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Shit Damn: Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet So I finally hit 100 steps-minute on the stairmaster for 45 minutes which is a personal record. I'm not even gon lie like the shit was easy bruh shit damn near killt me - I was sweating and heaving like a pregnant woman at a buffet 🤰🏼🍗🍖🍕. So I text my lil homegirl to let her know and she said "ok now what." And I'm like "NOW WHAT - IS U CRAZY? SHIT DAMN NEAR KILLED ME!" And she said dead ass: "oh so you're just gonna hit that record and stop? Ok." I'm not gon lie. I was gonna be content stopping at 100 because honestly every workout shouldn't be a near-death experience. In fact, I was about to hit her with the good ol "I WANNA SEE YOU DO THAT." But three things. First, it ain't about her. She got other goals and she reaching for them goals, not mine. Secondly, she could do it if she wanted to because EVERYONE can do almost ANYTHING they put they mind to - u just gotta have the mindset that u can achieve it - I know that sound like some waxy face Tony Robbins "buy my 10 CD set for $199.99" motivational BULLSHIT but it's true! (And I ain't gon charge you two hunnit for it 😍😂). I use to not be able to do a single pull up. Now I can do over 100 with a 20 pound vest. It's just determination. Third...and most important...GETCHU SOME FRIENDS THAT'S NOT GON LET U GET COMFORTABLE. WINNING TAKE DETERMINATION. SO BE DETERMINED AND KICK SOME MF ASS. I'm now at 102 per minute and I'm hoping to hit 103 next workout. Why not? I thought 100 was the limit. U just gotta remind yourself that those limits only exist in your mind 😬. Bless up! (P.s. If I die on the stairmaster by passing out and bashing my face on the mechanical stairs and then getting sucked under the machine so my entire body folds up like a lawn chair and crumples up like a piece of paper, just bones crunching in every direction...then IT'S ALL HER FAULT AND I TAKE BACK ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT REAL FRIENDS BECAUSE IT'S A SHAM DAT BISH WAS JUST TRYINA KILL ME BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂)
Shit Damn: Every time I take my dog for a walk she
 has to stop to see her crush. It's like
 Romeo and Juliet
So I finally hit 100 steps-minute on the stairmaster for 45 minutes which is a personal record. I'm not even gon lie like the shit was easy bruh shit damn near killt me - I was sweating and heaving like a pregnant woman at a buffet 🤰🏼🍗🍖🍕. So I text my lil homegirl to let her know and she said "ok now what." And I'm like "NOW WHAT - IS U CRAZY? SHIT DAMN NEAR KILLED ME!" And she said dead ass: "oh so you're just gonna hit that record and stop? Ok." I'm not gon lie. I was gonna be content stopping at 100 because honestly every workout shouldn't be a near-death experience. In fact, I was about to hit her with the good ol "I WANNA SEE YOU DO THAT." But three things. First, it ain't about her. She got other goals and she reaching for them goals, not mine. Secondly, she could do it if she wanted to because EVERYONE can do almost ANYTHING they put they mind to - u just gotta have the mindset that u can achieve it - I know that sound like some waxy face Tony Robbins "buy my 10 CD set for $199.99" motivational BULLSHIT but it's true! (And I ain't gon charge you two hunnit for it 😍😂). I use to not be able to do a single pull up. Now I can do over 100 with a 20 pound vest. It's just determination. Third...and most important...GETCHU SOME FRIENDS THAT'S NOT GON LET U GET COMFORTABLE. WINNING TAKE DETERMINATION. SO BE DETERMINED AND KICK SOME MF ASS. I'm now at 102 per minute and I'm hoping to hit 103 next workout. Why not? I thought 100 was the limit. U just gotta remind yourself that those limits only exist in your mind 😬. Bless up! (P.s. If I die on the stairmaster by passing out and bashing my face on the mechanical stairs and then getting sucked under the machine so my entire body folds up like a lawn chair and crumples up like a piece of paper, just bones crunching in every direction...then IT'S ALL HER FAULT AND I TAKE BACK ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT REAL FRIENDS BECAUSE IT'S A SHAM DAT BISH WAS JUST TRYINA KILL ME BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂)

So I finally hit 100 steps-minute on the stairmaster for 45 minutes which is a personal record. I'm not even gon lie like the shit was ea...

Shit Damn: The edgy 14 year starter old pack "Vro" Couldn't think of a caption so: - Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she shitted on my dick Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she was riding and started farting I was like "what the fuck is you farting" She said "nah bitch why you lying" Then I seen drops coming out her ass Damn she farted on my dick Damn then she shitted Damn that's a combo Killing shit bitch call me Rambo Bitch nasty why she shit up on my dick Bitch nasty with a nasty clit Damn now I got a nasty dick Damn Bitch was riding and she farted Came to the party and she looking good Got to the room and she licked it good She pulled down her pants and I was like Ughhh Damn, you ugly Damn, that bitch was ugly All I seen was her from behind That ass was so big yeah it caught my eyes But damn, she farted on my dick Damn, she shitted on my shit Man that's some fucked up shit Man she farted on my dick She sharted on my shit, fam You a nasty bitch Nasty hoe oh nasty hoe You a nasty hoe go and wash your pussy hoe Damn, she farted on my dick She shitted on my shit She shitted on my shit Never fuck with wit I'm never fucking with her again Never ever ever ever ever man Ever ever ever ever That bitch smell like smokey on Friday Taking a shit on my dick Bitch is you crazy I should slap the bitch Ooh Ugh That's a nasty bitch I can't even finish this song cause I'm so fucking disgusted man
Shit Damn: The
 edgy
 14 year starter
 old
 pack
 "Vro"
Couldn't think of a caption so: - Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she shitted on my dick Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she was riding and started farting I was like "what the fuck is you farting" She said "nah bitch why you lying" Then I seen drops coming out her ass Damn she farted on my dick Damn then she shitted Damn that's a combo Killing shit bitch call me Rambo Bitch nasty why she shit up on my dick Bitch nasty with a nasty clit Damn now I got a nasty dick Damn Bitch was riding and she farted Came to the party and she looking good Got to the room and she licked it good She pulled down her pants and I was like Ughhh Damn, you ugly Damn, that bitch was ugly All I seen was her from behind That ass was so big yeah it caught my eyes But damn, she farted on my dick Damn, she shitted on my shit Man that's some fucked up shit Man she farted on my dick She sharted on my shit, fam You a nasty bitch Nasty hoe oh nasty hoe You a nasty hoe go and wash your pussy hoe Damn, she farted on my dick She shitted on my shit She shitted on my shit Never fuck with wit I'm never fucking with her again Never ever ever ever ever man Ever ever ever ever That bitch smell like smokey on Friday Taking a shit on my dick Bitch is you crazy I should slap the bitch Ooh Ugh That's a nasty bitch I can't even finish this song cause I'm so fucking disgusted man

Couldn't think of a caption so: - Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she shitted on my dick Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, sh...