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Dick Pics, Run, and Tinder: Today I learned that being a sperm donor has a minimum height requirement General Sperm Donor Requirements Expand All How strict is your height requirement? Applicants should be at least 5'8". If you feel that you are an otherwise excellent candidate, and Amazing how something like a sperm bank can be run by an average tinder girl Wonder if they request dick pics

Dick Pics, Run, and Tinder: Today I learned that being a sperm donor
has a minimum height requirement
General Sperm Donor Requirements
Expand All
How strict is your height requirement?
Applicants should be at least 5'8". If you feel that you are an otherwise excellent candidate, and
Amazing how something like a sperm
bank can be run by an average tinder girl
Wonder if they request dick pics

Dick Pics, Run, and Tinder: Today I learned that being a sperm donor
has a minimum height requirement
General Sperm Donor Requirements
Expand All
How strict is your height requirement?
Applicants should be at least 5'8". If you feel that you are an otherwise excellent candidate, and
Amazing how something like a sperm
bank can be run by an average tinder girl
Wonder if they request dick pics

Wonder if they request dick pics

Information, Single, and Dna: A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,500 terabytes. that's really hard to swallow 5h 30 likes Reply SPEECH 100 He is speaking the language of the gods

Information, Single, and Dna: A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA
information in it. That means an average
ejaculation represents a data transfer
of 1,500 terabytes.
that's really hard to
swallow
5h 30 likes Reply
SPEECH 100
He is speaking the language of the gods

Information, Single, and Dna: A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA
information in it. That means an average
ejaculation represents a data transfer
of 1,500 terabytes.
that's really hard to
swallow
5h 30 likes Reply
SPEECH 100
He is speaking the language of the gods

He is speaking the language of the gods

Dank, Memes, and Target: A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means an average ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,500 terabytes. that's really hard to swallow 5h 30 likes Reply SPEECH 100 He is speaking the language of the gods by Syk3s_2342 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA
information in it. That means an average
ejaculation represents a data transfer
of 1,500 terabytes.
that's really hard to
swallow
5h 30 likes Reply
SPEECH 100
He is speaking the language of the gods by Syk3s_2342
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA
information in it. That means an average
ejaculation represents a data transfer
of 1,500 terabytes.
that's really hard to
swallow
5h 30 likes Reply
SPEECH 100
He is speaking the language of the gods by Syk3s_2342
MORE MEMES

He is speaking the language of the gods by Syk3s_2342 MORE MEMES

Fucking, Nasty, and Sex: What's the worst thing that's happened during sex Here's mine: So I was choking on some dick (I'm the romantic type) and he was holding my face all the way down cause I'm nasty like that I kept trying to pull off but he was like "I'm cumming" but this fool didn't know I had to sneeze like right NOW. So he cums and sneeze simultaneously and out of my nose shoots his load back onto him like I'm some fucking sperm dragon and I almost bit his dick off You and 1.2K others 334 Comments Haha Comment TI1 8 What the f**k

Fucking, Nasty, and Sex: What's the worst thing that's happened
during sex
Here's mine:
So I was choking on some dick (I'm the
romantic type) and he was holding my
face all the way down cause I'm nasty
like that I kept trying to pull off but he was
like "I'm cumming" but this fool didn't
know I had to sneeze like right NOW. So
he cums and sneeze simultaneously
and out of my nose shoots his load back
onto him like I'm some fucking sperm
dragon and I almost bit his dick off
You and 1.2K others
334 Comments
Haha
Comment
TI1
8
What the f**k

Fucking, Nasty, and Sex: What's the worst thing that's happened
during sex
Here's mine:
So I was choking on some dick (I'm the
romantic type) and he was holding my
face all the way down cause I'm nasty
like that I kept trying to pull off but he was
like "I'm cumming" but this fool didn't
know I had to sneeze like right NOW. So
he cums and sneeze simultaneously
and out of my nose shoots his load back
onto him like I'm some fucking sperm
dragon and I almost bit his dick off
You and 1.2K others
334 Comments
Haha
Comment
TI1
8
What the f**k

What the f**k

Windows, Job, and Rubber: Sperm just trying to do its job: We’ve replaced the windows with rubber

Windows, Job, and Rubber: Sperm just trying
to do its job:
We’ve replaced the windows with rubber

Windows, Job, and Rubber: Sperm just trying
to do its job:
We’ve replaced the windows with rubber

We’ve replaced the windows with rubber

Girl, All The, and Boys: girl in class :eww that tasted like sperm everybody: She’s popular with all the boys

Girl, All The, and Boys: girl in class :eww that
tasted like sperm
everybody:
She’s popular with all the boys

Girl, All The, and Boys: girl in class :eww that
tasted like sperm
everybody:
She’s popular with all the boys

She’s popular with all the boys

Sex, Thank You, and Pregnancy: Alexandraah! Erin @alexandraerin The reason sex with a vampire doesn't usually result in pregnancy isn't because their sperm is dead, it's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation. Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk. 10/4/18, 10:07 AM meirl

Sex, Thank You, and Pregnancy: Alexandraah! Erin
@alexandraerin
The reason sex with a vampire doesn't
usually result in pregnancy isn't because
their sperm is dead, it's because the
vampire can't come inside without an
invitation.
Thank you for coming to my HaunTED
Talk.
10/4/18, 10:07 AM
meirl

Sex, Thank You, and Pregnancy: Alexandraah! Erin
@alexandraerin
The reason sex with a vampire doesn't
usually result in pregnancy isn't because
their sperm is dead, it's because the
vampire can't come inside without an
invitation.
Thank you for coming to my HaunTED
Talk.
10/4/18, 10:07 AM
meirl

meirl

Dank, Memes, and Sex: Alexandraah! Erin @alexandraerin The reason sex with a vampire doesn't usually result in pregnancy isn't because their sperm is dead, it's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation. Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk. 10/4/18, 10:07 AM meirl by ChromoTec MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Sex: Alexandraah! Erin
@alexandraerin
The reason sex with a vampire doesn't
usually result in pregnancy isn't because
their sperm is dead, it's because the
vampire can't come inside without an
invitation.
Thank you for coming to my HaunTED
Talk.
10/4/18, 10:07 AM
meirl by ChromoTec
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Sex: Alexandraah! Erin
@alexandraerin
The reason sex with a vampire doesn't
usually result in pregnancy isn't because
their sperm is dead, it's because the
vampire can't come inside without an
invitation.
Thank you for coming to my HaunTED
Talk.
10/4/18, 10:07 AM
meirl by ChromoTec
MORE MEMES

meirl by ChromoTec MORE MEMES

Dating, Gif, and Tinder: NO 80% 11:52 Emily Today 11:40 BIO Perks of dating 0M the me: you'll be hot one Why did the sperm cross the road? No idea? Cos I put on the wrong socks this morning I won't lie, I don't get it Type a message... GIF G GIF 3 2 5 6 7 4 Q'WE R T Y U Io' P O A SDF GH J K L ZXCV в NM х ?123 The state of Swindon Tinder. Her bio was “tell me a joke”

Dating, Gif, and Tinder: NO 80%
11:52
Emily
Today 11:40
BIO
Perks of dating
0M
the
me: you'll be
hot one
Why did the sperm cross the road?
No idea?
Cos I put on the wrong socks
this morning
I won't lie, I don't get it
Type a message...
GIF
G
GIF
3
2
5
6
7
4
Q'WE R T Y U Io' P
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ZXCV в NM
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The state of Swindon Tinder. Her bio was “tell me a joke”

Dating, Gif, and Tinder: NO 80%
11:52
Emily
Today 11:40
BIO
Perks of dating
0M
the
me: you'll be
hot one
Why did the sperm cross the road?
No idea?
Cos I put on the wrong socks
this morning
I won't lie, I don't get it
Type a message...
GIF
G
GIF
3
2
5
6
7
4
Q'WE R T Y U Io' P
O
A SDF GH J K L
ZXCV в NM
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The state of Swindon Tinder. Her bio was “tell me a joke”

The state of Swindon Tinder. Her bio was “tell me a joke”

Flower, Sperm, and Pollen: POLLEN FLOWER SPERM An interesting title

Flower, Sperm, and Pollen: POLLEN
FLOWER
SPERM
An interesting title

Flower, Sperm, and Pollen: POLLEN
FLOWER
SPERM
An interesting title

An interesting title

Life, Pro, and Murder: EJACULATION STANDW PST EAMLIFE IS MURDER Pro-Lifers Declare "Ejaculation Is Murder: Every Sperm Cell Is A Life" straightstoned.com Oh boy, here I go killing again! Slaughter your returns with maxed out profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Oebl01

Life, Pro, and Murder: EJACULATION
STANDW
PST
EAMLIFE
IS
MURDER
Pro-Lifers Declare "Ejaculation Is Murder: Every
Sperm Cell Is A Life"
straightstoned.com
Oh boy, here I go killing again!
Slaughter your returns with maxed out profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Oebl01

Life, Pro, and Murder: EJACULATION
STANDW
PST
EAMLIFE
IS
MURDER
Pro-Lifers Declare "Ejaculation Is Murder: Every
Sperm Cell Is A Life"
straightstoned.com
Oh boy, here I go killing again!
Slaughter your returns with maxed out profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Oebl01

Slaughter your returns with maxed out profits! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Oebl01

God, Best, and Home: 27m Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't billions of microscopic sperm cells but it was just one big sperm cell and everytime you jacked off you had to kill it before it squirmed too far Give Award Share 29 Comments SORT BY BEST Single comment thread. View all comments 100 points 4 hours ago Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and fat you can eat it. God: "eAT THE EDICK Every day we stray further and further from God

God, Best, and Home: 27m
Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't
billions of microscopic sperm cells
but it was just one big sperm cell
and everytime you jacked off you
had to kill it before it squirmed too
far
Give Award
Share
29 Comments
SORT BY BEST
Single comment thread. View all comments
100 points
4 hours ago
Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and
take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail
wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and
fat you can eat it.
God:
"eAT THE
EDICK
Every day we stray further and further from God

God, Best, and Home: 27m
Bro imagine if ejaculation wasn't
billions of microscopic sperm cells
but it was just one big sperm cell
and everytime you jacked off you
had to kill it before it squirmed too
far
Give Award
Share
29 Comments
SORT BY BEST
Single comment thread. View all comments
100 points
4 hours ago
Why would you have to kill it? Can't you just pick it up, feed it and
take care of it, it'll greet you when you get home with its little tail
wagging, cuddle you when there's thunder. Then once it's nice and
fat you can eat it.
God:
"eAT THE
EDICK
Every day we stray further and further from God

Every day we stray further and further from God

Memes, Lying, and 🤖: I can't believe one tiny sperm can grow into one big lying a s n-gga

Memes, Lying, and 🤖: I can't believe one
tiny sperm can
grow into one big
lying a s n-gga

Memes, Lying, and 🤖: I can't believe one
tiny sperm can
grow into one big
lying a s n-gga

Ass, Iphone, and Twitter: faith @faiththegemini I can't believe one tiny sperm can grow into one big broke ass nigga 8:04 PM 12 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone 7,805 Retweets 27.1K Likes I spy not even one lie here…

Ass, Iphone, and Twitter: faith
@faiththegemini
I can't believe one tiny sperm can
grow into one big broke ass nigga
8:04 PM 12 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
7,805 Retweets 27.1K Likes
I spy not even one lie here…

Ass, Iphone, and Twitter: faith
@faiththegemini
I can't believe one tiny sperm can
grow into one big broke ass nigga
8:04 PM 12 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
7,805 Retweets 27.1K Likes
I spy not even one lie here…

I spy not even one lie here…

Child Support, Wtf, and Lesbian: www.thesun.co.uk Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child support It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything. ifunny.co Wtf

Child Support, Wtf, and Lesbian: www.thesun.co.uk
Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child
support
It was time for Thomas to leave.
He had seen everything.
ifunny.co
Wtf

Child Support, Wtf, and Lesbian: www.thesun.co.uk
Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child
support
It was time for Thomas to leave.
He had seen everything.
ifunny.co
Wtf

Wtf

Definitely, New York, and School: ACTUAL TEACHER COMMENTS THESE ARE ACTUAL COMMENTS MADE ON STUDENTS' REPORT CARDS BY TEACHERS IN THE NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM. ALL TEACHERS WERE REPRIMANDED. 1. SINCE MY LAST REPORT, YOUR CHILD HAS REACHED ROCK BOTTOM AND HAS STARTED TO DIG. 2. I WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS STUDENT TO BREED. 3. YOUR CHILD HAS DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY 4. YOUR SON IS DEPRIVING A VILLAGE SOME WHERE OF AN "IDIOT" 5. YOUR SON SETS LOW PERSONAL STANDARDS, AND THEN CONSISTENTLY FAILS TO ACHIEVE THEM. 6. THE STUDENT HAS A "FULL SIX-PACK" BUT LACKS THE PLASTIC THING TO HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER 7. THIS CHILD HAS BEEN WORKING WITH GLUE TOO MUCH 8. WHEN YOUR DAUGHTERS IQ REACHES 50, SHE SHOULD SELL 9. THE GATES ARE DOWN, THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING, BUT THE TRAIN ISN'T COMING 10. IF THIS STUDENT WERE ANYMORE STUPID, HE'D HAVE TO BE WATERED TWICE A WEEK. 11. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THE SPERM THAT CREATED THIS CHILD, BEAT OUT 1,000,000 OTHERS 12. THE WHEEL IS TURNING, BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEFINITELY DEAD. webfail.com Hilarious teacher comments.

Definitely, New York, and School: ACTUAL TEACHER COMMENTS
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMMENTS MADE ON
STUDENTS' REPORT CARDS BY TEACHERS IN THE NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC
SCHOOL SYSTEM. ALL TEACHERS WERE REPRIMANDED.
1. SINCE MY LAST REPORT, YOUR CHILD HAS REACHED ROCK BOTTOM AND HAS
STARTED TO DIG.
2. I WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS STUDENT TO BREED.
3. YOUR CHILD HAS DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY
4. YOUR SON IS DEPRIVING A VILLAGE SOME WHERE OF AN "IDIOT"
5. YOUR SON SETS LOW PERSONAL STANDARDS, AND THEN CONSISTENTLY FAILS
TO ACHIEVE THEM.
6. THE STUDENT HAS A "FULL SIX-PACK" BUT LACKS THE PLASTIC THING TO HOLD
IT ALL TOGETHER
7. THIS CHILD HAS BEEN WORKING WITH GLUE TOO MUCH
8. WHEN YOUR DAUGHTERS IQ REACHES 50, SHE SHOULD SELL
9. THE GATES ARE DOWN, THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING, BUT THE TRAIN ISN'T
COMING
10. IF THIS STUDENT WERE ANYMORE STUPID, HE'D HAVE TO BE WATERED
TWICE A WEEK.
11. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THE SPERM THAT CREATED THIS CHILD, BEAT
OUT 1,000,000 OTHERS
12. THE WHEEL IS TURNING, BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEFINITELY DEAD.
webfail.com
Hilarious teacher comments.

Definitely, New York, and School: ACTUAL TEACHER COMMENTS
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMMENTS MADE ON
STUDENTS' REPORT CARDS BY TEACHERS IN THE NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC
SCHOOL SYSTEM. ALL TEACHERS WERE REPRIMANDED.
1. SINCE MY LAST REPORT, YOUR CHILD HAS REACHED ROCK BOTTOM AND HAS
STARTED TO DIG.
2. I WOULD NOT ALLOW THIS STUDENT TO BREED.
3. YOUR CHILD HAS DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY
4. YOUR SON IS DEPRIVING A VILLAGE SOME WHERE OF AN "IDIOT"
5. YOUR SON SETS LOW PERSONAL STANDARDS, AND THEN CONSISTENTLY FAILS
TO ACHIEVE THEM.
6. THE STUDENT HAS A "FULL SIX-PACK" BUT LACKS THE PLASTIC THING TO HOLD
IT ALL TOGETHER
7. THIS CHILD HAS BEEN WORKING WITH GLUE TOO MUCH
8. WHEN YOUR DAUGHTERS IQ REACHES 50, SHE SHOULD SELL
9. THE GATES ARE DOWN, THE LIGHTS ARE FLASHING, BUT THE TRAIN ISN'T
COMING
10. IF THIS STUDENT WERE ANYMORE STUPID, HE'D HAVE TO BE WATERED
TWICE A WEEK.
11. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE THE SPERM THAT CREATED THIS CHILD, BEAT
OUT 1,000,000 OTHERS
12. THE WHEEL IS TURNING, BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEFINITELY DEAD.
webfail.com
Hilarious teacher comments.

Hilarious teacher comments.

Fire, Best, and Best Comments: In a way, your body is just advertisement for your sperm/egg 1.0k 31 Share BEST COMMENTS 7h Fire my marketing department. Reply 443

Fire, Best, and Best Comments: In a way, your body is just advertisement
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Fire, Best, and Best Comments: In a way, your body is just advertisement for your sperm/egg 1.0k 31 Share BEST COMMENTS 7h Fire my marketing department. Reply 443

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Information, MeIRL, and Single: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB Error Code: 2016-0601 Corrupted data was found. OK imgflip.com meirl

Information, MeIRL, and Single: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information
in it. That means that a normal ejaculation
represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB
Error Code: 2016-0601
Corrupted data was found.
OK
imgflip.com
meirl

Information, MeIRL, and Single: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information
in it. That means that a normal ejaculation
represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB
Error Code: 2016-0601
Corrupted data was found.
OK
imgflip.com
meirl

meirl

Dank, Memes, and Target: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB Error Code 2016-0601 Corrupted data was found. OK imgflip.com meirl by crashdaddy MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information
in it. That means that a normal ejaculation
represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB
Error Code 2016-0601
Corrupted data was found.
OK
imgflip.com
meirl by crashdaddy
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information
in it. That means that a normal ejaculation
represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB
Error Code 2016-0601
Corrupted data was found.
OK
imgflip.com
meirl by crashdaddy
MORE MEMES

meirl by crashdaddy MORE MEMES

Gif, Chevy, and Germany: snona 21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm What the hell are we doing to this planet!! So ashamed to be human right now EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany, Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts Like Share Comment and 6 others Cath Kevin Mauch Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer? Asking for a friend. Just now Like Reply Write a comment... GIF Delivered iMessage 30 Asking for a friend

Gif, Chevy, and Germany: snona
21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm
What the hell are we doing to this planet!!
So ashamed to be human right now
EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany,
Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts
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Cath
Kevin Mauch
Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer?
Asking for a friend.
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GIF
Delivered
iMessage
30
Asking for a friend

Gif, Chevy, and Germany: snona
21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm
What the hell are we doing to this planet!!
So ashamed to be human right now
EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany,
Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts
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Comment
and 6 others
Cath
Kevin Mauch
Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer?
Asking for a friend.
Just now Like Reply
Write a comment...
GIF
Delivered
iMessage
30
Asking for a friend

Asking for a friend

Dank, Gif, and Memes: snona 21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm What the hell are we doing to this planet!! So ashamed to be human right now EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany, Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts Like Share Comment and 6 others Cath Kevin Mauch Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer? Asking for a friend. Just now Like Reply Write a comment... GIF Delivered iMessage 30 Asking for a friend by montero65 MORE MEMES

Dank, Gif, and Memes: snona
21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm
What the hell are we doing to this planet!!
So ashamed to be human right now
EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany,
Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts
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Comment
and 6 others
Cath
Kevin Mauch
Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer?
Asking for a friend.
Just now Like Reply
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GIF
Delivered
iMessage
30
Asking for a friend by montero65
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Dank, Gif, and Memes: snona
21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm
What the hell are we doing to this planet!!
So ashamed to be human right now
EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany,
Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts
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Comment
and 6 others
Cath
Kevin Mauch
Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer?
Asking for a friend.
Just now Like Reply
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Delivered
iMessage
30
Asking for a friend by montero65
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Asking for a friend by montero65 MORE MEMES

Gif, Memes, and Chevy: snona 21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm What the hell are we doing to this planet!! So ashamed to be human right now EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany, Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts Like Share Comment and 6 others Cath Kevin Mauch Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer? Asking for a friend. Just now Like Reply Write a comment... GIF Delivered iMessage 30 Asking for a friend via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OymYRo

Gif, Memes, and Chevy: snona
21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm
What the hell are we doing to this planet!!
So ashamed to be human right now
EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany,
Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts
Like
Share
Comment
and 6 others
Cath
Kevin Mauch
Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer?
Asking for a friend.
Just now Like Reply
Write a comment...
GIF
Delivered
iMessage
30
Asking for a friend via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OymYRo

Gif, Memes, and Chevy: snona
21 Jun. 2017 at 8:25pm
What the hell are we doing to this planet!!
So ashamed to be human right now
EXPAND-YOUR-CONSCIOUSNESS.COM
Sperm Whales Found Dead In Germany,
Stomachs FULL Of Plastic And Car Parts
Like
Share
Comment
and 6 others
Cath
Kevin Mauch
Any parts for a 2003 Chevy Blazer?
Asking for a friend.
Just now Like Reply
Write a comment...
GIF
Delivered
iMessage
30
Asking for a friend via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OymYRo

Asking for a friend via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OymYRo

Child Support, Dank, and Memes: www.thesun.co.uk Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child support 5 It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything. Time to leave by Mark-Tom MORE MEMES

Child Support, Dank, and Memes: www.thesun.co.uk
Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child
support
5
It was time for Thomas to leave.
He had seen everything.
Time to leave by Mark-Tom
MORE MEMES

Child Support, Dank, and Memes: www.thesun.co.uk
Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child
support
5
It was time for Thomas to leave.
He had seen everything.
Time to leave by Mark-Tom
MORE MEMES

Time to leave by Mark-Tom MORE MEMES

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Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child
support
5
It was time for Thomas to leave.
He had seen everything.
Time to leave via /r/memes https://ift.tt/3187kgP

Child Support, Memes, and Lesbian: www.thesun.co.uk
Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child
support
5
It was time for Thomas to leave.
He had seen everything.
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Child Support, Lesbian, and Time: www.thesun.co.uk Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child support 5 It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything. Time to leave

Child Support, Lesbian, and Time: www.thesun.co.uk
Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child
support
5
It was time for Thomas to leave.
He had seen everything.
Time to leave

Child Support, Lesbian, and Time: www.thesun.co.uk
Feminist lesbian couple sues sperm donor to pay child
support
5
It was time for Thomas to leave.
He had seen everything.
Time to leave

Time to leave

Ass, Life, and Roast: We can now create life without the need for sperm or eggs DREW @yalljust_myfans Imagine being born this way then getting in a roast session in grade school. "Tommy I KNOW yo artificial ass ain't talkin! How you get made in a whole lab and still ugly?"

Ass, Life, and Roast: We can now create life without the
need for sperm or eggs
DREW
@yalljust_myfans
Imagine being born this way then
getting in a roast session in grade
school.
"Tommy I KNOW yo artificial ass ain't
talkin! How you get made in a whole lab
and still ugly?"

Ass, Life, and Roast: We can now create life without the
need for sperm or eggs
DREW
@yalljust_myfans
Imagine being born this way then
getting in a roast session in grade
school.
"Tommy I KNOW yo artificial ass ain't
talkin! How you get made in a whole lab
and still ugly?"

Supreme, Flower, and Yes: Ah, yes enslaved flower sperm Supreme

Supreme, Flower, and Yes: Ah, yes
enslaved flower sperm
Supreme

Supreme, Flower, and Yes: Ah, yes
enslaved flower sperm
Supreme

Supreme

Aww, Moms, and Pregnant: OO@letshawnrise 21h can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant? 87 87 aidan Retweeted @normanisbeyonce @letshawnrise i think so, it has something do to with photosynthesis 12/2/15, 10:35 PM 55 RETWEETS 52 LIKES 21h @letshawnrise @normanisbeyonce that explains it, no wonder my moms getting so big 37 23 21h @normanisbeyonce aletshawnrise aww haha:) but yeah the baby basically collects the sperm and a new embryo sprouts inside of it and photosynthesis happens 43 26 21h @normanisbeyonce @letshawnrise it's a long concept, dm me. i should be an archeologist for knowing all of this shit 34

Aww, Moms, and Pregnant: OO@letshawnrise
21h
can your baby get pregnant if you have
sex while pregnant?
87
87
aidan Retweeted
@normanisbeyonce
@letshawnrise i think so, it has
something do to with photosynthesis
12/2/15, 10:35 PM
55 RETWEETS 52 LIKES

21h
@letshawnrise
@normanisbeyonce that explains it, no
wonder my moms getting so big
37
23
21h
@normanisbeyonce
aletshawnrise aww haha:) but yeah the
baby basically collects the sperm and a
new embryo sprouts inside of it and
photosynthesis happens
43
26
21h
@normanisbeyonce
@letshawnrise it's a long concept, dm
me. i should be an archeologist for
knowing all of this shit
34

Aww, Moms, and Pregnant: OO@letshawnrise
21h
can your baby get pregnant if you have
sex while pregnant?
87
87
aidan Retweeted
@normanisbeyonce
@letshawnrise i think so, it has
something do to with photosynthesis
12/2/15, 10:35 PM
55 RETWEETS 52 LIKES

21h
@letshawnrise
@normanisbeyonce that explains it, no
wonder my moms getting so big
37
23
21h
@normanisbeyonce
aletshawnrise aww haha:) but yeah the
baby basically collects the sperm and a
new embryo sprouts inside of it and
photosynthesis happens
43
26
21h
@normanisbeyonce
@letshawnrise it's a long concept, dm
me. i should be an archeologist for
knowing all of this shit
34

Drinking, Lost, and Bank: (6 Alison, 18 Northeastern University 103 miles away i got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job My Apthem X Billions of lives lost because of her

Drinking, Lost, and Bank: (6
Alison, 18
Northeastern University
103 miles away
i got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on
the job
My Apthem
X
Billions of lives lost because of her

Drinking, Lost, and Bank: (6
Alison, 18
Northeastern University
103 miles away
i got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on
the job
My Apthem
X
Billions of lives lost because of her

Billions of lives lost because of her

Bitch, Dumb, and Amazing: @pingpongchow Isn't it amazing how one tiny egg and one tiny sperm can make one big fat dumb bitch

Bitch, Dumb, and Amazing: @pingpongchow
Isn't it amazing how one tiny egg and
one tiny sperm can make one big fat
dumb bitch

Bitch, Dumb, and Amazing: @pingpongchow
Isn't it amazing how one tiny egg and
one tiny sperm can make one big fat
dumb bitch

Time, Watch, and Single: When you ask someone for the time and they reply time to get a watch: Edgeworth You are not a clown. You are the entire circus. A single sperm cell holds approximately 37.5 mb of data

Time, Watch, and Single: When you ask someone
for the time and they reply
time to get a watch:
Edgeworth
You are not a clown. You are the entire
circus.
A single sperm cell holds approximately 37.5 mb of data

Time, Watch, and Single: When you ask someone
for the time and they reply
time to get a watch:
Edgeworth
You are not a clown. You are the entire
circus.
A single sperm cell holds approximately 37.5 mb of data

A single sperm cell holds approximately 37.5 mb of data

Information, Single, and Dna: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB zander @finah that's a lot of information to swallow

Information, Single, and Dna: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA
information in it. That means that a
normal ejaculation represents a data
transfer of 1,587.5TB
zander
@finah
that's a lot of information to swallow

Information, Single, and Dna: A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA
information in it. That means that a
normal ejaculation represents a data
transfer of 1,587.5TB
zander
@finah
that's a lot of information to swallow

Bitch, Dumb, and Amazing: @pingpongchow Isn't it amazing how one tiny egg and one tiny sperm can make one big fat dumb bitch

Bitch, Dumb, and Amazing: @pingpongchow
Isn't it amazing how one tiny egg and
one tiny sperm can make one big fat
dumb bitch

Bitch, Dumb, and Amazing: @pingpongchow
Isn't it amazing how one tiny egg and
one tiny sperm can make one big fat
dumb bitch

Ass, Dad, and Drunk: 1:33 lLTE Matt 24 Patient Transporter at Mercy Health Grand Valley State University 1 mile away "Average in bed and in the pants." - my ex girlfriend "Type of dude that gets drunk off of one strawberita." -close friend "Didn't give me an orgasm, but also didn't give me an STD." - some girl from Tinder "Looks like he needs a big black dick in his ass." - some guy on Grindr "A waste of sperm." - my dad X Self deprecating humor at its finest

Ass, Dad, and Drunk: 1:33
lLTE
Matt 24
Patient Transporter at Mercy Health
Grand Valley State University
1 mile away
"Average in bed and in the pants." - my ex
girlfriend
"Type of dude that gets drunk off of one
strawberita." -close friend
"Didn't give me an orgasm, but also didn't
give me an STD." - some girl from Tinder
"Looks like he needs a big black dick in
his ass."
- some guy on Grindr
"A waste of sperm." - my dad
X
Self deprecating humor at its finest

Ass, Dad, and Drunk: 1:33
lLTE
Matt 24
Patient Transporter at Mercy Health
Grand Valley State University
1 mile away
"Average in bed and in the pants." - my ex
girlfriend
"Type of dude that gets drunk off of one
strawberita." -close friend
"Didn't give me an orgasm, but also didn't
give me an STD." - some girl from Tinder
"Looks like he needs a big black dick in
his ass."
- some guy on Grindr
"A waste of sperm." - my dad
X
Self deprecating humor at its finest

Self deprecating humor at its finest

Fathers Day, Memes, and Work: Happy Father's Day to the sperm donor who graciously let Mom take all the credit... and do all the work herself.. your e cards someecards.com

Fathers Day, Memes, and Work: Happy Father's Day to the
sperm donor who
graciously let Mom
take all the credit...
and do all the
work herself..
your e cards
someecards.com

Fathers Day, Memes, and Work: Happy Father's Day to the
sperm donor who
graciously let Mom
take all the credit...
and do all the
work herself..
your e cards
someecards.com

Ihop, Bank, and Happy: So, Jan, 've donated sperm. Yes, I did. you went to a sperm bank? Well this is a highly exclusive establishment. Maybe I'm the father. Oh. Next to the IHOP? SD 10 Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s finest

Ihop, Bank, and Happy: So, Jan,
've donated sperm.
Yes, I did.
you went to a sperm bank?
Well this is a highly
exclusive establishment.
Maybe I'm the father.
Oh.
Next to the IHOP?
SD
10
Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s finest

Ihop, Bank, and Happy: So, Jan,
've donated sperm.
Yes, I did.
you went to a sperm bank?
Well this is a highly
exclusive establishment.
Maybe I'm the father.
Oh.
Next to the IHOP?
SD
10
Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s finest

Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s finest

Cross, Guess, and The Road: YOU MATCHED WITH DARREN ON 1/29/19 Why did the sperm cross the road? Ok I'm intrigued Why Sent Because I put the wrong socks on this morning I guess thats one way to go about introducing yourself

Cross, Guess, and The Road: YOU MATCHED WITH DARREN ON 1/29/19
Why did the sperm cross the
road?
Ok I'm intrigued
Why
Sent
Because I put the wrong socks
on this morning
I guess thats one way to go about introducing yourself

Cross, Guess, and The Road: YOU MATCHED WITH DARREN ON 1/29/19
Why did the sperm cross the
road?
Ok I'm intrigued
Why
Sent
Because I put the wrong socks
on this morning
I guess thats one way to go about introducing yourself

I guess thats one way to go about introducing yourself

Fucking, Shit, and Emma: emma @emmachamberlain i miss being a fucking sperm egg embryo lump i didnt have to do shit 1/8/19, 2:26 PM 3,591 RETWEETS 21.9K LIKES

Fucking, Shit, and Emma: emma
@emmachamberlain
i miss being a fucking sperm egg embryo
lump i didnt have to do shit
1/8/19, 2:26 PM
3,591 RETWEETS 21.9K LIKES

Fucking, Shit, and Emma: emma
@emmachamberlain
i miss being a fucking sperm egg embryo
lump i didnt have to do shit
1/8/19, 2:26 PM
3,591 RETWEETS 21.9K LIKES

Memes, Sperm, and You: when you realize you were the only sperm out of thousands to survive so you could sit and look at memes very Tucl

Memes, Sperm, and You: when you realize you were the
only sperm out of thousands
to survive so you could sit and
look at memes
very Tucl

Memes, Sperm, and You: when you realize you were the
only sperm out of thousands
to survive so you could sit and
look at memes
very Tucl

Dank, Dumb, and Iphone: @notkelly_ EJACULATION IS MURDER Unless having consensual unprotected sex, men should not be ejaculating Every sperm has the potential to become a child and MEN are TAKING THAT CHANCE AT LIFE away from these innocent babies 7:48 PM 5/10/19 Twitter for iPhone 32K Retweets 93.9K Likes k @notkelly_.1d this how fkn dumb y'all sound 23 7,834 972 They had us in the first half, not gonna lie by Bryce_Neel1677 MORE MEMES

Dank, Dumb, and Iphone: @notkelly_
EJACULATION IS MURDER
Unless having consensual unprotected
sex, men should not be ejaculating
Every sperm has the potential to
become a child and MEN are TAKING
THAT CHANCE AT LIFE away from
these innocent babies
7:48 PM 5/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
32K Retweets 93.9K Likes
k @notkelly_.1d
this how fkn dumb y'all sound
23
7,834
972
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie by Bryce_Neel1677
MORE MEMES

Dank, Dumb, and Iphone: @notkelly_
EJACULATION IS MURDER
Unless having consensual unprotected
sex, men should not be ejaculating
Every sperm has the potential to
become a child and MEN are TAKING
THAT CHANCE AT LIFE away from
these innocent babies
7:48 PM 5/10/19 Twitter for iPhone
32K Retweets 93.9K Likes
k @notkelly_.1d
this how fkn dumb y'all sound
23
7,834
972
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie by Bryce_Neel1677
MORE MEMES

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie by Bryce_Neel1677 MORE MEMES

Fucking, Shit, and Emma: emma @emmachamberlain i miss being a fucking sperm egg embryo lump i didnt have to do shit 1/8/19, 2:26 PM 3,591 RETWEETS 21.9K LIKES

Fucking, Shit, and Emma: emma
@emmachamberlain
i miss being a fucking sperm egg embryo
lump i didnt have to do shit
1/8/19, 2:26 PM
3,591 RETWEETS 21.9K LIKES

Fucking, Shit, and Emma: emma
@emmachamberlain
i miss being a fucking sperm egg embryo
lump i didnt have to do shit
1/8/19, 2:26 PM
3,591 RETWEETS 21.9K LIKES

Girls, Pregnant, and Tumblr: @JayCuervo y'all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don't? 24/01/2019, 03:21 surflver86 52min The sprem is white Reply 53 Load more replies... 0 00F 100 srsfunny:“Surflver86” you are the man my freind

Girls, Pregnant, and Tumblr: @JayCuervo
y'all niggas be unemployed
getting girls pregnant how ur
sperm work but u don't?
24/01/2019, 03:21
surflver86 52min
The sprem is white
Reply 53
Load more replies...
0
00F 100
srsfunny:“Surflver86” you are the man my freind

Girls, Pregnant, and Tumblr: @JayCuervo
y'all niggas be unemployed
getting girls pregnant how ur
sperm work but u don't?
24/01/2019, 03:21
surflver86 52min
The sprem is white
Reply 53
Load more replies...
0
00F 100
srsfunny:“Surflver86” you are the man my freind

srsfunny:“Surflver86” you are the man my freind

Sperm, Kid, and You: If you ever feel like a waste of sperm just look at this kid lei What a Waste

Sperm, Kid, and You: If you ever feel like a waste of sperm
just look at this kid
lei
What a Waste

Sperm, Kid, and You: If you ever feel like a waste of sperm
just look at this kid
lei
What a Waste

What a Waste

Girls, Pregnant, and Work: @JayCuervo y'all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don't? 24/01/2019, 03:21 surflver86 52min The sprem is white Reply 53 Load more replies... 0 00F 100 Surflver86 you are the man my freind

Girls, Pregnant, and Work: @JayCuervo
y'all niggas be unemployed
getting girls pregnant how ur
sperm work but u don't?
24/01/2019, 03:21
surflver86 52min
The sprem is white
Reply 53
Load more replies...
0
00F 100
Surflver86 you are the man my freind

Girls, Pregnant, and Work: @JayCuervo
y'all niggas be unemployed
getting girls pregnant how ur
sperm work but u don't?
24/01/2019, 03:21
surflver86 52min
The sprem is white
Reply 53
Load more replies...
0
00F 100
Surflver86 you are the man my freind

Surflver86 you are the man my freind

Dank, Girls, and Memes: @JayCuervo y'all niggas be unemployed getting girls pregnant how ur sperm work but u don't? 24/01/2019, 03:21 surflver86 52min The sprem is white Reply 53 Load more replies... 0 00F 100 Surflver86 you are the man my freind by Pietro_is_here MORE MEMES

Dank, Girls, and Memes: @JayCuervo
y'all niggas be unemployed
getting girls pregnant how ur
sperm work but u don't?
24/01/2019, 03:21
surflver86 52min
The sprem is white
Reply 53
Load more replies...
0
00F 100
Surflver86 you are the man my freind by Pietro_is_here
MORE MEMES

Dank, Girls, and Memes: @JayCuervo
y'all niggas be unemployed
getting girls pregnant how ur
sperm work but u don't?
24/01/2019, 03:21
surflver86 52min
The sprem is white
Reply 53
Load more replies...
0
00F 100
Surflver86 you are the man my freind by Pietro_is_here
MORE MEMES

Surflver86 you are the man my freind by Pietro_is_here MORE MEMES

Target, Sperm, and Counter: Countersperm20 nstant Counter target sperm. Protection .

Target, Sperm, and Counter: Countersperm20
nstant
Counter target sperm.
Protection .

Target, Sperm, and Counter: Countersperm20
nstant
Counter target sperm.
Protection .

Protection .

Dank, Shit, and True: Now here's a man who William Golding British Novelist, Playwright & Poet 1911 -1993 I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit! True story

Dank, Shit, and True: Now here's a man who
William Golding
British Novelist, Playwright & Poet
1911 -1993
I think women are foolish to
pretend they are equal to men.
They are far superior and always
have been. Whatever you give a
woman, she will make greater. If
you give her sperm, she will give
you a baby. If you give her a house,
she will give you a home. If you
give her groceries, she will give you
a meal. If you give her a smile, she
will give you her heart. She multiplies
and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be
ready to receive a ton of shit!
True story

Dank, Shit, and True: Now here's a man who
William Golding
British Novelist, Playwright & Poet
1911 -1993
I think women are foolish to
pretend they are equal to men.
They are far superior and always
have been. Whatever you give a
woman, she will make greater. If
you give her sperm, she will give
you a baby. If you give her a house,
she will give you a home. If you
give her groceries, she will give you
a meal. If you give her a smile, she
will give you her heart. She multiplies
and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be
ready to receive a ton of shit!
True story

True story

Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: Mo @MariahV Follow So today in lab we swabbed inside our mouth to see bacteria under a microscope and a girl had a WHOLE LIVE SPERM in her microscope slide 5:54 PM-28 Aug 2017 55,048 Retweets 269,382 Likes srsfunny:wait a minute….

Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: Mo
@MariahV
Follow
So today in lab we swabbed inside our
mouth to see bacteria under a microscope
and a girl had a WHOLE LIVE SPERM in her
microscope slide
5:54 PM-28 Aug 2017
55,048 Retweets 269,382 Likes
srsfunny:wait a minute….

Tumblr, Blog, and Girl: Mo
@MariahV
Follow
So today in lab we swabbed inside our
mouth to see bacteria under a microscope
and a girl had a WHOLE LIVE SPERM in her
microscope slide
5:54 PM-28 Aug 2017
55,048 Retweets 269,382 Likes
srsfunny:wait a minute….

srsfunny:wait a minute….

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: WAS THE STRONGEST AND FASTEST SPERM I CAN Do THIS YEARS AGO WOULDN'T IT HA HA YEAH BE HILARIOUS F WE LET THAT GUY WIN SLORP EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS srsfunny: I can’t do this

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: WAS THE
STRONGEST
AND FASTEST
SPERM
I CAN
Do THIS
YEARS AGO
WOULDN'T IT
HA HA
YEAH
BE HILARIOUS
F WE LET
THAT GUY
WIN
SLORP
EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS
srsfunny:

I can’t do this

Tumblr, Yeah, and Blog: WAS THE
STRONGEST
AND FASTEST
SPERM
I CAN
Do THIS
YEARS AGO
WOULDN'T IT
HA HA
YEAH
BE HILARIOUS
F WE LET
THAT GUY
WIN
SLORP
EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS
srsfunny:

I can’t do this

srsfunny: I can’t do this