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sexy ass: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too. So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity. l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire. Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there. After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
sexy ass: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l
 wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my
 house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and
 break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to
 me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared
 about him too.
 So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't
 have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to
 her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games,
 when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp
 that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away
 and erased from the game by the great sims deity.
 l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd
 occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but
 thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated
 once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more
 hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went
 overboard when he started the fire.
 Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death
 (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire
 that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm
 in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in
 a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a
 lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there.
 After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me
 down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said
 What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This
 never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me
 first."
 I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He
 knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the
 afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but
 at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a
 row until he would have sex with me
 We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300
 bucks and bought a microwave
The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost

The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost

sexy ass: v171 One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it whenI was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way l wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity I'm a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because l kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom Now I couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama) Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn't understand him, I imagine he said "What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombs tone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave que-mystery l enioved this more than the last season of AHS breefolk-hates-staff "He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen." redcresent "I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave" I love the sims This post was an adventure
sexy ass: v171
 One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike
 but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I
 moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could
 have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then
 the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it whenI
 was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too
 So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way l
 wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his
 daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in
 the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by
 CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry
 over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and
 erased from the game by the great sims deity
 I'm a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around
 I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't
 help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed
 But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits
 became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my
 electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he
 started the fire
 Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific
 to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because l kissed Mike so
 he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom
 Now I couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the
 foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would
 be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the
 house had burned by the time I could get the FD there
 After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama)
 Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn't understand
 him, I imagine he said "What the fuck you need to deal with your
 crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you
 weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first."
 I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting
 for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no
 coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he
 knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like
 old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would
 have sex with me
 We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his
 tombs
 tone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave
 que-mystery
 l enioved this more than the last season of AHS
 breefolk-hates-staff
 "He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen."
 redcresent
 "I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave"
 I love the sims
This post was an adventure

This post was an adventure

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Bruh. This morning I seen two horrifying things. Horrifying. Just...unspeakably terrifying. First: I seen a Honda Civic race to the scene of an accident with police lights on the dash. Second: I seen a cop in a blue Chrysler minivan. A BLUE CHRYSLER MINIVAN. Nah, Bruh. Hell nah. They cat fishing us. They cat fishing us real, real hard. This is a whole new level of cat fish. It used to be that all u had to do was keep your eyes peeled for a white Chevy Caprice. Then they got white Ford Explorers. But Japanese cars? And family cars? This is rocket science level cat fishing. Bruh. This is like if I walk into a club wearing high heels and some sexy ass blond in a Valentino dress and some python skin Saint Laurent heels come up to me like "ooh bitch nice heels!" And I'm like "you too biiiiiiiitch! πŸ’…" and she thinks she made a gay best friend that night and she come home with me and she get in bed wearing only La Perla panties (I know how y'all sexy girls do, y'all love sleepovers with your gay bestie) and my PP sticking straight into the atmosphere like a flag pole and she just like "smash?" And I'm like "yes, biiiiiiiiitch? πŸ’‹" and she's like "I thought you were gay(?)" and I'm like "nah baby girl I just like to wear heels sometimes to explore my feminine side and break out of constricting gender norms but now that we're in bed together let's get acquainted 😍." THAT level cat fish πŸ˜‚. Nah but for real y'all cops savages. Stop this cat fishing. Y'all foul for that. A brother can't even speed no more! I got places to go! Smash got board meetings to attend! Let a brother speed! Fuck!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bruh. This morning I seen two horrifying things. Horrifying. Just...unspeakably terrifying. First: I seen a Honda Civic race to the scene...

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