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software engineer: SVPM WE'RE HIRING SOFTWARE ENGINEER YOU'RE HIRING AC#EXPERT? NO,ASOFTWARE ENGINEER JAVASCRIPT EXPERT? THEM WHAT KIND OF SOFTWARE ENGINEER? NO ASOFTWARE ENGINEER IDONT KNOW MYSELF, M THE HR HERI He means a LittleBitOfEverything expert

software engineer: SVPM
WE'RE HIRING
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
YOU'RE HIRING
AC#EXPERT?
NO,ASOFTWARE ENGINEER
JAVASCRIPT EXPERT?
THEM WHAT KIND
OF SOFTWARE ENGINEER?
NO ASOFTWARE ENGINEER
IDONT KNOW MYSELF, M THE HR HERI
He means a LittleBitOfEverything expert

software engineer: SVPM
WE'RE HIRING
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
YOU'RE HIRING
AC#EXPERT?
NO,ASOFTWARE ENGINEER
JAVASCRIPT EXPERT?
THEM WHAT KIND
OF SOFTWARE ENGINEER?
NO ASOFTWARE ENGINEER
IDONT KNOW MYSELF, M THE HR HERI
He means a LittleBitOfEverything expert

He means a LittleBitOfEverything expert

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 3rd+ Software Engineer 1w• O Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - *nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly O00 80,316 2,261 comments Found this on Linkedin

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 3rd+
Software Engineer
1w• O
Dear recruiters,
if you are looking for:
- Java, Python, PHP
- React, Angular
- PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB
- AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS
- *nix system administration
- Git and CI with TDD
- Docker, Kubernetes
That's not a Full Stack Developer.
That's an entire IT department.
Yours truly
O00 80,316
2,261 comments
Found this on Linkedin

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 3rd+
Software Engineer
1w• O
Dear recruiters,
if you are looking for:
- Java, Python, PHP
- React, Angular
- PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB
- AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS
- *nix system administration
- Git and CI with TDD
- Docker, Kubernetes
That's not a Full Stack Developer.
That's an entire IT department.
Yours truly
O00 80,316
2,261 comments
Found this on Linkedin

Found this on Linkedin

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 2nd Software Engineer 5d • G Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - *nix system administration - Git and Cl with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 73,497 · 2,126 Comments Job requirements these days

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 2nd
Software Engineer
5d • G
Dear recruiters,
if you are looking for:
- Java, Python, PHP
- React, Angular
- PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB
- AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS
- *nix system administration
- Git and Cl with TDD
- Docker, Kubernetes
That's not a Full Stack Developer.
That's an entire IT department.
Yours truly
73,497 · 2,126 Comments
Job requirements these days

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 2nd
Software Engineer
5d • G
Dear recruiters,
if you are looking for:
- Java, Python, PHP
- React, Angular
- PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB
- AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS
- *nix system administration
- Git and Cl with TDD
- Docker, Kubernetes
That's not a Full Stack Developer.
That's an entire IT department.
Yours truly
73,497 · 2,126 Comments
Job requirements these days

Job requirements these days

software engineer: Software Engineer Native Range Nerdious Geekius The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur- nal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupt- ed while at work, and it theorized that their penchant for twillight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance- like state of coding. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated Beverages, Potato chips Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are solitary creatures, except for occasional gath- erings called "code reviews." In these gath- erings, engineers gently pace around a clear ing, sizing up each other's work. Although occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end without injury and the engineer will retreat to their desk and continue to hibernate. Conservation Status: Endangered due to poaching and head hunting. Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over identation styles Thought this might belong here

software engineer: Software Engineer Native Range
Nerdious Geekius
The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur-
nal creature, rarely found at their desks before
10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late
into the night. They dislike being interrupt-
ed while at work, and it theorized that their
penchant for twillight hours is an evolutionary
adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance-
like state of coding.
Diet: Pizza, caffeinated Beverages, Potato
chips
Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are
solitary creatures, except for occasional gath-
erings called "code reviews." In these gath-
erings, engineers gently pace around a clear
ing, sizing up each other's work. Although
occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end
without injury and the engineer will retreat to
their desk and continue to hibernate.
Conservation Status: Endangered due to
poaching and head hunting.
Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been
known to kill each other in brutal fights over
identation styles
Thought this might belong here

software engineer: Software Engineer Native Range
Nerdious Geekius
The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur-
nal creature, rarely found at their desks before
10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late
into the night. They dislike being interrupt-
ed while at work, and it theorized that their
penchant for twillight hours is an evolutionary
adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance-
like state of coding.
Diet: Pizza, caffeinated Beverages, Potato
chips
Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are
solitary creatures, except for occasional gath-
erings called "code reviews." In these gath-
erings, engineers gently pace around a clear
ing, sizing up each other's work. Although
occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end
without injury and the engineer will retreat to
their desk and continue to hibernate.
Conservation Status: Endangered due to
poaching and head hunting.
Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been
known to kill each other in brutal fights over
identation styles
Thought this might belong here

Thought this might belong here

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 3rd+ Software Engineer 1d• O Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - *nix system administration - Git and Cl with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments I am the IT department

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 3rd+
Software Engineer
1d• O
Dear recruiters,
if you are looking for:
- Java, Python, PHP
- React, Angular
- PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB
- AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS
- *nix system administration
- Git and Cl with TDD
- Docker, Kubernetes
That's not a Full Stack Developer.
That's an entire IT department.
Yours truly
8,801
391 comments
I am the IT department

software engineer: Giulio Carrara • 3rd+
Software Engineer
1d• O
Dear recruiters,
if you are looking for:
- Java, Python, PHP
- React, Angular
- PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB
- AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS
- *nix system administration
- Git and Cl with TDD
- Docker, Kubernetes
That's not a Full Stack Developer.
That's an entire IT department.
Yours truly
8,801
391 comments
I am the IT department

I am the IT department

software engineer: MY SOFTWARE ENGINEER DAD MEASKING FOR ARTX 2080TI TO USE MS WORD daaad it’s for important studies

software engineer: MY SOFTWARE
ENGINEER DAD
MEASKING FOR
ARTX 2080TI
TO USE MS WORD
daaad it’s for important studies

software engineer: MY SOFTWARE
ENGINEER DAD
MEASKING FOR
ARTX 2080TI
TO USE MS WORD
daaad it’s for important studies

daaad it’s for important studies

software engineer: 8:02 < Gabby YOU MATCHED WITH GABBY ON 11/29/19 if (Gabby = Online){ cout << "Hello Steven" << endl; } else return; } + Sent Today 5:32 PM Hello Steven That was clever Type a message Send J GIF She’s a software engineer and so am I

software engineer: 8:02
<
Gabby
YOU MATCHED WITH GABBY ON 11/29/19
if (Gabby = Online){
cout << "Hello Steven" << endl;
}
else
return;
}
+
Sent
Today 5:32 PM
Hello Steven
That was clever
Type a message
Send
J
GIF
She’s a software engineer and so am I

software engineer: 8:02
<
Gabby
YOU MATCHED WITH GABBY ON 11/29/19
if (Gabby = Online){
cout << "Hello Steven" << endl;
}
else
return;
}
+
Sent
Today 5:32 PM
Hello Steven
That was clever
Type a message
Send
J
GIF
She’s a software engineer and so am I

She’s a software engineer and so am I

software engineer: enwick @pjf I'm a software engineer with decades of experience. My code is used by hundreds of thousands, and I've taught software engineering in over a dozen countries. just had to aska colleague for help in finding out why my code was not working. The reason was I hadn't hit compile Short story

software engineer: enwick
@pjf
I'm a software engineer with
decades of experience. My code
is used by hundreds of
thousands, and I've taught
software engineering in over a
dozen countries.
just had to aska colleague for
help in finding out why my code
was not working.
The reason was I hadn't hit
compile
Short story

software engineer: enwick
@pjf
I'm a software engineer with
decades of experience. My code
is used by hundreds of
thousands, and I've taught
software engineering in over a
dozen countries.
just had to aska colleague for
help in finding out why my code
was not working.
The reason was I hadn't hit
compile
Short story

Short story

software engineer: coding.engineer @science guff.c This Victoria's Secret model can program code in Python, C++, Java, MIPS, and Objective-C. tahan teu Anyone? I don't think so 2d Reply aez Only print "Hello World! 3d 1 like Reply anonyooger Yeah she can write Hello World 3d 1 like Reply persian What a waste 3d Reply lyndsey360I have 27481 points on StackOverflow; I'm on the ioS tutorial team for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead iOs software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st fastest growing company in the US according to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelor's degree from Amherst where I double majored in computer science and theater, and I'm able to live my life doing everything I love. Looking at these comments I wonder why 41 % of women in technical careers drop out because of a hostile work environment #gofigure 189 likes 2d Reply witchesversuspatriarchy: Be beautiful, be successful, and don’t judge a book by its cover.

software engineer: coding.engineer
@science guff.c
This Victoria's Secret model can
program code in Python, C++,
Java, MIPS, and Objective-C.
tahan teu Anyone? I don't think so
2d Reply
aez
Only print "Hello World!
3d 1 like Reply
anonyooger Yeah she can write
Hello World
3d 1 like Reply
persian What a waste
3d Reply
lyndsey360I have 27481 points on
StackOverflow; I'm on the ioS tutorial team
for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead iOs
software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st
fastest growing company in the US according
to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelor's degree
from Amherst where I double majored in
computer science and theater, and I'm able to
live my life doing everything I love. Looking at
these comments I wonder why 41 % of women
in technical careers drop out because of a
hostile work environment #gofigure
189 likes
2d
Reply
witchesversuspatriarchy:

Be beautiful, be successful, and don’t judge a book by its cover.

software engineer: coding.engineer
@science guff.c
This Victoria's Secret model can
program code in Python, C++,
Java, MIPS, and Objective-C.
tahan teu Anyone? I don't think so
2d Reply
aez
Only print "Hello World!
3d 1 like Reply
anonyooger Yeah she can write
Hello World
3d 1 like Reply
persian What a waste
3d Reply
lyndsey360I have 27481 points on
StackOverflow; I'm on the ioS tutorial team
for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead iOs
software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st
fastest growing company in the US according
to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelor's degree
from Amherst where I double majored in
computer science and theater, and I'm able to
live my life doing everything I love. Looking at
these comments I wonder why 41 % of women
in technical careers drop out because of a
hostile work environment #gofigure
189 likes
2d
Reply
witchesversuspatriarchy:

Be beautiful, be successful, and don’t judge a book by its cover.

witchesversuspatriarchy: Be beautiful, be successful, and don’t judge a book by its cover.

software engineer: Manager Software Project Leader Software Engineer Software Engineer but… I did all the important stuff

software engineer: Manager
Software
Project Leader
Software Engineer
Software Engineer
but… I did all the important stuff

software engineer: Manager
Software
Project Leader
Software Engineer
Software Engineer
but… I did all the important stuff

but… I did all the important stuff

software engineer: Joma @jomaoppa I saw a software engineer today No company swag hoodie. No stickers on their laptop. No mechanical keyboard. He just sat there. Typing away on our default IDE Like a psychopath. 7:28 AM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 115 Retweets 696 Likes > Fuckin white IDEs

software engineer: Joma
@jomaoppa
I saw a software engineer today
No company swag hoodie.
No stickers on their laptop.
No mechanical keyboard.
He just sat there.
Typing away on our default IDE
Like a psychopath.
7:28 AM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
115 Retweets 696 Likes
>
Fuckin white IDEs

software engineer: Joma
@jomaoppa
I saw a software engineer today
No company swag hoodie.
No stickers on their laptop.
No mechanical keyboard.
He just sat there.
Typing away on our default IDE
Like a psychopath.
7:28 AM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
115 Retweets 696 Likes
>
Fuckin white IDEs

Fuckin white IDEs

software engineer: Joma @jomaoppa I saw a software engineer today No company swag hoodie. No stickers on their laptop. No mechanical keyboard. He just sat there. Typing away on our default IDE Like a psychopath. 7:28 AM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 115 Retweets 696 Likes > He wasn’t in the Starbucks.

software engineer: Joma
@jomaoppa
I saw a software engineer today
No company swag hoodie.
No stickers on their laptop.
No mechanical keyboard.
He just sat there.
Typing away on our default IDE
Like a psychopath.
7:28 AM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
115 Retweets 696 Likes
>
He wasn’t in the Starbucks.

software engineer: Joma
@jomaoppa
I saw a software engineer today
No company swag hoodie.
No stickers on their laptop.
No mechanical keyboard.
He just sat there.
Typing away on our default IDE
Like a psychopath.
7:28 AM 31 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
115 Retweets 696 Likes
>
He wasn’t in the Starbucks.

He wasn’t in the Starbucks.

software engineer: oo Sprint LTE 10:50 AM 75% Details Messages James Hey, you studied computer science right? yeah I need a favor This girl has blocked me. you hack into her phone and unblock my number? can I'm a software engineer. What The Fuck do you think I do? Everytime

software engineer: oo Sprint LTE
10:50 AM
75%
Details
Messages
James
Hey, you studied
computer science right?
yeah
I need a favor
This girl has blocked me.
you hack into her
phone and unblock my
number?
can
I'm a software engineer.
What The Fuck do you
think I do?
Everytime

software engineer: oo Sprint LTE
10:50 AM
75%
Details
Messages
James
Hey, you studied
computer science right?
yeah
I need a favor
This girl has blocked me.
you hack into her
phone and unblock my
number?
can
I'm a software engineer.
What The Fuck do you
think I do?
Everytime

Everytime

software engineer: I Am Devloper @iamdevloper 1h You either die a web developer, or live long enough to call yourself a software engineer. The cycle of life

software engineer: I Am Devloper @iamdevloper 1h
You either die a web developer, or live
long enough to call yourself a software
engineer.
The cycle of life

software engineer: I Am Devloper @iamdevloper 1h
You either die a web developer, or live
long enough to call yourself a software
engineer.
The cycle of life

The cycle of life

software engineer: Me: Fullstack software engineer, specialized in security and UX, 10+ years of experience with plenty complex microservice projects Also me: Google how to put double quotes inside a quote string in javascript I’m way too dumb sometimes

software engineer: Me: Fullstack software engineer, specialized in
security and UX, 10+ years of experience with
plenty complex microservice projects
Also me:
Google
how to put double quotes inside a quote string in javascript
I’m way too dumb sometimes

software engineer: Me: Fullstack software engineer, specialized in
security and UX, 10+ years of experience with
plenty complex microservice projects
Also me:
Google
how to put double quotes inside a quote string in javascript
I’m way too dumb sometimes

I’m way too dumb sometimes

software engineer: coding.engineer </> @Science | guff.c This Victoria's Secret model can program code in Python, C++, Java, MIPS, and Objective-C. 1 teban tebou Anyone? I don't think so 2d Reply arezimecc2 Only print "Hello World!" 3d 1 like Reply anonymod programer Yeah she can write Hello World 3d 1 like Reply persian What a waste S Reply 3d lyndsey360 I have 27481 points on StackOverflow; I'm on the iOS tutorial team for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead iOS software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st fastest growing company in the US according to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelor's degree from Amherst where I double majored in computer science and theater, and I'm able to live my life doing everything I love. Looking at these comments I wonder why 41 % of women in technical careers drop out because of a hostile work environment #gofigure 189 likes Reply Ouch…

software engineer: coding.engineer
</>
@Science | guff.c
This Victoria's Secret model can
program code in Python, C++,
Java, MIPS, and Objective-C.
1
teban tebou Anyone? I don't think so
2d
Reply
arezimecc2 Only print "Hello World!"
3d
1 like
Reply
anonymod programer Yeah she can write
Hello World
3d
1 like
Reply
persian What a waste
S
Reply
3d
lyndsey360 I have 27481 points on
StackOverflow; I'm on the iOS tutorial team
for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead iOS
software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st
fastest growing company in the US according
to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelor's degree
from Amherst where I double majored in
computer science and theater, and I'm able to
live my life doing everything I love. Looking at
these comments I wonder why 41 % of women
in technical careers drop out because of a
hostile work environment #gofigure
189 likes
Reply
Ouch…

software engineer: coding.engineer
</>
@Science | guff.c
This Victoria's Secret model can
program code in Python, C++,
Java, MIPS, and Objective-C.
1
teban tebou Anyone? I don't think so
2d
Reply
arezimecc2 Only print "Hello World!"
3d
1 like
Reply
anonymod programer Yeah she can write
Hello World
3d
1 like
Reply
persian What a waste
S
Reply
3d
lyndsey360 I have 27481 points on
StackOverflow; I'm on the iOS tutorial team
for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead iOS
software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st
fastest growing company in the US according
to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelor's degree
from Amherst where I double majored in
computer science and theater, and I'm able to
live my life doing everything I love. Looking at
these comments I wonder why 41 % of women
in technical careers drop out because of a
hostile work environment #gofigure
189 likes
Reply
Ouch…

Ouch…

software engineer: Chemical engineer here, can confirm. There's rivalry's between "practical" scientists (engineers) and "theory" scientists (chemist, biologist, etc). 148 Kixencynopi 1h . Electrical engineer here. I am just here to watch chemists and chemical engineers fight, can confirm. 61 Saloni_123 1h Electronics engineer here. It's an interesting friendly feud to witness tbh. t 18 RealPleh 58m Software Engineer here, could probably solve this if we posted it to StackOverflow t 19 Different types of scientist. And then the software engineer

software engineer: Chemical engineer here, can confirm.
There's rivalry's between "practical"
scientists (engineers) and "theory"
scientists (chemist, biologist, etc).
148
Kixencynopi 1h
.
Electrical engineer here. I am just here to
watch chemists and chemical engineers
fight, can confirm.
61
Saloni_123 1h
Electronics engineer here. It's an
interesting friendly feud to witness
tbh.
t 18
RealPleh 58m
Software Engineer here, could
probably solve this if we posted it to
StackOverflow
t 19
Different types of scientist. And then the software engineer

software engineer: Chemical engineer here, can confirm.
There's rivalry's between "practical"
scientists (engineers) and "theory"
scientists (chemist, biologist, etc).
148
Kixencynopi 1h
.
Electrical engineer here. I am just here to
watch chemists and chemical engineers
fight, can confirm.
61
Saloni_123 1h
Electronics engineer here. It's an
interesting friendly feud to witness
tbh.
t 18
RealPleh 58m
Software Engineer here, could
probably solve this if we posted it to
StackOverflow
t 19
Different types of scientist. And then the software engineer

Different types of scientist. And then the software engineer

software engineer: my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana and i mean my dad's a software engineer so all in all this is highly suspicious i asked my dad about the banana and apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do "paired programming" except there's an odd number of engingeers sO someone gets paired with the banana The Banana Programmer

software engineer: my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed
banana
and i mean my dad's a software engineer
so all in all this is highly suspicious
i asked my dad about the banana and
apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do "paired
programming" except there's an odd number of engingeers
sO someone gets paired with the banana
The Banana Programmer

software engineer: my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed
banana
and i mean my dad's a software engineer
so all in all this is highly suspicious
i asked my dad about the banana and
apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do "paired
programming" except there's an odd number of engingeers
sO someone gets paired with the banana
The Banana Programmer

The Banana Programmer

software engineer: Software Engineer Native Range Nerdious Geekius The elusive Software Engineer is a nocturnal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupted while at work, and it is theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaption to reduce breaks in their trance-like state of coding. Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are solitary creatures, except for occasional gatherings called "code reviews". In these gatherings, engineers gently pace around a clearing, sizing up each other's work. Although occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end without injure and the engineer will retreat to their desk and continue to hibernate. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated beverages, and potato chips. Conservation Status: Endangered due to poaching and head hunting. Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over indentation styles. just gonna put this here

software engineer: Software Engineer
Native Range
Nerdious Geekius
The elusive Software Engineer is a nocturnal
creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or
11 in the morning, but often staying late into the
night. They dislike being interrupted while at
work, and it is theorized that their penchant for
twilight hours is an evolutionary adaption to
reduce breaks in their trance-like state of coding.
Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are
solitary creatures, except for occasional
gatherings called "code reviews". In these
gatherings, engineers gently pace around a
clearing, sizing up each other's work. Although
occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end
without injure and the engineer will retreat to
their desk and continue to hibernate.
Diet: Pizza, caffeinated beverages, and potato chips.
Conservation Status: Endangered due to poaching
and head hunting.
Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to
kill each other in brutal fights over indentation
styles.
just gonna put this here

software engineer: Software Engineer
Native Range
Nerdious Geekius
The elusive Software Engineer is a nocturnal
creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or
11 in the morning, but often staying late into the
night. They dislike being interrupted while at
work, and it is theorized that their penchant for
twilight hours is an evolutionary adaption to
reduce breaks in their trance-like state of coding.
Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are
solitary creatures, except for occasional
gatherings called "code reviews". In these
gatherings, engineers gently pace around a
clearing, sizing up each other's work. Although
occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end
without injure and the engineer will retreat to
their desk and continue to hibernate.
Diet: Pizza, caffeinated beverages, and potato chips.
Conservation Status: Endangered due to poaching
and head hunting.
Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to
kill each other in brutal fights over indentation
styles.
just gonna put this here

just gonna put this here

software engineer: Me: A highly educated software engineer Also me: 0.10 > 0.9 Make sense for me

software engineer: Me: A highly educated software engineer
Also me: 0.10 > 0.9
Make sense for me

software engineer: Me: A highly educated software engineer
Also me: 0.10 > 0.9
Make sense for me

Make sense for me

software engineer: Why should I hire a software engineer if I can just copy and paste code from Stack Overflow? Jessica Su, CS PhD student at Stanford Answered Dec 28 Upvoted by Rupak Hattikudur, Software Engineer @ L&T Infotech and Terry Lambert, Senior Software Engineer: Novell, Artisoft, IBM, Array Netw.. It's stil worth the money. The breakdown is Copying code from StackOverflow: $1 Knowing which code to copy from StackOverflow: $100000/year Why programmers are getting paid.

software engineer: Why should I hire a software
engineer if I can just copy and
paste code from Stack
Overflow?
Jessica Su, CS PhD student at
Stanford
Answered Dec 28 Upvoted by Rupak Hattikudur,
Software Engineer @ L&T Infotech and Terry
Lambert, Senior Software Engineer: Novell, Artisoft,
IBM, Array Netw..
It's stil worth the money. The breakdown is
Copying code from StackOverflow:
$1
Knowing which code to copy from
StackOverflow: $100000/year
Why programmers are getting paid.

software engineer: Why should I hire a software
engineer if I can just copy and
paste code from Stack
Overflow?
Jessica Su, CS PhD student at
Stanford
Answered Dec 28 Upvoted by Rupak Hattikudur,
Software Engineer @ L&T Infotech and Terry
Lambert, Senior Software Engineer: Novell, Artisoft,
IBM, Array Netw..
It's stil worth the money. The breakdown is
Copying code from StackOverflow:
$1
Knowing which code to copy from
StackOverflow: $100000/year
Why programmers are getting paid.

Why programmers are getting paid.

software engineer: Tweet Duolingo e @duolingo This year, we achieved a 50:50 gender ratio for new software engineer hires. V Next up: 50:50 companywide. This Women in Tech Week, we're proud to celebrate all of the incredible women who make Duolingo great #2018:WITW Tweet your reply Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn Duolingo just tweeted about how we achieved a 50% female ratio of new engineering college graduate hires. We're very proud of this. I'm disappointed that the top comments were all from men angrily arguing discrimination, and that we should hire the best people instead. Idiots. Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn T he women we hired had either perfect or near perfect GPAs from the best universities in the world, with stellar recommendations, and aced our very thorough interview process. We've gotten over 90K applicants for jobs throughout time, and we've made offers to under 250. 10/11/18, 9:42 AM 120 Retweets 880 Likes Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhr We achieved a 50% ratio not by lowering our standards or by discriminating against men. We did it by only actively recruiting fronm colleges with higher female ratios in their computer science programs. These were also not shitty colleges -- CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc. 10/11/18, 9:44 AM 244 Retweets 1,227 Likes Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn If other companies do this, colleges will be incentivized to have more diverse graduating classes. I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still have to defend gender equality. 10/11/18, 9:44 AM 125 Retweets 1,259 Likes spacemonkeyg78: zombierightsactavist: Someone: hires a woman Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION” The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

software engineer: Tweet
Duolingo e
@duolingo
This year, we achieved a 50:50
gender ratio for new software
engineer hires. V
Next up: 50:50 companywide.
This Women in Tech Week, we're
proud to celebrate all of the incredible
women who make Duolingo great
#2018:WITW
Tweet your reply

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
Duolingo just tweeted about how we
achieved a 50% female ratio of new
engineering college graduate hires.
We're very proud of this. I'm
disappointed that the top comments
were all from men angrily arguing
discrimination, and that we should hire
the best people instead. Idiots.

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
T he women we hired had either
perfect or near perfect GPAs from the
best universities in the world, with
stellar recommendations, and aced
our very thorough interview process.
We've gotten over 90K applicants for
jobs throughout time, and we've made
offers to under 250.
10/11/18, 9:42 AM
120 Retweets 880 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhr
We achieved a 50% ratio not by
lowering our standards or by
discriminating against men. We did it
by only actively recruiting fronm
colleges with higher female ratios in
their computer science programs.
These were also not shitty colleges --
CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
244 Retweets 1,227 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
If other companies do this, colleges
will be incentivized to have more
diverse graduating classes.
I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still
have to defend gender equality.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
125 Retweets 1,259 Likes
spacemonkeyg78:
zombierightsactavist:

Someone: hires a woman
Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

software engineer: Tweet
Duolingo e
@duolingo
This year, we achieved a 50:50
gender ratio for new software
engineer hires. V
Next up: 50:50 companywide.
This Women in Tech Week, we're
proud to celebrate all of the incredible
women who make Duolingo great
#2018:WITW
Tweet your reply

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
Duolingo just tweeted about how we
achieved a 50% female ratio of new
engineering college graduate hires.
We're very proud of this. I'm
disappointed that the top comments
were all from men angrily arguing
discrimination, and that we should hire
the best people instead. Idiots.

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
T he women we hired had either
perfect or near perfect GPAs from the
best universities in the world, with
stellar recommendations, and aced
our very thorough interview process.
We've gotten over 90K applicants for
jobs throughout time, and we've made
offers to under 250.
10/11/18, 9:42 AM
120 Retweets 880 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhr
We achieved a 50% ratio not by
lowering our standards or by
discriminating against men. We did it
by only actively recruiting fronm
colleges with higher female ratios in
their computer science programs.
These were also not shitty colleges --
CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
244 Retweets 1,227 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
If other companies do this, colleges
will be incentivized to have more
diverse graduating classes.
I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still
have to defend gender equality.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
125 Retweets 1,259 Likes
spacemonkeyg78:
zombierightsactavist:

Someone: hires a woman
Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

spacemonkeyg78: zombierightsactavist: Someone: hires a woman Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION” The automatic assumption that recruit...

software engineer: So, what do you do for living? I'm a Full Stack Software Developer That's perfect timing! I have a problem with my printe- Py4u Software Engineer != Hardware Engineer

software engineer: So, what do you
do for living?
I'm a Full Stack
Software Developer
That's perfect timing!
I have a problem with my printe-
Py4u
Software Engineer != Hardware Engineer

software engineer: So, what do you
do for living?
I'm a Full Stack
Software Developer
That's perfect timing!
I have a problem with my printe-
Py4u
Software Engineer != Hardware Engineer

Software Engineer != Hardware Engineer

software engineer: 18 NEWS World Cup Photos Pelitics Movies Buzz This Software Engineer Designed a Chatbot to Chat With His Girlfriend While He's Busy at Work However, the girl eventually got suspicious over the speed she was receiving messages from her "boyfriend. Modern problems require modern solutions Hope his gf doesnt find out

software engineer: 18
NEWS
World Cup
Photos
Pelitics
Movies
Buzz
This Software Engineer
Designed a Chatbot to Chat
With His Girlfriend While He's
Busy at Work
However, the girl eventually got suspicious over
the speed she was receiving messages from
her "boyfriend.
Modern problems require modern solutions
Hope his gf doesnt find out

software engineer: 18
NEWS
World Cup
Photos
Pelitics
Movies
Buzz
This Software Engineer
Designed a Chatbot to Chat
With His Girlfriend While He's
Busy at Work
However, the girl eventually got suspicious over
the speed she was receiving messages from
her "boyfriend.
Modern problems require modern solutions
Hope his gf doesnt find out

Hope his gf doesnt find out

software engineer: Software Engineer, noun A person that is happy when children die before their parents do Talking about children and forks

software engineer: Software Engineer, noun
A person that is happy when children
die before their parents do
Talking about children and forks

software engineer: Software Engineer, noun
A person that is happy when children
die before their parents do
Talking about children and forks

Talking about children and forks

software engineer: Apply from your phone Full Stack Software Engineer $0 a year SINSAT, Inc. Los Angeles, CA 3 days ago When your weird acquaintance tells you they have a million dollar website idea that they need your help on

software engineer: Apply from your phone
Full Stack Software Engineer
$0 a year
SINSAT, Inc.
Los Angeles, CA
3 days ago
When your weird acquaintance tells you they have a million dollar website idea that they need your help on

software engineer: Apply from your phone
Full Stack Software Engineer
$0 a year
SINSAT, Inc.
Los Angeles, CA
3 days ago
When your weird acquaintance tells you they have a million dollar website idea that they need your help on

When your weird acquaintance tells you they have a million dollar website idea that they need your help on

software engineer: Paul FehwicK @pjf I'm a software engineer with decades of experience. My code is used by hundreds of thousands, and I've taught software engineering in over a dozen countries. ljust had to ask a colleague for help in finding out why my code was not working. The reason was l hadn't hit compile. „I don‘t know why it is not working“

software engineer: Paul FehwicK
@pjf
I'm a software engineer with
decades of experience. My code
is used by hundreds of
thousands, and I've taught
software engineering in over a
dozen countries.
ljust had to ask a colleague for
help in finding out why my code
was not working.
The reason was l hadn't hit
compile.
„I don‘t know why it is not working“

software engineer: Paul FehwicK
@pjf
I'm a software engineer with
decades of experience. My code
is used by hundreds of
thousands, and I've taught
software engineering in over a
dozen countries.
ljust had to ask a colleague for
help in finding out why my code
was not working.
The reason was l hadn't hit
compile.
„I don‘t know why it is not working“

„I don‘t know why it is not working“

software engineer: MUCH LATER THE LiFE OF A SOFTWARE ENGINEER DONE İT AGAİN. HAVEN'T I ? CLEAN SLATE. SOLiDD +0UNDATİONS, THİS TİME I WİLL B İLD THİNGS THE RIGHT WAY. 田田田田 eo Refactoring Code

software engineer: MUCH LATER
THE LiFE OF A SOFTWARE
ENGINEER
DONE İT AGAİN.
HAVEN'T I ?
CLEAN SLATE. SOLiDD
+0UNDATİONS, THİS TİME
I WİLL B İLD THİNGS THE
RIGHT WAY.
田田田田
eo
Refactoring Code

software engineer: MUCH LATER
THE LiFE OF A SOFTWARE
ENGINEER
DONE İT AGAİN.
HAVEN'T I ?
CLEAN SLATE. SOLiDD
+0UNDATİONS, THİS TİME
I WİLL B İLD THİNGS THE
RIGHT WAY.
田田田田
eo
Refactoring Code

Refactoring Code

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo Project, stands next to the code she wrote by hand and that was used to take humanity to the moon, 1969. lolzandtrollz:The Awesome Margaret Hamilton

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo
Project, stands next to the code she wrote by hand and
that was used to take humanity to the moon, 1969.
lolzandtrollz:The Awesome Margaret Hamilton

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo
Project, stands next to the code she wrote by hand and
that was used to take humanity to the moon, 1969.
lolzandtrollz:The Awesome Margaret Hamilton

lolzandtrollz:The Awesome Margaret Hamilton

software engineer: SOFTWARE DEVELOPER SOFTWARE ENGINEER (OC) Stay classy, my fellow programming kin

software engineer: SOFTWARE DEVELOPER
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
(OC) Stay classy, my fellow programming kin

software engineer: SOFTWARE DEVELOPER
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
(OC) Stay classy, my fellow programming kin

(OC) Stay classy, my fellow programming kin

software engineer: Perorationer @Perorationer 1T The Doctor said he needed to cut the finger to remove the ring. The Goldsmith said he needed to cut the ring to remove it. What did the Engineer do? 0:53 3,4M Mal angesehen 1.906 69,3KO 179K Adam Hay @antireality Antwort an @Perorationer und @WiteWulf software engineer said 'it's a ring, designed to be on the finger. it's on the finger no intention of fixing Its not a bug, its a feature.

software engineer: Perorationer @Perorationer 1T
The Doctor said he needed to cut the
finger to remove the ring.
The Goldsmith said he needed to cut the
ring to remove it.
What did the Engineer do?
0:53
3,4M Mal angesehen
1.906 69,3KO 179K
Adam Hay
@antireality
Antwort an @Perorationer und @WiteWulf
software engineer said 'it's a ring,
designed to be on the finger. it's
on the finger
no intention of fixing
Its not a bug, its a feature.

software engineer: Perorationer @Perorationer 1T
The Doctor said he needed to cut the
finger to remove the ring.
The Goldsmith said he needed to cut the
ring to remove it.
What did the Engineer do?
0:53
3,4M Mal angesehen
1.906 69,3KO 179K
Adam Hay
@antireality
Antwort an @Perorationer und @WiteWulf
software engineer said 'it's a ring,
designed to be on the finger. it's
on the finger
no intention of fixing
Its not a bug, its a feature.

Its not a bug, its a feature.

software engineer: Why should I hire a software engineer ifI can just copy and paste code from Stack Overflow? Jessica Su, CS PhD student at Stanford Answered Dec 28 Upvoted by Rupak Hattikudur, Software Engineer @L&T Infotech and Terry Lambert, Senior Software Engineer: Novell, Artisoft, BM, Array Netw. It's still worth the money. The breakdown is Copying code from StackOverflow: $1 Knowing which code to copy from StackOverflow: $100000/year Jessica has a point

software engineer: Why should I hire a software
engineer ifI can just copy and
paste code from Stack
Overflow?
Jessica Su, CS PhD student at
Stanford
Answered Dec 28 Upvoted by Rupak Hattikudur,
Software Engineer @L&T Infotech and Terry
Lambert, Senior Software Engineer: Novell, Artisoft,
BM, Array Netw.
It's still worth the money. The breakdown is
Copying code from StackOverflow:
$1
Knowing which code to copy from
StackOverflow: $100000/year
Jessica has a point

software engineer: Why should I hire a software
engineer ifI can just copy and
paste code from Stack
Overflow?
Jessica Su, CS PhD student at
Stanford
Answered Dec 28 Upvoted by Rupak Hattikudur,
Software Engineer @L&T Infotech and Terry
Lambert, Senior Software Engineer: Novell, Artisoft,
BM, Array Netw.
It's still worth the money. The breakdown is
Copying code from StackOverflow:
$1
Knowing which code to copy from
StackOverflow: $100000/year
Jessica has a point

Jessica has a point

software engineer: Senior Software Engineer A successful video company, with millions of users worldwide, is seeking a senior software engineer. Work-life balance & flexible hours. The amazing & well equipped offices are in Tel Aviv (near the train station) לרשימה ף 0הו+ המרכז SAB עובדים200-50 נדרשות מיומנויות : -Experience in developing large scale distributed systems . Deep understanding of strong Computer Science fundamentals Object-Oriented design, data structures systems, applications programming and multithreading programming 300+ years of programming experience in Java or equivalent Object-Oriented language. . Experience with SQL and NoSQL . Highly proficient in Linux environment. - B.Sc in Computer Science or equivalent. Advantage . Experience with Big Data tools Knowledge in algorithms, data-mining and machine learning. Experience in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ReactJS, AngularJS or other client frameworks. Minimum job requirements are what now??!

software engineer: Senior Software Engineer
A successful video company, with millions of users worldwide, is seeking a
senior software engineer. Work-life balance & flexible hours. The amazing & well
equipped offices are in Tel Aviv (near the train station)
לרשימה ף 0הו+
המרכז SAB
עובדים200-50
נדרשות מיומנויות
:
-Experience in developing large scale distributed systems
. Deep understanding of strong Computer Science fundamentals
Object-Oriented design, data structures systems, applications
programming and multithreading programming
300+ years of programming experience in Java or equivalent
Object-Oriented language.
. Experience with SQL and NoSQL
. Highly proficient in Linux environment.
- B.Sc in Computer Science or equivalent.
Advantage
. Experience with Big Data tools
Knowledge in algorithms, data-mining and machine learning.
Experience in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ReactJS, AngularJS or
other client frameworks.
Minimum job requirements are what now??!

software engineer: Senior Software Engineer
A successful video company, with millions of users worldwide, is seeking a
senior software engineer. Work-life balance & flexible hours. The amazing & well
equipped offices are in Tel Aviv (near the train station)
לרשימה ף 0הו+
המרכז SAB
עובדים200-50
נדרשות מיומנויות
:
-Experience in developing large scale distributed systems
. Deep understanding of strong Computer Science fundamentals
Object-Oriented design, data structures systems, applications
programming and multithreading programming
300+ years of programming experience in Java or equivalent
Object-Oriented language.
. Experience with SQL and NoSQL
. Highly proficient in Linux environment.
- B.Sc in Computer Science or equivalent.
Advantage
. Experience with Big Data tools
Knowledge in algorithms, data-mining and machine learning.
Experience in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, ReactJS, AngularJS or
other client frameworks.
Minimum job requirements are what now??!

Minimum job requirements are what now??!

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, NASAs lead software engineer for the Apollo Program, stands next to the code she wrote by hand that took Humanity to the moon in 1969.

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, NASAs lead software engineer for the Apollo Program, stands next to the code she wrote by hand that took Humanity to the moon in 1969.

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, NASAs lead software engineer for the Apollo Program, stands next to the code she wrote by hand that took Humanity to the moon in 1969.

Margaret Hamilton, NASAs lead software engineer for the Apollo Program, stands next to the code she wrote by hand that took Humanity to t...

software engineer: coding.engineer @science | guff.c This Victoria's Secret model can program code in Python, Ctt Java, MIPS, and Objective-C. tahan tahsu Anyone? I don't think so 2d Reply alrezuni 2 Only print "Hello World! 3d 1like Reply Yeah she can write Hello World 3d 1 like Reply an What a waste 3d Reply lyndsey360 I have 27481 points on StackOverflow; I'm on the ioS tutorial team for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead ioS software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st fastest growing company in the US according to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelors degree from Amherst where I double majored in computer science and theater, and I'm able to live my life doing everythingI love. Looking at these comments wonder why 41% of women in technical careers drop out because of a hostile work environment, #gofigure 2d 189 likeS Renly Smart And Beautiful

software engineer: coding.engineer
@science | guff.c
This
Victoria's Secret model can
program code in Python, Ctt
Java, MIPS, and Objective-C.
tahan tahsu Anyone? I don't think so
2d Reply
alrezuni 2 Only print "Hello World!
3d 1like Reply
Yeah she can write
Hello World
3d 1 like Reply
an What a waste
3d Reply
lyndsey360 I have 27481 points on
StackOverflow; I'm on the ioS tutorial team
for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead ioS
software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st
fastest growing company in the US according
to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelors degree
from Amherst where I double majored in
computer science and theater, and I'm able to
live my life doing everythingI love. Looking at
these comments wonder why 41% of women
in technical careers drop out because of a
hostile work environment, #gofigure
2d
189 likeS
Renly
Smart And Beautiful

software engineer: coding.engineer
@science | guff.c
This
Victoria's Secret model can
program code in Python, Ctt
Java, MIPS, and Objective-C.
tahan tahsu Anyone? I don't think so
2d Reply
alrezuni 2 Only print "Hello World!
3d 1like Reply
Yeah she can write
Hello World
3d 1 like Reply
an What a waste
3d Reply
lyndsey360 I have 27481 points on
StackOverflow; I'm on the ioS tutorial team
for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead ioS
software engineer for @RallyBound, the 841st
fastest growing company in the US according
to @incmagazine, I have a Bachelors degree
from Amherst where I double majored in
computer science and theater, and I'm able to
live my life doing everythingI love. Looking at
these comments wonder why 41% of women
in technical careers drop out because of a
hostile work environment, #gofigure
2d
189 likeS
Renly
Smart And Beautiful

Smart And Beautiful

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo Project, stands next to the code she wrote by hand and that was used to take humanity to the moon, 1969. srsfunny:The Great Margaret Hamilton

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo
Project, stands next to the code she wrote by hand and
that was used to take humanity to the moon, 1969.
srsfunny:The Great Margaret Hamilton

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo
Project, stands next to the code she wrote by hand and
that was used to take humanity to the moon, 1969.
srsfunny:The Great Margaret Hamilton

srsfunny:The Great Margaret Hamilton

software engineer: Software Engineer Native Range Nerdious Geekius The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur4 nal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupt- ed while at work, and it theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance like state of coding. ffeinated Beverages, Potato Diet: Pizza, ca chips Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are solitary creatures, except for occasional gath- erings called "code reviews." In these gath- erings, engineers gently pace around a clear- ing, sizing up each other's work. Although occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end without injury and the engineer will retreat to their desk and continue to hibernate. Conservation Status: Endangered due to poaching and head hunting. Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over identation styles The elusive Software Engineer

software engineer: Software Engineer Native Range
Nerdious Geekius
The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur4
nal creature, rarely found at their desks before
10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late
into the night. They dislike being interrupt-
ed while at work, and it theorized that their
penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary
adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance
like state of coding.
ffeinated Beverages, Potato
Diet: Pizza, ca
chips
Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are
solitary creatures, except for occasional gath-
erings called "code reviews." In these gath-
erings, engineers gently pace around a clear-
ing, sizing up each other's work. Although
occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end
without injury and the engineer will retreat to
their desk and continue to hibernate.
Conservation Status: Endangered due to
poaching and head hunting.
Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been
known to kill each other in brutal fights over
identation styles
The elusive Software Engineer

software engineer: Software Engineer Native Range
Nerdious Geekius
The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur4
nal creature, rarely found at their desks before
10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late
into the night. They dislike being interrupt-
ed while at work, and it theorized that their
penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary
adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance
like state of coding.
ffeinated Beverages, Potato
Diet: Pizza, ca
chips
Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are
solitary creatures, except for occasional gath-
erings called "code reviews." In these gath-
erings, engineers gently pace around a clear-
ing, sizing up each other's work. Although
occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end
without injury and the engineer will retreat to
their desk and continue to hibernate.
Conservation Status: Endangered due to
poaching and head hunting.
Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been
known to kill each other in brutal fights over
identation styles
The elusive Software Engineer

The elusive Software Engineer

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton; lead software engineer of the Apollo Project, stands next to the code she wrote by hand that was used to take humanity to the moon. [1969] ufosightingsfootage: The real reason mankind went to the Moon is this lady. Amazing.https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfnmjshAA3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_shareigshid=p1ybbxv208af

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton; lead software engineer of the Apollo Project,
stands next to the code she wrote by hand that was used to
take humanity to the moon. [1969]
ufosightingsfootage:
The real reason mankind went to the Moon is this lady. Amazing.https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfnmjshAA3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_shareigshid=p1ybbxv208af

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton; lead software engineer of the Apollo Project,
stands next to the code she wrote by hand that was used to
take humanity to the moon. [1969]
ufosightingsfootage:
The real reason mankind went to the Moon is this lady. Amazing.https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfnmjshAA3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_shareigshid=p1ybbxv208af

ufosightingsfootage: The real reason mankind went to the Moon is this lady. Amazing.https://www.instagram.com/p/BsfnmjshAA3/?utm_source=i...

software engineer: Caniyou hackthis Facebook account? Can you fix mycomputer? l'ma software engineer Every god dam time

software engineer: Caniyou
hackthis
Facebook account?
Can you fix
mycomputer?
l'ma
software engineer
Every god dam time

software engineer: Caniyou
hackthis
Facebook account?
Can you fix
mycomputer?
l'ma
software engineer
Every god dam time

Every god dam time

software engineer: George Claghorn Follow @georgeclaghorn Software engineering manager: How long do you think this will take? Software engineer: Yoko Ono@yokoono I don't rely on time. Time is what manmade for our convenience, and in reality, it does not exist. 4:38 PM-6 Dec 2018 1,050 Retweets 2,764 Likes 3.е Time is what manmade for our convenience

software engineer: George Claghorn
Follow
@georgeclaghorn
Software engineering manager: How
long do you think this will take?
Software engineer:
Yoko Ono@yokoono
I don't rely on time. Time is what manmade for our convenience, and in
reality, it does not exist.
4:38 PM-6 Dec 2018
1,050 Retweets 2,764 Likes 3.е
Time is what manmade for our convenience

software engineer: George Claghorn
Follow
@georgeclaghorn
Software engineering manager: How
long do you think this will take?
Software engineer:
Yoko Ono@yokoono
I don't rely on time. Time is what manmade for our convenience, and in
reality, it does not exist.
4:38 PM-6 Dec 2018
1,050 Retweets 2,764 Likes 3.е
Time is what manmade for our convenience

Time is what manmade for our convenience

software engineer: my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana and i mean my dad's a software engineer so all in all this is highly suspicious i asked my dad about the banana and apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do "paired programming" except there's an odd number of engingeers so someone gets paired with the banana The Banana Programmer

software engineer: my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed
banana
and i mean my dad's a software engineer
so all in all this is highly suspicious
i asked my dad about the banana and
apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do "paired
programming" except there's an odd number of engingeers
so someone gets paired with the banana
The Banana Programmer

software engineer: my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed
banana
and i mean my dad's a software engineer
so all in all this is highly suspicious
i asked my dad about the banana and
apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do "paired
programming" except there's an odd number of engingeers
so someone gets paired with the banana
The Banana Programmer

The Banana Programmer

software engineer: likhari @danishaali9 I'm a software engineer and Ican't -repair your computer -install windows -unlock your computer -hack any social media -unlock any mobile -solve any of your mobile's problem 23/11/2018, 12:34 PM People think software engineers are magicians

software engineer: likhari
@danishaali9
I'm a software engineer and Ican't
-repair your computer
-install windows
-unlock your computer
-hack any social media
-unlock any mobile
-solve any of your mobile's problem
23/11/2018, 12:34 PM
People think software engineers are magicians

software engineer: likhari
@danishaali9
I'm a software engineer and Ican't
-repair your computer
-install windows
-unlock your computer
-hack any social media
-unlock any mobile
-solve any of your mobile's problem
23/11/2018, 12:34 PM
People think software engineers are magicians

People think software engineers are magicians

software engineer: Answer Recommended for you Why should I hire a software engineer if I can just copy and paste code from Stack Overflow? Quora is truly a magnificient place

software engineer: Answer Recommended for you
Why should I hire a software
engineer if I can just copy and
paste code from Stack Overflow?
Quora is truly a magnificient place

software engineer: Answer Recommended for you
Why should I hire a software
engineer if I can just copy and
paste code from Stack Overflow?
Quora is truly a magnificient place

Quora is truly a magnificient place

software engineer: chrisk5000 @chrisk5000 Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer 6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client 586Retweets 2.4K Likes What was the previous electrician thinking?

software engineer: chrisk5000
@chrisk5000
Almost made fun of an electrician
today like "is it an electrician's guild
rule that you have to perform 5
minutes of ritual complaining about
What Was The Previous Electrician
Thinking before you're allowed to fix
anything?" but then I remembered
I'm a software engineer
6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client
586Retweets 2.4K Likes
What was the previous electrician thinking?

software engineer: chrisk5000
@chrisk5000
Almost made fun of an electrician
today like "is it an electrician's guild
rule that you have to perform 5
minutes of ritual complaining about
What Was The Previous Electrician
Thinking before you're allowed to fix
anything?" but then I remembered
I'm a software engineer
6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client
586Retweets 2.4K Likes
What was the previous electrician thinking?

What was the previous electrician thinking?

software engineer: WORRY NOT E SOFTUARE! WROTE FOR THIS ARE you NERVOUs PLANE IS BUG FREE To SEE ME ON YOUR FLIGHT? SOFTwARE ENGINEER BOEING 747-40。 757-400 6oooo SCIEN 1 SEE OTHER SID 薩特南 Hmmm (from r/pics)

software engineer: WORRY NOT
E SOFTUARE!
WROTE FOR THIS
ARE
you
NERVOUs
PLANE IS
BUG FREE
To
SEE ME
ON YOUR
FLIGHT?
SOFTwARE
ENGINEER
BOEING 747-40。
757-400
6oooo SCIEN
1
SEE OTHER SID
薩特南
Hmmm (from r/pics)

software engineer: WORRY NOT
E SOFTUARE!
WROTE FOR THIS
ARE
you
NERVOUs
PLANE IS
BUG FREE
To
SEE ME
ON YOUR
FLIGHT?
SOFTwARE
ENGINEER
BOEING 747-40。
757-400
6oooo SCIEN
1
SEE OTHER SID
薩特南
Hmmm (from r/pics)

Hmmm (from r/pics)

software engineer: ECONOMIST.COM A study finds nearly half of jobs are vulnerable to automation From the archive ' 355 35 Comments 260 Shares Like Comment Share Most Relevant ▼ Write a comment. I previously worked with a software engineer who used to name his automation tools after the programmers they would replace. Like Reply 3h 10 Haha hey, John. Why do you have a bash sciprt with my name on it?

software engineer: ECONOMIST.COM
A study finds nearly half of jobs are vulnerable to automation
From the archive
' 355
35 Comments 260 Shares
Like
Comment
Share
Most Relevant ▼
Write a comment.
I previously worked with a software engineer who
used to name his automation tools after the programmers they
would replace.
Like Reply 3h
10
Haha hey, John. Why do you have a bash sciprt with my name on it?

software engineer: ECONOMIST.COM
A study finds nearly half of jobs are vulnerable to automation
From the archive
' 355
35 Comments 260 Shares
Like
Comment
Share
Most Relevant ▼
Write a comment.
I previously worked with a software engineer who
used to name his automation tools after the programmers they
would replace.
Like Reply 3h
10
Haha hey, John. Why do you have a bash sciprt with my name on it?

Haha hey, John. Why do you have a bash sciprt with my name on it?

software engineer: Tweet Duolingo e @duolingo This year, we achieved a 50:50 gender ratio for new software engineer hires. V Next up: 50:50 companywide. This Women in Tech Week, we're proud to celebrate all of the incredible women who make Duolingo great #2018:WITW Tweet your reply Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn Duolingo just tweeted about how we achieved a 50% female ratio of new engineering college graduate hires. We're very proud of this. I'm disappointed that the top comments were all from men angrily arguing discrimination, and that we should hire the best people instead. Idiots. Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn T he women we hired had either perfect or near perfect GPAs from the best universities in the world, with stellar recommendations, and aced our very thorough interview process. We've gotten over 90K applicants for jobs throughout time, and we've made offers to under 250. 10/11/18, 9:42 AM 120 Retweets 880 Likes Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhr We achieved a 50% ratio not by lowering our standards or by discriminating against men. We did it by only actively recruiting fronm colleges with higher female ratios in their computer science programs. These were also not shitty colleges -- CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc. 10/11/18, 9:44 AM 244 Retweets 1,227 Likes Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn If other companies do this, colleges will be incentivized to have more diverse graduating classes. I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still have to defend gender equality. 10/11/18, 9:44 AM 125 Retweets 1,259 Likes

software engineer: Tweet
Duolingo e
@duolingo
This year, we achieved a 50:50
gender ratio for new software
engineer hires. V
Next up: 50:50 companywide.
This Women in Tech Week, we're
proud to celebrate all of the incredible
women who make Duolingo great
#2018:WITW
Tweet your reply

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
Duolingo just tweeted about how we
achieved a 50% female ratio of new
engineering college graduate hires.
We're very proud of this. I'm
disappointed that the top comments
were all from men angrily arguing
discrimination, and that we should hire
the best people instead. Idiots.

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
T he women we hired had either
perfect or near perfect GPAs from the
best universities in the world, with
stellar recommendations, and aced
our very thorough interview process.
We've gotten over 90K applicants for
jobs throughout time, and we've made
offers to under 250.
10/11/18, 9:42 AM
120 Retweets 880 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhr
We achieved a 50% ratio not by
lowering our standards or by
discriminating against men. We did it
by only actively recruiting fronm
colleges with higher female ratios in
their computer science programs.
These were also not shitty colleges --
CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
244 Retweets 1,227 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
If other companies do this, colleges
will be incentivized to have more
diverse graduating classes.
I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still
have to defend gender equality.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
125 Retweets 1,259 Likes

software engineer: Tweet
Duolingo e
@duolingo
This year, we achieved a 50:50
gender ratio for new software
engineer hires. V
Next up: 50:50 companywide.
This Women in Tech Week, we're
proud to celebrate all of the incredible
women who make Duolingo great
#2018:WITW
Tweet your reply

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
Duolingo just tweeted about how we
achieved a 50% female ratio of new
engineering college graduate hires.
We're very proud of this. I'm
disappointed that the top comments
were all from men angrily arguing
discrimination, and that we should hire
the best people instead. Idiots.

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
T he women we hired had either
perfect or near perfect GPAs from the
best universities in the world, with
stellar recommendations, and aced
our very thorough interview process.
We've gotten over 90K applicants for
jobs throughout time, and we've made
offers to under 250.
10/11/18, 9:42 AM
120 Retweets 880 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhr
We achieved a 50% ratio not by
lowering our standards or by
discriminating against men. We did it
by only actively recruiting fronm
colleges with higher female ratios in
their computer science programs.
These were also not shitty colleges --
CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
244 Retweets 1,227 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
If other companies do this, colleges
will be incentivized to have more
diverse graduating classes.
I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still
have to defend gender equality.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
125 Retweets 1,259 Likes

software engineer: Tweet Duolingo e @duolingo This year, we achieved a 50:50 gender ratio for new software engineer hires. V Next up: 50:50 companywide. This Women in Tech Week, we're proud to celebrate all of the incredible women who make Duolingo great #2018:WITW Tweet your reply Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn Duolingo just tweeted about how we achieved a 50% female ratio of new engineering college graduate hires. We're very proud of this. I'm disappointed that the top comments were all from men angrily arguing discrimination, and that we should hire the best people instead. Idiots. Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn T he women we hired had either perfect or near perfect GPAs from the best universities in the world, with stellar recommendations, and aced our very thorough interview process. We've gotten over 90K applicants for jobs throughout time, and we've made offers to under 250. 10/11/18, 9:42 AM 120 Retweets 880 Likes Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhr We achieved a 50% ratio not by lowering our standards or by discriminating against men. We did it by only actively recruiting fronm colleges with higher female ratios in their computer science programs. These were also not shitty colleges -- CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc. 10/11/18, 9:44 AM 244 Retweets 1,227 Likes Luis von Ahn @LuisvonAhn If other companies do this, colleges will be incentivized to have more diverse graduating classes. I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still have to defend gender equality. 10/11/18, 9:44 AM 125 Retweets 1,259 Likes

software engineer: Tweet
Duolingo e
@duolingo
This year, we achieved a 50:50
gender ratio for new software
engineer hires. V
Next up: 50:50 companywide.
This Women in Tech Week, we're
proud to celebrate all of the incredible
women who make Duolingo great
#2018:WITW
Tweet your reply

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
Duolingo just tweeted about how we
achieved a 50% female ratio of new
engineering college graduate hires.
We're very proud of this. I'm
disappointed that the top comments
were all from men angrily arguing
discrimination, and that we should hire
the best people instead. Idiots.

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
T he women we hired had either
perfect or near perfect GPAs from the
best universities in the world, with
stellar recommendations, and aced
our very thorough interview process.
We've gotten over 90K applicants for
jobs throughout time, and we've made
offers to under 250.
10/11/18, 9:42 AM
120 Retweets 880 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhr
We achieved a 50% ratio not by
lowering our standards or by
discriminating against men. We did it
by only actively recruiting fronm
colleges with higher female ratios in
their computer science programs.
These were also not shitty colleges --
CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
244 Retweets 1,227 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
If other companies do this, colleges
will be incentivized to have more
diverse graduating classes.
I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still
have to defend gender equality.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
125 Retweets 1,259 Likes

software engineer: Tweet
Duolingo e
@duolingo
This year, we achieved a 50:50
gender ratio for new software
engineer hires. V
Next up: 50:50 companywide.
This Women in Tech Week, we're
proud to celebrate all of the incredible
women who make Duolingo great
#2018:WITW
Tweet your reply

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
Duolingo just tweeted about how we
achieved a 50% female ratio of new
engineering college graduate hires.
We're very proud of this. I'm
disappointed that the top comments
were all from men angrily arguing
discrimination, and that we should hire
the best people instead. Idiots.

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
T he women we hired had either
perfect or near perfect GPAs from the
best universities in the world, with
stellar recommendations, and aced
our very thorough interview process.
We've gotten over 90K applicants for
jobs throughout time, and we've made
offers to under 250.
10/11/18, 9:42 AM
120 Retweets 880 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhr
We achieved a 50% ratio not by
lowering our standards or by
discriminating against men. We did it
by only actively recruiting fronm
colleges with higher female ratios in
their computer science programs.
These were also not shitty colleges --
CMU, MIT, Duke, Cornell, Harvard, etc.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
244 Retweets 1,227 Likes

Luis von Ahn
@LuisvonAhn
If other companies do this, colleges
will be incentivized to have more
diverse graduating classes.
I'm amazed that it's 2018 and I still
have to defend gender equality.
10/11/18, 9:44 AM
125 Retweets 1,259 Likes

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo Project, stands next to the code she wrote by hand and that was used to take humanity to the moon. [1969 hypersexualtangirt nle this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo Project,
stands next to the code she wrote by hand and that was used to
take humanity to the moon. [1969
hypersexualtangirt
nle this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never
learn about in school

software engineer: Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo Project,
stands next to the code she wrote by hand and that was used to
take humanity to the moon. [1969
hypersexualtangirt
nle this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never
learn about in school