Now I know how women feel!
stab me in the heart jimbo
shilol:me @ my gf: would you like to have sex tonight her: yes, that will be (2) compliments and (1) listening to my problems please. me: ok...
Fyi... ( @scouse_ma )
If you’re going to booty call, do it honestly
follow @xdankest_boi and he will swipe right on your gf on SnapsHorny ad
In case you were having a good day
Everyone on tinder today
That's a good boy. You know it makes sense...unless you want her to tear u limb from limb and use ur body parts as sex toys
I don't even know him and I hate him already 😂😠 @fullyfucked
💯 Goodnight. ✌😴🤣
I think he wants a sword fight?🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just stay hoeing forget everyone else 😂😂😂 Follow @likemymomandshit joking visualcrush mycrush funny goalcrusher girlcrush orangecrush fun si...
kylie def givin la flame that birthday sex tonight
Just gonna listen to Marvin’s room a little bit (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Just gonna listen to Marvins room a little bit
😔🙋....How many of you got a GM text but they didn't hit you up all night?...(😂 Its not adding up huh?😁)....Shop Now 👉 theguiltysecret.com Li...
💯 Go back to school or something..😥😂😂
when u read a twitter post that's just too close to home
My crush is always out doin single shit I hate it. Doesn't he know we are in a pretend relationship. 😂😂 @that_cheeky_cow
Just letting y'all know. They got dudes lined up like it's the NBA draft season. Stay sharp.
While you jerk off to her selfies, she's in these streets suckin'
"Just focus on yourself" 😂😫 #WSHH
"Just focus on yourself" 🤔😂 WSHH
I does this
Just came across this tweet.. and suddenly my chest is burning up
💯🆓🎮 Im tryna tell you! ✌😂
Oh 🔥. lol😂 what's your favorite burn on tbbt ? lol😂😂😂 thebigbangtheory penny howardwolowitz leonardhofstader kaleycuoco simonhelberg johnnyg...
I'm here to split the Red Sea
So no sex tonight, right? (@_taxo_)
sorry losers but looks like I’m finally popular in hot babe side of tumblr. I am going to have sex tonight