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Says Okay: MERIDIEN STANBUL nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those the white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza!" And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a "fun pizza" and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she's a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don't care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten "fun pizza" and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn't and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her "fun pizza" This is way too specific. Do you need to talk? Source: weheartit.com 120,325 notes Fun pizzaomg-humor.tumblr.com
Says Okay: MERIDIEN
 STANBUL
 nostalchik:
 darecrow:
 Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom
 with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't
 know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white
 Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store
 bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while
 he's cooking those the white mom comes out and says "okay kids,
 here's some pizza!" And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids
 why its a "fun pizza" and then cries in her master bedroom when no one
 likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she
 sobs that she's a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+
 sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don't care but she
 continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly
 cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise
 and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the
 dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just
 pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo
 Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and
 throwing away uneaten "fun pizza" and whole burgers dejected from the
 start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday
 lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did
 something the kids liked and she didn't and was the only one making a
 huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in
 her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in
 his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added
 strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still
 slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting
 to eat her "fun pizza"
 This is way too specific. Do you need to talk?
 Source: weheartit.com
 120,325 notes
Fun pizzaomg-humor.tumblr.com

Fun pizzaomg-humor.tumblr.com