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Dad, Flexing, and Internet: So I've been ruining my kids lives by saying "weird flex but ok to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell ma they're running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it Weird flex but ok Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst "to flex on" live memes ever to pretend Im an even more really lame parent. they don't have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn't obvious Im intentionaly trying to be more lame Here's the ones I came up with so far "You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease? You ever just bol chilies to flex on your eyes? You ever just be cool to flex on your kids? "You ever just use sanitzer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?" You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad? Catholic edition: You ever just ike recelve the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan? You ever just lke love your Mom to flex on Protestants? So l executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn't say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he's walking down the street Ok so I walked down the block and I found him Update "'11 Boost令 9:36 PM That photo of u made it around the internet and you're famous Do you have a message from your fans. They want to hear from you Delivered Sen Help Message 0 Your son is named Egg Every part of this is hilarious 18,547 notes The kind of parent I aspire to be
Dad, Flexing, and Internet: So I've been ruining my kids lives by saying "weird flex but ok to everything and
 when I do it they scream no and tell ma they're running away and I made this
 lovely photo lemme get it
 Weird flex
 but ok
 Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst "to flex on" live
 memes ever to pretend Im an even more really lame parent. they don't have to
 make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it
 isn't obvious Im intentionaly trying to be more lame
 Here's the ones I came up with so far
 "You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart
 disease?
 You ever just bol chilies to flex on your eyes?
 You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?
 "You ever just use sanitzer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?"
 You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?
 Catholic edition:
 You ever just ike recelve the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?
 You ever just lke love your Mom to flex on Protestants?
 So l executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn't say
 anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no
 shoes on and now he's walking down the street
 Ok so I walked down the block and I found him
 Update
 "'11 Boost令
 9:36 PM
 That photo of u made it around
 the internet and you're famous
 Do you have a message from
 your fans. They want to hear
 from you
 Delivered
 Sen
 Help
 Message
 0
 Your son is named Egg
 Every part of this is hilarious
 18,547 notes
The kind of parent I aspire to be

The kind of parent I aspire to be

Memes, Academy, and American: AP Photo/Patrick Semansky An American flag rests atop a headstone at the gravesite of Sen. John McCain at the U.S. Naval Academy Cemetery in Annapolis.
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An American flag rests atop a headstone at the gravesite of Sen. John McCain at the U.S. Naval Academy Cemetery in Annapolis.

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