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Ass, CoCo, and Crush: me when my pet does literally anything I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.
Ass, CoCo, and Crush: me when my pet does literally
 anything
I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.

I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was T...

God, Joker, and Phone: Jai Courtney : Leto Has Lost His Marbles The 'Suicide Squad' actor reveals some of the twisted and downright dangerous 'pranks' pulled by Leto on set. 'He messed with my phone big time!" Posted: 01/19/2016 10:02 am EST Updated: 01/19/2016 2:59 pm EST Cole Delbyck Entertainment Writer, The Huffington Post amaged Playing The Joker is the acting challenge of a lifetime. Not only do you have to pull off hideous shades of purple, but you also have to infuse a sense of believability into a character so deliciously unhinged from reality According to Jai Courtney, who will take on the role of iconic character Captain Boomerang in the upcoming DC adaptation, that's exactly what Jared Leto did "He's lost his marbles," the 29 year old star of the "Divergent" films stated in a phone interview earlier today, "there's no other way to say it: Jared has gone off his rocker!" When pressed about the details, the Australian hunk gave up a frightening explanation. "Without going too much into details, let's just say he messed up my phone big time! One day I heard this weird laughing noise coming from my pocket and I was like "What the heck?" Turns out he had changed my ringer for his sick, twisted version of the joker laugh!" "I usually keep my phone on vibrate too," the former model went on, "so it was extra weird. Thank God we weren't rolling or it would have screwed up the take like you wouldn't believe! David [David Ayer, the director] would have given me a serious talking to, you know?" But the pranks didn't end there "When I finally looked at my phone, the maniac had also changed my wallpaper. All it said was one word "DISCONNECT" in big bloody letters.I almost dropped it. I was like "I need to take 5." and I had to actually go to my trailer to cool off. It was intense." <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pastalegion.tumblr.com/post/137755499124">pastalegion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://russellcoightforspiritualgnosis.tumblr.com/post/137743636371">russellcoightforspiritualgnosis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HE’S LOST HIS MARBLES </p> </blockquote> <p>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN</p> </blockquote>
God, Joker, and Phone: Jai Courtney : Leto Has Lost His Marbles
 The 'Suicide Squad' actor reveals some of the twisted and downright
 dangerous 'pranks' pulled by Leto on set. 'He messed with my phone big
 time!"
 Posted: 01/19/2016 10:02 am EST
 Updated: 01/19/2016 2:59 pm EST
 Cole Delbyck
 Entertainment Writer, The Huffington Post
 amaged
 Playing The Joker is the acting challenge of a lifetime. Not only do you have
 to pull off hideous shades of purple, but you also have to infuse a sense of
 believability into a character so deliciously unhinged from reality
 According to Jai Courtney, who will take on the role of iconic character
 Captain Boomerang in the upcoming DC adaptation, that's exactly what
 Jared Leto did
 "He's lost his marbles," the 29 year old star of the "Divergent" films stated in
 a phone interview earlier today, "there's no other way to say it: Jared has
 gone off his rocker!"
 When pressed about the details, the Australian hunk gave up a frightening
 explanation.
 "Without going too much into details, let's just say he messed up my phone
 big time! One day I heard this weird laughing noise coming from my pocket
 and I was like "What the heck?" Turns out he had changed my ringer for his
 sick, twisted version of the joker laugh!"
 "I usually keep my phone on vibrate too," the former model went on, "so it
 was extra weird. Thank God we weren't rolling or it would have screwed up
 the take like you wouldn't believe! David [David Ayer, the director] would have
 given me a serious talking to, you know?"
 But the pranks didn't end there
 "When I finally looked at my phone, the maniac had also changed my
 wallpaper. All it said was one word "DISCONNECT" in big bloody letters.I
 almost dropped it. I was like "I need to take 5." and I had to actually go to my
 trailer to cool off. It was intense."
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pastalegion.tumblr.com/post/137755499124">pastalegion</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://russellcoightforspiritualgnosis.tumblr.com/post/137743636371">russellcoightforspiritualgnosis</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>HE’S LOST HIS MARBLES </p>
</blockquote>
<p>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN</p>
</blockquote>

pastalegion: russellcoightforspiritualgnosis: HE’S LOST HIS MARBLES  THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN