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    soap opera: SURRENDEA
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                soap opera: SURRENDEA
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    soap opera: ESFJ
 ENEJ
 ENTJ
 ESTJ
 -The popular one
 Easy to get to know
 Will bring you food
 when you're sad
 Hates being alone
 -Supportive and Warm
 Doesn't understand
 how to say 'no
 s your second MoM
 and isnít even somry
 -Genunly cares
 Knows you better than
 you know yourself
 -Moral police
 Actually really secretve
 -Intuitively wise and soMehow
 becomes vour life Mentor
 Surprisingly fun and social
 -COMManding AF
 -Triggered 200% of the tie
 -better than you at everything
 -UncoMfortable with their
 own feelings
 -Says they wil punch you in the face,
 will actually punch you in the face
 -Traditional dad figure
 -Confident
 Bossy and scary
 Surprisngly furnny and
 kind of a firt
 -Cares a bit too Much about
 what other people think of thew
 EFFICIENT AF
 INFJ
 -Everyone's unofficial shrnk
 -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert
 ISFJ
 INTJ
 ISJ
 -The perfectionist
 -Shy cinnaMon roll
 will replace your grandwother Hippie
 Just wants to help everyone
 wil bake you cookies
 -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book
 fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o
 and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between
 -The Know-it-all
 -Confident but surprisinly
 easly intividated
 -Thinks everyone is stupid
 Likes personal space but il
 spend tme with you if they love you
 -Hates subjectivity
 -Most lkely to settle donn
 n the suburbs with 25 kids
 and a doo
 -Grets shit done
 -Enjoų being by theMselves
 -Blank slate on the outside
 What are eMotions?
 dust wants world peace
 -Can always be found with their
 -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth

 INTP
 INFP
 -Qiet and hard to get to know
 Intellectually curious and
 genuinely loves leaning
 Never leaves the house
 -Obivious to everything
 -Hates too Many rules and
 overly structured systeMs
 -Can never find their car keys
 hnocent and a little najve
 -PerManently wears
 rose-tnted glasses
 -Probably Multingual
 -Takes everything personally after you get to k
 Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil
 will devote all their tme for you ever Meet
 ISFP
 WanM and sensitive to others
 -Chill and laidback
 Creative and Magnatv
 Shy at frst, but wor't shut up
 SMart Trker
 -Either doesn't give a shit or
 gives too Many shits
 -Stubbon is their Midde naMe
 -しonstantly ls conteMplating
 borderine ilegal activities
 due to boredoM
 now thew
 in uour life
 Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you
 just for the hell of it
 -Fears coMMitMent More than death
 -Actually a fragle bunry
 that fears rejection
 -Forgets to eat
 ENTP
 ESTP
 ENFP
 ESFP
 -Thinks their life is à soap opera
 -Bold and Spontaneous
 Coined the tem "All or nothing
 Enjoy entertairing others and
 Making sure everyone
 -The fuckbou
 -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything,
 -doins the debate teaM
 everų uear, for fun
 Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for
 -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives
 EMotions and feelings are
 foreign languages
 -Devi's advocate
 Thinks arguing is foreplau
 The dreaMer
 doesn't frish anything
 Says rules and coMMitMent
 are Mportant
 Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive
 f not, should be
 ADHD
 Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly
 n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition
 -Overthinks and overanalyses
 anything and everything
 as a 2 year old
beckawang:
MBTI Types: Summary
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                soap opera: ESFJ
 ENEJ
 ENTJ
 ESTJ
 -The popular one
 Easy to get to know
 Will bring you food
 when you're sad
 Hates being alone
 -Supportive and Warm
 Doesn't understand
 how to say 'no
 s your second MoM
 and isnít even somry
 -Genunly cares
 Knows you better than
 you know yourself
 -Moral police
 Actually really secretve
 -Intuitively wise and soMehow
 becomes vour life Mentor
 Surprisingly fun and social
 -COMManding AF
 -Triggered 200% of the tie
 -better than you at everything
 -UncoMfortable with their
 own feelings
 -Says they wil punch you in the face,
 will actually punch you in the face
 -Traditional dad figure
 -Confident
 Bossy and scary
 Surprisngly furnny and
 kind of a firt
 -Cares a bit too Much about
 what other people think of thew
 EFFICIENT AF
 INFJ
 -Everyone's unofficial shrnk
 -Grets Mistaken for an extrovert
 ISFJ
 INTJ
 ISJ
 -The perfectionist
 -Shy cinnaMon roll
 will replace your grandwother Hippie
 Just wants to help everyone
 wil bake you cookies
 -Daily episodes of self-cowbustion nose n a book
 fraM repressing their feeings s ether deady quet o
 and overloading theselves won't shut up there is no in-between
 -The Know-it-all
 -Confident but surprisinly
 easly intividated
 -Thinks everyone is stupid
 Likes personal space but il
 spend tme with you if they love you
 -Hates subjectivity
 -Most lkely to settle donn
 n the suburbs with 25 kids
 and a doo
 -Grets shit done
 -Enjoų being by theMselves
 -Blank slate on the outside
 What are eMotions?
 dust wants world peace
 -Can always be found with their
 -Secretly a hardcore farboy/girl owkey a sloth

 INTP
 INFP
 -Qiet and hard to get to know
 Intellectually curious and
 genuinely loves leaning
 Never leaves the house
 -Obivious to everything
 -Hates too Many rules and
 overly structured systeMs
 -Can never find their car keys
 hnocent and a little najve
 -PerManently wears
 rose-tnted glasses
 -Probably Multingual
 -Takes everything personally after you get to k
 Likes being by themselves but -biggest procrastinator you wil
 will devote all their tme for you ever Meet
 ISFP
 WanM and sensitive to others
 -Chill and laidback
 Creative and Magnatv
 Shy at frst, but wor't shut up
 SMart Trker
 -Either doesn't give a shit or
 gives too Many shits
 -Stubbon is their Midde naMe
 -しonstantly ls conteMplating
 borderine ilegal activities
 due to boredoM
 now thew
 in uour life
 Does said borderine ilegal actvities if they love you
 just for the hell of it
 -Fears coMMitMent More than death
 -Actually a fragle bunry
 that fears rejection
 -Forgets to eat
 ENTP
 ESTP
 ENFP
 ESFP
 -Thinks their life is à soap opera
 -Bold and Spontaneous
 Coined the tem "All or nothing
 Enjoy entertairing others and
 Making sure everyone
 -The fuckbou
 -Also the Adrenaline dunkieStarts everything,
 -doins the debate teaM
 everų uear, for fun
 Loves ideas, hates executing theM -Has probably been arrested for
 -So honest you wish they weren't endangering their own ives
 EMotions and feelings are
 foreign languages
 -Devi's advocate
 Thinks arguing is foreplau
 The dreaMer
 doesn't frish anything
 Says rules and coMMitMent
 are Mportant
 Unconsciously breaks every rule has a good tive
 f not, should be
 ADHD
 Wil go with you to any place and can't coMMit to a favorite color -Gets attached too easly
 n the world and also fix your car -nfectious enthusias and energy Has about as Much ambition
 -Overthinks and overanalyses
 anything and everything
 as a 2 year old
beckawang:
MBTI Types: Summary
                
            

            
            
beckawang:
MBTI Types: Summary

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    soap opera: feynites.tumblr.com
 minesottafatspoollegend
 i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most
 trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous
 When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized
 batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed 'Evil
 Chancellor Traytor'. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, 'chancellor' just
 came with the word ‘evil, in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like grand, or high, or
 something along those lines
 Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had
 absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself
 like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was
 always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of
 the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer
 The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king
 was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire
 Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure
 that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new
 shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half
 the 'settlement' in my sister and I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys
 were less likely to be snatched up by the dog
 The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the 'evi in his name. See, Action Figure
 Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and
 exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and
 loyally serve a good ruler or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf
 of the people
 But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of
 person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader
 because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the 'machinery of politics
 working as smoothly as ever
 Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out
 the most over-the-top good shit he'd done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else
 had finished talking shit about him. I don't know why but we got the biggest kick out of being
 like
 Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see
 how wicked he is?!
 Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
 Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts
 a knife in the king's back, we'll know where to look!
 Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another
 legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he
 wasn't looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only
 we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs
 insert iconic evil laugh
 Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees
 and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who
 tended to follow my sister and I's games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so
 hard that we had to do a special 'episode' where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's
 diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave
 and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that Traytor's grave would
 have a body' (this seemed very important for some reason)
 And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a
 giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra
 (via besiderunningwaters)
 #my apologies for rambling #but it has been a long time since i thought about traytor
 #and that suddenly reminded me of him
 H APR 201
 SOURCE SWEETBABYRAYSGOURMETSAUCES 78,236 NOTES
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                soap opera: feynites.tumblr.com
 minesottafatspoollegend
 i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most
 trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous
 When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized
 batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed 'Evil
 Chancellor Traytor'. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, 'chancellor' just
 came with the word ‘evil, in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like grand, or high, or
 something along those lines
 Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had
 absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself
 like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was
 always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of
 the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer
 The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king
 was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire
 Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure
 that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new
 shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half
 the 'settlement' in my sister and I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys
 were less likely to be snatched up by the dog
 The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the 'evi in his name. See, Action Figure
 Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and
 exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and
 loyally serve a good ruler or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf
 of the people
 But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of
 person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader
 because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the 'machinery of politics
 working as smoothly as ever
 Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out
 the most over-the-top good shit he'd done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else
 had finished talking shit about him. I don't know why but we got the biggest kick out of being
 like
 Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see
 how wicked he is?!
 Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
 Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts
 a knife in the king's back, we'll know where to look!
 Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another
 legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he
 wasn't looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only
 we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs
 insert iconic evil laugh
 Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees
 and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who
 tended to follow my sister and I's games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so
 hard that we had to do a special 'episode' where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's
 diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave
 and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that Traytor's grave would
 have a body' (this seemed very important for some reason)
 And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a
 giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra
 (via besiderunningwaters)
 #my apologies for rambling #but it has been a long time since i thought about traytor
 #and that suddenly reminded me of him
 H APR 201
 SOURCE SWEETBABYRAYSGOURMETSAUCES 78,236 NOTES
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    soap opera: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo cdocent
 lavendersucculents
 fuckyeahshezza
 madlori
 1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful
 ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats
 lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that
 purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an
 idling motorcycle engine
 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have
 to move them in sync - when they're on land. When they're swimming, they
 can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a
 walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using
 their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing
 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't
 the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their
 ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does
 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day
 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying
 bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an
 eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk.
 Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a
 bird
 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror
 test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think
 t's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing
 a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The
 elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it
 was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher
 primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly
 magpies
 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats
 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different
 stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's
 called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on
 pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch
 attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who
 nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make
 different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs
 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us
 than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non-
 aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They
 engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex
 (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work
 in, lemme tell you
 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud
 11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies
 (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear)
 12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow
 antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed
 theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little
 kids that
 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect.
 One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice
 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of
 them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've
 never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there
 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color-their babies are bright orange
 Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate
 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, thei
 skin is black
 This is all excellent and awesome and am a happier, better person for this
 knowledge
 Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh
 This was really cool to read actually
Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                soap opera: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo cdocent
 lavendersucculents
 fuckyeahshezza
 madlori
 1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful
 ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats
 lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that
 purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an
 idling motorcycle engine
 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have
 to move them in sync - when they're on land. When they're swimming, they
 can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a
 walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using
 their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing
 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't
 the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their
 ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does
 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day
 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying
 bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an
 eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk.
 Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a
 bird
 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror
 test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think
 t's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing
 a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The
 elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it
 was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher
 primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly
 magpies
 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats
 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different
 stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's
 called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on
 pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch
 attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who
 nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make
 different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs
 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us
 than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non-
 aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They
 engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex
 (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work
 in, lemme tell you
 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud
 11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies
 (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear)
 12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow
 antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed
 theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little
 kids that
 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect.
 One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice
 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of
 them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've
 never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there
 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color-their babies are bright orange
 Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate
 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, thei
 skin is black
 This is all excellent and awesome and am a happier, better person for this
 knowledge
 Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh
 This was really cool to read actually
Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts
                
            

            
            
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    soap opera: @grumpykylos
 Adam Driver suffers from an
 anxiety disorder and has stated
 that it takes a lot of courage for
 him to pursue/continue acting
 because he is afraid of people
 laughing at his appearance. So,
 yeah, fuck y'all for mocking him
 12/17/17, 2:24 PM
<p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/168723106056/vesperfiend-emeraldboreas-vesperfiend" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://vesperfiend.tumblr.com/post/168720779346/emeraldboreas-vesperfiend-jathis" class="tumblr_blog">vesperfiend</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/168720531611/vesperfiend-jathis" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://vesperfiend.tumblr.com/post/168718804991/jathis-just-another-star-wars-account-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">vesperfiend</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://jathis.tumblr.com/post/168699306119/just-another-star-wars-account-i-can-understand" class="tumblr_blog">jathis</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://just-another-star-wars-account.tumblr.com/post/168690295071/i-can-understand-not-liking-the-character-of-kylo" class="tumblr_blog">just-another-star-wars-account</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I can understand not liking the character of Kylo Ren but making fun of the actor isn’t right</p></blockquote>

<p>That’s why Channing Tatum and John Boyega help him during public appearances.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Adam Driver is a piece of shit who said there were good and bad people with the rebellion and the first order. Literally defending nazis in a really important time in history. People shouldn’t make fun of his looks but I have no sympathy for nazi apologists I don’t care if they have anxiety or not 🤷‍♀️</p></blockquote>

<p>Do you know what “literally” means?</p></blockquote>

<p>In a time of Nazis LITERALLY marching in the streets and people saying there’s “good people on both sides” the fact that he used that exact phrasing when talking about something that is an OBVIOUS parallel to Nazis is LITERALLY defending Nazis you absolute buffoon</p></blockquote>

<p>For Adam Driver to literally defend Nazis, he’d have to defend the Nazi Party and its ideology. </p><p>Instead, he made the rather lukewarm statement that there are good people on both sides, a concept explored in the movie through Finn’s character and his own character’s story arc.</p><p>The First Order, like many fictional regimes in modern media, are modeled after the Third Reich because said Reich was scary. The imagery is iconic and striking, and the word Nazi has become a byword for “bad guys.” Villains’ costumes are often still based on them, even in media that has nothing to do with WWII. </p><p>You’re being emotionally manipulated by garden-variety costuming and props. </p></blockquote>

<p>Oh my gooooooooooooooooooosh are we really actually calling a man a Nazi apologist for something he said about fucking fictional characters in a soap opera about space wizards? I’m done.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                soap opera: @grumpykylos
 Adam Driver suffers from an
 anxiety disorder and has stated
 that it takes a lot of courage for
 him to pursue/continue acting
 because he is afraid of people
 laughing at his appearance. So,
 yeah, fuck y'all for mocking him
 12/17/17, 2:24 PM
<p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/168723106056/vesperfiend-emeraldboreas-vesperfiend" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://vesperfiend.tumblr.com/post/168720779346/emeraldboreas-vesperfiend-jathis" class="tumblr_blog">vesperfiend</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/168720531611/vesperfiend-jathis" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://vesperfiend.tumblr.com/post/168718804991/jathis-just-another-star-wars-account-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">vesperfiend</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://jathis.tumblr.com/post/168699306119/just-another-star-wars-account-i-can-understand" class="tumblr_blog">jathis</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://just-another-star-wars-account.tumblr.com/post/168690295071/i-can-understand-not-liking-the-character-of-kylo" class="tumblr_blog">just-another-star-wars-account</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I can understand not liking the character of Kylo Ren but making fun of the actor isn’t right</p></blockquote>

<p>That’s why Channing Tatum and John Boyega help him during public appearances.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Adam Driver is a piece of shit who said there were good and bad people with the rebellion and the first order. Literally defending nazis in a really important time in history. People shouldn’t make fun of his looks but I have no sympathy for nazi apologists I don’t care if they have anxiety or not 🤷‍♀️</p></blockquote>

<p>Do you know what “literally” means?</p></blockquote>

<p>In a time of Nazis LITERALLY marching in the streets and people saying there’s “good people on both sides” the fact that he used that exact phrasing when talking about something that is an OBVIOUS parallel to Nazis is LITERALLY defending Nazis you absolute buffoon</p></blockquote>

<p>For Adam Driver to literally defend Nazis, he’d have to defend the Nazi Party and its ideology. </p><p>Instead, he made the rather lukewarm statement that there are good people on both sides, a concept explored in the movie through Finn’s character and his own character’s story arc.</p><p>The First Order, like many fictional regimes in modern media, are modeled after the Third Reich because said Reich was scary. The imagery is iconic and striking, and the word Nazi has become a byword for “bad guys.” Villains’ costumes are often still based on them, even in media that has nothing to do with WWII. </p><p>You’re being emotionally manipulated by garden-variety costuming and props. </p></blockquote>

<p>Oh my gooooooooooooooooooosh are we really actually calling a man a Nazi apologist for something he said about fucking fictional characters in a soap opera about space wizards? I’m done.</p>
                
            

            
            
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    soap opera: C
 ,d 40%. 11:52 PM
 minesottafatspoollegend
 i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir
 the mighty golden eagle and his most
 trusted advisor who would never betray him,
 gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous"
 es
 When my sister and I were kids we had
 this one action figure, who was actually a
 brutalized batman doll without his cape
 (the dog chewed half his head, too), who
 we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor. The
 idea was that in the fictional society of our
 toys, chancellor just came with the word 'evil
 in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition
 Like 'grand' or 'high' or something along those
 lines
 Anyway, the running gag was that the king
 (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had
 absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancel-
 lor Traytor, who basically comported himself
 like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and
 Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was
 always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had
 something to do with the nefarious scheme
 of the day. The dude even carried around a
 poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer
 The additional twist on the joke, though, was
 that he never was behind anything. The king
 was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor
 was the most devoted civil servant in the
 entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his
 nights working on writing up new legislature
 to ensure that b
 mobility devices, was always on the lookout
 to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city
 infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that
 once got half the 'settlement' in my sister and
 I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that
 vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched
 roken toys had access to
 the dog
 The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic
 as the evil in his name. See, Action Figure
 Dystopia had a long history of corrupted
 monarchs getting too big for their thrones and
 exploiting the underclasses. The job of the
 Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant,
 and loyally serve a good ruler-or, if the regent
 should became a despot, to slay them on
 behalf of the people
 But since killing the king would be a terrible
 crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind
 of person who would willingly die to spare
 the people from the plight of a wicked leader,
 because the murder would be pinned on them,
 in order to keep the 'machinery of politics
 working as smoothly as ever
 Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary
 in which my sister I would take turns writing
 out the most over-the-top good shit he'd done
 behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else
 had finished talking shit about him. I don't
 know why but we got the biggest kick out of
 in
 Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that
 Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see
 how wicked he is?!
 Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
 Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With
 Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if
 someone puts a knife in the king's back,
 we'll know where to look!
 Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was
 feeding ducks at the park when I noticed
 another legless action figure sitting by the
 benches. I put a hundred dollars into his
 bag while he wasn't looking. I really need to
 increase budgeting to the medical treatment
 centers. If only we had enough glue, I think
 we would see far fewer toys trying to get by
 without limbs... insert iconic evil laugh*
 Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell
 victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees,
 and she decided he was too busted up to keep
 and tossed him out. My littler brother, who
 tended to follow my sister and I's games like
 he was watching a daily soap opera, cried
 so hard that we had to do a special 'episode
 where one of the toys found the Evil
 Chancellor's diary, and so he got a big huge
 memorial and the king threw himself into the
 empty grave and then ordered the toys driving
 the toy bulldozer to bury him so that 'Traytors
 grave would have a body' (this seemed very
 important for some reason)
 And then we had the Quest For a New King
 Somehow or another that ended up being a
 giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra
 Source: sweetbabyr
 aysgourmetsauces
 79,144 notes
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                soap opera: C
 ,d 40%. 11:52 PM
 minesottafatspoollegend
 i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir
 the mighty golden eagle and his most
 trusted advisor who would never betray him,
 gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous"
 es
 When my sister and I were kids we had
 this one action figure, who was actually a
 brutalized batman doll without his cape
 (the dog chewed half his head, too), who
 we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor. The
 idea was that in the fictional society of our
 toys, chancellor just came with the word 'evil
 in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition
 Like 'grand' or 'high' or something along those
 lines
 Anyway, the running gag was that the king
 (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had
 absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancel-
 lor Traytor, who basically comported himself
 like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and
 Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was
 always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had
 something to do with the nefarious scheme
 of the day. The dude even carried around a
 poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer
 The additional twist on the joke, though, was
 that he never was behind anything. The king
 was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor
 was the most devoted civil servant in the
 entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his
 nights working on writing up new legislature
 to ensure that b
 mobility devices, was always on the lookout
 to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city
 infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that
 once got half the 'settlement' in my sister and
 I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that
 vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched
 roken toys had access to
 the dog
 The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic
 as the evil in his name. See, Action Figure
 Dystopia had a long history of corrupted
 monarchs getting too big for their thrones and
 exploiting the underclasses. The job of the
 Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant,
 and loyally serve a good ruler-or, if the regent
 should became a despot, to slay them on
 behalf of the people
 But since killing the king would be a terrible
 crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind
 of person who would willingly die to spare
 the people from the plight of a wicked leader,
 because the murder would be pinned on them,
 in order to keep the 'machinery of politics
 working as smoothly as ever
 Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary
 in which my sister I would take turns writing
 out the most over-the-top good shit he'd done
 behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else
 had finished talking shit about him. I don't
 know why but we got the biggest kick out of
 in
 Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that
 Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see
 how wicked he is?!
 Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
 Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With
 Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if
 someone puts a knife in the king's back,
 we'll know where to look!
 Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was
 feeding ducks at the park when I noticed
 another legless action figure sitting by the
 benches. I put a hundred dollars into his
 bag while he wasn't looking. I really need to
 increase budgeting to the medical treatment
 centers. If only we had enough glue, I think
 we would see far fewer toys trying to get by
 without limbs... insert iconic evil laugh*
 Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell
 victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees,
 and she decided he was too busted up to keep
 and tossed him out. My littler brother, who
 tended to follow my sister and I's games like
 he was watching a daily soap opera, cried
 so hard that we had to do a special 'episode
 where one of the toys found the Evil
 Chancellor's diary, and so he got a big huge
 memorial and the king threw himself into the
 empty grave and then ordered the toys driving
 the toy bulldozer to bury him so that 'Traytors
 grave would have a body' (this seemed very
 important for some reason)
 And then we had the Quest For a New King
 Somehow or another that ended up being a
 giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra
 Source: sweetbabyr
 aysgourmetsauces
 79,144 notes
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    soap opera: Anonymous | 741797107
 6 min. ago ..
 30 year old NEET
 wake up at 2pm
 had accident in sleep which I rolled
 around in
 grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my
 best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
 tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
 plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs
 and piss bottles in my room
 102.0 kB JPG
 waddle downstairs to check GBP board
 wait a minute to catch my breath before l
 look
 just enough Good Boy Points for some
 tendies and sauce!
 legs buckle under own weight
 roll myself into the living room where
 mummy is watching her favorite soap
 opera
 "mummy mummy I have enough Good
 Boy Points for some tendies!"
 >she turns to me with the most disqusting
 look on her face while I lay flat on the
 ground stuggling to get up
 "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some
 tendies for you'"
 she struggles to go to the kitchen without
 vomitting from the smell and sight of my
 obese, putrid, feces and semen covered
 she pulls the tendies out of the freezer
 after letting the oven heat up as she begins
 to cry into the sink

 I roll over and pull myself up to my high
 chair that starts to creak as I sit down
 have my crayons and Ninja Turtles
 coloring book to occupy me while I wait
 the tendies are finally done and she puts
 them on my plate
 she can't hold back the vomit as I open my
 mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all
 over my plate
 I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l
 eat them along with the vomit
 "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy
 thanks mummy
 do my best to muster a smile but the rows
 of decaying teeth only disgust mummy
 further
 high-chair finally breaks from my heft
 causes me to have another accident
 mum runs away to her room, sobbing
 uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
 I just sit there on floor, in my own filth,
 thinking about what a disappointment I am
 mfw
Anon is a dissapointment
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                soap opera: Anonymous | 741797107
 6 min. ago ..
 30 year old NEET
 wake up at 2pm
 had accident in sleep which I rolled
 around in
 grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my
 best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
 tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
 plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs
 and piss bottles in my room
 102.0 kB JPG
 waddle downstairs to check GBP board
 wait a minute to catch my breath before l
 look
 just enough Good Boy Points for some
 tendies and sauce!
 legs buckle under own weight
 roll myself into the living room where
 mummy is watching her favorite soap
 opera
 "mummy mummy I have enough Good
 Boy Points for some tendies!"
 >she turns to me with the most disqusting
 look on her face while I lay flat on the
 ground stuggling to get up
 "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some
 tendies for you'"
 she struggles to go to the kitchen without
 vomitting from the smell and sight of my
 obese, putrid, feces and semen covered
 she pulls the tendies out of the freezer
 after letting the oven heat up as she begins
 to cry into the sink

 I roll over and pull myself up to my high
 chair that starts to creak as I sit down
 have my crayons and Ninja Turtles
 coloring book to occupy me while I wait
 the tendies are finally done and she puts
 them on my plate
 she can't hold back the vomit as I open my
 mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all
 over my plate
 I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l
 eat them along with the vomit
 "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy
 thanks mummy
 do my best to muster a smile but the rows
 of decaying teeth only disgust mummy
 further
 high-chair finally breaks from my heft
 causes me to have another accident
 mum runs away to her room, sobbing
 uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
 I just sit there on floor, in my own filth,
 thinking about what a disappointment I am
 mfw
Anon is a dissapointment
                
            

            
            
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    soap opera: The Aeiwllork Times
 Female Hotness Index (FHI)
 Data Sources: Ancedotal Evidence,
 Vacation Trips, /int/ Posts, Hotness
 of First Lady, US Census, World
 Bank, United Nations, Office of
 Data and Statistics of the Russian
 Federation, and ESPN.
 | Decent
 Nice|
 | Beautiful
 | Absolute Perfection
 Revolting
 Horrendous
 Horrible
 Fairly Bad
 Not good
 . Meh
 Attractive
 No Data
<p><a href="https://timidhedgie.tumblr.com/post/160640663612/nyc-conservative-hot-chubbies-with-cheese" class="tumblr_blog">timidhedgie</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://nyc-conservative.tumblr.com/post/160640076667/hot-chubbies-with-cheese" class="tumblr_blog">nyc-conservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://hot-chubbies-with-cheese.tumblr.com/post/160639477884/slav-one-squatting-by-aeternuseternus" class="tumblr_blog">hot-chubbies-with-cheese</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://slav-one-squatting-by.tumblr.com/post/160638468751/aeternuseternus-land-of-maps-female" class="tumblr_blog">slav-one-squatting-by</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://aeternuseternus.tumblr.com/post/160638446560/land-of-maps-female-attractiveness-according-to" class="tumblr_blog">aeternuseternus</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://land-of-maps.tumblr.com/post/160629287956/female-attractiveness-according-to-4chan1368x844" class="tumblr_blog">land-of-maps</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Female attractiveness according to 4chan[1368X844]</p></blockquote>

<p>tag yourself im horrible</p></blockquote>

<p>Revolting</p></blockquote>

<p>Nice</p></blockquote>

<p>HAVE THESE ASSHOLES NEVER SEEN AFRICAN WOMEN AND HOW ABSOLUTELY STUNNING THEY ARE?!!</p></blockquote>

<p>Damn lol the people on 4chan don’t get out much do they? I’ve seen ugly Russian women with flat chests and no ass. Why does everybody think they’re hot? Most Brazilian women are attractive. I guess they’ve never seen a Brazilian soap opera or the Brazilian women I know? Lol</p></blockquote>

<p>How is this kind of thing even determined? Hotness is extremely subjective. Of course the people who contributed to this are almost certainly people who have picture boards tagged &ldquo;aryan women only 😍😍😍&rdquo;

</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="224" data-tumblr-attribution="adobekenobi:mkRklGZUsZafjje19xjcQA:ZyQKWs2ANfndy" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2c5c54072dac3af7bbff1b70fd149d4/tumblr_o4gulbwVYC1snkwfjo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2c5c54072dac3af7bbff1b70fd149d4/tumblr_inline_opxcab9bxU1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="224" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2c5c54072dac3af7bbff1b70fd149d4/tumblr_o4gulbwVYC1snkwfjo1_400.gif"/></figure>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                soap opera: The Aeiwllork Times
 Female Hotness Index (FHI)
 Data Sources: Ancedotal Evidence,
 Vacation Trips, /int/ Posts, Hotness
 of First Lady, US Census, World
 Bank, United Nations, Office of
 Data and Statistics of the Russian
 Federation, and ESPN.
 | Decent
 Nice|
 | Beautiful
 | Absolute Perfection
 Revolting
 Horrendous
 Horrible
 Fairly Bad
 Not good
 . Meh
 Attractive
 No Data
<p><a href="https://timidhedgie.tumblr.com/post/160640663612/nyc-conservative-hot-chubbies-with-cheese" class="tumblr_blog">timidhedgie</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://nyc-conservative.tumblr.com/post/160640076667/hot-chubbies-with-cheese" class="tumblr_blog">nyc-conservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://hot-chubbies-with-cheese.tumblr.com/post/160639477884/slav-one-squatting-by-aeternuseternus" class="tumblr_blog">hot-chubbies-with-cheese</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://slav-one-squatting-by.tumblr.com/post/160638468751/aeternuseternus-land-of-maps-female" class="tumblr_blog">slav-one-squatting-by</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://aeternuseternus.tumblr.com/post/160638446560/land-of-maps-female-attractiveness-according-to" class="tumblr_blog">aeternuseternus</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://land-of-maps.tumblr.com/post/160629287956/female-attractiveness-according-to-4chan1368x844" class="tumblr_blog">land-of-maps</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Female attractiveness according to 4chan[1368X844]</p></blockquote>

<p>tag yourself im horrible</p></blockquote>

<p>Revolting</p></blockquote>

<p>Nice</p></blockquote>

<p>HAVE THESE ASSHOLES NEVER SEEN AFRICAN WOMEN AND HOW ABSOLUTELY STUNNING THEY ARE?!!</p></blockquote>

<p>Damn lol the people on 4chan don’t get out much do they? I’ve seen ugly Russian women with flat chests and no ass. Why does everybody think they’re hot? Most Brazilian women are attractive. I guess they’ve never seen a Brazilian soap opera or the Brazilian women I know? Lol</p></blockquote>

<p>How is this kind of thing even determined? Hotness is extremely subjective. Of course the people who contributed to this are almost certainly people who have picture boards tagged &ldquo;aryan women only 😍😍😍&rdquo;

</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="224" data-tumblr-attribution="adobekenobi:mkRklGZUsZafjje19xjcQA:ZyQKWs2ANfndy" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2c5c54072dac3af7bbff1b70fd149d4/tumblr_o4gulbwVYC1snkwfjo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2c5c54072dac3af7bbff1b70fd149d4/tumblr_inline_opxcab9bxU1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="224" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2c5c54072dac3af7bbff1b70fd149d4/tumblr_o4gulbwVYC1snkwfjo1_400.gif"/></figure>
                
            

            
            
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    soap opera: es,
Power dinner with the two biggest soap opera icons, Eric Braeden and @mauricebenard. generalhospital theyoungsndtherestless
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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Power dinner with the two biggest soap opera icons, Eric Braeden and @mauricebenard. generalhospital theyoungsndtherestless
                
            

            
            
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    soap opera: cat: plotting for your death
 And also cat: think i change my mind
 @DrSmashlove
Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side and kiss it and then wink at u and then ride it like the Ginuwine song. She keep it grown and sexy - I ain't mad at u girl, u was raised on "Days of Our Lives". U passionate 😍. But see the new crop of girls Bruh they was raised on the Maury show. Ain't no classy soap opera bih. This is a show where men do a dance when they find out a child is NOT theirs - that shit turn u to a savage 👹. So u got girls who give 2005 Mustang top - that's that joint where they use their hand and mouth in swirly motion. I ain't mad at y'all, I remember when that car came out: Racy 😍. But see it's new top out now. That 2018 Tesla driverless top. "Hands-free" because she sitting on her hands. I'm just in her throat googly eyed like "I don't know how this is anatomically possible right now with my situation blocking the path of oxygen entry to your body but u seem to like it? 🤤." Now see my generation, we pull out when the volcano bout to erupt out of courtesy. But that 2018 model Bruh her mouth a heat seeking missile. I yank out and she like "boy if u don't bring that ice cream cone back this minute" and just like that I'm back in the Chamber of Doom. This right here Bruh? This is when my eyes roll back in my head and I turn into a Roman statue on yo ass. Don't call the paramedics, just know that u suctioned the soul out of me and that it's gon take a minute for my soul to migrate back to my body. And I'm like "u wouldn't let me go! I was afraid you were gonna choke!" And she look at me deadass and said: "IDK. I kinda like gagging 🤷‍♀️." And right then Bruh, a single tear formed in my right, pupil-less Fetty Wap rolled-back eye and just like creepy-ass Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire I whispered, "you...complete me." And like a G she said "I'm gonna go brush my teeth, you want some water?" Bruh I can't. To be honest? I don't even know where y'all take it from here. Bottom line: never doubt a woman's creativity. They always gon do shit that's gon make u fall in love and wanna have chirren 💑. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                soap opera: cat: plotting for your death
 And also cat: think i change my mind
 @DrSmashlove
Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side and kiss it and then wink at u and then ride it like the Ginuwine song. She keep it grown and sexy - I ain't mad at u girl, u was raised on "Days of Our Lives". U passionate 😍. But see the new crop of girls Bruh they was raised on the Maury show. Ain't no classy soap opera bih. This is a show where men do a dance when they find out a child is NOT theirs - that shit turn u to a savage 👹. So u got girls who give 2005 Mustang top - that's that joint where they use their hand and mouth in swirly motion. I ain't mad at y'all, I remember when that car came out: Racy 😍. But see it's new top out now. That 2018 Tesla driverless top. "Hands-free" because she sitting on her hands. I'm just in her throat googly eyed like "I don't know how this is anatomically possible right now with my situation blocking the path of oxygen entry to your body but u seem to like it? 🤤." Now see my generation, we pull out when the volcano bout to erupt out of courtesy. But that 2018 model Bruh her mouth a heat seeking missile. I yank out and she like "boy if u don't bring that ice cream cone back this minute" and just like that I'm back in the Chamber of Doom. This right here Bruh? This is when my eyes roll back in my head and I turn into a Roman statue on yo ass. Don't call the paramedics, just know that u suctioned the soul out of me and that it's gon take a minute for my soul to migrate back to my body. And I'm like "u wouldn't let me go! I was afraid you were gonna choke!" And she look at me deadass and said: "IDK. I kinda like gagging 🤷‍♀️." And right then Bruh, a single tear formed in my right, pupil-less Fetty Wap rolled-back eye and just like creepy-ass Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire I whispered, "you...complete me." And like a G she said "I'm gonna go brush my teeth, you want some water?" Bruh I can't. To be honest? I don't even know where y'all take it from here. Bottom line: never doubt a woman's creativity. They always gon do shit that's gon make u fall in love and wanna have chirren 💑. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side an...