHD mood *Abbott walks in* *I frantically spin the whe...

Money, Power, and MeIRL: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Dropping something and catching it midair Meirl

Meirl

Ali, Phone, and Sophie Turner: adam @lipscar Follow This paparazzi photo of Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas taking the piss literally looks like a surrealist painting criticising celebrity culture I'm obsessed with it 5:24 PM - 5 May 2018 okwait: thatenglishchap: pirate-queen-ali: thatenglishchap: polymathematical: monkeysaysficus: great-tweets: 👀 They have nine beverages between the two of them i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty… What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage. The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

okwait: thatenglishchap: pirate-queen-ali: thatenglishchap: polymathematical: monkeysaysficus: great-tweets: 👀 They have nine bevera...

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: lanternist: highlandvalley: なんか並んでくれた😍💕https://twitter.com/kikechi776/status/1130288022795145222/photo/1

lanternist: highlandvalley: なんか並んでくれた😍💕https://twitter.com/kikechi776/status/1130288022795145222/photo/1

Game, Today, and Back: Rakuten GOLDEN 35 STATE WARRIONS KD BACK!? No. 35 (calf) will be cleared to practice today. His status for Game 5 is unclear

KD BACK!? No. 35 (calf) will be cleared to practice today. His status for Game 5 is unclear

Android, Hello, and Formation: Me: wanting to go study computer science Android: formation Status V poliNo need, you are already a developer.gnal, etc. One nuTIDe Hello World

Hello World

Af, Nas, and Tumblr: Piter O'toole Seguir @Piterotoole Las guerras del termostato han empezado en la oficina... EStaua eu Mayo Antes che fons el aite probad si refesa abic las vemrtauas, Carrier please Por avor ando stanON a 30 TenerOS Que legar a un tecnino redio No Nos poderan quitar nas ropa Vorotron a podecs peneos Ichayuele d Podeuuon dajarlo a 23? G(ACAS en los deapachos cle On/Off Select Prog Yo ti E Soy la limp.adara Df ADPAT TOD teneis mucha tonteria oncima aere aOPA Estaus eu Mayo Antes ce poner el aire piobad si refesca abic las ventauas, please Por fauar, en los deapachos dlel LONdo estanoN a 30 Tenero 9ue legar poderan quitar nas ropa. Vonotron af podecs peneos Ichoaela dPodeuan dajarlo GIAciAS! a un tecriNO nedio. a 23? la buchinsky @la_buchinsky En respuesta a @Piterotoole y @sinvueltapatras "yo estoy en el despacho del medio, me adapto a todo, pero me parece bien que os quitéis la ropa" Un aplauso por favor EStaua eu Mayo Antes cle ponr el aire Probad si refesca abi las ventauas, Carrier please Par gauar LaNdootanON a 30 Tenerrors Que legar No Nos poderran quitar nas ropa. Vonotion af po decs peneon lchaguela dPodeuan dajaslo a 23? 6ΑdAS! en los despachos clel On/Of Select Prog a un tecninNO redio Yo 7 E G DEC MED Joy la limpadana n ADPAT a TOD teneis mucla tonteria encima Soy la limpiadara tenees muclha tonteria eneima wiselwisel: [Tuit]

wiselwisel: [Tuit]

Pt-Br (Brazilian Portuguese), International, and Dvd: victoria @VictoriaLuissa tu vai curtir a festa ou tu vai gravar um dvd no teu status?

Klay Thompson, Nba, and Game: Steve Kerr bringing back Klay for game 4 Clee birch Full details on Klay Thompson’s playing status in Game 4: bit.ly/KlayThompsonStatus (Via ‪Teebirch)

Full details on Klay Thompson’s playing status in Game 4: bit.ly/KlayThompsonStatus (Via ‪Teebirch)

Forever, Lyrics, and Mean: I over-think everything From how long it takes you to text back, to what the song lyrics in your status mean to you It worries me how much I like you. It worries me that you don't like me as much as I like you I'm losing my appetite and losing sleep. I stay up all night thinking of perfect scenarios You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And also more scared that I ever thought I could be. Could you maybe just hold my hand and tell me that everything is forever? https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Memes, and Word: Single isn't a status. It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without depending on the wrong people. <3

<3

Target, Tumblr, and Twitter: electric-firefly:{x} | Artist: 키모아 | Permission to Post ※ Reblog, Do Not Repost. Please fav/retweet the artist's work!

electric-firefly:{x} | Artist: 키모아 | Permission to Post ※ Reblog, Do Not Repost. Please fav/retweet the artist's work!

Tumblr, Twitter, and Anonymous: Burighitte Berumondo Follow @BrigitteLucario All right, campers. I heard from an anonymous source that SOMEone is not supporting trans rights Not. Cool. Dudes. CN 5:39 AM-6 Jun 2019 chref: (x)

chref: (x)

Boo, Omg, and Run: Boo Boo @_amcintyre primary school was so much easier because your social status was determined by how tall you were and how fast you could run Omg take me bacccck😫😫👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Omg take me bacccck😫😫👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Life, Relationship Status, and Living: Gemini's relationship status: Living my life f GeminiThing zodiacthingcom https://zodiacthing.com

Money, Job, and Human: I am NOT impressed by money, social status, or job title. I am impressed by the way someone treats other human beings.

Money, Power, and Answer: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Going against the entire class and getting the answer correct

Birthday, Tumblr, and Blog: When you realize it's Tony Stark's birthday today but no one is celebrating SHIELD TSER rm 987-65-4320 M 05/29/1970 DOB STATUS ACTIVE-ADVISER 39 CLIFFSIDE DRIVE PREVIOUS ADDRESS: MALIBU, CA 56677 a e Sad Repulsor Noise* srsfunny:Very Sad Indeed

srsfunny:Very Sad Indeed

Pokemon, Target, and Tumblr: stargazing-dragon: catwithbenefits: j4d3d-dr4gon: as-warm-as-choco: by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217 How? 🐠🐱 You know how your cat always seems to stare off into space? Turns all they’ve been looking at Pokemon all this time. Only now has Niantic given us the technology to see them, too. Spell Niantic wrong and it’s Nyantic… Our cat overlords have given us this gift

stargazing-dragon: catwithbenefits: j4d3d-dr4gon: as-warm-as-choco: by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217 How? 🐠🐱 Y...

School, How To, and Wiki: wiki How How to Increase Your Social Status at School Assert your dominance. T-posing will let 1 other students know you are superior.

Christmas, Crush, and Facebook: 1d I saw this on Facebook captioned l think someone has a crush on our Christmas decoration' and I felt Twitter needed to see awesomacious: Mission: Soulmate, Status: Acquired

awesomacious: Mission: Soulmate, Status: Acquired

Pizza, Que, and Sem: parabéns aos jovens que conseguem fumar um narguilé sem postar nos status ou ir pra um baile sem gravar e dizer "sextouuu sabadouuu hoje é nois" ou até mesmo comer uma pizza sem postar nos status "HOJE É DIAAAA!" só falta dar o cu e postar nos status também, pas

Girl, Start A, and Right: Start a Conversation With a Girl: 'Status report' Hi akipjes X The only right way

The only right way

Netflix, Good, and Movie: Nathan W. Pyle . @nathanwpyle some Netflix error messages I could use NETFLIXNETFLIX YOU JUST FINISHED SEASON 2. Based on your recent relationship status change, now is not a good time for this title. Quality of episodes is wildly inconsistent from this point on. NETFLIX NETFLIX current time: Be honest. You TIME'S UP. 238 cannot handle a We're choosing for you. scary movie right now s minutes Honestly

Honestly

Target, Tumblr, and Twitter: electric-firefly: {x} | Artist: 키모아 | Permission to Post ※ Reblog, Do Not Repost. Please fav/retweet the artist's work!

electric-firefly: {x} | Artist: 키모아 | Permission to Post ※ Reblog, Do Not Repost. Please fav/retweet the artist's work!

Friends, Twitter, and Whole Foods: Colleen Shalby @CShalby Follow Reminder: It's legal in California to break into a hot car to save a dog if you alert authorities first Los Angeles Times@latimes Welcome to the heat wave, Los Angeles. Downtown could break a 131-year-old heat record on Saturday, forecasters say lat.ms/2sUFKSO 5:29 PM-7 Jul 2017 192 Retweets 228 Likes毸團0 .04 Ira Madison III @ira Follow I'll let my white friends do that Colleen Shalby@CShalby Reminder: It's legal in California to break into a hot car to save a dog if you alert authorities first twitter.com/latimes/status 7:21 PM-7 Jul 2017 1,306 Retweets 5,190 Likes Hannah Reynolds @DrDoctorHannah Followv Replying to @ira As a veterinary professional, I hate this attitude 7:38 PM-7 Jul 2017 10 Retweets 16 Likes Ira Madison III @ira Follow Girl as a black man, I hate the fact that I will get shot in the Whole Foods parking lot Hannah Reynolds @DrDoctorHannah Replying to @ira As a veterinary professional, I hate this attitude. 7:39 PM-7 Jul 2017 621 Retweets 3,470 Likes

Irl, Me IRL, and 10 Years: Oh you gotta be shitting me. My status updates from 10,years ago Me_irl

Me_irl

Marriage, Twitter, and Ice Cream: smerobin @smerobin My husband just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage. restraining order status (credit & consent: Smerobin on twitter)

restraining order status (credit

Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and.. She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the... I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "l'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed funny.C awesomacious: A greatly written story

awesomacious: A greatly written story

Fucking, Tumblr, and Twitter: heaven4d: Sol Koroleva 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓇 @soldatsothttps://twitter.com/soldatsot/status/1123606012060098561 Fucking gorgeous 😍

heaven4d: Sol Koroleva 𝓈𝒽𝑒𝓇 @soldatsothttps://twitter.com/soldatsot/status/1123606012060098561 Fucking gorgeous 😍

Christmas, Crush, and Facebook: 1d I saw this on Facebook captioned l think someone has a crush on our Christmas decoration' and I felt Twitter needed to see Mission: Soulmate, Status: Acquired

Mission: Soulmate, Status: Acquired

Pt-Br (Brazilian Portuguese), International, and Numa: STATUS ESPERANDO ANSIOSAMENTE PRAIR NUMA FESTINHA JUNINA

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