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Leonard

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Beard, Click, and Confidence: emotion & body language body language: emotion Shiiting,1idgeting,grinning,L1Cking 11PS anticipation rubbing hands together slack-jawed, fixed gaze, unable to move awe clapping hands, shaking with laughter amusement slapping thighs, throwing head back biting smile back furrowed/lowered brow, flushed face, pointing ander or table, clenched fist/jaw, baring teeth throbbing veins in neck, scowling glaring, eye rolling, pressed lips, sighing annoyance fidgeting, sweating, playing with jewelry quickened breath, dry mouth/swallowing anxiety biting nails, stuttering, biting lip yawning, fridgeting, doodling, tapping feet boredom or shaking leg, playing with pen/pencil/hair lifted chin, head high, puffed chest, back straight, shoulders back, deliberate movement confidence tilted head, furrowed brow, shrugging, squinting confusion lifted chin, smirk, sneer, purse lips contempt emotion & body language body language: emotion twisted lips, twisted smile, half smile, shaking head, rolling eyes cynical one shoulder shrug, playing with hair/ring necklace/earring/earlobe, scratching face/ nose/neck, shuffling, fidgeting, looking down deceptive hesitation in speech, nodding while saying no shaking head while saving ves, licking lips covering/touching mouth crossed arms, hands hidden, keeping object or person between self and percieved threat defensive winking, touching hair or clothing, eye contact, looking up through lashes, arching des1ire dilated pupils, stretching wide-eyed (shocked), narrow-eyed (suspicious) raised brows (shocked),low brow (suspicious), crinkled nose, curled lip, turning away clenched eyes, covering mouth/nose, flinch disqust frown, creased brows, crossed arms, pressed lips, narrowed eyes displeasure fidgeting, rubbing/scratching neck, wide-eyed distress plaving with iewelry, rapid-breathing, fixing sleeves, holding self, trembling blush, stuttering, stammering, unable to embarrassment make eye contact, covering face, holding self, blinking back tears, looking down or at lights rubbing eyes/temples, yawning, staring off slouching, closing eyes, moving slow fatique emotion & body language body language: emotion shrinking back, wide-eyed, hunched shoulders, flinching, shaking/trembling, holding self fear shaking head, pinching bridge of nose frustrationrubing temples, clenching hands grinding/clenching teeth shaking with sobs, staring off, trembling, shuddered breaths, gasping sobs, curling in on self, lashing out/hitting things grief smile, laugh, hum, whistle, dancing, jumping hugging, giggling, crinkled eyes happiness eye contact, open posture, smiling, looking honesty upwards tapping feet, shaking leg, taping fingers impatience twirling pen, nodding quickly, checking time sighing, looking away crossed arms, sneer, narrowed eyes, sour expression, tight 1ips jealousy hands clenched or gripping something overwhelmed wide-eyed, missing time/conversations, palms to forehead, staring off talking fast, leaning forward, nodding, raised brows, wide-eyed, eager, double handed passionate handshake smiling, nudging, teasing, poking, winking goading, giggling, laughing playful emotion & body language body language: emotion head back, parted 1ips, eyes wide or closed, flushing, quick breath/pulse, arch neck/back pleasure chin up, back straight, shoulders back, chest out, firm handshake, open/spread posture pride biting lip, pressed lips, crossed arms dragging feet, pinching bridge of nose reluctance slouched posture, holding self, hesitant, sadness quivering, crying, sobbing, shaking, tremblling tight smile, hiding hands in pockets/crossed arms, looking down/away, covering face secretiveness bury face in hands, looking down/away slumped posture, pressed lips, straight mouth, wet eyes shame eyebrows raised, mouth open, gasp, hands over mouth, freezing, stepping back/away shock dropping objects in hand (s) avoiding eye contact, looking away/down blushing, bending head, keeping distance shyness stepping away, holding self smirk, one raised eyebrow, corners of mouth twitch upwards smugnesS narrowed eyes, furrowed/creased brow, frown tight lips, pressed lips, glance sideways watchful agaze closed eyes, staring off, stroking/touching thoughtfullness neck or jewelry, pinching bridge of nose stroke face/beard, rest chin on hand theonlysaylor: A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.  As always, click for HD.
Beard, Click, and Confidence: emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 Shiiting,1idgeting,grinning,L1Cking 11PS
 anticipation rubbing hands together
 slack-jawed, fixed gaze, unable to move
 awe
 clapping hands, shaking with laughter
 amusement
 slapping thighs, throwing head back
 biting smile back
 furrowed/lowered brow, flushed face, pointing
 ander
 or table, clenched fist/jaw, baring teeth
 throbbing veins in neck, scowling
 glaring, eye rolling, pressed lips, sighing
 annoyance
 fidgeting, sweating, playing with jewelry
 quickened breath, dry mouth/swallowing
 anxiety
 biting nails, stuttering, biting lip
 yawning, fridgeting, doodling, tapping feet
 boredom
 or shaking leg, playing with pen/pencil/hair
 lifted chin, head high, puffed chest, back
 straight, shoulders back, deliberate movement
 confidence
 tilted head, furrowed brow, shrugging,
 squinting
 confusion
 lifted chin, smirk, sneer, purse lips
 contempt

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 twisted lips, twisted smile, half smile,
 shaking head, rolling eyes
 cynical
 one shoulder shrug, playing with hair/ring
 necklace/earring/earlobe, scratching face/
 nose/neck, shuffling, fidgeting, looking down
 deceptive
 hesitation in speech, nodding while saying no
 shaking head while saving ves, licking lips
 covering/touching mouth
 crossed arms, hands hidden, keeping object
 or person between self and percieved threat
 defensive
 winking, touching hair or clothing, eye
 contact, looking up through lashes, arching
 des1ire
 dilated pupils, stretching
 wide-eyed (shocked), narrow-eyed (suspicious)
 raised brows (shocked),low brow (suspicious),
 crinkled nose, curled lip, turning away
 clenched eyes, covering mouth/nose, flinch
 disqust
 frown, creased brows, crossed arms, pressed
 lips, narrowed eyes
 displeasure
 fidgeting, rubbing/scratching neck, wide-eyed
 distress
 plaving with iewelry, rapid-breathing, fixing
 sleeves, holding self, trembling
 blush, stuttering, stammering, unable to
 embarrassment make eye contact, covering face, holding self,
 blinking back tears, looking down or at lights
 rubbing eyes/temples, yawning, staring off
 slouching, closing eyes, moving slow
 fatique

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 shrinking back, wide-eyed, hunched shoulders,
 flinching, shaking/trembling, holding self
 fear
 shaking head, pinching bridge of nose
 frustrationrubing temples, clenching hands
 grinding/clenching teeth
 shaking with sobs, staring off, trembling,
 shuddered breaths, gasping sobs, curling
 in on self, lashing out/hitting things
 grief
 smile, laugh, hum, whistle, dancing, jumping
 hugging, giggling, crinkled eyes
 happiness
 eye contact, open posture, smiling, looking
 honesty
 upwards
 tapping feet, shaking leg, taping fingers
 impatience twirling pen, nodding quickly, checking time
 sighing, looking away
 crossed arms, sneer, narrowed eyes, sour
 expression, tight 1ips
 jealousy
 hands clenched or gripping something
 overwhelmed wide-eyed, missing time/conversations, palms
 to forehead, staring off
 talking fast, leaning forward, nodding,
 raised brows, wide-eyed, eager, double handed
 passionate
 handshake
 smiling, nudging, teasing, poking, winking
 goading, giggling, laughing
 playful

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 head back, parted 1ips, eyes wide or closed,
 flushing, quick breath/pulse, arch neck/back
 pleasure
 chin up, back straight, shoulders back, chest
 out, firm handshake, open/spread posture
 pride
 biting lip, pressed lips, crossed arms
 dragging feet, pinching bridge of nose
 reluctance
 slouched posture, holding self, hesitant,
 sadness
 quivering, crying, sobbing, shaking,
 tremblling
 tight smile, hiding hands in pockets/crossed
 arms, looking down/away, covering face
 secretiveness
 bury face in hands, looking down/away
 slumped posture, pressed lips, straight
 mouth, wet eyes
 shame
 eyebrows raised, mouth open, gasp, hands
 over mouth, freezing, stepping back/away
 shock
 dropping objects in hand (s)
 avoiding eye contact, looking away/down
 blushing, bending head, keeping distance
 shyness
 stepping away, holding self
 smirk, one raised eyebrow, corners of mouth
 twitch upwards
 smugnesS
 narrowed eyes, furrowed/creased brow, frown
 tight lips, pressed lips, glance sideways
 watchful agaze
 closed eyes, staring off, stroking/touching
 thoughtfullness neck or jewelry, pinching bridge of nose
 stroke face/beard, rest chin on hand
theonlysaylor:
A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions. 
As always, click for HD.

theonlysaylor: A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.  As always, click for HD.

Confidence, Confused, and Crush: how to know you are a norse mythology geek upon seeing THIS in the thor: ragnarok trailer you scream, "FENRIR! HI PUPPER!!! auntieval ME, WHEN THEGREAT WOLF FENRIR BREAKS FREE OF HIS CHAINS AND RACES OFF TO CONSUME ODIN, SIGNALING THE BEGINNING OF RAGNAROK AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD ohmy gosh puppy! come here pap!l oh, you are SUCH a good bon! let me pet your tummy. IT GOT BETTER OMFG IM CRYING Yeah.. me too. I wanna pat the very big pupper poztatt And this is how The End is stopped. Not by the gods or goddesses, the other races than man, no. It is Tumblr. As a mass running after a now confused and tail tucking Fenrir whining softly as the crowd chants "PUPPER! PUPPER! PUPPER! kyraneko Better yet: Fenrir escapes his chains and lopes forward to destroy the earth, and is met by a crowd of people. An army, Fenrir thinks, and bares his teeth in a ferocious snarl and charges toward them They cheer Wait. cheer? Fenrir slows, confused. He smells no fear senses no rage. This is a very strange army. The first hand-weaponless!-reaches for himc he tenses, ready to tear the offending limb to shreds, and lets out a high little yippy whine when it pats him about the ears Immediately the noise is reproduced by some four or five of the nearest humans, he smells excitement; more hands are patting him It's nice The humans crowd around him, patting him and scritching him and shuffling around to give others a chance. Voices coo, and make puppy noises, and someone catches just the right spot and he cocks his leg and scratches himself, drawing a multitude of oohs and ahhs and cheers and squees At some point, his hunger awakens at the scent of burnt fleshç a human has brought him what he later learns is a hot dog: he swallows it in one bite, to more cheering, and looks around hopefully for more It is not long before more is bought: steaks and Big Macs and bacon; it seems like much of the group has brought him a snack of some kind and was hoping for a chance to give it to him. The End of the World is supposed to be at hand, but Fenrir does not care. His hunger sated, his battle-lust swept away by a tide of gently petting hands, he rolls over, careful not to crush his many companions, and takes a nap. Who's a good boy?" they ask him, over and over s this some psychological warfare, he won ders, designed to undermine his confidence and remind him that he is nothing more than a monster who needs to be chained? Who's a good boy, huh, huh? "Who's my good boy? And then one of them answers the question for him. You are Me? he thinks. But if there was any doubt, she confirms it You are, yes you are Fenrirs tongue hangs out of his mouth as he grins. 'm a good boy! @lectorel Good post FENRIR IS PUPPER Odin will be the first to tell you, FENRIR IS A VERY GOOD BOY LARGE PUP MUST PET how to know you are a norse mythology geek upon seeing: "Odin il be the first to tell you, FENRIR IS A VERY GOOD BOY you say: the fuck he won't Source: sweetdreamr 40,277 notes If this isnt the final act Ill be mad
Confidence, Confused, and Crush: how to know you are a
 norse mythology geek
 upon seeing THIS in the thor: ragnarok trailer
 you scream, "FENRIR! HI PUPPER!!!
 auntieval
 ME, WHEN THEGREAT WOLF FENRIR BREAKS FREE
 OF HIS CHAINS AND RACES OFF TO CONSUME ODIN,
 SIGNALING THE BEGINNING OF RAGNAROK AND THE
 DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD
 ohmy gosh puppy! come here pap!l oh, you are
 SUCH a good bon! let me pet your tummy.
 IT GOT BETTER OMFG IM CRYING
 Yeah.. me too. I wanna pat the very big
 pupper
 poztatt
 And this is how The End is stopped. Not by
 the gods or goddesses, the other races than
 man, no. It is Tumblr. As a mass running
 after a now confused and tail tucking Fenrir
 whining softly as the crowd chants "PUPPER!
 PUPPER! PUPPER!
 kyraneko
 Better yet: Fenrir escapes his chains and
 lopes forward to destroy the earth, and is met
 by a crowd of people. An army, Fenrir thinks,
 and bares his teeth in a ferocious snarl and
 charges toward them
 They cheer
 Wait. cheer?
 Fenrir slows, confused. He smells no fear
 senses no rage. This is a very strange army.
 The first hand-weaponless!-reaches for himc
 he tenses, ready to tear the offending limb to
 shreds, and lets out a high little yippy whine
 when it pats him about the ears
 Immediately the noise is reproduced by some
 four or five of the nearest humans, he smells
 excitement; more hands are patting him
 It's nice
 The humans crowd around him, patting him
 and scritching him and shuffling around to
 give others a chance. Voices coo, and make
 puppy noises, and someone catches just the
 right spot and he cocks his leg and scratches
 himself, drawing a multitude of oohs and ahhs
 and cheers and squees
 At some point, his hunger awakens at the
 scent of burnt fleshç a human has brought him
 what he later learns is a hot dog: he swallows
 it in one bite, to more cheering, and looks
 around hopefully for more
 It is not long before more is bought: steaks
 and Big Macs and bacon; it seems like much
 of the group has brought him a snack of some
 kind and was hoping for a chance to give it to
 him.
 The End of the World is supposed to be at
 hand, but Fenrir does not care. His hunger
 sated, his battle-lust swept away by a tide of
 gently petting hands, he rolls over, careful not
 to crush his many companions, and takes a
 nap.
 Who's a good boy?" they ask him, over and
 over
 s this some psychological warfare, he won
 ders, designed to undermine his confidence
 and remind him that he is nothing more than a
 monster who needs to be chained?
 Who's a good boy, huh, huh? "Who's my good
 boy?
 And then one of them answers the question
 for him.
 You are
 Me? he thinks. But if there was any doubt,
 she confirms it
 You are, yes you are
 Fenrirs tongue hangs out of his mouth as he
 grins. 'm a good boy!
 @lectorel
 Good post
 FENRIR IS PUPPER
 Odin will be the first to tell you, FENRIR IS A
 VERY GOOD BOY
 LARGE PUP MUST PET
 how to know you are a norse mythology geek
 upon seeing: "Odin il be the first to tell you,
 FENRIR IS A VERY GOOD BOY
 you say: the fuck he won't
 Source: sweetdreamr
 40,277 notes
If this isnt the final act Ill be mad

If this isnt the final act Ill be mad

Super Mario, Tumblr, and Mario: powerburial: letshearitforthisclown: suppermariobroth: Luigi shuffling up for one of his casino minigames in Super Mario 64 DS. isn’t gambling illegal in japan luigis italian
Super Mario, Tumblr, and Mario: powerburial:

letshearitforthisclown:


suppermariobroth:
Luigi shuffling up for one of his casino minigames in Super Mario 64 DS.

isn’t gambling illegal in japan


luigis italian

powerburial: letshearitforthisclown: suppermariobroth: Luigi shuffling up for one of his casino minigames in Super Mario 64 DS. isn’t ga...

Bunnies, Definitely, and Target: RIP Bunny <p><a href="http://jennyloggins.tumblr.com/post/165981729269/phantoms-lair-perilousechidna" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jennyloggins</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://phantoms-lair.tumblr.com/post/165960594368/perilousechidna-knightsolaireofthesun" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">phantoms-lair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://perilousechidna.tumblr.com/post/165853440112/knightsolaireofthesun-britishbeardicism" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">perilousechidna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://knightsolaireofthesun.tumblr.com/post/165813480239/britishbeardicism-vividroute" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">knightsolaireofthesun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://britishbeardicism.tumblr.com/post/165809993763/vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo-rekt" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">britishbeardicism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vividroute.tumblr.com/post/165412823241/jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vividroute</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jurvektheblogsmer.tumblr.com/post/165315729003/nooooo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jurvektheblogsmer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>NooOOO</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b7a613ccf50a90d339cf800236e2816/tumblr_inline_owe6pjiWIE1qic1sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Rekt</p> </blockquote> <p>Visual storytelling </p> </blockquote> <p>Pretty sure those aren’t rabbit tracks. I think this was a bird shuffling through the snow, and then it made wing impressions when it took off. If it was an eagle, or something, that got a rabbit, there would be more disturbed snow.</p> </blockquote> <p>DEFINITELY not rabbit tracks. The tracks wouldn’t be linked since rabbits hop not walk and the tracks of the fore and hind legs are quite distinctive. <b>This</b> is what rabbit tracks in snow look like</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="552" data-orig-width="736"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b404ac81f968e3cf8aade123c296fe1d/tumblr_inline_ox6b25Q4XD1qjvf3e_540.jpg" data-orig-height="552" data-orig-width="736"/></figure><p>No bunnies were harmed in the making of above post</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="303" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1d81bc9fb9905fc43be11c7223899a35/tumblr_inline_ox7rpl5E2X1qbw22z_500.jpg" data-orig-height="303" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>
Bunnies, Definitely, and Target: RIP Bunny
<p><a href="http://jennyloggins.tumblr.com/post/165981729269/phantoms-lair-perilousechidna" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jennyloggins</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://phantoms-lair.tumblr.com/post/165960594368/perilousechidna-knightsolaireofthesun" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">phantoms-lair</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://perilousechidna.tumblr.com/post/165853440112/knightsolaireofthesun-britishbeardicism" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">perilousechidna</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://knightsolaireofthesun.tumblr.com/post/165813480239/britishbeardicism-vividroute" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">knightsolaireofthesun</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://britishbeardicism.tumblr.com/post/165809993763/vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo-rekt" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">britishbeardicism</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://vividroute.tumblr.com/post/165412823241/jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vividroute</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jurvektheblogsmer.tumblr.com/post/165315729003/nooooo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jurvektheblogsmer</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>NooOOO</p></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b7a613ccf50a90d339cf800236e2816/tumblr_inline_owe6pjiWIE1qic1sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Rekt</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Visual storytelling </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Pretty sure those aren’t rabbit tracks. I think this was a bird shuffling through the snow, and then it made wing impressions when it took off. If it was an eagle, or something, that got a rabbit, there would be more disturbed snow.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>DEFINITELY not rabbit tracks. The tracks wouldn’t be linked since rabbits hop not walk and the tracks of the fore and hind legs are quite distinctive. <b>This</b> is what rabbit tracks in snow look like</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="552" data-orig-width="736"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b404ac81f968e3cf8aade123c296fe1d/tumblr_inline_ox6b25Q4XD1qjvf3e_540.jpg" data-orig-height="552" data-orig-width="736"/></figure><p>No bunnies were harmed in the making of above post</p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="303" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1d81bc9fb9905fc43be11c7223899a35/tumblr_inline_ox7rpl5E2X1qbw22z_500.jpg" data-orig-height="303" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

jennyloggins: phantoms-lair: perilousechidna: knightsolaireofthesun: britishbeardicism: vividroute: jurvektheblogsmer: NooOOO Rekt...

Crips, Drive By, and Kfc: Your girl gets pregnant but you never hit. Say she a virgin. When the babys born 3 niggas show up out of nowhere with bottles of murr and shit. What do u do? *smacks lips profusely* SO HOL UP HOL UP *steals* SO U BE SAYIN *gets jiggy wit it* SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN *eats a skittle* AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN *checks for nearest KFC* U BE SAYIN *collects welfare* HOL UP HOL UP *licks teeth then smacks lips* AYYOO U BE SAYIN *does the crip walk* SO U BE SAYIN *opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown* HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN "tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer* WE WUZ *dindu nuffins* FINNA WE WUZ *sucks air through teeth* AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ *pulls up sagging pants* SO WE WUZ *instinctively looks around for the police* SO U SAYIN WE WUZ *faints and then gets up repeatedly* SOM FINNA *scopes dem titties* SO WE WUZ *shouts at movie theater screen, SOM FINNA *chucks spear* AYYOOO SOM FINNA *sets down cotton bale* HOL UP *strokes welfare check pensively* WE WUZ *throws up gang sign* SOM FINNA *swings from basket ball hoop* WE WUZ *grabs dick and shuffles left and right* SOM FINNA *participates in drive by shooting* HOL UP MUH NIGGUH *converts to islam* U SAYIN WE WUZ *repeated world star yelling in background* SOM FINNA *sells crack* KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT *evolves from primate*
Crips, Drive By, and Kfc: Your girl gets
 pregnant but you
 never hit. Say she a virgin. When
 the babys born 3 niggas show
 up out of nowhere with bottles of
 murr and shit. What do u do?
*smacks lips profusely* SO HOL UP HOL UP *steals* SO U BE SAYIN *gets jiggy wit it* SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN *eats a skittle* AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN *checks for nearest KFC* U BE SAYIN *collects welfare* HOL UP HOL UP *licks teeth then smacks lips* AYYOO U BE SAYIN *does the crip walk* SO U BE SAYIN *opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown* HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN "tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer* WE WUZ *dindu nuffins* FINNA WE WUZ *sucks air through teeth* AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ *pulls up sagging pants* SO WE WUZ *instinctively looks around for the police* SO U SAYIN WE WUZ *faints and then gets up repeatedly* SOM FINNA *scopes dem titties* SO WE WUZ *shouts at movie theater screen, SOM FINNA *chucks spear* AYYOOO SOM FINNA *sets down cotton bale* HOL UP *strokes welfare check pensively* WE WUZ *throws up gang sign* SOM FINNA *swings from basket ball hoop* WE WUZ *grabs dick and shuffles left and right* SOM FINNA *participates in drive by shooting* HOL UP MUH NIGGUH *converts to islam* U SAYIN WE WUZ *repeated world star yelling in background* SOM FINNA *sells crack* KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT *evolves from primate*

*smacks lips profusely* SO HOL UP HOL UP *steals* SO U BE SAYIN *gets jiggy wit it* SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN *eats a skittle* AYYYOOOO SO U BE S...