✅ 25+ Best Memes About Speed

Be Like, Definitely, and Family: Suihisonian CHANNEL flicker-serthes: sebastianmichaelisthedevilwithin: wortlby2: germanamericanslavic: Colorized footage of the legendary Annie Oakley speed shooting with her Winchester rifle, November 1, 1894 “When a man hits a target, they call him a marksman. When I hit a target, they call it a trick. Never did like that much.” - Annie Oakley Idk who Annie Oakley is, but she’s so cool! Annie Oakley was. BEAST of a marksman. When she was fifteen, she went head-to-head in a shooting contest with a prize of $100, against a travelling exhibition marksman (Frank Butler). She beat him handily, and won the $100 (equivalent to over $2000 today). Please note that it was a shot-for-shot match, and he lost on the TWENTY-FIFTH clay pigeon (so it was a moving target, too). Twenty-five shots in a row, Annie hit them ALL. This, understandably, resulted in Frank, who drank his respect women juice, to be like “Wow that is super hot and I’m in love.” They ended up getting married pretty soon after that, but didn’t have any kids (but IMAGINE IF THEY DID. A FAMILY OF SHARPSHOOTERS). Some of her “trick” shooting (in other words, absolute badass nearly impossible shots given the sights on guns at the time and such) included: Splitting a playing card clean in half from thirty paces while it was place on its edge. Taking off the burning end of a cigarette placed in her husband’s mouth, from thirty+ paces. Having someone throw a DIME into the air, and shooting it clean through. She was lauded by Chief Sitting Bull for her marksmanship when he saw her blow out a candle with one shot, without damaging the wick or the candle itself. Into her sixties, she continued breaking records as well as being a vocal women’s rights activist. She, in her later years, shot 100 clay pigeons in a row from 15 meters. She died in 1915, and her husband was so consumed by grief that he stopped eating and died 18 days later because he couldn’t stand to be apart from her. After her death it was discovered that her ENTIRE fortune (a tidy amount) had been secretly given to several charities, women’s rights groups, and her family in the last few months of her life. She was legendary, and received numerous titles to go along with her abilities, but my favorite is definitely Annie Oakley, Little Sureshot of the West.

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Free, Python, and Speed: When you switch from C++ to Python Thanks guys @redcoders pointers main() {} speed ++ So long, partner Free from all burdens!!

Free from all burdens!!

Pussy, Scream, and Orgasm: So when a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with a non-drip semen collection tray, together with an optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert! Well i can’t say I’ve seen this one before

Well i can’t say I’ve seen this one before

Energy, Tumblr, and Blog: Coffee It you a boost smells delicious. This you a bsure to give +3 Energy +1 Health +1 Speed welovegamingz: I made this mug for StardewValley fans! [REDBUBBLE LINK…]

welovegamingz: I made this mug for StardewValley fans! [REDBUBBLE LINK…]

Tumblr, Blog, and Jupiter: space-pics: Venus, Jupiter and the track of the passing ISS (shutter speed 10 seconds)

space-pics: Venus, Jupiter and the track of the passing ISS (shutter speed 10 seconds)

Super, Speed, and One: When the super glue says 12 to 48 hours būt you drink it all in 3 minútes REAR INE I am speed Always one

Always one

Resistance, Speed, and Armor: +10 armor, +20 frost resistance, -10 speed .

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Fucking, Iphone, and Tumblr: Harley @_HarleyEdwards Will the right stop making propaganda that sounds soo fucking сool Socialist States of the GREEN NEW DEAL NOINO EVERY BUILDING REBUILD POWER FREE WEED HIGH SPEED RAIL PUBLIC HOUGING KS FL TO DEPT. OF TAXING THE RICH HEALTH CARE FREE STUFF FREE HORMONG TREATMENTO MFING PIRATEG. YO RAILWAY TO HAWAII OZD19 CesATORS COM garyvarvel.com 3:45 AM 10/28/19 Twitter for iPhone 15.4K Retweets 75.3K Likes cindrfella: jornunvosk: I didnt even know pirates were on the table but sign me right the fuck up Are those MFing pirates yo? Or manufacturing pirates yo?

cindrfella: jornunvosk: I didnt even know pirates were on the table but sign me right the fuck up Are those MFing pirates yo? Or manufact...

Sorry, Yeah, and Good: Alyssa Sat, Aug 26, 2017, 8:07 PM Wanna have a napping competition? Sun, Aug 27, 2017, 12:21 AM Hell yeah im so down Sun, Aug 27, 2017, 1:04 AM What will it be based on? Length? Quality? Speed of falling asleep? Today 1:55 AM Sorry just woke up from my nap Must have been a good nap Must have been a good nap

Must have been a good nap

Friends, Internet, and Roommate: ** 79% 11:35 Share Bedroom for Rent's Profile Tap to send to friends Bedroom for Rent, 25 O 52 miles away | bought a house and I need a roommate. The house is fully furnished with all appliances and high speed internet. I'm looking for someone cool that I can share a bathroom and common areas with. $400 total. You get your own private bedroom. Located on the North side of Lafayette. SHARE BEDROOM FOR RENT'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS REPORT BEDROOM FOR RENT Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Dank, Memes, and Target: +10 armor, +2O frost resistance, -10 speed That Sweet Armor by ZevireTees MORE MEMES

That Sweet Armor by ZevireTees MORE MEMES

Beautiful, Shrek, and Smiles: 9:48 Shrek 2000% speed but when Shrek smiles it's normal speed.. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I'VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOÜRS NOW. ... .

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School, Today, and Old: I was today years old when I learned that ejaculation comes out at 27mph, making it illegal in a school zone @Today YearsOld Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig There's other reasons it's not allowed in school zones, but sure I am speed

I am speed

Dank, Memes, and School: I was today years old when I learned that ejaculation comes out at 27mph, making it illegal in a school zone @Today YearsOld Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig There's other reasons it's not allowed in school zones, but sure I am speed by beefjerky050 MORE MEMES

I am speed by beefjerky050 MORE MEMES

Ass, Fresh, and Memes: Me: I cannot believe I am going to make it through NNN without nutting YouTube recommendations one day before December: 4:57 Shrek 3000% speed but every time you see his ass it's normal speed and zoomed in Certifed Fresh Memes-1,2 εκ. προβολές -Πριν από 8 μήνες I'm about to end this man's whole career It’s a trap, send no reply

It’s a trap, send no reply

Memes, 🤖, and Speed: the speed o 34 Giannis windmill in slow mo! https://t.co/kMU3vXEZd6

Giannis windmill in slow mo! https://t.co/kMU3vXEZd6

Dank, Meme, and Memes: Other countries: I'm gonna have a speed limit to keep drivers safe Germany: 4000 10 HPA RGE 100 N I paid for the whole speedometer I'm gonna use the whole speedometer Das meme by Rascallytrout MORE MEMES

Das meme by Rascallytrout MORE MEMES

Beer, Christmas, and Dad: Tim 38 less than a kilometer away Are you looking for someone to take home to your family Christmas dinner? A handsome, established man with a thriving career, a nice home and a practical car... a man your mother will love and your dad will want to talk sports with over a cold beer? If so, look no further than Bumble. If you're looking for someone who will tell you horrifically dark jokes and lick your butthole, I'm probably more your speed. Let’s see if this gets more matches than the last one…

Let’s see if this gets more matches than the last one…

Fuck, Speed, and Means: What the fuck is that??? Lower graphics means more speed, bro

Bad, Fucking, and Iphone: Harley @_HarleyEdwards Will the right stop making propaganda that sounds soo fucking сool Socialist States of the GREEN NEW DEAL NOINO EVERY BUILDING REBUILD POWER FREE WEED HIGH SPEED RAIL PUBLIC HOUGING KS FL TO DEPT. OF TAXING THE RICH HEALTH CARE FREE STUFF FREE HORMONG TREATMENTO MFING PIRATEG. YO RAILWAY TO HAWAII OZD19 CesATORS COM garyvarvel.com 3:45 AM 10/28/19 Twitter for iPhone 15.4K Retweets 75.3K Likes transapphic: transapphic: isis this supposed to sound *bad*? It was hard to read in the screenshot so I found it and blew it up:

transapphic: transapphic: isis this supposed to sound *bad*? It was hard to read in the screenshot so I found it and blew it up:

Running, Yes, and Speed: 6 y/o me: *farts while running* also me acceleration yes Hmmmm..enslaved speed

Hmmmm..enslaved speed

Silver, Tesla, and Speed: New Tesla looks terrible Lower graphics means more speed There is a silver lining.

There is a silver lining.

Molly, Coke, and Speed: Coke.with... Molly We are going in to hyper speed Going light speed

Going light speed

Silver, Tesla, and Speed: New Tesla looks terrible Lower graphics means more speed There is a silver lining.

There is a silver lining.

Fucking, Google, and Uber: Shakes @mike_shakes My Uber eats driver is fucking walking over t Verizon 72% 9:20 PM 4INH Steven Uber Walker WALKER Tue Jul 17 Bayside Hey Steven are you on foot? Hi Michael yes I am. That seems like it'l take a while to get here Google 4d Au Delivered Iwalk fast No worries Steven WALKER Walker CONTACT Steven l am speed Give this man a car

Give this man a car

Beautiful, Shrek, and Smiles: 9:48 Shrek 2000% speed but when Shrek smiles it's normal spee... IT'S BEAUTIFUL IVE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW So beautiful, I can die!

So beautiful, I can die!

Pop, Eclipse, and Speed: Normal heartbeat Deceased heartbeat Typing fast in eclipse so the errors don't pop up before you're done I am speed

I am speed

Bad, Reddit, and The Worst: r/AskReddit Posted by u/josephtkay 8m Cops of Reddit, What was the worst excuse for speeding you've ever heard? Discussion Vote 3 Share BEST COMMENTS Anti_Liberaltard 4m Not a cop, but my friend told a cop that he was going too fast to see the speed limit sign. Reply Vote Not bad kid Not bad at all

Not bad at all

Beautiful, Dank, and Memes: 9:48 Shrek 2000% speed but when Shrek smiles it's normal spee... IT'S BEAUTIFUL IVE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW So beautiful, I can die! by ChanBun18 MORE MEMES

So beautiful, I can die! by ChanBun18 MORE MEMES

World, Living, and Speed: WHO IS FASTER? 9:23 Who Is the Fastest Living Being in the World? BRIGHT SIDE 502K views 1 day ago Living Being I am speed Oh, ok.

Oh, ok.

Dating, Flexing, and Iphone: once went speed dating and I was the only guy who showed up, there were 14 women. All 14 chose to stay single than go out on a date with me. 9:22 AM 11/10/19 Twitter for iPhone Tweet your reply FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT That a big F

That a big F

Shopping, Speed, and Push: when your mum lets you push the shopping cart and you go round a corner I am speed

I am speed

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

American, Depression, and Germany: American inflation rate during the great depression u/Gonzalolikeskaiya I am speed Germany Ha ha hal Really? You're speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed! Triple speed!

Triple speed!

Gif, Sex, and Control: If you could have ONE superpower which would you choose Only one? Ummm let's see. Probably being able to control time What would you use that for Like if I didn't wanna work I would speed up time until it was time to go home. Or if I was having a really good time I would like drag it out guess it would make sex last longer than 45 seconds Sent Fingers crossed Type a message Send GIF Can I get an F in the chat

Can I get an F in the chat

Blessed, Tumblr, and Blog: Oppstilling 5-6 aैr AHE Tous SO WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU'VE GONE ON YOUR BIKE? INTERVIEWER 2 Oppstilling 5-6 år Tour Fekur UHM OKu Oppstilling 5-6 år NORG THIRTHY INTERVIEWER: THIRTY WHAT? TERNUS 2 Oppstilling 5-6 år Tour Нока UHM MOT DE SiKoD Oppstilling 5-6 år SPEED. 4oker ADDTEXE COM blessedimagesblog: Blessed speed

blessedimagesblog: Blessed speed

Run, Never, and Gender: GingerBread Gender Neutral person 2.5 Run, run, till your speed starts to worsen! You’ll never catch me, I’m the…

Run, run, till your speed starts to worsen! You’ll never catch me, I’m the…

Run, Never, and Gender: GingerBread Gender Neutral person 2.5 Run, run, till your speed starts to worsen! You’ll never catch me, I’m the…

Run, run, till your speed starts to worsen! You’ll never catch me, I’m the…

Memes, Nfl, and Sports: NFL 3 IND MIA (1-7) 0 (5-3) 2ND 2:00 13 3RD & 8 LAR (5-3) PIT (4-4) NFL 25 7 2ND 15:00 3rd & 8 FitzMagic uses his speed for the score! @MiamiDolphins extend their lead. #MIAvsIND 📺: CBS 📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app Watch free on mobile: https://t.co/414bcK9I5b https://t.co/cXash0a3Cy

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Advice, Charmander, and God: Tweet t Roger DiLuigi III retweeted Wallid Kanaan 00 @Balrog TheMaster Twitch Plays XY was able to successfully Wonder Trade and got an Omanyte called Lady Helix. HOW Misickf71 20,131 Twitch Plays Pokemon 2014-07-27 07:03:23 UTC Stream delay:30s Haloelite2 Thundernind5700 Broadswordnast ar Hquaticsmore5 Dragoonxd aichu Jirachinoe LADY HELIX Lv.1 R240,140 80,150 A 300,234 ??? Omanyte 12/12 DEX NO. НР ATTACK 6 Nanashi yanabiko Me10atta Czarwona.latarni a BX BХ DEFENSE 6 AOEK WATER 293, 124 SP. ATK 7 Rkjhouopc 123 A SP. DEF 6 MOVES LEARNED SPEED 6 Constrict NATURE Mild Withdraw ABILITY Shell Armor None ITEM Od3h03n23s Badges: 0 Last save: 4n ago Last party display update: 42s ago NO W OMRSQ LADY HELD Continue operations? AWA Report Problem atma-starfish: commandtower-solring-go: dpdchxkenpachi: commandtower-solring-go: dpdchxkenpachi: swan2swan: skeletim: precumming: Wtf… holy SHIT Do not doubt a god. I don’t get it The original Twitch plays pokemon was a Twitch based event from a few years back where users of the Twitch Chat could submit button presses based on the layout of an old Game Boy to play Pokemon Red. Eventually they did manage to beat the game. But along the way it had sparked a huge following and somehow developed it’s own lore based on the pokemon caught and the names they were given. However, at Mount Moon, Twitch decided to take the Helix Fossil, an item that could be used to acquire an Omanyte later in the game. Due to the nature of the system, a lot of the time the character just would walk around in circles for hours on end, and one thing that would happen constantly would be that they would open their item menu and try to ‘use’ the Helix Fossil. Since the item had no function, people adopted the idea that they were ‘consulting’ the Helix Fossil for advice, and that it was their lord and saviour. What makes this Lady Helix so incredible is that, there was an incredibly small chance that they would get to Wonder Trade. And knowing wonder trade, the pokemon you’ll get in return is impossible to predetermine. So for not only them to get an Omanyte, is amazing. But the fact that that Omanyte references explicitly the events of he previous TPP, is nuts I knew that Twitch plays Pokémon was wild I had no idea that the lore ran this deep. Haha that’s amazing Oh it gets way better. Due to the random arse nicknames the pokemon got, they adopted monikers to go with it. I’ll run through a couple ABBBBBBBK( was the starter pokemon, Charmander and was nicknamed Abby. However was released. JLVWNNOOOO was the player’s Ratata, nicknamed Jay Leno. It was released with Abby, following due to loyalty aaabaaajss was the TPP Pidgeot, the strongest pkemon on the team, and was chosen by the Helix Fossile. It was nicknamed Bird Jesus. Eevee the false prophet, sent by the Dome Fossil. Evolved into Flareon and was released AATTVVV was the team’s Venomoth, lovingly nicknamed the All Terrain Venomoth. One of the final party. AA-j was the team’s Zapdos, caught with a masterball and was dubbed Battery Jesus. however, he was a false prophet. Only a short time after it’s capture on the 11th day were a great deal of pokemon were released. It did, however, make it to the end of the game. AAAAAAAAAA or also known as The Fonz was also one of the last members in the party. A Nidoking that helped leave the team to victory. I only saw a little bit of the actual stream, but I followed the whole thing. it was amazing. i want to point out that All Terrain Venomoth was horrendously underleveled and managed to take down one of Lance’s Dragonites

atma-starfish: commandtower-solring-go: dpdchxkenpachi: commandtower-solring-go: dpdchxkenpachi: swan2swan: skeletim: precumming: W...

Dank, Drugs, and Memes: Scientists: SCIENCE MUST BE ETHICAL Also Scientists Giving psychoactive drugs to spiders causes them to weave webs with different patterns. Speed LSD Caffeine Marijuana For science! by FabioEGonzales MORE MEMES

For science! by FabioEGonzales MORE MEMES

Drugs, Weave, and Marijuana: Scientists: SCIENCE MUST BE ETHICAL Also Scientists Giving psychoactive drugs to spiders causes them to weave webs with different patterns. Speed LSD Caffeine Marijuana For science!

For science!

Iphone, Smh, and Twitter: Jerome @JeromePVA AT&T just got fined $60 MIL for intentionally slowing down the speed of 'Unlimited Data' Plans. Wow smh 14:51 07/11/2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,510 Retweets 3,990 Likes They still gon do it

They still gon do it

Iphone, Smh, and Twitter: Jerome @JeromePVA AT&T just got fined $60 MIL for intentionally slowing down the speed of 'Unlimited Data' Plans. Wow smh 14:51 07/11/2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,510 Retweets 3,990 Likes They still gon do it

They still gon do it

Be Like, Taxes, and House: Schools Mitochondria is the power house of the cell! Teach me How to get a Job! Teach me how to pay taxes! The speed of light is 3x10 8 C NET Lava is called magma when underground! Schools be like

Schools be like

Dad, Never, and Been: Hey Data. did you know It's pasteurized before you even see it! that milk travels faster than warp speed? Geordi, it is inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' when you That would be a faux pa have never been a father. Executive Producer RICK BERMAN Oh Data

Oh Data

Girls, Omegle, and Gru: You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Hey omegle.com Неу First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. Please continue. The absolute size of gru

$Girls, Omegle, and Gru: You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Hey omegle.com Неу First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. Please continue. The absolute size of gru$

The absolute size of gru

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The Internets

Speeding

Nom Nom Nom

Pulled Out

fire breathing

never give up

high speed

collision

floored

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