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Shower thoughts: home is where the water doesn't taste weird just shower thoughts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

$Shower thoughts: home is where the water doesn't taste weird just shower thoughts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

$Shower thoughts: home is where the water doesn't taste weird just shower thoughts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯$

just shower thoughts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If you're one of those public speakers that say "Goodmorning....Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING" I automatically do not like you from that moment on. Meirl

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
If you're one of those public
speakers that say
"Goodmorning....Oh come on we
can do better than that,
GOODMORNING" I automatically do
not like you from that moment on.
Meirl

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
If you're one of those public
speakers that say
"Goodmorning....Oh come on we
can do better than that,
GOODMORNING" I automatically do
not like you from that moment on.
Meirl

Meirl

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement to not play bumper cars.

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
The only thing separating you from
certain death at 65mph is a painted
white line and a mutual agreement to
not play bumper cars.

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
The only thing separating you from
certain death at 65mph is a painted
white line and a mutual agreement to
not play bumper cars.

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. yomommaboyfriend You ain't have to put those people business out like that. prokopetz Y'know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn't been invented yet. There's no shame in valuing your spinal health. wombatking The fact that they're secure enough to admit that they're better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. cincosechzehn their relationship was just right That took a nice turn :)

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept
separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
yomommaboyfriend
You ain't have to put those people business out like that.
prokopetz
Y'know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in
separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness,
and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm
on the other hadn't been invented yet. There's no shame in valuing your spinal
health.
wombatking
The fact that they're secure enough to admit that they're better off in separate
beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a
foundation of mutual love and respect.
cincosechzehn
their relationship was just right
That took a nice turn :)

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept
separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
yomommaboyfriend
You ain't have to put those people business out like that.
prokopetz
Y'know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in
separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness,
and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm
on the other hadn't been invented yet. There's no shame in valuing your spinal
health.
wombatking
The fact that they're secure enough to admit that they're better off in separate
beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a
foundation of mutual love and respect.
cincosechzehn
their relationship was just right
That took a nice turn :)

That took a nice turn :)

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together. yomommaboyfriend You ain't have to put those people business out like that. prokopetz Y'know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn't been invented yet. There's no shame in valuing your spinal health. wombatking The fact that they're secure enough to admit that they're better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. cincosechzehn their relationship was just right That took a nice turn :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2sPSwYu

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept
separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
yomommaboyfriend
You ain't have to put those people business out like that.
prokopetz
Y'know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in
separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness,
and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm
on the other hadn't been invented yet. There's no shame in valuing your spinal
health.
wombatking
The fact that they're secure enough to admit that they're better off in separate
beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a
foundation of mutual love and respect.
cincosechzehn
their relationship was just right
That took a nice turn :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2sPSwYu

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept
separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
yomommaboyfriend
You ain't have to put those people business out like that.
prokopetz
Y'know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in
separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness,
and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm
on the other hadn't been invented yet. There's no shame in valuing your spinal
health.
wombatking
The fact that they're secure enough to admit that they're better off in separate
beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a
foundation of mutual love and respect.
cincosechzehn
their relationship was just right
That took a nice turn :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2sPSwYu

That took a nice turn :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2sPSwYu

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them. keepcalmandcarrieunderwood They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too laughoutloud-club: H O L U P

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you die while making food in a slow
cooker, whoever finds your body will
have a nice warm meal waiting for
them.
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood
They can also eat whatever is in the
slow cooker too
laughoutloud-club:

H O L U P

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you die while making food in a slow
cooker, whoever finds your body will
have a nice warm meal waiting for
them.
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood
They can also eat whatever is in the
slow cooker too
laughoutloud-club:

H O L U P

laughoutloud-club: H O L U P

Shower thoughts: ge just-shower-thoughts Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people. totallysilvergirl I want this on a bumper sticker

Shower thoughts: ge just-shower-thoughts
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
totallysilvergirl
I want this on a bumper sticker

Shower thoughts: ge just-shower-thoughts
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
totallysilvergirl
I want this on a bumper sticker

Shower thoughts: ohe just-shower-thoughts The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are repeatedly forced to relive their own death. punkbugs this is so dark what the fuck H-How many times am lgoing to die?! It’s election day eve, here’s some memes!

Shower thoughts: ohe
just-shower-thoughts
The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are
repeatedly forced to relive their own death.
punkbugs
this is so dark what the fuck
H-How many times am lgoing to die?!
It’s election day eve, here’s some memes!

Shower thoughts: ohe
just-shower-thoughts
The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are
repeatedly forced to relive their own death.
punkbugs
this is so dark what the fuck
H-How many times am lgoing to die?!
It’s election day eve, here’s some memes!

It’s election day eve, here’s some memes!

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts Blind people must save a lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, "WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!" before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I'm sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn't previously considered. hotmolasses Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn't know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said "Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too." She stared at him for a long time and then said "How do you know l'm from Brooklyn?" And he said "You have a Brooklyn accent." She said "I do?" and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said "I had no idea! The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn. I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it." Realising perspectives!

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
stomatium
They do actually!
mauve-moth
I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung
through his office to make up an exam. It was a while
before I knew he was in there because he was sitting
with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and
took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which
was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he
panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, "WAIT,
YOU CAN SEE!!" before diving across his desk to
turn on the lights. I'm sure he was embarrassed but I
thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large
aspect of disabled life that I hadn't previously
considered.
hotmolasses
Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf,
but she had learned to read lips and speak so she
could communicate easily with hearing people who
didn't know sign language. One day she had gotten
off topic and was talking a little about her personal
life, so that one of the students said "Oh, I know, I
grew up in Brooklyn too."
She stared at him for a long time and then said "How
do you know l'm from Brooklyn?"
And he said "You have a Brooklyn accent."
She said "I do?" and the whole class nodded, and
then she burst out laughing and said "I had no idea!
The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn.
I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way
my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I
have their accent, I just never thought about it."
Realising perspectives!

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
stomatium
They do actually!
mauve-moth
I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung
through his office to make up an exam. It was a while
before I knew he was in there because he was sitting
with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and
took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which
was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he
panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, "WAIT,
YOU CAN SEE!!" before diving across his desk to
turn on the lights. I'm sure he was embarrassed but I
thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large
aspect of disabled life that I hadn't previously
considered.
hotmolasses
Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf,
but she had learned to read lips and speak so she
could communicate easily with hearing people who
didn't know sign language. One day she had gotten
off topic and was talking a little about her personal
life, so that one of the students said "Oh, I know, I
grew up in Brooklyn too."
She stared at him for a long time and then said "How
do you know l'm from Brooklyn?"
And he said "You have a Brooklyn accent."
She said "I do?" and the whole class nodded, and
then she burst out laughing and said "I had no idea!
The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn.
I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way
my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I
have their accent, I just never thought about it."
Realising perspectives!

Realising perspectives!

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If you're one of those public speakers that say "Goodmorning....Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING" I automatically do not like you from that moment on. Meirl

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
If you're one of those public
speakers that say
"Goodmorning....Oh come on we
can do better than that,
GOODMORNING" I automatically do
not like you from that moment on.
Meirl

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
If you're one of those public
speakers that say
"Goodmorning....Oh come on we
can do better than that,
GOODMORNING" I automatically do
not like you from that moment on.
Meirl

Meirl

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are repeatedly forced to relive their own death. punkbugs this is so dark what the fuck Tree Hell?

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are
repeatedly forced to relive their own death.
punkbugs
this is so dark what the fuck
Tree Hell?

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
The trees cut down to make Jenga blocks are
repeatedly forced to relive their own death.
punkbugs
this is so dark what the fuck
Tree Hell?

Tree Hell?

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings At some point in your life, an attractive person passed by you and regretted not talking to you. Oh. I don't think so Not really tbh

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
At some point in your life, an
attractive person passed by you and
regretted not talking to you.
Oh. I don't think so
Not really tbh

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
At some point in your life, an
attractive person passed by you and
regretted not talking to you.
Oh. I don't think so
Not really tbh

Not really tbh

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings At some point in your life, an attractive person passed by you and regretted not talking to you. Oh. I don't think so Well yes but actually no

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
At some point in your life, an
attractive person passed by you and
regretted not talking to you.
Oh. I don't think so
Well yes but actually no

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
At some point in your life, an
attractive person passed by you and
regretted not talking to you.
Oh. I don't think so
Well yes but actually no

Well yes but actually no

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Somebody invented a dinosaur sound and we just went with it. Foghorn No ises * Buuuuuuuu Buuuuuuuuu

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Somebody invented a dinosaur
sound and we just went with it.
Foghorn No ises
*
Buuuuuuuu Buuuuuuuuu

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Somebody invented a dinosaur
sound and we just went with it.
Foghorn No ises
*
Buuuuuuuu Buuuuuuuuu

Buuuuuuuu Buuuuuuuuu

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. advanced-procrastination Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed brunhiddensmusings good news! O C 279,063 notes A Me irl

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember
and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and
10th months.
advanced-procrastination
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
brunhiddensmusings
good news!
O C
279,063 notes
A
Me irl

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember
and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and
10th months.
advanced-procrastination
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
brunhiddensmusings
good news!
O C
279,063 notes
A
Me irl

Me irl

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that's the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million pissvortex [Verse 1: Daveed Diggs] Where is the guillotine?

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny,
that's the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending
$1.5 million
pissvortex
[Verse 1: Daveed Diggs]
Where is the guillotine?

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny,
that's the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending
$1.5 million
pissvortex
[Verse 1: Daveed Diggs]
Where is the guillotine?

Shower thoughts: o just-shower-thoughts An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests. violentadod Excuse you, they take commissions stygianmoon "hey man can you kill this guy?" "alright that will be 10k" "ugh cant you just do it for the exposure? whatever you suck at murder anyway" Source: just-shower-thoughts 45,274 notes Ardail@PCD (@Over9000coffey) | Twitter

Shower thoughts: o just-shower-thoughts
An assassin is really just a serial killer who
takes requests.
violentadod
Excuse you, they take commissions
stygianmoon
"hey man can you kill this guy?"
"alright that will be 10k"
"ugh cant you just do it for the exposure?
whatever you suck at murder anyway"
Source: just-shower-thoughts
45,274 notes
Ardail@PCD (@Over9000coffey) | Twitter

Shower thoughts: o just-shower-thoughts
An assassin is really just a serial killer who
takes requests.
violentadod
Excuse you, they take commissions
stygianmoon
"hey man can you kill this guy?"
"alright that will be 10k"
"ugh cant you just do it for the exposure?
whatever you suck at murder anyway"
Source: just-shower-thoughts
45,274 notes
Ardail@PCD (@Over9000coffey) | Twitter

Ardail@PCD (@Over9000coffey) | Twitter

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts Eventually they'll need to reinvent Superman's alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore helladonkaphant clark kent the buzzfeed editor. missharleenfquinzel 10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman Buzz buzzfeed Fe sweats nervously*

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
Eventually they'll need to reinvent
Superman's alter-ego because nobody
reads newspapers anymore
helladonkaphant
clark kent the buzzfeed editor.
missharleenfquinzel
10 People Who are Definitely Not
Superman
Buzz buzzfeed
Fe
sweats nervously*

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
Eventually they'll need to reinvent
Superman's alter-ego because nobody
reads newspapers anymore
helladonkaphant
clark kent the buzzfeed editor.
missharleenfquinzel
10 People Who are Definitely Not
Superman
Buzz buzzfeed
Fe
sweats nervously*

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that's the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million pissvortex [Verse 1: Daveed Diggs] Where is the guillotine? Let them eat the rich!

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny,
that's the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending
$1.5 million
pissvortex
[Verse 1: Daveed Diggs]
Where is the guillotine?
Let them eat the rich!

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny,
that's the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending
$1.5 million
pissvortex
[Verse 1: Daveed Diggs]
Where is the guillotine?
Let them eat the rich!

Let them eat the rich!

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Schools only work because students unanimously agree on the rules; an entire high school could be overrun in minutes if the student body wanted to. The revolution has begun! Let’s start a revolution via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PlUk4J

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Schools only work because students
unanimously agree on the rules; an
entire high school could be overrun
in minutes if the student body
wanted to.
The revolution has begun!
Let’s start a revolution via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PlUk4J

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Schools only work because students
unanimously agree on the rules; an
entire high school could be overrun
in minutes if the student body
wanted to.
The revolution has begun!
Let’s start a revolution via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PlUk4J

Let’s start a revolution via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2PlUk4J

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Schools only work because students unanimously agree on the rules; an entire high school could be overrun in minutes if the student body wanted to. The revolution has begun! Let’s start a revolution by insertmemequote MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Schools only work because students
unanimously agree on the rules; an
entire high school could be overrun
in minutes if the student body
wanted to.
The revolution has begun!
Let’s start a revolution by insertmemequote
MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Schools only work because students
unanimously agree on the rules; an
entire high school could be overrun
in minutes if the student body
wanted to.
The revolution has begun!
Let’s start a revolution by insertmemequote
MORE MEMES

Let’s start a revolution by insertmemequote MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings No matter how unattractive you are, the odds are extremely high that someone has found you attractive Don't do that. Don't give me hope meirl

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
No matter how unattractive you are,
the odds are extremely high that
someone has found you attractive
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope
meirl

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
No matter how unattractive you are,
the odds are extremely high that
someone has found you attractive
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope
meirl

meirl

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Someone, somewhere, at some point has probably idly fantasized about being in a relationship with you. 9.7k Share Award 305 BEST COMMENTS bobfalafel Now Big deal, I have nightmares too Hahaha

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Someone, somewhere, at some
point has probably idly fantasized
about being in a relationship with
you.
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Big deal, I have nightmares too
Hahaha

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Someone, somewhere, at some
point has probably idly fantasized
about being in a relationship with
you.
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Big deal, I have nightmares too
Hahaha

Hahaha

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Someone, somewhere, at some point has probably idly fantasized about being in a relationship with you. Lies, deception >

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Someone, somewhere, at some
point has probably idly fantasized
about being in a relationship with
you.
Lies, deception
>

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Someone, somewhere, at some
point has probably idly fantasized
about being in a relationship with
you.
Lies, deception
>

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere. dammitsammy finally a good fucking shower thought

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper
to snort cocaine and run everywhere.
dammitsammy
finally a good fucking shower thought

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper
to snort cocaine and run everywhere.
dammitsammy
finally a good fucking shower thought

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there's bones beneath our skin ink-the-shitposter This is the worst one by far, thanks .

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
Maybe dogs lick us so much because they
know there's bones beneath our skin
ink-the-shitposter
This is the worst one by far, thanks
.

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
Maybe dogs lick us so much because they
know there's bones beneath our skin
ink-the-shitposter
This is the worst one by far, thanks
.

.

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Before was was was, was was is. He is speaking the language of gods.

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Before was was was, was was is.
He is speaking the language of gods.

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Before was was was, was was is.
He is speaking the language of gods.

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought "Well, fuck this planet" and never came back? roachpatrol what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs' tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to??? rockpapertheodore #important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct #EVER sunslammerdown jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda bethosaurus This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel, evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one thing then what the fuck are the dinosaurs up to???

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic
Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of
mean, giant lizards and thought "Well, fuck this
planet" and never came back?
roachpatrol
what if when humans went out into the galaxy all
the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs'
tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser
blasters and interstellar colonies then what the
fuck were the dinosaurs up to???
rockpapertheodore
#important human policy: do not let any aliens
know the dinosaurs are extinct #EVER
sunslammerdown
jurassic park movies as extremely important
interstellar propaganda
bethosaurus
This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it
combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel,
evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one
thing
then what the fuck are the dinosaurs up to???

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic
Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of
mean, giant lizards and thought "Well, fuck this
planet" and never came back?
roachpatrol
what if when humans went out into the galaxy all
the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs'
tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser
blasters and interstellar colonies then what the
fuck were the dinosaurs up to???
rockpapertheodore
#important human policy: do not let any aliens
know the dinosaurs are extinct #EVER
sunslammerdown
jurassic park movies as extremely important
interstellar propaganda
bethosaurus
This is probably the best post on Tumblr tbh it
combines aliens, dinosaurs, space travel,
evolution, and borderline absurd humor in one
thing
then what the fuck are the dinosaurs up to???

then what the fuck are the dinosaurs up to???

Shower thoughts: breaktotheotherside: just-shower-thoughts: If I wear a shirt inside out, the entire universe would be wearing it except me. Congratulations, you just explained Gödel's theorem in a single sentence. ifHnny.co funny and tumblr image

Shower thoughts: breaktotheotherside:
just-shower-thoughts:
If I wear a shirt inside out, the entire
universe would be wearing it except
me.
Congratulations, you just explained
Gödel's theorem in a single sentence.
ifHnny.co
funny and tumblr image

Shower thoughts: breaktotheotherside:
just-shower-thoughts:
If I wear a shirt inside out, the entire
universe would be wearing it except
me.
Congratulations, you just explained
Gödel's theorem in a single sentence.
ifHnny.co
funny and tumblr image

funny and tumblr image

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If we removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%. My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? > Oh geez

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
If we removed all laws, the crime rate
would be 0%.
My goodness, what an idea.
Why didn't I think of that?
>
Oh geez

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
If we removed all laws, the crime rate
would be 0%.
My goodness, what an idea.
Why didn't I think of that?
>
Oh geez

Oh geez

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts One day you will place your last Minecraft block. pyrophreak Is this a fucking threat Me irl by xX_memeboi_Xx MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
One day you will place your last Minecraft
block.
pyrophreak
Is this a fucking threat
Me irl by xX_memeboi_Xx
MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
One day you will place your last Minecraft
block.
pyrophreak
Is this a fucking threat
Me irl by xX_memeboi_Xx
MORE MEMES

Me irl by xX_memeboi_Xx MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts One day you will place your last Minecraft block. pyrophreak Is this a fucking threat Me irl

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
One day you will place your last Minecraft
block.
pyrophreak
Is this a fucking threat
Me irl

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
One day you will place your last Minecraft
block.
pyrophreak
Is this a fucking threat
Me irl

Me irl

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. advanced-procrastination Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed higashikatajoshuu If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender. gentlemanbones Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed. Source: just-shower-thoughts I mean he did get stabbed by tuskedmars MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember
and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and
10th months.
advanced-procrastination
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
higashikatajoshuu
If I recall, they did used to be the
corresponding months. It was just when Roman
leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into
power, the months July(Julius) and
August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing
off the numbering of the calender.
gentlemanbones
Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did
in fact get stabbed.
Source: just-shower-thoughts
I mean he did get stabbed by tuskedmars
MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember
and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and
10th months.
advanced-procrastination
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
higashikatajoshuu
If I recall, they did used to be the
corresponding months. It was just when Roman
leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into
power, the months July(Julius) and
August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing
off the numbering of the calender.
gentlemanbones
Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did
in fact get stabbed.
Source: just-shower-thoughts
I mean he did get stabbed by tuskedmars
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I mean he did get stabbed by tuskedmars MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts b, p, d and q are the same letter and noone talks about it tsaimelemoni Я Б-

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
b, p, d and q are the same
letter and
noone talks about it
tsaimelemoni
Я
Б-

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
b, p, d and q are the same
letter and
noone talks about it
tsaimelemoni
Я
Б-

Shower thoughts: 4. This archaeological theory: just-shower-thoughts Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed rhymeswspinach I've read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye. awed-frog Yep, can confirm! And what's even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they're like eight feet tall or something so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens' all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren't taking any shit from anyone but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that's something that can't be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don't make the rules 9,880 notes awed-frog.tumblr.com 5. This macabre definition: 2.7K Buzz Feed 269 BuzzFeed's Post See More NO Archäologie

Shower thoughts: 4. This archaeological theory:
just-shower-thoughts
Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively
logical conclusion that dragons existed
rhymeswspinach
I've read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also
cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The
giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.
awed-frog
Yep, can confirm! And what's even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages,
Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons and those look
exactly like human skeletons, except they're like eight feet tall or something so
they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and
clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious
ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens' all modern
and rational, philosophers and scientists aren't taking any shit from anyone but
the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so
that's something that can't be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing
and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don't make the rules
9,880 notes
awed-frog.tumblr.com
5. This macabre definition:
2.7K
Buzz
Feed
269
BuzzFeed's Post
See More
NO
Archäologie

Shower thoughts: 4. This archaeological theory:
just-shower-thoughts
Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively
logical conclusion that dragons existed
rhymeswspinach
I've read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also
cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The
giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.
awed-frog
Yep, can confirm! And what's even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages,
Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons and those look
exactly like human skeletons, except they're like eight feet tall or something so
they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and
clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious
ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens' all modern
and rational, philosophers and scientists aren't taking any shit from anyone but
the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so
that's something that can't be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing
and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don't make the rules
9,880 notes
awed-frog.tumblr.com
5. This macabre definition:
2.7K
Buzz
Feed
269
BuzzFeed's Post
See More
NO
Archäologie

Archäologie

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts I've had religious people knock on my door encouraging me to be religious, but never have I had a homosexual knock on my door to encourage me to be homosexual snailfarts Knock knock squishy-liz who's there snailfarts It's me. Queer up Source: just-shower-thoughts

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I've had religious people knock on my door
encouraging me to be religious, but never
have I had a homosexual knock on my door
to encourage me to be homosexual
snailfarts
Knock knock
squishy-liz
who's there
snailfarts
It's me. Queer up
Source: just-shower-thoughts

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I've had religious people knock on my door
encouraging me to be religious, but never
have I had a homosexual knock on my door
to encourage me to be homosexual
snailfarts
Knock knock
squishy-liz
who's there
snailfarts
It's me. Queer up
Source: just-shower-thoughts

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate amfinwat weekend plans!

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii
and immediately die after you land, your
marriage certificate will be dated after your
death certificate
amfinwat
weekend plans!

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii
and immediately die after you land, your
marriage certificate will be dated after your
death certificate
amfinwat
weekend plans!

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts If you're driving a Tesla and it get stolen, is it now an "Edison"? bruddabois THIS IS PEAK PHYSICS JOKE bruddabois I'm still laughing History of Physics: 30 Times Tumblr Accidentally Taught Me Something While Making Me Laugh

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you're driving a Tesla and it get stolen, is it now
an "Edison"?
bruddabois
THIS IS PEAK PHYSICS JOKE
bruddabois
I'm still laughing
History of Physics: 30 Times Tumblr Accidentally Taught Me Something While Making Me Laugh

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
If you're driving a Tesla and it get stolen, is it now
an "Edison"?
bruddabois
THIS IS PEAK PHYSICS JOKE
bruddabois
I'm still laughing
History of Physics: 30 Times Tumblr Accidentally Taught Me Something While Making Me Laugh

History of Physics: 30 Times Tumblr Accidentally Taught Me Something While Making Me Laugh

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts I forgot to bring a towel hockeystix This is the best one I'm sorry

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I forgot to bring a towel
hockeystix
This is the best one I'm sorry

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I forgot to bring a towel
hockeystix
This is the best one I'm sorry

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts I forgot to bring a towel hockeystix This is the best one I'm sorry Der Höhepunkt der Tumblr-Karriere von shower thoughts #hohepunkt #karriere #shower #thoughts #tumblr

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I forgot to bring a towel
hockeystix
This is the best one I'm sorry
Der Höhepunkt der Tumblr-Karriere von shower thoughts #hohepunkt #karriere #shower #thoughts #tumblr

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I forgot to bring a towel
hockeystix
This is the best one I'm sorry
Der Höhepunkt der Tumblr-Karriere von shower thoughts #hohepunkt #karriere #shower #thoughts #tumblr

Der Höhepunkt der Tumblr-Karriere von shower thoughts #hohepunkt #karriere #shower #thoughts #tumblr

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts In LOTR "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys" implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like. yarking idk but you probably need a reservations one does not just walk in Source: just-shower-thoughts 5,420 notes

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
In LOTR "Looks like meat's back on the menu,
boys" implies that Orcs know what a menu is,
and have therefore been to a restaurant. I
wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.
yarking
idk but you probably need a reservations
one does not just walk in
Source: just-shower-thoughts
5,420 notes

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
In LOTR "Looks like meat's back on the menu,
boys" implies that Orcs know what a menu is,
and have therefore been to a restaurant. I
wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.
yarking
idk but you probably need a reservations
one does not just walk in
Source: just-shower-thoughts
5,420 notes

Shower thoughts: jayayayayay: just-shower-thoughts: Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don't eat the crust. what the fuck are you thinking about in that shower WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

Shower thoughts: jayayayayay:
just-shower-thoughts:
Pizza should have poison in the
sauce and the antidote in the crust
to kill off those weird people that
don't eat the crust.
what the fuck are you thinking about in
that shower
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

Shower thoughts: jayayayayay:
just-shower-thoughts:
Pizza should have poison in the
sauce and the antidote in the crust
to kill off those weird people that
don't eat the crust.
what the fuck are you thinking about in
that shower
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If you think about it, birthdays are really satanic rituals about chanting around a flaming object that represents the amount of years taken off your life, upon which the flames are blown out and a knife is stabbed through it. ame at a lime Thanks, Satan

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
If you think about it, birthdays are really
satanic rituals about chanting around a
flaming object that represents the
amount of years taken off your life, upon
which the flames are blown out and a
knife is stabbed through it.
ame at a lime
Thanks, Satan

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
If you think about it, birthdays are really
satanic rituals about chanting around a
flaming object that represents the
amount of years taken off your life, upon
which the flames are blown out and a
knife is stabbed through it.
ame at a lime
Thanks, Satan

Shower thoughts: squideroni SQUIDERONI just-shower-thoughts Sheet music is basically a sound recipe classicalcarp stop it right now

Shower thoughts: squideroni
SQUIDERONI
just-shower-thoughts
Sheet music is basically a sound recipe
classicalcarp
stop it right now

Shower thoughts: squideroni
SQUIDERONI
just-shower-thoughts
Sheet music is basically a sound recipe
classicalcarp
stop it right now

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts Let's all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don't itch. thatonenerdgirl Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it's fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can topshelfbottom that's... frustrating tenacious-brii Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn't it do that for menstrual cramps

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
Let's all take a moment and thank biology that
our internal organs don't itch.
thatonenerdgirl
Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful
but your brain just tells you it's fine the same
way it tells you not to bite off your fingure
even though you can
topshelfbottom
that's... frustrating
tenacious-brii
Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn't it
do that for menstrual cramps

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
Let's all take a moment and thank biology that
our internal organs don't itch.
thatonenerdgirl
Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful
but your brain just tells you it's fine the same
way it tells you not to bite off your fingure
even though you can
topshelfbottom
that's... frustrating
tenacious-brii
Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn't it
do that for menstrual cramps

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. advanced-procrastination Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed higashikatajoshuu If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender. gentlemanbones Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed. Source: just-shower-thoughts i started hating Julius Caesar and Augustus from this point by gurudeep47 MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember
and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and
10th months.
advanced-procrastination
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
higashikatajoshuu
If I recall, they did used to be the
corresponding months. It was just when Roman
leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into
power, the months July(Julius) and
August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing
off the numbering of the calender.
gentlemanbones
Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did
in fact get stabbed.
Source: just-shower-thoughts
i started hating Julius Caesar and Augustus from this point by gurudeep47
MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: just-shower-thoughts
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember
and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and
10th months.
advanced-procrastination
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
higashikatajoshuu
If I recall, they did used to be the
corresponding months. It was just when Roman
leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into
power, the months July(Julius) and
August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing
off the numbering of the calender.
gentlemanbones
Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did
in fact get stabbed.
Source: just-shower-thoughts
i started hating Julius Caesar and Augustus from this point by gurudeep47
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i started hating Julius Caesar and Augustus from this point by gurudeep47 MORE MEMES

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Before was was was, was was is. He is speaking the language of gods. This is Big Brain time via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Zc2cah

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Before was was was, was was is.
He is speaking the language of gods.
This is Big Brain time via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Zc2cah

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Before was was was, was was is.
He is speaking the language of gods.
This is Big Brain time via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Zc2cah

This is Big Brain time via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Zc2cah

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Before was was was, was was is. He is speaking the language of gods. This is Big Brain time

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Before was was was, was was is.
He is speaking the language of gods.
This is Big Brain time

Shower thoughts: Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
Before was was was, was was is.
He is speaking the language of gods.
This is Big Brain time

This is Big Brain time