Her bio said she likes math
Die hard is a Christmas movie.
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome
Her bio said “Tell me some jokes.” She’s now my girlfriend. Thank you, Tinder.
She still a prosecutor at heart
She still a prosecutor at heart by pbaik829
Someone try this
America is fucked by guywithfries
Fingers crossed for that one.
I’m going through changes
Send me to Reddit Hell for this one
Hook, line, and sinker
It’s a trap, send no reply
Didn’t fuck this one UP
He did that on purpose
He did that on purpose by RabRabotnik228
All you need is a good playlist
She’s a software engineer and so am I
Lil Timmy Feeling It Tonight.
Mission failed, we’ll get em next time
show me them pigs by rLordOfLols
Maybe I’m too innocent for tinder
I fucked up my knee real bad as a teenager doing something stupid and had to get a couple rounds of surgery to ge...
What a madlad.
Guess she isn’t a big reader herself…
What and how
Oof, at least she responded truthfully
Catch me NOT talking to Chris Hansen next week. Unmatch
Girls love number jokes
I love when I get set up to drop lines like these
Keep your chin up King, I got your back
I remember I was really proud of this one
If you fall for this, then you deserve what you get…