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God, Crab, and The Wall: Can't here God i wish I could be a fly on the wall or a crab louse on their scrotum literally I’ll take anything
God, Crab, and The Wall: Can't here
God i wish I could be a fly on the wall or a crab louse on their scrotum literally I’ll take anything

God i wish I could be a fly on the wall or a crab louse on their scrotum literally I’ll take anything

Beautiful, Crazy, and Fresh: sosyebabe What you got made fun of in school for? graatrunk i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed "The Nut Slayer" and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents billsimportantposts I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company have faded my scars and stretch marks, completely gotten rid of my acne, fixed my dry skin problems, thickened my eyelashes, laid my edges, made my hair grow like crazy… I can go on and on. I’ve actually never tried the bath bombs, but their skincare and haircare products work magic. Fading Scars - Stretch Marks Organic Therapy Massage Bar Extra Dry Skin King of Skin In-Shower Body Conditioner, Skin Drink Facial Moisturizer, Sultana of Soap Bar, Tender is the Night Massage Bar, Each’s a Peach Massage Bar Acne Fresh Farmacy Solid Cleanser, Eau Roma Toning Water, Full of Grace Serum Bar Thickening Lashes Eyes Right Mascara - Lash Milk Edges R&B Hair Moisturizer (if you put this on your edges before wrapping your hair, they’ll be relaxer-straight when you wake up, lasts about 12 hours), -Dirty Styling Cream (cream-based edge control with a matte finish, no more shiny or crunchy edges) -Hair Growth NEW! Shampoo Bar, Retread Hair Conditioner FACE - HAIR STUFF Magical Moringa Facial Moisturizer Oh my lordy. Let me tell y'all about this stuff. It’s marketed as a moisturizer but I use it as a primer because when you put this on your face, it’s completely matte. Like completely. All day. And it will lock your makeup in place like no other. You can sweat in it, swim in it, whatever. Shit won’t budge. Ever. Jason & the Argan Oil Shampoo Bar Amazing for volumizing. It made the three bundles in my head look more like five when I used this thing the first time, I kid you not. Also gives your hair a really natural shine. I only use it when I really need a volume boost, otherwise it’s just too much. No Drought Dry Shampoo If you have a weave, you need this stuff. Period. A lot of times, the natural oils in our scalps (referring to my fellow black women here) are too heavy for Brazilian, Peruvian, etc hair, and so it’s easy for weave to get weighed down between washes. Shake this stuff in your hair, brush it out - bam, flow city. ( more in the comments
Beautiful, Crazy, and Fresh: sosyebabe
 What you got made fun of in school for?
 graatrunk
 i went into american public school for 6th
 grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a
 fencing foil that was missing the little rubber
 safety tip on the end by accident in gym
 and it was middle school so i was promptly
 nicknamed "The Nut Slayer" and i cried until
 my parents let me move back to europe and
 live with my grandparents
billsimportantposts I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company have faded my scars and stretch marks, completely gotten rid of my acne, fixed my dry skin problems, thickened my eyelashes, laid my edges, made my hair grow like crazy… I can go on and on. I’ve actually never tried the bath bombs, but their skincare and haircare products work magic. Fading Scars - Stretch Marks Organic Therapy Massage Bar Extra Dry Skin King of Skin In-Shower Body Conditioner, Skin Drink Facial Moisturizer, Sultana of Soap Bar, Tender is the Night Massage Bar, Each’s a Peach Massage Bar Acne Fresh Farmacy Solid Cleanser, Eau Roma Toning Water, Full of Grace Serum Bar Thickening Lashes Eyes Right Mascara - Lash Milk Edges R&B Hair Moisturizer (if you put this on your edges before wrapping your hair, they’ll be relaxer-straight when you wake up, lasts about 12 hours), -Dirty Styling Cream (cream-based edge control with a matte finish, no more shiny or crunchy edges) -Hair Growth NEW! Shampoo Bar, Retread Hair Conditioner FACE - HAIR STUFF Magical Moringa Facial Moisturizer Oh my lordy. Let me tell y'all about this stuff. It’s marketed as a moisturizer but I use it as a primer because when you put this on your face, it’s completely matte. Like completely. All day. And it will lock your makeup in place like no other. You can sweat in it, swim in it, whatever. Shit won’t budge. Ever. Jason & the Argan Oil Shampoo Bar Amazing for volumizing. It made the three bundles in my head look more like five when I used this thing the first time, I kid you not. Also gives your hair a really natural shine. I only use it when I really need a volume boost, otherwise it’s just too much. No Drought Dry Shampoo If you have a weave, you need this stuff. Period. A lot of times, the natural oils in our scalps (referring to my fellow black women here) are too heavy for Brazilian, Peruvian, etc hair, and so it’s easy for weave to get weighed down between washes. Shake this stuff in your hair, brush it out - bam, flow city. ( more in the comments

billsimportantposts I know most people associate LUSH Cosmetics with white girls and bath bombs but products from this beautiful company hav...

Af, Ass, and Friends: When your headphones are broken and you find that position that's just right to get them to work I let my friend hector borrow my headphones because he couldn't talk in the Party while we playing black ops. Few weeks later we chilling and I see him chewing on my headphones. I had to snatch them bitches back. I needed them to bump my porn on the bus. I get home that night and my headphones all kinds of fucked up. They had a knot tighter than virgin pussy in the middle of them. Took me about 10 minutes to get it out. Headphones smelled musty af. I try them On and half of one ear is working. You know them cheap ass corner store Gummy headphones where you gotta hold that cord against your nipple while your hand is at a 90 degree angle and your wrist touching your chin. Yea I'm trying that and my music still sounding choppy. I called hector to ask what's up with my shit. He tell me how his mom Vacuumed them up but they still work. How? He begins to explain how you have to wrap the cord around your scrotum twice and three times around your neck then put the left bud in with your head tilted forward. What the fuck? I was about to try it too. Till I realized he violated my headphones. I made my way to Hectors house and beat his ass to oblivion. I have those headphones to this day. What happen to hector? We're still friends. We're playing blacks ops together now. I'm about to try that technique tonight.
Af, Ass, and Friends: When your headphones are broken and you
 find that position that's just right to get them
 to work
I let my friend hector borrow my headphones because he couldn't talk in the Party while we playing black ops. Few weeks later we chilling and I see him chewing on my headphones. I had to snatch them bitches back. I needed them to bump my porn on the bus. I get home that night and my headphones all kinds of fucked up. They had a knot tighter than virgin pussy in the middle of them. Took me about 10 minutes to get it out. Headphones smelled musty af. I try them On and half of one ear is working. You know them cheap ass corner store Gummy headphones where you gotta hold that cord against your nipple while your hand is at a 90 degree angle and your wrist touching your chin. Yea I'm trying that and my music still sounding choppy. I called hector to ask what's up with my shit. He tell me how his mom Vacuumed them up but they still work. How? He begins to explain how you have to wrap the cord around your scrotum twice and three times around your neck then put the left bud in with your head tilted forward. What the fuck? I was about to try it too. Till I realized he violated my headphones. I made my way to Hectors house and beat his ass to oblivion. I have those headphones to this day. What happen to hector? We're still friends. We're playing blacks ops together now. I'm about to try that technique tonight.

I let my friend hector borrow my headphones because he couldn't talk in the Party while we playing black ops. Few weeks later we chilling an...