✅ 25+ Best Memes About Slow Down

slow down: “Boy slow down” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

“Boy slow down” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Slow down there, Satan

slow down: bogleech: cazort: marvelousgameofdisneythrones: pangur-and-grim: my favourite part of the Evolutionary Biology courses I took at the University of Toronto was learning that several bird species have 3+ sexes? the ruff bird is a great example - each male variant has a different (and successful!) reproductive strategy, and a different chromosomal sequence. unlike the ruff bird, human sex falls into a bimodal distribution - this means there are two strong peaks (”typical” male and female morphs), with a whole lot in between. evolution is nice way of saying “statistics played out longterm among living organisms”, and evolutionarily successful traits….aren’t something to hold up as natural or moral, or representative of an advanced state. it’s literally just fuck tactics that make your group size increase. (though fucking isn’t always the best route, as asexual reproduction is massively advantageous as a short-term strategy, and certain species dominate the landscape by switching between sexual/asexual depending on environmental conditions) besides all that, the strength of humankind has always been our ability to work together communally, and that’s straight science. so even if you went down the extremely problematic path of valuing fellow humans based on their potential evolutionary contribution (coughs, eugenics, coughs), there would still be zero scientific basis behind discriminating against trans, non-binary and intersex people. tl;dr here’s a challenge to all the bigots out there: please stop using “science” as a defence when the actual science is (overwhelmingly) against you. Science: pissing off bigots of all kinds since its inception. I find White-throated sparrows fascinating. They have two color morphs, the bright one: And the drab one: The two morphs have very different behavior. The bright ones are more aggressive, setting up territories and defending them, being more aggressive about defending against predators. They sing more often. The dull ones are quieter and less aggressive. They are more attentive to the nest, and better at feeding nestlings. The morphs tend to make a good pairing for raising children because they specialize in different roles. The dull-colored birds, being more camouflaged, are safer when sitting on the nest, and are better able to hide. The bright-colored birds, being more visible, are better able to intimidate predators and rivals. Interestingly though, both color morphs occur in both female and male birds. And birds tend to pair up with both opposite sex and opposite color morph birds. The dimorphism and different roles that, in most birds, are strongly associated with biological sex, in this species has evolved to be abstracted and separated from biological sex. Some people have described this system as the birds having “four sexes”. It’s been proposed that some life may have only first split into multiple sexes in order to confuse or slow down parasites so maybe some folks get offended cause deep down they just think roundworms will get them

bogleech: cazort: marvelousgameofdisneythrones: pangur-and-grim: my favourite part of the Evolutionary Biology courses I took at the...

slow down: Crazy how your abdominal muscles can slow down time (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Crazy how your abdominal muscles can slow down time (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

slow down: Crazy how your abdominal muscles can slow down time by sk8man11 MORE MEMES

Crazy how your abdominal muscles can slow down time by sk8man11 MORE MEMES

slow down: SLOW DOWN GET THERE LATE VISITING IN-LAWS Only in Jersey: Traffic safety served up with a side of attitude, humor Slow down

Slow down

slow down: SLOW DOWN GET THERE LATE VISITING IN-LAWS Only in Jersey: Traffic safety served up with a side of attitude, humor Slow down

Slow down

slow down: SLOW DOWN GET THERE LATE VISITING IN-LAWS Only in Jersey: Traffic safety served up with a side of attitude, humor Slow down

Slow down

slow down: November deadlines Me thinking November deadlines are miles away December is already approaching, please make time slow down

December is already approaching, please make time slow down

slow down: I never enjoy anything I'm always waiting for whatever's next. I think everyone's like that, Living life in fast forward, Never stopping to enjoy the moment, Busy trying to rush through everything. So that we can get on with whatever we're really supposed to be doing with our lives. I get these flashes of clarity. Brilliant clarity. Where for a second I stop and think, "Wait. This is it. This is my life. I better slow down and enjoy it, because one day we are all going to end up in the ground and that'll be it. We'll be gone." - Stuck in Love https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

slow down: Canada uses fake potholes to slow down traffic Louisiana prefers the 3D Method That’s why I love Canada

That’s why I love Canada

slow down: IMA RECKLE55 MISTAKET COLD NIGHTS INTAKE 3OEKC. 0 0 O O MAONE NIGHT TOO LONG THE HHAT DON'T GET SPOKE MCOMDA OUTRONG antifaspiderman: all my life I’ve been living in the fast lane, can’t slow down I’m a rolling freight train

antifaspiderman: all my life I’ve been living in the fast lane, can’t slow down I’m a rolling freight train

slow down: Never let your computer know that you are in a hurry Data Flair Computers can smell fear, They slow down if they know that you are running out of time NEVER

NEVER

slow down: DONTCHA WOAH WOAH WOAH, SLOW DOWN, FRIEND. KNOW THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO STOP AND SMELL (THE FLOWERS TYPE TYPE TYPE B FLOWER SMELLING CHAMPION TYPE A TYPE OWLTURD.COM Type A Er Type B????

Type A Er Type B????

slow down: DONTCHA WOAH WOAH WOAH, SLOW DOWN, FRIEND. KNOW THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO STOP AND SMELL (THE FLOWERS TYPE TYPE TYPE B FLOWER SMELLING CHAMPION TYPE A TYPE OWLTURD.COM Type A Er Type B????

Type A Er Type B????

slow down: ooo Verizon e 53% 11:14 PM Gary YOU MATCHED WITH GARY ON 2/25/17 Cuteee I was thinking the same thing about you Feb 26, 2017, 11:07 PM Ok so are we dating now Whoa. Slow down a little bit. We haven't even held hands yet... Sorry I'm kind of a slut Sent Home run

Home run

slow down: Yellow traffic light Slow down Driver Speeds up to avoid red light Yellow light: SABC Am la joke to you?

slow down: BUT AS AQUAMAN APPROACHES THE FORLORN YOUTH THEY'RE IN TROUBLE AND I CAN'T DO A THING TO SAVE HER! I...I ... HEY! Y-YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME! YES, BUT NEVER MIND THAT NOW! QUICK... CHANGE CLOTHES WITH ME BEHIND THAT BUSH! Slow Down Arthur…

Slow Down Arthur…

slow down: You're under arrest! It's illegal to be that thick. I'm sorry officer I can explain No exceptions. Spread em. Slow down na Role play time.

Role play time.

slow down: "I cannot stand the words Get over it. All of us are under such pressure to put our problems in the past tense. Slow down. Don't allovw others to hurry your healing. It is a process, one that may take years, occasionally, even a lifetime and that's OK." Beau Taplin //Th e Past Tense

slow down: ZODIAC SIGNS AND DRIVING: "Slow down, you're gonna get us all killed ": Taurus, Cancer, Pisces, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn "Speed up! What are you, a grandmother ? " Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Aries, Scorpio, Libra zodiacthingcom https://zodiacthing.com

slow down: Yellow traffic light Slow down Driver Speeds up to avoid red light Yellow light: SABC Am la joke to you? *Sad traffic signal noises* by KingOfChaos107 MORE MEMES

*Sad traffic signal noises* by KingOfChaos107 MORE MEMES

slow down: Yellow traffic light Slow down Driver Speeds up to avoid red light Yellow light: SABC Am la joke to you? *Sad traffic signal noises*

*Sad traffic signal noises*

slow down: goodamens Good Omens AU where nothing changes except that upon realizing that Warlock isn't the antichrist they absentmindedly bring him along for the ride, and he's just like in the background playing gameboy or something in every scene Source: goodamens 8,885 notes GET OUT OF MY WAY I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD HERE!!! Dear, maybe we should slow down a bit? WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO SLOW DOWN! NANNY CAN WE GET MCDONALD'S??? Of course, love. wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale: We have food at home. Better food. original post

wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale: We have food at home. Better food. original post

slow down: GOOD ENQUGH 0OD ENOUGH GOOD ENOU K 0NLY G OD ENOUGH I created Good Enough when I was halfway through college and needed a reminder to slow down and not stress to meet everyone else's standards, or even my own. To let myself determine my own self worth without other factors creating feelings of inadequacy. Now as a college graduate with a whole new outlook myself, I'm bringing on back the same shirts but with a new meaning for me. Every day I'm getting better at accepting myself as enough. “be yourself and know that that’s good enough” 🌺 original Good Enough shirts are restocked! shipping worldwide: https://t.co/uyhCVwl3Wy https://t.co/jgyA2mJ1nP

“be yourself and know that that’s good enough” 🌺 original Good Enough shirts are restocked! shipping worldwide: https://t.co/uyhCVwl3Wy...

slow down: "I cannot stand the words Get over it. All of us are under such pressure to put our problems in the past tense. Slow down. Don't allovw others to hurry your healing. It is a process, one that may take years, occasionally, even a lifetime and that's OK." Beau Taplin //Th e Past Tense

slow down: 99%| White Christians: We want to go on mission trips, and spread the love of Jesus to these poor souls in third world countries! Jesus: How about I just bring them to you directly, ya know, as immigrants and refugees? White Christians: SLOW DOWN THERE BUCKAROO O Just Sayin…

Just Sayin…

slow down: Slow down there, friend! You were scrolling straight down and almost fell into lava. Be more careful, ok?

slow down: Alright gang, let's see who the ghost really is! PEOPLE WHO ARE SAYTNG WE NEED TO SLOW DOWN WITH THE AREA 51 MEMES AREA 51 GUARDS Invest in Scooby-Doo unmasking memes, they are no trick! Profits will come quick. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2LkXNiH

Invest in Scooby-Doo unmasking memes, they are no trick! Profits will come quick. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2LkXNiH

slow down: Where r u??? 14:11 I F' ICKED UP 14:11 how 14:11 I WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell me u dont love me 1423 li ah 4:26 What the f ck 14:29 HELP 14:29 pollydoodles: spaghetti-and-regretti: your-villainous-neighbour: emotional-support-strapon: cryol: silverstrike: tybalt-you-saucy-boi: caribetidalwave: excellentbitch: excellentbitch: isn’t that the neck tattoo guy This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂 THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM But how could you leave out this masterpiece??? I love him yall r missing the BEST one I might have just found myself a new idol Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

pollydoodles: spaghetti-and-regretti: your-villainous-neighbour: emotional-support-strapon: cryol: silverstrike: tybalt-you-saucy-bo...

slow down: I love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die 5:11 PM 08 Jul 19 TweetDeck Meirl

Meirl

slow down: When you're fuckin your ex from behind and she says "Slow down you're hurting me" @Pullout You broke my heart. Now I'm gonna break something of yours. omg-humor: You gotta do what you gotta do !!

omg-humor: You gotta do what you gotta do !!

slow down: Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get

slow down: Driving in California Slow down to 5 MPH continue STOP Check that no one is around Wait until someone is and then cut them off. SPEED LIMIT Speed limit 65 55 SPEED LIMIT Speed limit 80 65 SPEED LIMIT No speed limit 70 True statements

True statements

slow down: slow down do Not fall into the tra of instant love.

slow down: Zookeeper: *carries sloth at walking speed Sloth: Slow down there, buddy

Slow down there, buddy

slow down: I never enjoy anytlhing I'm always waiting for whatever's next. I think everyone's like that, Living life in fast forward, Never stopping to enjoy the moment, Busy trying to rush through everything. So that we can get on with whatever we're really supposed to be doing with our lives. I get these flashes of clarity Brilliant clarity Where for a second I stop and think, "Wait. This is it. This is my life. I better slow down and enjoy it, because one day we are all going to end up in the ground and that'll be it. We'll be gone." - Stuck in Love https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

slow down: ll Verizon LTE 9:11 AM 54% Tweet Donald J. Trump @realDonaldT... 3h Twitter should let the banned Conservative Voices back onto their platform, without restriction. It's called Freedom of Speech, remember. You are making a Giant Mistake! L219.3K 15.1K 64.8K Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski Replying to @realDonaldTrump You blocked me for saying Miracle Whip was more popular than you and I had to sue you to get unblocked... Let's slow down on "Freedom Of Speech" 5:50 AM 6/9/19. Twitter for iPhone 963 Retweets 7,289 Likes Tweet your reply thoughts-of-an-x-factor: biokitty: Also, Twitter is not the government. It is a private company and has the right to disallow certain speech on its platform, ban any user it wants, and monitor the content users are sharing. Twitter banning you is not a violation of freedom of speech. I want to remind people that Trump has routinely attempted to demonize any media outlets that disagree with him and/or his inner circle. He has gone as far as attempting to have certain news outlets banned from his presidential press conferences. He has actively sought to suppress free speech in the USA…. but now he intends to invoke it because a private company refuses to provide a platform to nazis?

thoughts-of-an-x-factor: biokitty: Also, Twitter is not the government. It is a private company and has the right to disallow certain s...

slow down: WOAH WOAH WOAH, SLOW DOWN, FRIEND. DONTCHA KNOW THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO STOP AND SMELL (THE FLOWERS TPE TYPE TYPE FLOWER SMELLING CHAMPION TYPE A ITYPE

slow down: You were second. Not in my heart, but one did come before you in time. Yes, with you, it was different. There was no gender reveal party. No elaborate showers. We didn’t read all the books or check the apps every week to see what vegetable you measured up against. I didn’t take as many photos, didn’t spend every waking moment thinking about the way your hair might curl up on the ends one muggy summer day. My mind was busier; my body more tired. The worries of a first-time-mom had faded, and now my thoughts drifted to fears that I wouldn’t be enough for you. I wondered how on earth my heart could ever be big enough, how I could manage to divide my time and energy and love equally enough. And then, before I knew what happened (because, you see, time passes so much quicker the second time around), you were here. And in an instant, every fear faded. That magical feeling when you finally see the person you’ve loved for so long, face to face? It’s not a one-time deal. The world stopped for what seemed like hours as I introduced myself and sang you ‘Happy Birthday.’ And that was it. I was yours. A mom of two. A family of four. And oh, sweet baby, the lessons you’ve helped me learn. You’ve taught me how to juggle 1,000 balls without completely melting down. You’ve taught me that kids truly are resilient, and that my love covers so many gaps. You’ve taught me to slow down. To savor firsts and lasts, and to focus on what’s really important, like drinking in the smell of your hair after a bath, and memorizing your tiny fingers and your perfect baby lips. You’ve taught me to chill. To roll with the punches, and to laugh when everything falls apart. You’ve taught me how absolutely strong I can be, and you’ve given me a confidence I lacked the first time around. But more than anything, my love, you taught me that a heart is absolutely limitless in size, and that love is the antidote to fear. So, it’s true. You didn’t make me a mother. But you sure made me a better one. (via Daylight to Dark)

You were second. Not in my heart, but one did come before you in time. Yes, with you, it was different. There was no gender reveal...

slow down: 90% getting a ticket or arrested 2000% arrested every time. Will check tire tread and window tint to give you a ticket. Probably gonna ask you to slow down and give you a warning. Wore his fishing glasses to work. Probably going after work. Trying to chill for the shift. Cop guide

Cop guide

slow down: Media: Reddit a place full of nazis and hakers! Reddit in reality A wild duck appeared...slow down THIS IS JUST A NORMAL DUCK, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN IF YOU UPVOTE 會12,8k ↓ 甲203 Share Its Carl the nazi duck

Its Carl the nazi duck

slow down: Hey Free Solo Francisco, can you slow down for a SECOND https://t.co/3w6re0H1Il

Hey Free Solo Francisco, can you slow down for a SECOND https://t.co/3w6re0H1Il

slow down: WHAO! Slow down there, cowboy! Take this moment to check if you are using your mobile data instead ot witi awesomacious: Better safe than sorry, partner

awesomacious: Better safe than sorry, partner

slow down: WHAO! Slow down there, cowboy! Take this moment to check if you are using your mobile data instead ot witi Better safe than sorry, partner

Better safe than sorry, partner

slow down: Where r u??? 14:11 I F' ICKED UP 14:11 how 14:11 I WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell me u dont love me 1423 li ah 4:26 What the f ck 14:29 HELP 14:29 spaghetti-and-regretti: your-villainous-neighbour: emotional-support-strapon: cryol: silverstrike: tybalt-you-saucy-boi: caribetidalwave: excellentbitch: excellentbitch: isn’t that the neck tattoo guy This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂 THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM But how could you leave out this masterpiece??? I love him yall r missing the BEST one I might have just found myself a new idol

spaghetti-and-regretti: your-villainous-neighbour: emotional-support-strapon: cryol: silverstrike: tybalt-you-saucy-boi: caribetidal...

slow down: me in hs: hey can you go back to that last slide? I missed the last line teachers: no bc in college your profs won't slow down for you me in college: yo chill out for a sec l didn't get that slide profs: damn my bad bro

slow down: Kids these days will never know the struggle 0 49% of cc 32e47.exe Completed Saving cc from itp.netscape.com Estimated time left 39 years 8,89 MB of 180 MB copied) Download to D0ther Stutf Download \co32647 exe Transfer tale 461 KB/Sec 厂Close thisdialog box when download completes Open Open folder |cancel | spiletta42 rhis is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you'd sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn't use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you'd come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.

$slow down: Kids these days will never know the struggle 0 49% of cc 32e47.exe Completed Saving cc from itp.netscape.com Estimated time left 39 years 8,89 MB of 180 MB copied) Download to D0ther Stutf Download \co32647 exe Transfer tale 461 KB/Sec 厂Close thisdialog box when download completes Open Open folder |cancel | spiletta42 rhis is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you'd sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn't use the computer while it was doing this for fear it would crash and lose all your progress) and then you'd come back in 40 minutes and maybe it would now say 52 years or maybe it would say 3 minutes, who knew, not Windows.$

slow down: My Uber doing 43 in a 350 he better know this weed and gun going right under his seat Slow down fam.. 😩😂💀

Slow down fam.. 😩😂💀

slow down: it is not your responsibility to babysit people's insecurities. you are not obligated to slow down your bloom so they can meet you at a level they are comfortable with. your growth is too important to dim the light within you for someone still trying to find their own.

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