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Girls, Bear, and Pictures: Simon Holland @simoncholland Guys that have a hard time meeting girls, have you tried painting some wings on the side of a building and waiting for them to come take pictures? Like honey to a bear

Like honey to a bear

Family, Breakfast, and Wholesome: Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 5:45 this morning like me so I taught her about secret breakfast before family breakfast Wholesome lesson via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Od34uS

Wholesome lesson via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Od34uS

Memes, 🤖, and Mis: LA POLICÍA CIBERNÉTICA RIENDOSE DE MIS MEMES Ja ja ja Simón

Ja ja ja Simón

Iphone, Revenge, and Twitter: Simon Holland @simoncholland It's her summer break so I woke my 12 year old daughter up at 5:15 this morning. I've been waiting for this revenge since she was 4 8:15 AM 5/30/19 Twitter for iPhone Simon Holland@simoncholland 2h When she asked my why I was up I told her my blanket fell off the bed. 11 t10 387

Definitely, Fifa, and Tumblr: BBC VAYS FIFA 15 BILDBYRAN Simon Hastegård 190624SH130 idas Cca HSSON GLF CHAMR emtip94: rainandswords: op-het-verkeerde-been: theroleofimagination: magdaerikssons: theroleofimagination: The World Cup said Gay Rights: Kiss Edition do post wc-kisses count? Most definitely! Missed Pinoe and Sue too… There’s only winner this world cup, the gays Sherida Spite with her wife Jolien after the usa-ned match Adrianne France and her Fiancée after the match.

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Fresh, Tumblr, and Black: DE STM Brenice Orenice BLUE MOUNTAINS FRESH CACTUS Brenice E AL РHOо BOX PНOTO BOX CONTENT Prenice Brenice born to ba nlca sammyaaadf: The bucket bag climbed the ranks of handbag fame three years ago, due in part to minimalist accessories label Mansur Gavriel. It. Was. Everywhere. It’s omniscient presence has caused some to denounce the bag in 2018, but we’re hesitant to give up on the roomy bag just yet. With the latest styles ranging from formal purses to a rainbow-handled Simon Miller bag we can’t stop thinking about, we suspect the silhouette will never truly go out of style.5 color（pink、blue、brown、wine red，black）and instock. check it out HERE 20% coupon code：june20 More other bucket bag HERE

sammyaaadf: The bucket bag climbed the ranks of handbag fame three years ago, due in part to minimalist accessories label Mansur Gavriel. It...

Tumblr, Uber, and Blog: Simon Holland @simoncholland The pharmacy will look you straight in the eye with no line of people and tell you it will be 20-30 minutes for them to take some eye drops off the shelf behind them and put them in a little bag. Uber Humor I'm afraid I just blue myself. failnation: It shouldn’t take that long

failnation: It shouldn’t take that long

Family, Breakfast, and Movie: Simon Holland @simoncholland The most unrealistic thing I've ever seen in a movie is when an entire family sits down to eat breakfast together on a weekday. Literally never happens

Literally never happens

Dad, Dank, and Book: Simon Holland @simoncholland Gave a rival dad a "how to grill" book right in front of a bunch of people.

Dad, Book, and How To: Simon Holland @simoncholland Gave a rival dad a "how to grill" book right in front of a bunch of people. Bout to go down

Bout to go down

Con, Vato, and No: Oie, ayer vi a tu novia con OVNI 10:48 a Con un OVNI? 10:48 a. Simón, Otro Vato No Identificado 10:49 a wWDRES RH Tiowill Aah Canijo!!

Fresh, Tumblr, and Black: DE STM Brenice Orenice BLUE MOUNTAINS FRESH CACTUS Brenice E AL РHOо BOX PНOTO BOX CONTENT Prenice Brenice born to ba nlca acoldwinterr: The bucket bag climbed the ranks of handbag fame three years ago, due in part to minimalist accessories label Mansur Gavriel. It. Was. Everywhere. It’s omniscient presence has caused some to denounce the bag in 2018, but we’re hesitant to give up on the roomy bag just yet. With the latest styles ranging from formal purses to a 🌈-handled Simon Miller bag we can’t stop thinking about, we suspect the silhouette will never truly go out of style.5 color（pink、blue、brown、wine red，black）and instock.check it out HERE20% coupon code：june20More other bucket bag HERE

acoldwinterr: The bucket bag climbed the ranks of handbag fame three years ago, due in part to minimalist accessories label Mansur Gavriel....

Dank, Vacation, and Acting: Simon Holland @simoncholland A dad's favorite part of vacation is acting like he's better than everyone else because he woke up the earliest.

Dad, Vacation, and Acting: Simon Holland @simoncholland A dad's favorite part of vacation is acting like he's better than everyone else because he woke up the earliest. Alpha Dad

Alpha Dad

Dank, Pharmacy, and The Pharmacy: Simon Holland @simoncholland The pharmacy will look you straight in the eye with no line of people and tell you it will be 20-30 minutes for them to take some eye drops off the shelf behind them and put them in a little bag.

Pharmacy, The Pharmacy, and Eye: Simon Holland @simoncholland The pharmacy will look you straight in the eye with no line of people and tell you it will be 20-30 minutes for them to take some eye drops off the shelf behind them and put them in a little bag. It shouldn’t take that long

It shouldn’t take that long

9/11, Arthur, and Club: Remembering the 49 people who lost their lives as a result of the Pulse Massacre. Stanley Almodovar III, 23 Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21 Amanda L. Alvear, 25 Brenda Marquez McCool, 49 Oscar A. Aracena Montero, 26 Gilberto R. Silva Menendez, 25 Rodolfo Ayala Ayala, 33 Kimberly Jean Morris, 37 Antonio Davon Bron, 29 Akyra Monet Murray, 18 Darryl Roman Burt lI, 29 Luis Omar Ocasio Capo, 20 Angel Candelario-Padro, 28 Geraldo A. Ortiz Jimenez, 25 Juan Chavez Martinez, 25 Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera, 36 Luis Daniel Conde, 39 Joel Rayon Paniagua, 32 Cory James Connell, 21 Jean Carlos Mendez Perez, 35 Tevin Eugene Crosby, 25 Enrique L. Rios, Jr., 25 Deonka Deidra Drayton, 32 Jean Carlos Nieves Rodríguez, 27 Simón Adrian Carrillo Fernández, 31 Xavier Emmanuel Serrano-Rosado, 35 Leroy Valentin Fernandez, 25 Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz, 24 Mercedez Marisol Flores, 26 Yilmary Rodríguez Solivan, 24 Peter Ommy Gonzalez Cruz, 22 Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34 Juan Ramon Guerrero, 22 Shane Evan Tomlinson, 33 Paul Terrell Henry, 41 Martin Benitez Torres, 33 Frank Hernandez, 27 Jonathan A. Camuy Vega, 24 Miguel Angel Honorato, 30 Juan Pablo Rivera Velázquez, 37 Javier Jorge Reyes, 40 Luis Sergio Vielma, 22 Jason Benjamin Josaphat, 19 Franky Jimmy DeJesus Velázquez, 50 Eddie Jamoldroy Justice, 30 Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon, 37 Anthony Luis Laureano Disla, 25 Jerald Arthur Wright, 31 Christopher Andrew Leinonen, 32 peachtipple: gaytimesmag On June 12 2016, Pulse Nightclub in Orlando was the scene of one of the deadliest mass shootings by a single assailant in the history of the United States. At the time, it marked the deadliest terrorist attack on US soil since the tragedy of 9/11. Today we remember the 49 people who lost their lives that night. 🖤 Head to gaytimes.co.uk to read our interview with the team behind Pulse on what this anniversary means to them, and how the club has become an enduring reminder of how far we’ve left to go. 🏳️‍🌈

peachtipple: gaytimesmag On June 12 2016, Pulse Nightclub in Orlando was the scene of one of the deadliest mass shootings by a single assai...

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Arthur, Community, and Martin: In loving memory of the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12, 2016. Stanley Almodovar IlI Amanda Alvear Oscar A Aracena-Montero Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala Antonio Davon Brown Darryl Roman Burt Il Angel L. Candelario-Padro Juan Chavez-Martinez Luis Daniel Conde Cory James Connell Tevin Eugene Crosby Deonka Deidra Drayton Simon Adrian Carrillo Fernandez Leroy Valentin Fernandez Mercedez Marisol Flores Peter O. Gonzalez-Cruz Juan Ramon Guerrero Paul Terrell Henry Frank Hernandez Miquel Angel Honorato Javier Jorge-Reye:s Jason Benjamin Josaphat Eddie Jamoldroy Justice Anthony Luis Laureanodisla Christopher Andrew Leinonen Aleiandro Barrios Martinez Brenda Lee Marquez McCool Gilberto Ramon Silva Menendez Kimberly Morris Akyra Monet Murray Luis Omar Ocasio-Capo Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez Eric Ivan Ortiz-Rivera Joel Rayon Paniaqua Jean Carlos Mendez Perez Enrique L. Rios, Jr. Jean C. Nieves Rodriquez Xavier Emmanuel Serrano Rosado Christopher Joseph Sanfeliz Yilmary Rodriguez Solivan Edward Sotomayor Jr. Shane Evan Tomlinson Martin Benitez Torres Jonathan Antonio Camuy Vega Juan P. Rivera Velazquez Luis S. Vielma Franky Jimmy Dejesus Velazquez Luis Daniel Wilson-Leon Jerald Arthur Wright (R transpocsuggestion: plannedparenthood:We mourn. We remember. We stand with the LGBTQ community against hate and violence. [Image Description: white text on a dark gray square image. A rainbow heart shape with a rainbow tail is in the upper right hand corner. Beginning in the upper left hand corner, the title reads “In loving memory of the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting on June 12, 2016.” Directly below the title are the full names of the victims in two columns of smaller text. In the lower right hand corner of the image is the Planned Parenthood logo in white.]

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Dank, Family, and Memes: Simon Holland @simoncholland The most unrealistic thing I've ever seen in a movie is when an entire family sits down to eat breakfast together on a weekday. Literally never happens by LaithBushnaq MORE MEMES

Literally never happens by LaithBushnaq MORE MEMES

Titanic, Tumblr, and Blog: You might want to think about changing the name to X-Women stark: Dark Phoenix (2019) dir. Simon Kinberg If this movie doesn’t sink like the Titanic I’ll be shocked.

stark: Dark Phoenix (2019) dir. Simon Kinberg If this movie doesn’t sink like the Titanic I’ll be shocked.

Dank, Champions League, and 🤖: THESE GUYS DROVE TO MADRID CAR FOR THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AL IN A ndy FINAL VIP/HOSPITA MEDIA ENTR ON ALAT After seeing that flights to Madrid had shot up to £800 for the Champions League final, these guys decided to get creative 👏⚽ Simon Wilson

After seeing that flights to Madrid had shot up to £800 for the Champions League final, these guys decided to get creative 👏⚽ Simon Wilson

Dank, Iphone, and Revenge: Simon Holland @simoncholland It's her summer break so l woke my 12 year old daughter up at 5:15 this morning. l've been waiting for this revenge since she was 4. 8:15 AM. 5/30/19 Twitter for iPhone 46 Retweets 425 Likes Simon Holland @simoncholland. 2h ﹀ When she asked my why I was up I told her my blanket fell off the bed 0387山 t010

Iphone, Revenge, and Twitter: Simon Holland @simoncholland It's her summer break so l woke my 12 year old daughter up at 5:15 this morning. l've been waiting for this revenge since she was 4 8:15 AM 5/30/19 Twitter for iPhone 46 Retweets 425 Likes Simon Holland@simoncholland 2h When she asked my why I was up l told her my blanket fell off the bed. 387 t310 Best served cold

Best served cold

Dad, Time, and Evil: Simon Holland @simoncholland One time l asked a rival dad (who l knew didn't own a torque wrench) if l could borrow his torque wrench in front of a group of people. Chaotic evil

Chaotic evil

America, Dank, and 🤖: Simon Holland @simoncholland I like that part of America where if you put mayonnaise on potatoes it becomes a salad

America, Holland, and Mayonnaise: Simon Holland @simoncholland I like that part of America where if you put mayonnaise on potatoes it becomes a salad I like that part

I like that part

Apparently, Dank, and 🤖: Simon Holland @simoncholland You'd think for $40 they'd be able to cut anything but apparently my wife's expensive craft scissors are not for opening ice pops.

Dank, Life, and Potato: Simon Holland @simoncholland We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. 2:17 PM 8/15/17 We all lived the same life.

We all lived the same life.

Cute, Phone, and Saw: thehulk simon-lewis Follow "My daughter is 8 now, but when she was 2, I taught her to say behold instead of look. We'd be at the store or something and she'd go to point out whatever damn thing she saw, "Daddy, behold!"" im having a great time in this thread abt kids doing kid stuff (via galpalactic) Source: galpalactic #THIS IS SO CUTE 43,406 notes Cleaning up my phone dump (not original)

Cleaning up my phone dump (not original)

Mother's Day, Breakfast, and Happy: Simon Holland @simoncholland Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots andd pans avalanche of 6:45 AM Happy Mother's Day Mothers always cherish that extra hour of sleep

Mothers always cherish that extra hour of sleep

Ice Cream, Cream, and Ice: Simon Holland @simoncholland Daughter just wandered in after being put to bed and I hid the ice cream l was eating like it was a joint. Parent Problems

Parent Problems

Dank, Parents, and School: IT'S THE LAST MONTH OF SCHOOL, HERE ARE 97 ACTIVITIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY PARENTS NEED TO ATTEND. -ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS @SIMONCHOLLAND For real though. 😑 (via Simon Holland)

For real though. 😑 (via Simon Holland)

Comcast, Got, and Job: Simon Holland @simoncholland 12h I got a job at Comcast and completed training so I could fix my own cable because it was faster than being on hold with customer service. Comcast is Two hours late.

Comcast is Two hours late.

Disappointed, Love, and Tumblr: samleedraws: “Are you disappointed that it’s me?” “No.” - Love, Simon.

samleedraws: “Are you disappointed that it’s me?” “No.” - Love, Simon.

Dad, Love, and Bear: Simon Holland @simoncholland Accidentally played dad instead of dead when l encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels. let’s love our dads

let’s love our dads

Kids, Never, and Ask: Simon Holland @simoncholland I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.

Jesus, Taken, and Risen: Jerusalem] MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus MARY: What's Upjesus? JESUS (risen): Not much, w What’s Upjesus?

What’s Upjesus?

Relationships, Potato, and Fun: Simon Holland @simoncholland We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. 2:17 PM 8/15/17

Ikea, My Wife and Kids, and Kids: Simon Holland @simoncholland I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so l put one on just so I could say "vest day ever" ikea million times. Thenl took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were.

Adele, Billboard, and Drake: Drake must be stopped billboard @billboard Adele and husband Simon Konecki ha separated blbrd.cm/1s2aid Last weekend, Drake and Adele shared a meal, went bowling, and hit up a vape lounge together, according to TMZ. Didn’t he wear a Notre Dame shirt too.......

Didn’t he wear a Notre Dame shirt too.......

Potato, Relatable, and Fun: Simon Holland @simoncholland We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer. 2:17 PM 8/15/17 Relatable

Relatable

Adele, Android, and Billboard: Bob The Drag Queen o @thatonequeen We are not ready for this next album. b billboard @billboard 1d Adele and husband Simon Konecki have separated blbrd.cm/1s2aid 12:55 am 21/4/19 Twitter for Android 1,825 Retweets 14K Likes 1. Hello from the divorce lawyer

Hello from the divorce lawyer

Dank, Omg, and Chat: omg i said "simon u thicc as fuck" and he turns and gives me this look CHAT Le chat est thicc

Le chat est thicc

Dad, Pressure, and Time: Simon Holland @simoncholland One time l told a rival dad that the air pressure looked low in one of his tires right in front of a group of people.

Dank, Kids, and Spaghetti: Simon Holland @simoncholland Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point l will have to tell my daughter we don't put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.

Kids, Spaghetti, and Adorable: Simon Holland @simoncholland Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point I will have to tell my daughter we don't put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti. Farmer John cheese

Farmer John cheese

Fucking, Guns, and Jesus: DID JESUS FIND GUNS NAMED PETER JOHNJAMES MATTHEW. ANDREW.PHILIP,THOMAS.& SIMON IN THE MIDDLE EAST curiooftheheart: libertarirynn: Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible wasn’t originally written in English right? Those were not the original Hebrew/Greek names fucking a O-oh dear it seems serious…what the fuck OP? “Hurr de durr my Spanish translation of the Bible doesn’t mention any Joseph and Mary just Jose and Maria so checkmate Christians 😎😎😎”

curiooftheheart: libertarirynn: Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible ...

Fucking, Guns, and Jesus: DID JESUS FIND GUNS NAMED PETER JOHNJAMES MATTHEW. ANDREW.PHILIP,THOMAS.& SIMON IN THE MIDDLE EAST Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible wasn’t originally written in English right? Those were not the original Hebrew/Greek names fucking a

Are y’all really this fucking stupid? Have you never heard of Anglicized names before? You know the Bible wasn’t originally written in Engli...

Instagram, Iphone, and Megan: Dr. Megan Simon @myspacemegan Someone on Instagram asked to buy nudes from me, and I was so offended ay it loud, and I'll say it proud: I only send nudes for FREE to men who have TRICKED ME into thinking we have an emotional CONNECTION 7:29 PM- 3/24/19 Twitter for iPhone ILL SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD.

ILL SAY IT LOUD AND PROUD.

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