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So Hungry: Me calling my mom to get advice on any adult inconvenience "Mom, what the hell is an audit and also can I borrow $500 dollars cuz I'm so hungry" πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (@barrysbanterbus πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§)
So Hungry: Me calling my mom to get advice on any
 adult inconvenience
"Mom, what the hell is an audit and also can I borrow $500 dollars cuz I'm so hungry" πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (@barrysbanterbus πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§)

"Mom, what the hell is an audit and also can I borrow $500 dollars cuz I'm so hungry" πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ (@barrysbanterbus πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§)

So Hungry: g0 2V Thanks for the shirt. Asshole <p>Me so hungry. via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2gZXCZx">http://ift.tt/2gZXCZx</a></p>
So Hungry: g0
 2V
 Thanks for the shirt.
 Asshole
<p>Me so hungry. via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2gZXCZx">http://ift.tt/2gZXCZx</a></p>

<p>Me so hungry. via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2gZXCZx">http://ift.tt/2gZXCZx</a></p>

So Hungry: o e 0 iPhone Software Update 3. Transfer. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, or sublicense the ioS Software. You may, however (a) Oh you know what? This is page 46, nobody's still reading this. I bet only about five people clicked to read the T&Cs in the first place- we might as well just say anything we like. Tony on floor 5 of Apple HQ smells of sardines. When someone sends a funny email around the offices we have to reply with itaughed. It's in our job description. Remember that legal kertuffle over Apple & Apple studios? Want to know how we fixed it? We bought The Beaties. We have the surviving ones come and sing to us for scraps. We're looking at ways to reanimate the dead ones. The canteen only sells apple products. Apples, apple juice, apple flapjacks, toffee apples. We get fired if we're caught eating anything without apples in it. IM ALLERGIC TO APPLES AND I'M ALWAYS SO HUNGRY r or We faked the moon landings. Did it in 2008, then brainwashed you all to of believe it happened in 1969, just because we could. If anyone finds out I've leaked this information, I'll be killed. But no one will ever, ever read this. (b) you do not retain any copies of the iOS Software, full or partial, including copies stored on a computer or other storage device; and (c) the party receiving the iOS Software reads and agrees to accept the terms and conditions of this License. Decline Agree Save OPiCALo hOwtohideyourfeelings: nocaresnoregrets: "Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions" How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT Someone didnt give a single heck
So Hungry: o e 0
 iPhone Software Update
 3. Transfer. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, or
 sublicense the ioS Software. You may, however (a)
 Oh you know what? This is page 46, nobody's still reading this. I bet only
 about five people clicked to read the T&Cs in the first place- we might as
 well just say anything we like.
 Tony on floor 5 of Apple HQ smells of sardines.
 When someone sends a funny email around the offices we have to reply
 with itaughed. It's in our job description.
 Remember that legal kertuffle over Apple & Apple studios? Want to know
 how we fixed it? We bought The Beaties. We have the surviving ones come
 and sing to us for scraps. We're looking at ways to reanimate the dead ones.
 The canteen only sells apple products. Apples, apple juice, apple flapjacks,
 toffee apples. We get fired if we're caught eating anything without apples
 in it. IM ALLERGIC TO APPLES AND I'M ALWAYS SO HUNGRY
 r or
 We faked the moon landings. Did it in 2008, then brainwashed you all to
 of believe it happened in 1969, just because we could. If anyone finds out
 I've leaked this information, I'll be killed. But no one will ever, ever read this.
 (b) you do not retain any copies of the iOS Software, full or partial,
 including copies stored on a computer or other storage device; and (c)
 the party receiving the iOS Software reads and agrees to accept the
 terms and conditions of this License.
 Decline Agree
 Save
 OPiCALo
 hOwtohideyourfeelings:
 nocaresnoregrets:
 "Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and
 conditions"
 How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT
Someone didnt give a single heck

Someone didnt give a single heck

So Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107 6 min. ago .. 30 year old NEET wake up at 2pm had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room 102.0 kB JPG waddle downstairs to check GBP board wait a minute to catch my breath before l look just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce! legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera "mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disqusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you'" she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down have my crayons and Ninja Turtles coloring book to occupy me while I wait the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l eat them along with the vomit "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy thanks mummy do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further high-chair finally breaks from my heft causes me to have another accident mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am mfw Anon is a dissapointment
So Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107
 6 min. ago ..
 30 year old NEET
 wake up at 2pm
 had accident in sleep which I rolled
 around in
 grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my
 best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
 tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
 plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs
 and piss bottles in my room
 102.0 kB JPG
 waddle downstairs to check GBP board
 wait a minute to catch my breath before l
 look
 just enough Good Boy Points for some
 tendies and sauce!
 legs buckle under own weight
 roll myself into the living room where
 mummy is watching her favorite soap
 opera
 "mummy mummy I have enough Good
 Boy Points for some tendies!"
 >she turns to me with the most disqusting
 look on her face while I lay flat on the
 ground stuggling to get up
 "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some
 tendies for you'"
 she struggles to go to the kitchen without
 vomitting from the smell and sight of my
 obese, putrid, feces and semen covered
 she pulls the tendies out of the freezer
 after letting the oven heat up as she begins
 to cry into the sink

 I roll over and pull myself up to my high
 chair that starts to creak as I sit down
 have my crayons and Ninja Turtles
 coloring book to occupy me while I wait
 the tendies are finally done and she puts
 them on my plate
 she can't hold back the vomit as I open my
 mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all
 over my plate
 I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l
 eat them along with the vomit
 "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy
 thanks mummy
 do my best to muster a smile but the rows
 of decaying teeth only disgust mummy
 further
 high-chair finally breaks from my heft
 causes me to have another accident
 mum runs away to her room, sobbing
 uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
 I just sit there on floor, in my own filth,
 thinking about what a disappointment I am
 mfw
Anon is a dissapointment

Anon is a dissapointment

So Hungry: t When dinner ain't ready but you so hungry @eddthepug 🐢
So Hungry: t
When dinner ain't ready but you so hungry @eddthepug 🐢

When dinner ain't ready but you so hungry @eddthepug 🐢