Now I know how women feel!
stab me in the heart jimbo
shilol:me @ my gf: would you like to have sex tonight her: yes, that will be (2) compliments and (1) listening to my problems please. me:...
Fyi... ( @scouse_ma )
If you’re going to booty call, do it honestly
follow @xdankest_boi and he will swipe right on your gf on SnapsHorny ad
In case you were having a good day
Everyone on tinder today
That's a good boy. You know it makes sense...unless you want her to tear u limb from limb and use ur body parts as sex toys
I don't even know him and I hate him already 😂😠 @fullyfucked
💯 Goodnight. ✌😴🤣
I think he wants a sword fight?🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just stay hoeing forget everyone else 😂😂😂 Follow @likemymomandshit joking visualcrush mycrush funny goalcrusher girlcrush orangecrush fun...
kylie def givin la flame that birthday sex tonight
<p>Just gonna listen to Marvin’s room a little bit (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
Just gonna listen to Marvins room a little bit
😔🙋....How many of you got a GM text but they didn't hit you up all night?...(😂 Its not adding up huh?😁)....Shop Now 👉 theguiltysecret.com...
💯 Go back to school or something..😥😂😂
when u read a twitter post that's just too close to home
My crush is always out doin single shit I hate it. Doesn't he know we are in a pretend relationship. 😂😂 @that_cheeky_cow
Just letting y'all know. They got dudes lined up like it's the NBA draft season. Stay sharp.
While you jerk off to her selfies, she's in these streets suckin' & fuckin' & suckin' & fuckin' & suckin' & fuckin'. So sad. (@craigantho...
"Just focus on yourself" 😂😫 #WSHH
"Just focus on yourself" 🤔😂 WSHH
I does this
Just came across this tweet.. and suddenly my chest is burning up
💯🆓🎮 Im tryna tell you! ✌😂
Oh 🔥. lol😂 what's your favorite burn on tbbt ? lol😂😂😂 thebigbangtheory penny howardwolowitz leonardhofstader kaleycuoco simonhelberg john...
I'm here to split the Red Sea
So no sex tonight, right? (@_taxo_)
sorry losers but looks like I’m finally popular in hot babe side of tumblr. I am going to have sex tonight