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Simon: 4 kilmeters away I've sailed around the world and found a shortcut. I go to Spain to chase the bulls. I gave my Parents "the talk". I make onions cry. I can speak braille. I have my cake and eat it too. It's me who has the cat's tongue. I've pulled a hat out of a rabbit. I can kill two stones with one bird. I have taught an old dog several new tricks. I tell Simon what to do. I cut knives with butter. I'm the reason Waldo is hiding. And thanks to me, the Virgin Islands are now just Islands. I don’t know if it’s a C&P, but I’ve never been more entertained by a tinder bio before.

Simon: 4 kilmeters away
I've sailed around the world and found a
shortcut. I go to Spain to chase the bulls.
I gave my Parents "the talk". I make
onions cry. I can speak braille. I have my
cake and eat it too. It's me who has the
cat's tongue. I've pulled a hat out of a
rabbit. I can kill two stones with one bird.
I have taught an old dog several new
tricks. I tell Simon what to do. I cut knives
with butter. I'm the reason Waldo is
hiding. And thanks to me, the Virgin
Islands are now just Islands.
I don’t know if it’s a C&P, but I’ve never been more entertained by a tinder bio before.

Simon: 4 kilmeters away
I've sailed around the world and found a
shortcut. I go to Spain to chase the bulls.
I gave my Parents "the talk". I make
onions cry. I can speak braille. I have my
cake and eat it too. It's me who has the
cat's tongue. I've pulled a hat out of a
rabbit. I can kill two stones with one bird.
I have taught an old dog several new
tricks. I tell Simon what to do. I cut knives
with butter. I'm the reason Waldo is
hiding. And thanks to me, the Virgin
Islands are now just Islands.
I don’t know if it’s a C&P, but I’ve never been more entertained by a tinder bio before.

I don’t know if it’s a C&P, but I’ve never been more entertained by a tinder bio before.

Simon: Simon Holland O @simoncholland One time l asked a rival dad (who l knew didn't own a torque wrench) if I could borrow his torque wrench in front of a group of people.

Simon: Simon Holland O
@simoncholland
One time l asked a rival dad (who l
knew didn't own a torque wrench) if I
could borrow his torque wrench in
front of a group of people.

Simon: Simon Holland O
@simoncholland
One time l asked a rival dad (who l
knew didn't own a torque wrench) if I
could borrow his torque wrench in
front of a group of people.

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland Oh good, an email from every single store or website l've ever bought something from.

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Oh good, an email from every
single store or website l've ever
bought something from.

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Oh good, an email from every
single store or website l've ever
bought something from.

Simon: Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once called a little girl in the hospital dying of cancer. The mother of the girl told him that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months. weird-facts.org Photo courtesy of Simon King / wikimedia awesomacious: Very wholesome indeed

Simon: Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the
Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals
and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once
called a little girl in the hospital dying of
cancer. The mother of the girl told him that
was the first time her daughter had smiled
in six months.
weird-facts.org
Photo courtesy of Simon King / wikimedia
awesomacious:

Very wholesome indeed

Simon: Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the
Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals
and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once
called a little girl in the hospital dying of
cancer. The mother of the girl told him that
was the first time her daughter had smiled
in six months.
weird-facts.org
Photo courtesy of Simon King / wikimedia
awesomacious:

Very wholesome indeed

awesomacious: Very wholesome indeed

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once called a little girl in the hospital dying of cancer. The mother of the girl told him that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months. weird-facts.org Photo courtesy of Simon King / wikimedia Very wholesome indeed

Simon: Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the
Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals
and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once
called a little girl in the hospital dying of
cancer. The mother of the girl told him that
was the first time her daughter had smiled
in six months.
weird-facts.org
Photo courtesy of Simon King / wikimedia
Very wholesome indeed

Simon: Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the
Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals
and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once
called a little girl in the hospital dying of
cancer. The mother of the girl told him that
was the first time her daughter had smiled
in six months.
weird-facts.org
Photo courtesy of Simon King / wikimedia
Very wholesome indeed

Very wholesome indeed

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: tumblr Year in Review Ships 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top 100 Ships Shipping is Tumblr’s favorite sport, and this is the Big Game. Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens Klance −1Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender JuliantinaJuliana Valdés & Valentina Carvajal, Amar a muerte Reddie +25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It Jikook −1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS Phan −3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers Reylo −5Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe Malec +1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters Bellarke −2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin, The 100 Tyrus +34TJ & Cyrus, Andi Mack GendryaGendry & Arya Stark, Game of Thrones CatradoraCatra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Supercorp −1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl Kiribaku −8Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku No Hero Academia Bumbleby +52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY Stucky −6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe Jonsa +44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Game of Thrones Bakudeku −2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia Stony +5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe Destiel −9Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural Tododeku −13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia Drarry −1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe Jonerys +43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth, Game of Thrones IronStrange −7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange, the Marvel universe EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant, SKAM France PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath, Athletes Sasusaku +2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Naruto Sheith −24Keith & Shiro, Voltron: Legendary Defender Sprousehart −10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart, Actors Harringrove +38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things Symbrock −18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock, the Marvel universe Adrienette +14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Choni −21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz, Riverdale Taekook −16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook, BTS Marichat +5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle, Emmerdale Kaylor +11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift, celebrities Erasermic +16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi, Boku no Hero Academia Ladynoir +10Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Bughead −18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones, Riverdale Spideypool −14Spider-Man & Deadpool, the Marvel universe SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones, the Marvel universe MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico Wolfstar +8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe Sterek −10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf ZaDrZim & Dib, Invader Zim DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David, Druck Camren −22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui, Fifth Harmony Soriku Sora & Riku, Kingdom Hearts Wayhaught −36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught, Wynonna Earp PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe Nalu +19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail Yoonmin −29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin, BTS LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Lapidot −23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot, Steven Universe MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven, Stranger Things Thorki −36Thor & Loki, the Marvel universe Merthur +28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin Korrasami −22Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra Starco +3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz, Star vs. the Forces of Evil BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley, Actors McHanzo −46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada, Overwatch SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt, Grey’s Anatomy Vmin −19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin, BTS CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi, SKAM España Johnlock −25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Hannigram −8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal Kacchako −32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku no Hero Academia Snowbaz +29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Carry On Kaisoo +8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo, EXO Deanoru −4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru, Runaways Larry Stylinson −15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson, One Direction WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava, SKAM Italia Clexa −28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa, The 100 Nygmobblepot −15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot, Gotham SnufminSnufkin & Moomin, Moominvalley PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman, Legacies Bubbline −54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline, Adventure Time BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway, EastEnders BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo, RuPaul’s Drag Race HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson, How to Train Your Dragon Prinxiety +4Princey & Anxiety, Thomas Sanders PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago, Brooklyn Nine-Nine RayllumCallum & Rayla, The Dragon Prince Victuuri −56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki, Yuri!!! on Ice EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe Tomdaya −6Tom Holland & Zendaya, Actors Spirk +6Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100 Todomomo −23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo, Boku no Hero Academia VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous, OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe Bechloe −62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale, Pitch Perfect ZelinkZelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100 DimilethDimitri & Byleth, Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

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Ships
2019
2019
fandom:

2019’s Top 100 Ships

Shipping is Tumblr’s favorite sport, and this is the Big Game.

Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Klance −1Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
JuliantinaJuliana Valdés & Valentina Carvajal, Amar a muerte
Reddie +25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It
Jikook −1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS
Phan −3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
Reylo −5Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe
Malec +1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters
Bellarke −2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin, The 100
Tyrus +34TJ & Cyrus, Andi Mack
GendryaGendry & Arya Stark, Game of Thrones
CatradoraCatra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Supercorp −1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl
Kiribaku −8Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku No Hero Academia
Bumbleby +52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY
Stucky −6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe
Jonsa +44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Game of Thrones
Bakudeku −2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia
Stony +5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe
Destiel −9Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
Tododeku −13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia
Drarry −1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe
Jonerys +43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth, Game of Thrones
IronStrange −7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange, the Marvel universe
EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant, SKAM France
PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath, Athletes
Sasusaku +2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Naruto
Sheith −24Keith & Shiro, Voltron: Legendary Defender
Sprousehart −10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart, Actors
Harringrove +38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things
Symbrock −18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock, the Marvel universe
Adrienette +14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Choni −21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz, Riverdale
Taekook −16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook, BTS
Marichat +5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle, Emmerdale
Kaylor +11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift, celebrities
Erasermic +16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi, Boku no Hero Academia
Ladynoir +10Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Bughead −18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones, Riverdale
Spideypool −14Spider-Man & Deadpool, the Marvel universe
SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones, the Marvel universe
MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico
Wolfstar +8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe
Sterek −10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
ZaDrZim & Dib, Invader Zim
DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David, Druck
Camren −22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui, Fifth Harmony
Soriku Sora & Riku, Kingdom Hearts
Wayhaught −36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught, Wynonna Earp
PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe
Nalu +19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail
Yoonmin −29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin, BTS
LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Lapidot −23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot, Steven Universe
MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven, Stranger Things
Thorki −36Thor & Loki, the Marvel universe
Merthur +28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Korrasami −22Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra
Starco +3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz, Star vs. the Forces of Evil
BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley, Actors
McHanzo −46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada, Overwatch
SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt, Grey’s Anatomy
Vmin −19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin, BTS
CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi, SKAM España
Johnlock −25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
Hannigram −8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
Kacchako −32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku no Hero Academia
Snowbaz +29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Carry On
Kaisoo +8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo, EXO
Deanoru −4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru, Runaways
Larry Stylinson −15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson, One Direction
WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava, SKAM Italia
Clexa −28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa, The 100
Nygmobblepot −15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot, Gotham
SnufminSnufkin & Moomin, Moominvalley
PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman, Legacies
Bubbline −54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline, Adventure Time
BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway, EastEnders
BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo, RuPaul’s Drag Race
HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson, How to Train Your Dragon
Prinxiety +4Princey & Anxiety, Thomas Sanders
PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
RayllumCallum & Rayla, The Dragon Prince
Victuuri −56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki, Yuri!!! on Ice
EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Tomdaya −6Tom Holland & Zendaya, Actors
Spirk +6Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
Todomomo −23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo, Boku no Hero Academia
VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous, OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes
RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Bechloe −62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale, Pitch Perfect
ZelinkZelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100
DimilethDimitri & Byleth, Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

Simon: tumblr Year in Review
Ships
2019
2019
fandom:

2019’s Top 100 Ships

Shipping is Tumblr’s favorite sport, and this is the Big Game.

Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Klance −1Keith & Lance, Voltron: Legendary Defender
JuliantinaJuliana Valdés & Valentina Carvajal, Amar a muerte
Reddie +25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It
Jikook −1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook, BTS
Phan −3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
Reylo −5Rey & Kylo Ren, the Star Wars universe
Malec +1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters
Bellarke −2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin, The 100
Tyrus +34TJ & Cyrus, Andi Mack
GendryaGendry & Arya Stark, Game of Thrones
CatradoraCatra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Supercorp −1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor, Supergirl
Kiribaku −8Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku No Hero Academia
Bumbleby +52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY
Stucky −6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes, the Marvel universe
Jonsa +44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Game of Thrones
Bakudeku −2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia
Stony +5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe
Destiel −9Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
Tododeku −13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku, Boku No Hero Academia
Drarry −1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe
Jonerys +43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth, Game of Thrones
IronStrange −7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange, the Marvel universe
EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant, SKAM France
PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath, Athletes
Sasusaku +2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Naruto
Sheith −24Keith & Shiro, Voltron: Legendary Defender
Sprousehart −10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart, Actors
Harringrove +38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things
Symbrock −18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock, the Marvel universe
Adrienette +14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Choni −21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz, Riverdale
Taekook −16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook, BTS
Marichat +5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle, Emmerdale
Kaylor +11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift, celebrities
Erasermic +16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi, Boku no Hero Academia
Ladynoir +10Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Bughead −18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones, Riverdale
Spideypool −14Spider-Man & Deadpool, the Marvel universe
SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones, the Marvel universe
MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico
Wolfstar +8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe
Sterek −10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale, Teen Wolf
ZaDrZim & Dib, Invader Zim
DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David, Druck
Camren −22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui, Fifth Harmony
Soriku Sora & Riku, Kingdom Hearts
Wayhaught −36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught, Wynonna Earp
PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe
Nalu +19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail
Yoonmin −29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin, BTS
LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Lapidot −23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot, Steven Universe
MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven, Stranger Things
Thorki −36Thor & Loki, the Marvel universe
Merthur +28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Korrasami −22Korra & Asami Sato, The Legend of Korra
Starco +3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz, Star vs. the Forces of Evil
BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley, Actors
McHanzo −46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada, Overwatch
SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt, Grey’s Anatomy
Vmin −19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin, BTS
CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi, SKAM España
Johnlock −25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock
Hannigram −8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
Kacchako −32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki, Boku no Hero Academia
Snowbaz +29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Carry On
Kaisoo +8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo, EXO
Deanoru −4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru, Runaways
Larry Stylinson −15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson, One Direction
WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava, SKAM Italia
Clexa −28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa, The 100
Nygmobblepot −15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot, Gotham
SnufminSnufkin & Moomin, Moominvalley
PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman, Legacies
Bubbline −54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline, Adventure Time
BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway, EastEnders
BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo, RuPaul’s Drag Race
HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson, How to Train Your Dragon
Prinxiety +4Princey & Anxiety, Thomas Sanders
PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
RayllumCallum & Rayla, The Dragon Prince
Victuuri −56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki, Yuri!!! on Ice
EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Tomdaya −6Tom Holland & Zendaya, Actors
Spirk +6Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
Todomomo −23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo, Boku no Hero Academia
VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous, OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes
RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Bechloe −62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale, Pitch Perfect
ZelinkZelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100
DimilethDimitri & Byleth, Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

fandom: 2019’s Top 100 Ships Shipping is Tumblr’s favorite sport, and this is the Big Game. Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley, Go...

Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland You don't have to have the strongest bladder, just stronger than the weakest in the group. Then you can pee and still complain about losing time on the road trip. So that’s the formula

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
You don't have to have the
strongest bladder, just stronger
than the weakest in the group.
Then you can pee and still
complain about losing time on the
road trip.
So that’s the formula

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
You don't have to have the
strongest bladder, just stronger
than the weakest in the group.
Then you can pee and still
complain about losing time on the
road trip.
So that’s the formula

So that’s the formula

Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland 12h got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland 12h
got a job at Comcast
and completed training so
I could fix my own cable
because it was faster
than being on hold with
customer service.

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland 12h
got a job at Comcast
and completed training so
I could fix my own cable
because it was faster
than being on hold with
customer service.

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: speciesbarocus: Simon Marmion - Man of Sorrows (c. 1460). Detail.

Simon: speciesbarocus:
Simon Marmion - Man of Sorrows (c. 1460). Detail.

Simon: speciesbarocus:
Simon Marmion - Man of Sorrows (c. 1460). Detail.

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Simon: StudentDebtCrisis STODENT DEBT @DebtCrisisOrg CRISIS Today, the student debt crisis reached $1,654,792,448,855 18:20 07 Aug 19 Hootsuite Inc. 1,684 Retweets 3,163 Likes Simon @gopherhockeysi 19h Replying to @DebtCrisisOrg and @andreafan111 Just made a payment, so it should have dropped by 275.00 t 173 22 3,875 Luke @LukeHinckle 18h Crisis diverted 7 t 41 2,668

Simon: StudentDebtCrisis
STODENT DEBT
@DebtCrisisOrg
CRISIS
Today, the student debt crisis
reached $1,654,792,448,855
18:20 07 Aug 19 Hootsuite Inc.
1,684 Retweets 3,163 Likes
Simon @gopherhockeysi 19h
Replying to @DebtCrisisOrg and
@andreafan111
Just made a payment, so it should have
dropped by 275.00
t 173
22
3,875
Luke @LukeHinckle 18h
Crisis diverted
7
t 41
2,668

Simon: StudentDebtCrisis
STODENT DEBT
@DebtCrisisOrg
CRISIS
Today, the student debt crisis
reached $1,654,792,448,855
18:20 07 Aug 19 Hootsuite Inc.
1,684 Retweets 3,163 Likes
Simon @gopherhockeysi 19h
Replying to @DebtCrisisOrg and
@andreafan111
Just made a payment, so it should have
dropped by 275.00
t 173
22
3,875
Luke @LukeHinckle 18h
Crisis diverted
7
t 41
2,668

Simon: jess SIMON DAY A @highwaytokells ozzy osbourne didn't do acid everyday for an entire year and somehow still be alive rn for you to disrespect him like this Never heard of it @nvrheardofit 23h lin @itzywrld Edd @Edxxard listening to post malone.. WHO is this Ozzy Osborme guy...he's so good.. he's gonna be FAMOUS AND who tf is ozzy osbourne???!??! this is why I love post malone for shining light on unknown artists POPULAR rick dalton @dennisthewolff augie AAUGIEE don't know who this ozzy osbourne Idk who this Ozzy Osbourne guy is but Posty just put him on the map guy is but shoutout post for puttin him on 13:56 07 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

Simon: jess SIMON DAY A
@highwaytokells
ozzy osbourne didn't do acid
everyday for an entire year and
somehow still be alive rn for you
to disrespect him like this
Never heard of it @nvrheardofit 23h
lin
@itzywrld
Edd
@Edxxard
listening to post malone.. WHO is this
Ozzy Osborme guy...he's so good..
he's gonna be FAMOUS AND
who tf is ozzy osbourne???!??! this is
why I love post malone for shining light
on unknown artists
POPULAR
rick dalton
@dennisthewolff
augie
AAUGIEE
don't know who this ozzy osbourne
Idk who this Ozzy Osbourne guy is but
Posty just put him on the map
guy is but shoutout post for puttin him
on
13:56 07 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

Simon: jess SIMON DAY A
@highwaytokells
ozzy osbourne didn't do acid
everyday for an entire year and
somehow still be alive rn for you
to disrespect him like this
Never heard of it @nvrheardofit 23h
lin
@itzywrld
Edd
@Edxxard
listening to post malone.. WHO is this
Ozzy Osborme guy...he's so good..
he's gonna be FAMOUS AND
who tf is ozzy osbourne???!??! this is
why I love post malone for shining light
on unknown artists
POPULAR
rick dalton
@dennisthewolff
augie
AAUGIEE
don't know who this ozzy osbourne
Idk who this Ozzy Osbourne guy is but
Posty just put him on the map
guy is but shoutout post for puttin him
on
13:56 07 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

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Simon: BOA C Minle oMics HEY SIMON! i'M GOING TO THE ARCHERY RANGE TOMORROW! COOLIYOU'LL NEED A BOW THOUGH WANNA COME? iT'S OK! i HAVE ONE! SURE! YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP! WHERE'S YOUR BON? I made a comic about Bows [OC]

Simon: BOA C
Minle
oMics
HEY SIMON! i'M GOING TO THE ARCHERY
RANGE TOMORROW!
COOLIYOU'LL NEED A BOW THOUGH
WANNA COME?
iT'S OK!
i HAVE ONE!
SURE!
YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP!
WHERE'S YOUR BON?
I made a comic about Bows [OC]

Simon: BOA C
Minle
oMics
HEY SIMON! i'M GOING TO THE ARCHERY
RANGE TOMORROW!
COOLIYOU'LL NEED A BOW THOUGH
WANNA COME?
iT'S OK!
i HAVE ONE!
SURE!
YOU'RE LOOKING SHARP!
WHERE'S YOUR BON?
I made a comic about Bows [OC]

I made a comic about Bows [OC]

Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland The best cup of coffee is when you're a parent on the weekend and you are the first one awake, the house is dark and quiet and it's starting to rain. That is THE CUP OF COFFEE. Can confirm

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
The best cup of coffee is when
you're a parent on the weekend and
you are the first one awake, the
house is dark and quiet and it's
starting to rain. That is THE CUP OF
COFFEE.
Can confirm

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
The best cup of coffee is when
you're a parent on the weekend and
you are the first one awake, the
house is dark and quiet and it's
starting to rain. That is THE CUP OF
COFFEE.
Can confirm

Can confirm

Simon: Josh 35 Sales Simon Business School 183 kilometers away 6'3" Unlike the rest of the men you're talking to, I'm actually in therapy for my problems. A self sufficient

Simon: Josh 35
Sales
Simon Business School
183 kilometers away
6'3"
Unlike the rest of the men you're talking
to, I'm actually in therapy for my
problems.
A self sufficient

Simon: Josh 35
Sales
Simon Business School
183 kilometers away
6'3"
Unlike the rest of the men you're talking
to, I'm actually in therapy for my
problems.
A self sufficient

A self sufficient

Simon: r/AskReddit Posted 7h You suddenly appear on the stage of America's Got Talent. 1,000 people are clapping and cheering. The crowd goes silent, and Simon Cowell tells you to start. What talent do you perform? Discussion 9.1k 1.7k Share Award BEST COMMENTS Biggest panic attack ever. t 4.0k Reply What would you do in the Semi Finals? t 1.3k S 1 Award Well I've seen the show, so same thing as in the audition but with back up dancers, some laser effects, and fireworks at the end. t 1.9k me🚫irl by criosovereign MORE MEMES

Simon: r/AskReddit
Posted
7h
You suddenly appear on the stage of
America's Got Talent. 1,000 people are
clapping and cheering. The crowd goes
silent, and Simon Cowell tells you to
start. What talent do you perform?
Discussion
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1.7k
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Award
BEST COMMENTS
Biggest panic attack ever.
t 4.0k
Reply
What would you do in the Semi Finals?
t 1.3k
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Well I've seen the show, so same thing as in the
audition but with back up dancers, some laser
effects, and fireworks at the end.
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Simon: r/AskReddit
Posted
7h
You suddenly appear on the stage of
America's Got Talent. 1,000 people are
clapping and cheering. The crowd goes
silent, and Simon Cowell tells you to
start. What talent do you perform?
Discussion
9.1k
1.7k
Share
Award
BEST COMMENTS
Biggest panic attack ever.
t 4.0k
Reply
What would you do in the Semi Finals?
t 1.3k
S 1 Award
Well I've seen the show, so same thing as in the
audition but with back up dancers, some laser
effects, and fireworks at the end.
t 1.9k
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Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland A rival dad mentioned he was up at 6:00 this morning so I told him it must be nice to get to sleep in on a weekday. 7:40 18 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone I wish I could sleep in

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
A rival dad mentioned he was up
at 6:00 this morning so I told him it
must be nice to get to sleep in on a
weekday.
7:40 18 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
I wish I could sleep in

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
A rival dad mentioned he was up
at 6:00 this morning so I told him it
must be nice to get to sleep in on a
weekday.
7:40 18 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
I wish I could sleep in

I wish I could sleep in

Simon: halleregina Okay now that I've finally quit Denny's let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I've never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go. Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn't find anything wrong with it. People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week. It's open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. Regular customers included: A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject A little person named Kevin who told me "sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I'm feeling whimsical" An actual group of Neo-Nazis An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us) o Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time A Scottish landscaper who told us we "couldn't prove he doesn't know Simon Pegg" I have more these are just off the top of my head halleregina I can't believe I forgot two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said "No, I'm not a socialist"

Simon: halleregina
Okay now that I've finally quit Denny's let me tell you guys about the bizarre
fucking otherworld it is
The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate.
Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I've never
heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version
of Let it Go.
Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the
repairman said he couldn't find anything wrong with it.
People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking
lot multiple times a week.
It's open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until
there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree
knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could
weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even
happening.
Regular customers included:
A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate
pieces of literature on the subject
A little person named Kevin who told me "sometimes I call myself a
dwarf when I'm feeling whimsical"
An actual group of Neo-Nazis
An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
o
Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they
were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
A Scottish landscaper who told us we "couldn't prove he doesn't
know Simon Pegg"
I have more these are just off the top of my head
halleregina
I can't believe I forgot
two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel
is bisexual or not
I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he
said "No, I'm not a socialist"

Simon: halleregina
Okay now that I've finally quit Denny's let me tell you guys about the bizarre
fucking otherworld it is
The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate.
Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I've never
heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version
of Let it Go.
Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the
repairman said he couldn't find anything wrong with it.
People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking
lot multiple times a week.
It's open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until
there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree
knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could
weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even
happening.
Regular customers included:
A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate
pieces of literature on the subject
A little person named Kevin who told me "sometimes I call myself a
dwarf when I'm feeling whimsical"
An actual group of Neo-Nazis
An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
o
Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they
were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
A Scottish landscaper who told us we "couldn't prove he doesn't
know Simon Pegg"
I have more these are just off the top of my head
halleregina
I can't believe I forgot
two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel
is bisexual or not
I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he
said "No, I'm not a socialist"

Simon: Tim Cameron @Timcammm I just lost my wallet on the way home from work. I didn't have much identifying info in there so a good Samaritan got in touch with my via my... bank account 4x transfers of £0.01 each with a reference up to 18 chars A Faster Payment of £0.01 was paid into your acccount. REFERLNCE TRANSACTION TYPE TEXT OR CALL! PLLYZAZACHDA Faster Payments Incoming (FPI)? Help with this transaction 14 Oct 19 SIMON FPI 0.01 A Faster Payment of £0.01 was paid into your acccount. -Phone no. TRANSACTION TYPE REERLNC 077 Faster Payments Incoming (FPI) Help with this transaction 14 Oct 19 SIMON FPI 0.01 X A Faster Payment of £0.01 was paid into your acccount. REFERENCE TRANSACTION TYPE Faster Payments Incoming (FPI)? WALLET IN THE ROAD Help with this transaction 14 Oct 19 SIMON FPI 0.01 ne asid intaua A Cartar Daumant at En 01 reaunt Miracles do happen.

Simon: Tim Cameron
@Timcammm
I just lost my wallet on the way home
from work. I didn't have much
identifying info in there so a good
Samaritan got in touch with my via my...
bank account
4x transfers of £0.01 each with a
reference up to 18 chars
A Faster Payment of £0.01 was paid into your acccount.
REFERLNCE
TRANSACTION TYPE
TEXT OR CALL!
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ne asid intaua
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reaunt
Miracles do happen.

Simon: Tim Cameron
@Timcammm
I just lost my wallet on the way home
from work. I didn't have much
identifying info in there so a good
Samaritan got in touch with my via my...
bank account
4x transfers of £0.01 each with a
reference up to 18 chars
A Faster Payment of £0.01 was paid into your acccount.
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0.01
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reaunt
Miracles do happen.

Miracles do happen.

Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland I'm a good dad but not "let my kids beat me at Mario Kart to raise their self-esteem" good. Meirl

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
I'm a good dad but not "let my kids
beat me at Mario Kart to raise their
self-esteem" good.
Meirl

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
I'm a good dad but not "let my kids
beat me at Mario Kart to raise their
self-esteem" good.
Meirl

Meirl

Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland I'm a good dad but not "let my kids beat me at Mario Kart to raise their self-esteem" good. Meirl by raghav04verma MORE MEMES

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
I'm a good dad but not "let my kids
beat me at Mario Kart to raise their
self-esteem" good.
Meirl by raghav04verma
MORE MEMES

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
I'm a good dad but not "let my kids
beat me at Mario Kart to raise their
self-esteem" good.
Meirl by raghav04verma
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Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Simon: speciesbarocus:Simon Marmion - Man of Sorrows (c. 1460). Detail.

Simon: speciesbarocus:Simon Marmion - Man of Sorrows (c. 1460). Detail.

Simon: speciesbarocus:Simon Marmion - Man of Sorrows (c. 1460). Detail.

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Simon: "Simon says touch your head." "Now touch your nose." Man stability.tumblo.com stability this is the best one omg hi-imkingdavid Source: stability 112,096 notes You know what…this Tumblr dump is actually pretty funny (21+ Photos) – Sarcasm

Simon: "Simon says touch your head."
"Now touch your nose."
Man
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this is the best one omg
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Simon: "Simon says touch your head."
"Now touch your nose."
Man
stability.tumblo.com
stability
this is the best one omg
hi-imkingdavid
Source: stability
112,096 notes
You know what…this Tumblr dump is actually pretty funny (21+ Photos) – Sarcasm

You know what…this Tumblr dump is actually pretty funny (21+ Photos) – Sarcasm

Simon: "Simon says touch your head." "Now touch your nose." Man stability.tumblo.com stability this is the best one omg hi-imkingdavid Source: stability 112,096 notes You know what…this Tumblr dump is actually pretty funny (21+ Photos) – Sarcasm

Simon: "Simon says touch your head."
"Now touch your nose."
Man
stability.tumblo.com
stability
this is the best one omg
hi-imkingdavid
Source: stability
112,096 notes
You know what…this Tumblr dump is actually pretty funny (21+ Photos) – Sarcasm

Simon: "Simon says touch your head."
"Now touch your nose."
Man
stability.tumblo.com
stability
this is the best one omg
hi-imkingdavid
Source: stability
112,096 notes
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Simon: Kid: I was born ata very young age Simon: OC Maymay

Simon: Kid: I was born ata very young age
Simon:
OC Maymay

Simon: Kid: I was born ata very young age
Simon:
OC Maymay

OC Maymay

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: woah, we're halfway there, woah-oh, Dog Elected Mayor CORMORANT. MN 矕 5 ' % REPORTING D SIMON MN SECRETARY OF STATE DFL D FRANSON 5:25 67 Theater mode

Simon: woah, we're halfway there,
woah-oh,
Dog Elected Mayor
CORMORANT. MN
矕 5 ' % REPORTING
D SIMON
MN SECRETARY OF STATE DFL
D FRANSON
5:25
67
Theater mode

Simon: woah, we're halfway there,
woah-oh,
Dog Elected Mayor
CORMORANT. MN
矕 5 ' % REPORTING
D SIMON
MN SECRETARY OF STATE DFL
D FRANSON
5:25
67
Theater mode

Simon: Ken Simon @KenSimonSays Keep in mind, it's not just Greta This Indigenous teen is a chief water commissioner | CBC News cbc.ca itshardtoactnormal: wahtdahel: One more young fighter. May God bless these beautiful souls Her name is Autumn Peltier. KNOW HER NAME

Simon: Ken Simon
@KenSimonSays
Keep in mind, it's not just Greta
This Indigenous teen is a chief water commissioner |
CBC News
cbc.ca
itshardtoactnormal:
wahtdahel:

One more young fighter. May God bless these beautiful souls

Her name is Autumn Peltier. KNOW HER NAME

Simon: Ken Simon
@KenSimonSays
Keep in mind, it's not just Greta
This Indigenous teen is a chief water commissioner |
CBC News
cbc.ca
itshardtoactnormal:
wahtdahel:

One more young fighter. May God bless these beautiful souls

Her name is Autumn Peltier. KNOW HER NAME

itshardtoactnormal: wahtdahel: One more young fighter. May God bless these beautiful souls Her name is Autumn Peltier. KNOW HER NAME

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland Held my coffee cup with both hands this morning and now I'm an Instagram influencer.

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Held my coffee cup with both hands
this morning and now I'm an
Instagram influencer.

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Held my coffee cup with both hands
this morning and now I'm an
Instagram influencer.

Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs. No thanks

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Let's get married and have kids so
instead of doing fun stuff on the
weekend we can go to a kid's
birthday party where everyone
coughs.
No thanks

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Let's get married and have kids so
instead of doing fun stuff on the
weekend we can go to a kid's
birthday party where everyone
coughs.
No thanks

No thanks

Simon: StudentDebtCrisis STONT OEST CRISIS @DebtCrisisOrg Today, the student debt crisis reached $1,654,792,448,855 18:20 07 Aug 19 Hootsuite Inc. 1,684 Retweets 3,163 Likes Simon @gopherhockeysi 19h Replying to @DebtCrisisOrg and @andreafan111 Just made a payment, so it should have dropped by 275.00 t173 3,875 22 Luke@LukeHinckle 18h Crisis diverted 7 t 41 2,668

Simon: StudentDebtCrisis
STONT OEST
CRISIS
@DebtCrisisOrg
Today, the student debt crisis
reached $1,654,792,448,855
18:20 07 Aug 19 Hootsuite Inc.
1,684 Retweets 3,163 Likes
Simon @gopherhockeysi 19h
Replying to @DebtCrisisOrg and
@andreafan111
Just made a payment, so it should have
dropped by 275.00
t173
3,875
22
Luke@LukeHinckle 18h
Crisis diverted
7
t 41
2,668

Simon: StudentDebtCrisis
STONT OEST
CRISIS
@DebtCrisisOrg
Today, the student debt crisis
reached $1,654,792,448,855
18:20 07 Aug 19 Hootsuite Inc.
1,684 Retweets 3,163 Likes
Simon @gopherhockeysi 19h
Replying to @DebtCrisisOrg and
@andreafan111
Just made a payment, so it should have
dropped by 275.00
t173
3,875
22
Luke@LukeHinckle 18h
Crisis diverted
7
t 41
2,668

Simon: Simon Holland @simoncholland 12h I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service.

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland 12h
I got a job at Comcast
and completed training so
I could fix my own cable
because it was faster
than being on hold with
customer service.

Simon: Simon Holland
@simoncholland 12h
I got a job at Comcast
and completed training so
I could fix my own cable
because it was faster
than being on hold with
customer service.